made up paranormal stories

[crazyryan]

This is were we make up scary, funny or just plain weird paranormal stories. I'll Start.


Fredrick was a dead t-rex. He liked to eat bannanas off live trees until oneday fredrick meet a little biy named Timmy. Timmy was 7 years old. He looked at the large dead t-rex and asked- What are you. The dead t-rex replied- i am a spirit of a dinosaur. Timmy asked how he died. The Dinosaus replied this.The same way you will Timmy. Timmy was frightened! He was scared. Then an elephant sat on him.

That 1 was weird and thats all for now... lets see what you all can come up with.

[crazyryan]

come on. I know u all have a great imagination. post 1 on.

[dougspaulding]

I'm not sure anyone here can match your imagination, Ryan - after all, you gave us mutant bunnies and elephants sitting on folks!

[crazyryan]

hehe, that is true

[HibLaGrande]

I'll write one but it will take a few weeks. I told a ghost story along time ago that was ment to scare some kids that my friend was watching.I made it up on the fly with a flashlight under my chin. Turns out the story gave my buddy and his girlfriend nightmares. I can only think what it did to the little kids. Mwahahaha! I only remember the basic outline. I'll work on it and post it at a later date. copywrite laws ya know. :p

[crazyryan]

kool. lookin forward to it, ill make another one up


The Curse Of The French Tomato

DODODODODO! I was 156. I was nearing 157. And i ate a tomato! DODODODODODO! I died, but i came back to terminate the Tomato. it had gotten away so I ran after it. The Tomato was very thristy after 5 hours of running, but not me because im dead. The Tomato looked at me and laughed. HAHAHAHA! it said. Then the sickest thing i ever saw was a car ran over the Tomato and the Red Koolaid dude picked it up and refilled him self with it. He said O yeah. Then the Oompa-Loompas came out and sang a song about dirt.

THE END!

[dougspaulding]

Then the Oompa-Loompas came out and sang a song about dirt.


I'm compelled to ask, Ryan - how many suns shine on your world?


There once was this dude named Ryan, and he died, and his spectral self came back as a spooky carafe of red Kool-Aid which haunted the halls of the Overlook Hotel. And this one time, the lifts opened and he spilled out all over the halls in slow motion.

(Inspired by Band Girl and Ryan)

[crazyryan]

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why?

[Dr Morbius]

once there was a guy who thought hockey sucks...(to be continued)