And That's How The Fight Started

[Lady Nyxie]

Saw a post on another forum that made me think this would make a great game.

The idea is to come up with the beginning of the story that ends in... and that's how the fight started.

My sister and I were arguing on Christmas day. My husband (at the time) called us both b**ches... and that's how the fight stared.

I know that is not the best example, but the people here are so creative that with that one to give you the idea this will take off very well.

[scareme]

FE wouldn't loan me his purple boa to go with my red spiked heals and I told him the first rule of fashion is to change your underware daily, and he said... and that's how the fight started.

[Spooky1]

I told Roxy she'd been on the forum long enough and I wanted a shot at the computer to post for awhile, and that's how the fight start! :D (jk Roxy)

[Lady Nyxie]

I saw a post Spooky1 made in the thread about "things in the room you are in" stating that there were underwear in the room... his, so I posted on the "person above my post" thread that Spooky1 was wearing underwear and RoxyBlue read it... and that how the fight started!

[scareme]

This really happened two minutes ago-
Me "I've made a big pot of beans and ham for supper." (a full meal in it's self)
Hubby "I'm going to throw some steaks on the grill to go with it." (I don't want to eat your cooking)
AND THAT IS HOW THE FIGHT WILL START TONIGHT

[Don Givens]

This girl I was dating once asked me if her plether pants made her ass look big and I said no dear. Then I innocently asked if she thought we should donate that wornout, overstuffed bean bag chair to Goodwill and that's when the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

I saw a post Spooky1 made in the thread about "things in the room you are in" stating that there were underwear in the room... his, so I posted on the "person above my post" thread that Spooky1 was wearing underwear and RoxyBlue read it... and that how the fight started!

LMAO, Nyx!

Actually, we never fight, we just occasionally disagree:D

[Spooky1]

LMAO, Nyx!

Actually, we never fight, we just occasionally disagree:D

Are you calling me a Liar? and that's how the fight started. :tonguevil:

[Don Givens]

A Gradmother didn't like the boy her Grandaughter was dating so she decided to invite them over for dinner and play a little trick on them. She would let out some SBD's during dinner and figured that on the way home they would blame each other and get in a big fight over it. That night during dinner she was quite glad not to hear one comment as she passed gas that brought tears to the eyes of the Grandaughter and her date. After they left she told her husband of her devious plan and he turned to her and in a very loud voice said, "OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. I WAS DOING THE BILLS AND MY CALCULATOR DIED SO I TOOK THE BATTERIES FROM YOUR HEARING AID WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER ....... and that's how the fight started

[RoxyBlue]

Since I'm out of creative ideas at the moment, here's one I found:


A wife sat down on the couch next to her husband as he was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

He said, "Dust."

And that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I sat patiently waiting for a parking spot at the mall today for what must have been 10 minutes while those slower than dirt people put their packages away, buckled their seat belts, adjusted the temperature setting in the car, found the right radio station and figured out which one of those little letters by the gear shift makes the car go forward and then as they were pulling out some dumb b**ch came whipping around the corner and stole my parking spot... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

LOL, Lady N, that's justifiable homicide in the making!

[Lady Nyxie]

I was at my Mom's and needed to borrow old clothes for a project we were going to do. I asked my sister if she had anything I could borrow. She said she doubted that anything of hers would fit me. Her husband chimed in and added... that's right honey she would probably have to spend most of the day pulling the pants up and not really get much work done... and that's how the fight started.

[scareme]

I spoke to my teenager...and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Some stump jumpin' hillbillies moved in next to me... and that's how the fight started.

[Don Givens]

I come home early from work and my wife met me at the door and said honey I want you to go out and have a good time and I'll be waiting for you naked and in bed when you get home.

So I took out my celll and dialed up my best friend to see if he wanted to go out and have a few beers and I heard his phone ringing from our bedroom closet .... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

I was buying a bottle of rum at the liquor store. The young guy at the register asked to see some ID. His co-worker looked over and said, "Come on, we're not that desperate"...and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

The bank prints a set of checks for my account and switches the order of the names so my husband's name is listed first. The next time I need checks, I go to the bank and tell them they need to list my name first on the checks since it's my account. The teller looks at me and says, "Oh, so you have a job?" ...and THAT'S when the fight started.

(true story, as is the one about the liquor store)

[Lady Nyxie]

So, I am all excited that for the first time in years a guy I asked to coffee seems interested and when my mother hears the news replies with, "You better not take him to your house with the way it looks."... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Husband: "Whoa honey, that dress looks a bit tighter this year."

... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

"Well, my ex never had a problem with it."

... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

So, I think I lost my cell phone today and in a major panic and ask my Mom to do me a huge favor and go to where I thought I lost it to check for me since I was stuck at a Christmas party for work. When I get home I call her to see if she found it. She said that since they (my Mom, sister and brother-in-law) were on their way somewhere else my sister and brother-in-law "didn't feel like" doing me the favor... and that's how the fight started.

[randyaz]

Some stump jumpin' hillbillies moved in next to me... and that's how the fight started.

who you callin a stump jumpin hillbilly? ...and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

Randyaz flashed us... we giggled... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

Dec 25 Yes I'm at work .....I came in to relief the guy who just worked the night shift....I asked if his back hurt.......he said no ....Why......well because mine does from carrying your ass.....and that's how the fight started....

[RoxyBlue]

A co-worker brewed a pot of ultra-strong coffee (the kind that leaves grit in your teeth and can take tar off your car). He asked, "How do you like the coffee?" I said. "It smells a lot like that dead skunk I passed on the road this morning"....and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

Dec 26 same guy that I relived as before........starts telling me that he knows what he's doing, and that he doesn't need me trying to make him look stupid.........and i said he doesn't need any help in that area ....you do just fine by yourself..........and that's when the fight started

[Spooky1]

My brother said he agreed with me and that's ....wait a minute he agreed with me? For once no fight. A Christmas miracle!

[rottincorps]

I went to my mother-in laws ......and that's when the fight started..

[Lady Nyxie]

The dogs just won't let me alone tonight... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I have been real nice to my wife today .......hoping to get some love-in....and that's when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

I have been real nice to my wife today .......hoping to get some love-in....and that's when the fight started


So was the man next door... and that's how the fight started. :D

[RoxyBlue]

Lady Nyxie took rottincorps' post to the next level...and that's how the fight started.

[Dark Angel 27]

my room mate mouthed of to my aunt which i love..(she's like the white version of Maddea) and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My neighbor came home from jail this morning... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My boss told me that I had to stay late to pick up the slack for someone who goofs off all day and then of course has to leave at 5:00 on the dot... and that's how the fight started.

[slightlymad]

I showed my sons girlfriend that photo of him in a wedding gown and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I encountered stupid people at Wal-Mart today (I know... shocking isn't it?)... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

When I went to leave Wal-Mart the "guard" at the door (who had just watched me leave the checkout line) asked to see my receipt like I stole something... and that's how the fight started.

[Spooky1]

I asked Lady Nyxie why she gets in so many fights ..... and that's how the fight started. :D

[scareme]

I tried to give my cat a bath...and that's how the fight started.

[Dark Angel 27]

my roomate's friend came over and she's just like my room mate, she yelled at me because my dog snapped at her...and that how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

I asked Lady Nyxie why she gets in so many fights ..... and that's how the fight started. :D

Nyx asked Spooky1 (in her best NY/NJ accent) "You got a problem wit that?"... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

RoxyBlue asked Lady Nyxie, "Are you messin' wit my man?'...and that's how the fight started:D

[scareme]

My hubby got a four day weekend this weekend...and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

RoxyBlue asked Lady Nyxie, "Are you messin' wit my man?'...and that's how the fight started:D

:D Nyx replied, "Yes, I am, so what you gonna do 'bout it?"... and that's how the fight started. :p:D

[slightlymad]

I told my monster in law the the dryer was fixed and asked so whats your excuse for not doing laundry now? Ans thats how the fight started

[Spooky1]

:D Nyx replied, "Yes, I am, so what you gonna do 'bout it?"... and that's how the fight started. :p:D

So I said, if you two are going to fight, can I watch ... and that's how rthe fight started. :D:rolleyes:

[Dark Angel 27]

So I said, if you two are going to fight, can I watch ... and that's how rthe fight started. :D:rolleyes:

lol

my cousin came over and started picking on me...and that's how the fight started:D

[RoxyBlue]

(This is a conversation I used to have regularly with a co-worker many years ago)

Co-Worker: "Let's go out to lunch today."
Me: "Okay, where would you like to go?"
Co-Worker: "I don't care, pick a place."
Me: "How about (fill in the blank with first suggestion)?"
Co-Worker: "No, I had that kind of food last night for dinner."
Me: "What about (fill in the blank with next suggestion)?"
Co-Worker: "No, I had that for lunch yesterday."
Me (getting exasperated): "All right, then where would you like to go?"
Co-Worker: "I don't care, any place is fine."

....and that's when the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Speaking of work... last month I told a co-worker how to handle a situation.

At 2 am on Saturday I realized the task hadn't been completed so I called and left myself a voice mail for this morning.

When I asked my co-worker about the task she said she didn't know how to handle it. So, I e-mail back saying that unless I am mistaken I had told her to do the following steps (provided list of steps). Then I go on to say "So, if you can perform the above listed steps we can get this cleaned up before the year ends."

She e-mails me back saying, "I don't appreciate your 'So, if you can perform the above listed steps we can get this cleaned up before the year ends.'"

... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My dog just chewed teeth off of the zipper on a new sleeping bag... and that's how the fight started.

[scareme]

Both of my kids were riding in the back seat...and that's how the fight started.

[BrokebackHaunter]

my partner asked me..do these pants make my butt look big..I said no..it makes the pants look small..& that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I came home and said good morning dear.....and that's how the fight started

[slightlymad]

I sent her a text asking to bring home coffee and milk and thats how the fight started

[scareme]

I said "Sorry honey, but I forgot to balance the checkbook while you were in service over in the Iraq war"...and that started a really big fight.
(I didn't really forget, but I'm not good at it. But I didn't bounce a check or anything.)

[Dark Angel 27]

the dog went into the living room and tried to eat the cat food...and that's how the fight started.

(seriously i walked in the door...heard a hiss and a yelp...then my dog went running by my legs...and then the cat hissed at me..)

[rottincorps]

I woke up and said good morning dear........and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

I am really tired and cranky today and someone had the nerve to look at me... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

I told Lady Nyxie maybe she shouldn't be out carousing so late during the week....and that's how the fight started:)

[Lady Nyxie]

A girlfriend of mine asked me a question and told me to tell the truth and I did... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

A girlfriend of mine asked me a question and told me to tell the truth and I did... and that's how the fight started.

LOL, ya shouda known better!:googly:

[rottincorps]

i told a co worker he was as use full as a sack of rocks....and that's how the fight started

[Dark Angel 27]

my dog had the nerve to wake me up early this morning by jumping up on my stomach....and that's how the fight started

[Lilly]

All I did was punch him in the nose...and thats how the fight started.

[Don Givens]

I told my girl I liked her new legwarmers but she wasn't wearing any .... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

all I said was..you got a face that wouldn't work on radio......and thats when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

My dog chewed up his brand new dog pillow in just a few days time... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

One of my favorite games lapped over onto the second page because no one is playing it... and that's how the fight started.

[Dark Angel 27]

the dog walked in to the living room and one of the cats jumped him....and that's how the fight started

(literally jumped him...scared the crap out of him)

[Terrormaster]

My wife said the boobs on that new prop was too big... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

......."Well I was Always told It's better to be a smart ass ,....then a dumb ass ...Sr....and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

I used to spend a ton of time cleaning the bathroom and then my ex would shave and leave a huge mess behind... and that's how the fight started.

[slightlymad]

I wanted to get up and get things done and thats how the fight started

[Spooky1]

I came to bed late because I was on the forum... and that's how the fight started. :D

[RoxyBlue]

I came to bed late because I was on the forum... and that's how the fight started. :D

LOL, you must have been fighting with yourself then!:googly:

[Lady Nyxie]

Scareme's company tried to leave when she was having an enjoyable time... and that's when the fight started.

[Don Givens]

My date said she was thinking about going to modeling school and I said "that's great, I need someone to model for my stirring witch prop" ......... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I was in the Man zone ......The BBQ....and she said do you know what your doing......and that's when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

The dogs are being a pain in my backside tonight... and that's how the fight started. Who's bright idea was it to get three of them anyway?

[Spooky1]

I told Lady Nyxie no fights for 24 hours .... and that's how the fight started. :D

[RoxyBlue]

My boss thought he was right...and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I tried not to fight for 24 hours like Spooky1 asked... and that's how the fight started.

[Spooky1]

Lady Nyxie, I complement you on your restraint .... so no fighting for us.

[Lady Nyxie]

A co-worker misread an e-mail that I sent to them... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

A neighbor called my Haunt "cute"... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

The waitress rang up my bill and it came out to over $10,000 for a medium pizza, mozerella sticks, one hoagie and two drinks... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

....I said ALL YOU DO IS POUR COFFEE!....and thats how the fight started.......AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUGER!

[RoxyBlue]

A friend and I went to a Sunday brunch. When the bill came, the waitress had given her the senior discount...and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

A nice eatery "that's a fancy word for restaurant"..I took my better half to...when the bill arrived this pimple pic-ken tard add a 20% gratuity....for WHAT! I told him let me decide whether your worth a tip or not....then the manager came out ....AND THATS WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED

[RoxyBlue]

Don Givens started posting phrases highlighting Lady Nyxie's "THIG" typo in the "EEWWW" thread - and that's how the fight started:D

[Lady Nyxie]

Don Givens started posting phrases highlighting Lady Nyxie's "THIG" typo in the "EEWWW" thread - and that's how the fight started:D

Ok, great minds think alike... I was going to type pretty much that exact same statement in here.

Again, I have asked our fearless leader to fix the title as it bugs the daylights out of me.

[slightlymad]

The carbon monoxide alarm went off in the mother in laws room at 3am and we both told her to go back to bed......

[Lady Nyxie]

I am up against a deadline for a project, but require the help of a co-worker who is aware of my deadling. Well, this co-worker decided to blow me off... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone told me that Halloween was stupid... and that's how the fight started.

[Dark Angel 27]

my room mate accused me of laying around the house....and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

The carbon monoxide alarm went off in the mother in laws room at 3am and we both told her to go back to bed......

I laugh every time I read this one, SM:googly:

[RoxyBlue]

Dark Angel cleaned the house from top to bottom, scrubbed the bathroom to a sparkling shine, bought a week's worth of groceries, cleaned the refrigerator, prepared a gourmet meal, put a new coat of tasteful paint on the living room walls, and rotated the tires on the car - and when her roommate came home, there was nothing to fight about...and that's when the fight started:D

[Monk]

In an attempt to add some 'spice' to our relationship, the wife dressed up in tight leather from head to toe. She turned down the lights and waited confidently. When I got home from work and beheld the scene, I quickly asked "What's for dinner Batman?"... THAT'S when the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

In an attempt to add some 'spice' to our relationship, the wife dressed up in tight leather from head to toe. She turned down the lights and waited confidently. When I got home from work and beheld the scene, I quickly asked "What's for dinner Batman?"... THAT'S when the fight started.

LMAO, Monk!

[rottincorps]

I asked my wife to get out of bed and make me a samich..........Oh CRAP!..... that's when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone once asked me why I get in so many fights... and that's when the fight started.

[rottincorps]

some guy walking his dog, said hi and let his dog CRAP on my lawn.....no big deal.....but then he walked away leaving the lawn cookie for me ,....well not to be rude I picked up the treat bear haded and through it right at him.......AND THATS WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.........one of my more proud moments.......at least that's what I told the cops...

[RoxyBlue]

Someone once asked me why I get in so many fights... and that's when the fight started.

That was Spooky1, wasn't it?:googly: I was wondering where he got that black eye.

[Lady Nyxie]

That was Spooky1, wasn't it?:googly: I was wondering where he got that black eye.


Yes, my aim is getting better and my bad shoulder is getting stronger all the time. :devil:

[Lady Nyxie]

Stupid people p**s me off and the world abounds with stupid people... and that's how the fight started.

[Spooky1]

That was Spooky1, wasn't it?:googly: I was wondering where he got that black eye.

It wasn't Lady Nyxie, it was a big guy, I don't fight girls, yeah, no, it was a huge guy... no it was three huge guys, really. If you think I look bad, you should see them ....... not a mark on them. :D

[Lady Nyxie]

It wasn't Lady Nyxie, it was a big guy, I don't fight girls, yeah, no, it was a huge guy... no it was three huge guys, really. If you think I look bad, you should see them ....... not a mark on them. :D

Yeah, yeah, I saw it... I was there... it was three huge guys. Spooky1 is just being modest... he put a hurtin' on them boys for sure.

[RoxyBlue]

Three huge guys tried to hurt my Spooky1...and THAT's when the fight started:D

[Spooky1]

I cheated and found this one with an internet search.

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

[RoxyBlue]

Thank you for clarifying that your story is from the Internet, Spooky1:D

[rottincorps]

I was posting in the tell the truth and my wife walked in and asked what I was doing ....I said I'm trying to be a post whore and that's when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

My cat dared to set his feet on the floor and the dog saw him... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I went to this Super Bowl party and said that I thought football was stupid... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

I went to this Super Bowl party and said that I thought football was stupid... and that's how the fight started.

You are a woman after my own heart:googly:

[rottincorps]

my neighbor was telling me how stupid his kid is and how many dumb things he has done ,......and I merely pointed out that the apple doesnt fall far from the tree....and that's how the fight started

[Spooky1]

... Lady Nyxie asked why no one was posting on this thread while she was away, and I said, you were away? And that's when the fight started. :D (Just kidding Nyxie we all missed you)

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a guy orders a couch from the jcpenney catalog and has it shipped to the store. He picks it up i help him out to his car. He brought a honda civic to take his couch home in.
THats when the fight got started....(true story minus the fight)

[Lady Nyxie]

... Lady Nyxie asked why no one was posting on this thread while she was away, and I said, you were away? And that's when the fight started. :D (Just kidding Nyxie we all missed you)

Them's fightin' words Spooky1... and that's how the fight started. (Just kidding... glad to be back) :p

[Lady Nyxie]

Some guy was more interested in chatting on the phone this morning than driving... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I turned my back, the dog chewed on something that is not a toy... and that's how the fight started.

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a little girl walked by our 20 dollar prop and said "geeze it isnt halloween yet"

and thats how the fight got started

[Draik41895]

A little girl walked by bloodsheds 20 dollar prop and said "geeze it isnt halloween yet"

And thats how the fight got started:mad:

[Monk]

Last night, my wife said "my sister is coming to stay with us for a while"...

...that's how the fight started.

[Draik41895]

my mom smashed my foil skull...

...and thats how the fight started

[Eldritch_Horror]

My stepson wasn't paying attention to what he was doing and knocked my motorcycle over...

...and that's how the massacre started.

[Draik41895]

my sister stole my shrimp...

,,,and thats how the fight started

[Just Whisper]

I said to my husband, "You bought a $35,000 sports car, you didn't discuss it with me, you won't let me drive it, and it never leaves the garage." He made the fatal mistake of actually thinking he could respond to that.
And that's how the marriage ended... I mean that's how the fight started.

[Draik41895]

my dad decided not to take me to gamestop today...

...and thats how the fight started

[Dark Angel 27]

my dog/temporary guest max snarled at me when i was going to pet him and then he got the idea that it would be okay for him to jump on my stomach..

and that's how the fight started

[kevin242]

"so then HE said, "Your Momma!"...
and that's how the fight started

[Monk]

The marriage counselor asked what I was honestly thinking...
...and that's how the fight started.

[Frankie-s Girl]

so I says to him, "hey, as long as you're not spending it on hookers and blow!"

and that's when the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I am on the tail end of two weeks of having a cold and a co-worker from another building that I don't talk to too often says how terrible I sound... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I said Happy mothers day.......and that's how the fight started

[slightlymad]

My son said moms cooking diner can I stay here...............

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone said "good morning" to me... and that's how the fight started. (I am not a morning person).

[smileyface4u23]

Someone said "can't you get this stuff finished any faster?" and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My neighbors (3 people with less than a full job between them) had their laundry on their laundry tree (that over hangs into my yard) for a week... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

One of my little theater friends wants me to rewrite an entire musical score (22 songs) between now and beginning of August, but said "take your time"....and that's how the fight started.

[slightlymad]

I told my neighbor he wasnt done mowing his lawn yet to get the mower back out....and thats how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

One of my friends told me this one... Her husband came home early from work on Wednesday morning because he wasn't feeling well. The night before he had been out with the boys. She felt compelled to draw a line between the two events for him (cause maybe he hadn't noticed the line until she pointed it out)... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

So, I used something one of my co-workers did this morning in the "Things That Make You Go Eeewwwww!!!" thread while she stood next to my desk... and that's how the fight started.

[Dark Angel 27]

my mom called...

and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

My boss suggested that I may have to stay late on the Friday night of a 3 day holiday weekend... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

My boss thinks I should be his moral compass instead of developing one of his own...and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My boss told me that I probably won't get the desk I want when we move to the other side of the building... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

I asked if they would consider me for a promotion at work... and that's how the fight started.

[Wyatt Furr]

I said, Do not sit there and eat an entire bag of chips at 11:00 o'clock at night,you'll get heartburn......and that's how the fight started.

[Eldritch_Horror]

I got up this morning and went to work... and that's how the fight started. (Sadly, that's not far from the truth)

[Wyatt Furr]

It's not MY fault you sang"Happy Birthday to You" and forgot the words...and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

I brought left over Taco Bell in that my co-workers thought I ran out at lunch time for without asking them if they wanted anything... and that's how the fight started.

[Monk]

I introduced my wife to my girlfriend..and that's how the fight started.

[Bone To Pick]

I introduced my dog to my cat... and THAT's how the fight started.

[Just Whisper]

I told my husband it was MY jig saw. I didn't care if he did buy it for me, he couldn't borrow it. And that's how the fight started...

[Lady Nyxie]

I introduced my wife to my girlfriend..and that's how the fight started.

Monk, my friend, don't know how exactly to say this, but Duh! :googly:

[Eldritch_Horror]

My fiance threw away the 'junk' that was collecting on my prop station... and that's how the fight started.

[ghost37]

My husband complains that my haunt props are taking up space in "his" garage...and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

They made us move our desks at work... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

My boss's boss swore he asked me to do a task that I never heard him ask and then insisted on telling half the company that I never did the task... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

The people at Michael's told me that the store near me would not have their Halloween stuff out for a few more weeks... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I said this will be the last prop I build this year.......and that's how the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

My mother told me that I had too much Halloween stuff... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

my father-in law opened his mouth.....and believe me that's when the fight started

[Fiend4Halloween]

When the band started to play, someone slipped on some brass knuckles...that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

He said good morning and welcome to Wall-mart...and thats when the fight started

[Dark Angel 27]

:lolkin:

my aunt told me that gargoyles are evil..and that's how the fight started

[rottincorps]

I woke up ......and that's how the fight started....

[Terrormaster]

My father-in-law trimmed the trees I had been letting overgrow in the front for my display... and that's how the fight started...

[rottincorps]

My boss thought he new what he was talking about.....and that's when the fight started

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone told me it is too early to be thinking about Halloween... and that's how the fight started.

[Spooky1]

Roxy says that I can't start putting up Halloween decorations until October ... and that's how the fight started. :D

[Lady Nyxie]

Both Roxy and Spooky1 answered the question asking what percentage of your set up is done so far with different answers... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Roxy says that I can't start putting up Halloween decorations until October ... and that's how the fight started. :D

Them's fightin' words alright.

By my calculations you should start setting up no later than the beginning of September (unless you are a newbie). Actually, since the stuff is out in the stores, it only makes sense to set up what you have brought home right away, right?

[Fiend4Halloween]

The guy didn't put his shopping cart away in the designated area and it rolled and hit my headlight and cracked it....and that's how the fight got started.

[RoxyBlue]

The neighbor's son spit at his sister and she grabbed a baseball bat...and that's how the fight started (true story - ended up with a few police cars, a fire truck, and an ambulance right outside our house)

[Lady Nyxie]

Roxy congratulated a newbie on being a 1/2 (500) ho... and that's how the fight started. :D

[Lady Nyxie]

The company where my mother works told them a week ago to expect that half of her department should expect a lay off and waited a week to actually do it... and that's how the fight started.

[rottincorps]

I walked in to the room....and that's how the fight started

[The Creepster]

I got married....so that's how the fight got started

[Lady Nyxie]

My mother told me that we were taking my grandmother on a three hour road trip on my day off... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

Someone left a mess in the kitchen at work, clearly in the mistaken belief that someone else would clean it up - and that's how the fight started.

[Night Watchman]

Someone posted below me in Last Post Wins...and thats how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone told me this game is stupid... and that's how the fight started.

[Lady Nyxie]

A secret that I told to a good friend got leaked... and that's how the fight started.

[debbie5]

Some glued the dog's sphincter shut, and that's how....

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone ratted Creepster out for gluing the dog's sphincter shut... and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

Someone glued Creepster to the dog - and that's how the fight started:D

[The Creepster]

Does this dog make my butt look big? Don't lie otherwise thats how the fight will start

[RoxyBlue]

I told The Creepster that he made the dog's butt look big - and that's how the fight started:D

[The Creepster]

I found a tooth embedded in my knuckle....and thats how the fight started

[nixie]

I told the Creepster to have a Merry Christmas...and that's how the fight started

[The Creepster]

I told the Creepster to have a Merry Christmas...and that's how the fight started

I gave ecoli with H1N1 to everyone for Blak:sick: christmas:sick: and thats how the fight started...you ingrates

[RoxyBlue]

I injected The Creepster with Eternally Happy Juice - and that's how the fight started:p

[The Creepster]

I injected The Creepster with Eternally Happy Juice - and that's how the fight started:p

Ohhh thats what its called now:googly:

I started to hit on Roxy after she gave me happy juice:p:D...and thats how the fight started...but I don't stand a chance against Spooky:(

[nixie]

I took Harry Potter's wand from Creepster, and that's how the fight started.

[RoxyBlue]

I told Curious George to steal The Creepster's nose banana - and that's how the fight started:D

[fick209]

Creepster poking fun at my beloved MN Vikings and then asking for cookies - and that's how the fight started

[Spooky1]

I started to hit on Roxy after she gave me happy juice:p:D(

Creepster was hitting on my Roxy:eek:, that's how the fight started! :ninja::D

[RoxyBlue]

I tried to find information on the DC Government web site - and that's how the fight would start if I knew who to fight with:D

Try using a web site that appears to be full of good information, but either takes you in circles or has links that are not updated or available anymore - grrr!

[The Creepster]

Roxy using IE to do a search...and thats how the fight started

[Spooky1]

I asked the IT guy if I could get more memory for my computer at work (again) .... and that's how the fight started.

[nixie]

My husband bought flat white paint for our daughter's new room and refuses to bring it back...that's how the fight started.

[The Creepster]

tear gassing random people that's how the fight started.

[morbid mike]

threw a big gulp in a cops face and thats how the fight started

[The Creepster]

Telling a neighbor that they smell

[morbid mike]

taking a dump on the neighbors front porch and thats how the fight started

[The Creepster]

Using the neighbors fish pond to practice casting

[RoxyBlue]

The Creepster claimed he could show the ladies here how to wear high heels properly...and that's how the fight started

[The Creepster]

LOL........

Me and my BIG MOUTH...is how every fight starts......last weekend making fun of wifes sister...Thats how the skillet got dented on my head lol:googly::D

[Goblin]

Neighbor's dog went after someone walking by and that's how the fight started

[RoxyBlue]

Someone told Morbid Mike he looked just like his garden gnomes - and that's how the fight started

[Goblin]

Somebody stole all of Roxy's posts and that's how the fight started