Things That Make You Go Eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

New game inspired by my dog Lakota.

I came home this evening to find that said dog was sick today and messed all over himself, his dog bed, his cage, my floor and half of my kitchen... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Being and adult and seeing my father in a speedo... eeewwwww!!!

[dave the dead]

real story...last week I had a single serve applesauce with a black curly hair sitting on top of the sauce, neatly sealed below the plastic top.

ewwwwwwwwww

[Spooky1]

Riding a bike (fast) as a kid and a bug flew straight down my throat. I couldn't cough it up so I just swallowed. I have no idea what it was, but it wasn't small. eeewwwwww :sick:

[Lady Nyxie]

This is going to be such a fun game.

[RoxyBlue]

Sneezing while driving down the road and seeing a big goober land on the windshield...eewwww!

[Lady Nyxie]

Thinking about the things that your parents used to do when they were your age, knowing what you do at this age.

[scareme]

Babies poop, the first week of their lives. Right Sickie?

[debbie5]

I cannot stand my eye's poor judgement and desire to constantly look at a large, protruding, angry, golf-ball sized boil on a houseguest's neck that was lanced & draining...all the gloriousness of which I can clearly see, as the person decided it's best to "let it air out for a while". (gag) Oh- and did I mention that Mr. MRSA refused to sleep on the guest bed? I came home tonight to find him sound asleep on my COUCH. I can only hope that the couch cushion will be like a big slice of bread & sop up some of that neck gravy.

Keep yer pussy parts covered UP, please.

[pyro]

:confused:keep yer pussy parts covered up----:confused:

[pyro]

New game inspired by my dog Lakota.

I came home this evening to find that said dog was sick today and messed all over himself, his dog bed, his cage, my floor and half of my kitchen... eeewwwww!!!
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m80/pyro-1966/a%20halloween%20adds/a445uy76.gif

[RoxyBlue]

Reading debbie5's post about a house guest's pus-filled boil.....DOUBLE EEEEWWWWW!!!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Walking into the bathroom at Wal-Mart... eeewwwww!!!

I didn't know they made "dead possum" air freshner.

[Dark Angel 27]

watching other people throw up...escpeccially when it's in a movie.

ewwwwww!

[Dark Angel 27]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m80/pyro-1966/a%20halloween%20adds/a445uy76.gif

pyro, where do you get all these hillarious clip arts from?

[Lady Nyxie]

The dog just slimed me... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Raw chicken that's gone bad in your refrigerator.....EEWWWW!!

[scareme]

Do you notice how every movie or TV show has people brushing their teeth? I hate watching people brushing thier teeth. Next everyone will start wiping their butts on film. EEEWWWW!

[Lady Nyxie]

Do you notice how every movie or TV show has people brushing their teeth? I hate watching people brushing thier teeth. Next everyone will start wiping their butts on film. EEEWWWW!

eeewwwww!!! That just isn't right, but it did make me roflmao.

[debbie5]

When someone blows their nose, and they get what we call a "Mr. Roper"...that's when a big, swingy rope of snot goes from their tissue back to their nose, and you watch it sssttrreettcchhh....
OOoo- I am getting a flip-floppy stomach just typing this.

I swear: I can deal with ANY bodiy fluid but snot. Toe cheese, barf, poo..whatever. I had one of my kids poop right on my hand once when I was changing her.Didn't phase me.
Just don't let me see a Mr.Roper....OMG. Gag.

[RoxyBlue]

When our first dog used to snack on cat poo (which is EEWWW already) and then come pant in our faces....EEEWWWWW!!!!!

[scareme]

That pile of red and brown fluid on the steps. I wonder what it is and who did it. EEWWW

[Spooky1]

When the dog is frantically licking it's butt, and then wants to lick me in the face immediately afterwards. Eewwww

[RoxyBlue]

Removing the trap under the sink to clean it and then sticking your fingers inside the pipe that goes into the wall to see if there's anything in there and finding a large wad of smelly black slime...EEEEWWW!!!

[scareme]

Did anyone watch "The Girls Next Door" last night? The bubble gum alley. EEWWWW!

[debbie5]

Having to clean someone else's toilet....

[debbie5]

Speaking of toilets:

having public toilet water splash up on your butt...then wondering what disease you just potentially caught.

[dave the dead]

When someone blows their nose, and they get what we call a "Mr. Roper"...that's when a big, swingy rope of snot goes from their tissue back to their nose, and you watch it sssttrreettcchhh....
OOoo- I am getting a flip-floppy stomach just typing this.

I swear: I can deal with ANY bodiy fluid but snot. Toe cheese, barf, poo..whatever. I had one of my kids poop right on my hand once when I was changing her.Didn't phase me.
Just don't let me see a Mr.Roper....OMG. Gag.

MR ROPER...lmao! never heard that one before, but I do gag when a large round snot-glob finds it way free, to gleefully sun itself on someone's mustache...code name for that one is "pirate on the hair ship".

[RoxyBlue]

Speaking of snot, ever notice how people will look into their used tissue/hankie post nose-blow as if they're expecting to find a treasure there?

[ededdeddy]

Absolutely... That was my EWWW. How about the people who pick their noses at traffic lights.. What you don't know that your car has windows??

[RoxyBlue]

Another snot one...going over to my brother's rental house to help him paint the bedroom that used to belong to the previous renter's teenage son, and finding a row of dried boogers on the wall near where the bed used to be...EEEWWWWW!!!!

[ededdeddy]

stepping on a hairball with bare feet in the middle of the night. Thanks cat. It was on the steps too. lucky I didn't fall

[Lady Nyxie]

Knowing that I start back to school tomorrow night... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Cleaning the hair out of the tub drain... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Experiencing what Tim Allen refers to as a "vomit burp"....eeewwww!!!

[Spooky1]

As a kid I was playing football in the backyard and got tackled in the area of the yard where the dog poops (aka the mine field) .... eewwwww (Mom, I think these clothes need to go in the laundry right now)

[dave the dead]

When I was dating my wife way back when, we were at a restaurant with a salad bar buffet. A very 'white trash' mom and her knot of kids came in, and while she was at the counter paying for a single buffet meal, her filthy kids literally mauled the salad bar....she turns around and yells across the restaurant for them to "GIT YER BOOGER-HOOKS OF'N THAT AND GO SIT DOWN!"

I have never seen a restaurant clear out that fast...

[dave the dead]

stepping on a hairball with bare feet in the middle of the night. Thanks cat. It was on the steps too. lucky I didn't fall

I don't know which is worse though...warm or cold?

[smileyface4u23]

My pug with an upper respiratory infection - with foamy snot coming out of her nose and mouth...and constantly wanting to "give mommy a kiss"...EWWWWW...

[Dark Angel 27]

my dog throwing up...ewwww

[scareme]

The thought of your parents "doing it".

[Spooky1]

Drink a mug of hot chocolate and realizing the lump I had in my mouth wasn't undisolve chocolate, it was a dead fly. EEEEWWWWWWWWW!

[Black Cat]

Camping in the spring with the scouts. It sounded like rain on the leaves...........but it was really tons and tons of Caterpillar poop. Little itty bitty black poop landing in your head and on your food.............EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[ededdeddy]

I don't know which is worse though...warm or cold?

COLDIt wakes you up much quicker

[slywaka1]

This thread is hilarious!

People eating, noisy/messy eaters. Eeeew!

[Moon Dog]

Walking on a tile floor in your socks and stepping in a wet spot and
suddenly wondering when was the last time you let your new puppy
outside....

Ewwwww...

[BrokebackHaunter]

You think your going to pass gas..but gas is not what comes out..lol..Ewwwww

[scareme]

Doing the laundry, and finding out your sons underware are sticky. EEWWW

[debbie5]

(EWWWWwwwwwwwww sticky undies!! Ew..ew...ew....OMG.)

A friend told me his story:
he eats a nice roast beef dinner....
afterwards, the dog (a black Lab) gets into the garbage and eats a bunch of stuff.
The next day, he notices the dog acting oddly. He looks, and the cotton string netting that went around the roast beef to hold it together is hanging, half in and half out, of ***the dog's a$$***. That's why the dog is freaking out.
He tries to catch the dog, but the dog takes off & goes to run upstairs. As the dog hits the stairs, friend STEPS ON THE NETTING, thereby yanking it out of the dog, who yelps, but keeps running up the stairs..leaving the netting behind under Friend's foot.
He had to pick it up.

It was whole.

[debbie5]

Oh- and another one:
My sister in law (an otherwise very normal woman) has her son's foreskin from his circumcision in a jar of alcohol, to save it.
He's 33. She has no idea WHY she's saving it, she just is.

Which reminds me of ANOTHER one:
When 2nd DD was born, her bellybutton took forever to heal up, as it kept trying to get infected. When it finally got all scabby and beef jerkyish (sorry..LOL), I was happy it would finally fall off. I was changing her one day, and my pinkie's fingernail clipped underneath it...it went flying across the room, and rolled across the rug like a coin. Our poodle saw it & gave chase. I yelled for hubby to scoop it up- he was too slow...the dog ate it...gnawed it like a piece of rawhide on the sides of her teeth. I nearly barfed but I did laugh 'til I cried. It was so gross, it was funny. The dog looked SO HAPPY to get a treat!!

[RoxyBlue]

I am just dying laughing at these last few posts - OMG!!!

[rottincorps]

True story.......working at the place that makes HOT Pockets.....OK....They clean this place every night.....and do a great job.......but once a week they take the guards off of the mixers to clean in those areas....... well one Richard Cranium" another name for Richard is..... and another name for crainem is.......back to the story is now cleaning the mixer and part of it is running, with no Gard and he slips, and right hand goes where the Gard is suppose to be and the chain that runs between two gears takes his hand off at the wrist.....and guess who had to go get it and I wrapped it up in a hot pocket wrapper and handed it to the paramedics.........."HOT Pockets are people".......A line from soylent green, don't make me tell you about the finger story....same place

[debbie5]

AHahahahahahahhaa!

Ohhh....I am gonna tell so many people the Hot Pocket story!! bwahahahhaaha!!THE WRAPPER!! HOW GROSS!

[debbie5]

We need a disclaimer at the top of this thread, warning people not to eat & read it at the same time.
Somehow, my Lean Cuisine chicken doesn't taste yummy anymore...
I love this thread. I needed a good laugh.

[debbie5]

Hey! Lookie look! I went from "Desensitized" to "Fearless"! Whoo hoo!

[Spooklights]

My first job was as a helper in a hospital blood lab (I was 18). On my first night there, the techs sat me out front and told me to bring the tubes of blood back to the lab right away when they were brought down. I freaked out when I picked up my first tube; it wasn't warm, it was HOT. 98 degrees, to be exact, as it was very fresh. Turned out it was a sort of initiation prank they pulled on all the new girls. The up side? I have never been grossed out since.

[RoxyBlue]

Story from a former co-worker:

One day he was walking his dog near a grassy area that had recently served as a meeting place for an amorous tryst. The individuals involved had discarded a condom post-coitus, which the dog picked up and ate before he could take it from her (which he almost did until he realized what it was she had). This was an "EEEWWWW" moment for him, and probably was a second time a day or two later when the item completed its tour of her digestive tract.

Dogs will eat anything...EEWWWWWW!

[Dark Angel 27]

ok...this is the worst thing in the world...when i worked at mcdonalds, my managers would pick on me and make me clean behind the greece trap....the greece trap was always...well, greesy and it smelled horrible

[Haunted Bayou]

In a department store this mom was walking with her kid. The kid didn't say a word...just barfed on the tile floor right in front of me.....the sound of the puke hitting that tile....was just....ewwwwwwwww! (unfortunately, I have had that happen to me at a park also..vomit hits the sidewalk right in front of me....... ewwwwwww)

Both Mom's were so embarrassed they just grabbed the kids and walked as fast as they could without saying anything. LOL!

I had a patient do something similar. I walk into his room, and before I can say anything he said his stomach hurt, lets out this huge belch http://bestsmileys.com/sick/9.gif (ewwwwww)...then pukes http://bestsmileys.com/puking/2.gif...once again...vomit hits tile floor. OMG ewwwwwwwww!

[Lady Nyxie]

After just walking in the door one day from work I heard the phone ringing. Quickly I set my stuff down and ran for the phone. On the way I felt something under my foot and heard a crunch it was then that I realized it was a dead mouse that one of the dogs had mauled earlier while I was at work... eeewwwww!!!

[ededdeddy]

OMG this is great. Another dog one. When your dog eats some string. And after pooping he knows he is done, but also knows there is still something hanging on and you have to grab a hold of it and help him get it out. because all he is doing is walking two steps and trying to get it out then walking two more and trying again.. and again.. and again... EWWWWWWW

[dave the dead]

I worked at place once as an "everything guy"... if it needed done I was IT...well, we had a lady throw up in our front entryway, and I was elected to clean up the mess...bad enough that I had to take care of the spew, but the apologetic lady stood overtop of me while I was scrubbing up her mess, and insisted on describing in great detail what it was she just expelled...seems she had been to a luncheon and stuffed herself with the free appetizers of lemon cookies and grapes.
Gawd...I still can't say that combination without gagging.

[Lady Nyxie]

In my house having mice is inevitable. There was a 14 or so hour stretch where my cat was staking out the back hallway. I knew it was a mouse. Finally, he left so I figure that the mouse got away. Well, I got kind of busy and when I finally got around to vacuuming that area and moved something to vac behind it... I found the mouse... along with a bunch of maggots... eeewwwww!!!

[kevin242]

I was going to say "riding a bicycle with no seat down some steps", but after reading these posts I'm pretty sure I can't compete. Although watching my children being born is up there with the most beautiful/horrifying things I've ever seen...
Thanks for the revolting stories, you guys.
[blecchhhh]
80~@

[dave the dead]

cats can be so kind when they catch something good....My cat snuck a bird into the house that she had caught and took it to my closet to eat. She consumed everthing but the feathers, the gizzard, and the feet....I know she loves me because , while she left the feathers and gizzard in the closet, she arranged the feet out in front of the bathroom door as a present for me...I found them by stepping on them in my bare feet.

the feathers and gizzard were found several days later.

ewwwwwwwwww

[RoxyBlue]

As kids, we once found what we thought was a sleeping cat lying near a road. Turned out the reason its sides were moving was because it was "alive" with maggots....EEEWWWW!

[dave the dead]

As kids, we once found what we thought was a sleeping cat lying near a road. Turned out the reason its sides were moving was because it was "alive" with maggots....EEEWWWW!

that's gross

[scareme]

Reading the posts in this game...EEEWWWW

[scareme]

Reading the post in this game while eating lunch...I lost it.

[dave the dead]

a few years ago we went up north to visit my brother over summer vacation. He knows how much my kids like finding animal bones, so thought it would be fun to bury a raccoon that got hit in front of his house, allow the bugs and worms to do their thing, and when the kids got there they could play archeologist and dig up a nice skeleton...what a great uncle...what a great plan!!!!
well, he should have given the bugs and worms directions to the grave, because when the kids got deep enough to find the raccoon, they discovered quickly that it hadn't been buried long enough....the shovel turned up a thick liquid, hairy mass with a putrid smell you wouldn't believe...my brother gagged hard on it, the kids ran away, and all I could do is laugh my butt off.

[RoxyBlue]

Maggotty cat - gross

Liquified raccoon - REALLY gross!

[Spooky1]

Walking through the woods and finding a junk pile, an old abandoned rusting car and the smell of something dead and rotting. We found a sheet of burlap covering something (where the smell was the worst) and flies buzzing around it. When we moved the burlap it was a dead deer (damn it reeked). But at least it wasn't a person like our teenage minds though it might be.

[ededdeddy]

Holy Crap Dave almost fell out of my chair because of the raccoon.

[Haunted Bayou]

To the toon of Yackity Yak, Don't come back.....

The summer heat melted a coon,
the dog or cat will find it soon,
if you step on goo that's on the floor,
you ain't gonna walk barefoot no more.
"Maggoty Cat"
"Don't come back"

:D:D:D:D:D

[debbie5]

Everybody has a stoner friend who does stuff SO stupid..well, here's my story of my stoner friend:

He drops in on an old friend out of town and ends up drinking too much. The old friend says, don't worry- you can stay here overnight. I'll have you sleep in my young son's bed, no problem.
So, Stoney crawls into bed. He finds something under the sheets, and figures its a lump of Play Do, he starts patting it, and rolling it. Finally, the smell hits him.
Twern't Play Do. He turned the light on & screamed. Poo Do.

[debbie5]

One of the funniest, grossest stories/threads I ever saw was Dogs in Elk on gardenweb....
I think you can still find it at http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/dogsinelk.html

[RoxyBlue]

To the toon of Yackity Yak, Don't come back.....

The summer heat melted a coon,
the dog or cat will find it soon,
if you step on goo that's on the floor,
you ain't gonna walk barefoot no more.
"Maggoty Cat"
"Don't come back"

:D:D:D:D:D

LMAO, frikkin' hysterical, HB!

[Don Givens]

To the toon of Yackity Yak, Don't come back.....

The summer heat melted a coon,
the dog or cat will find it soon,
if you step on goo that's on the floor,
you ain't gonna walk barefoot no more.
"Maggoty Cat"
"Don't come back"

:D:D:D:D:D

Yes, What Roxy just said.

[Haunted Bayou]

OMG, I misspelled "tune"... I guess I was thinking about "coon" and "soon"! LOL!

Glad you liked it!

[Spooky1]

HB that was a riot. :D

[RoxyBlue]

Taking a deep breath to start singing in church choir at the exact same time the person next to you passes silent but deadly gas....EEWWWWW!

[Haunted Bayou]

Passing through another person's gas cloud at the Wallymart! EWWWWWWW!

[ededdeddy]

At work my office is right next to the men's room. Cool don't have to walk far to go, but something is not right with the construction and anytime someone is in there for a prolonged time. The smell has a way of coming through the wall or ceiling. We have all kinds of air fresheners and sprays there but sometimes we just have to run.. EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Lady Nyxie]

Walking into the bathroom in general at Wal-Mart... eeewwwww!!!

[Dark Angel 27]

at the local target...their sewage drains are right underneath the entrance..and you can smell the raw sewage sometimes....ewwwww

[RoxyBlue]

Seeing someone spit in public - eeewwwww!

[dave the dead]

Grabbing a handrail on the stairs and finding someone's thick lugie.
eww ewww ewwwwww.

[Spooky1]

Walking into a bathroom stall after someone had apparently missed the target with explosive diarrhea. Eeewwwwww

[Lady Nyxie]

Watching someone blow their nose... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

That icing they put on german chocolate cake that looks like puke....EEWWWWW!!

[Lady Nyxie]

When people put used tissues in any trash can, but the bathroom trash can... eeewwwww!!!

[Spooky1]

Fat guys on the beach wearing a Speedo. EEEEwwwwwwww

[Lady Nyxie]

Cleaning behind the toilet... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Our first dog once tried to eat one of those great honkin' garden slugs (the ones that get to be a couple three inches long). It foamed up something awful in her mouth - she looked both rabid and EEEWWWWWYYYYY!!!!!

[ededdeddy]

People who spit their chew into a cup with a paper towel in it. What the heck is that about?!?!

[ededdeddy]

This is probably the grossest thing that has ever happened to me. If you have a weak stomach you may want to skip this.I was a work on my lunch break playing a touch screen game like those that are at bars. If you have ever played one you can get totally sucked in..Well I wasn't paying attention and picked my soda up. It was sitting on the floor. Took a drink and almost vomited on the floor. Here it was someone else's spit bottle from lunch. I work with a bunch of country boys who like to chew all the time and someone left it beside the machine. I even have a problem typing this because it makes my stomach start to quiver. I did make it to the bathroom to spit it out and to vomit... Yahhh Lucky me EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Spooky1]

I had a coworker who chewed tobacco. He would spit that nasty brown drool into the trash can in my office whenever he would come into my office . EEEwwwww. (Yes Roxy, I'm talking about your current boss)

[RoxyBlue]

Here's another - Finding a spit cup that's been around so long it's started to grow mold...EEEWWWWW!

[Lady Nyxie]

Stepping on a slug in your bare feet... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Stepping on a toad and sliding a few feet (this happened to a co-worker many years ago) - eeeeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Slight variation... things that make you go Damn!

When I originally started this thread I made a type in the title and wrote "Thigs" instead of "Things"... Damn!

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled game.

[RoxyBlue]

The thought of a colonoscopy...eeewwwwww

(For those who have yet to experience it, the actual exam is a breeze since you are "asleep" the entire time and wake up VERY relaxed, however....)

Prepping for a colonoscopy....EEEWWWWWW!

[ededdeddy]

LT's hit on Joe Theisman... For any one who has ever seen it. The way his leg bends were it is not supposed to.. Just sends shivers down my spine

[Spooky1]

The container in the back of the refrigerator that has been there for months and was forgotten, and is now growing an alien life form. Eeeewwww

[RoxyBlue]

The container in the back of the refrigerator that has been there for months and was forgotten, and is now growing an alien life form. Eeeewwww

He is, of course, not talking about OUR refrigerator (or is this something I don't know about?:googly::D)

[Lady Nyxie]

Mothers that spit on a tissue to wipe their kids faces... eeewwwww!!!

[ededdeddy]

When you go to someones house and you notice right away. That the litter box needs changed

[Lady Nyxie]

Old ladies that keep used tissues up their sleeves... eeewwwww!!!

[ededdeddy]

Old ladies who offer things that they keep in their bras

[RoxyBlue]

OMG, my gramma and great aunt used to do those things with tissues - LMAO!

[Lady Nyxie]

The thought of the government allowing a minimal amount of bugs, bug parts and mouse poop in our food... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Talking to someone and seeing food in their teeth... eeewwwww!

[Lady Nyxie]

Used dental floss... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

A still gooey, chewed on, rawhide dog toy....EEEWWWWW!!!!

[Dr Morbius]

I work at a lab and had to set up a Sputum (snot caughed from the lungs) culture. In order to do this, I had to place some on a glass microscope slide for staining. One sample in particular was so thick, it wouldn't come off the swab I was using to transfer the gooey green mass to the slide, so I had cut the snot rope with (sterile) scissors so it could plop on the slide. I like my job, and thankfully I don't have to setup cultures anymore, but that's something I'll never forget. That and the fur that grew on the agar plate I swabbed the same snot on after it incubated for 3 days. Gaawwwwwd.

[ededdeddy]

Reaching for something under the sofa and touching Lord know's what that is cold and wet..

[RoxyBlue]

Reading about snot ropes - EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

[ededdeddy]

people who throw those little dental floss holders out in parking lots.

[RoxyBlue]

Finding a used diaper next to your car in the parking lot - EEEWWWW!

Bonus EEEWWW!!! - Having a co-worker bring the used diaper (which was in a box) into the office because he thought it was something else.

[ededdeddy]

My wife works at a school. One of the kids brought her a used condom from the playground.. EWWWWW

[Lady Nyxie]

A tongue full of belly button lint... eeewwwww!!!

[Spooky1]

A tongue full of belly button lint... eeewwwww!!!

Lady Nyxie, where have you been putting your tongue? :sick::D

[Lady Nyxie]

Lady Nyxie, where have you been putting your tongue? :sick::D

Me? Nuh-huh. I've heard rumors. :D:p

[Don Givens]

Torii Hunter In Grannypanties would be a THIG that would make me go ewwwwwwww!!! :D

[RoxyBlue]

Seeing someone get spit on by a llama - EEWWW!

[rottincorps]

public bathrooms ...........need I say anything more........especially the ones at a rock concert

[Dark Angel 27]

public bathrooms ...........need I say anything more........especially the ones at a rock concert

:lolkin: thank you!

[Dark Angel 27]

refrigerators that haven't been cleaned out for months-eeewwwww!

[Don Givens]

Twin Hippos in Garters ( for some reason this game is actually easier for me if I incorporate the typo into my answer :googly: )

[Don Givens]

Two hippies ingesting guts

[Don Givens]

Tall Haitians inspecting gallstones

[RoxyBlue]

Oh, NOW I get it, Don!

Lady Nyxie is going to kill you for making fun of her typo:googly:

[Don Givens]

I could think of worse ways to go. :D

[scream1973]

pigeons flying overhead dropping deposits downwards..

[Spooky1]

Here's a Muppet called Thig. Does he make you say EEEwwww?

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq325/SpookyTJ/Haunt%20Forum/Thig.jpg

[Lady Nyxie]

Oh, NOW I get it, Don!

Lady Nyxie is going to kill you for making fun of her typo:googly:

I have tried, unsuccessfully to edit the title of this game. Every time I see the typo I cringe. I have sent a PM to our fearless leader in hopes that he would help me out and correct said typo, but have not heard anything, nor have I seen that it has been changed. It wouldn't sting as bad if it was just in the body of a response, but the title!?!

[RoxyBlue]

(One of my co-workers told me this story):

For him - Ordering a large fresh salad and finding, after eating part of it, a large dead legless grasshopper in it - EEEEWWWW!!

For the restaurant patrons - My co-worker not only continuing to eat the salad, but also jumping the dead grasshopper around the table like a toy - EEEWWWWW!

He said the manager finally came over to the table, apologized for the bug, gave him and his guests their meals for free, and then asked him to please stop playing with the grasshopper.

[ededdeddy]

Stepping in fresh dog poo

[Spooky1]

Watching "Dirty Jobs" while trying to eat dinner. Eeewww, please change the channel until we're done eating.

[RoxyBlue]

Seeing someone with an eyebrow piercing - EEWWWW!

[debbie5]

LMAO: "Please stop playing with the grasshopper..you are upsetting the other patrons".

My mom found what looked like a teensy condom in her bread once. Called the grocery store (it was a store brand) about it. Turned out it was a "finger cot" and was probably put on over a Band Aid to protect it...it slipped off & went into the bread dough. Also found out that yes, all food is allowed to have a certain amount of "inedible" material in it: i.e. rat poo, staples (we found some of those in flour a while later) and finger cots.

[Dark Angel 27]

i woke up yesterday morning hearing my dog vomiting on my bed and then 5 minutes later in his kennel

ewwwww!

[RoxyBlue]

Trying to clean up instant oatmeal that boiled over in the microwave. The texture is a cross between snot and puke - EEEWWWWW!

[Spooky1]

Lady Nyxie, your post title got fixed. Now the thread is really for "Things" not "Thigs" that make you go Eeeewwww.

[ededdeddy]

Throwing out a mouse that is stuck to a glue trap and is still wiggling around

[Lady Nyxie]

A HUGE thank you to our fearless leader for fixing my screw up.

I really appreciate it Dave.

[Lady Nyxie]

Hearing people suck snot back up instead of blowing their noses... eeewwwww!!!

[dave the dead]

My mom found what looked like a teensy condom in her bread once. Called the grocery store (it was a store brand) about it. Turned out it was a "finger cot" and was probably put on over a Band Aid to protect it...it slipped off & went into the bread dough. Also found out that yes, all food is allowed to have a certain amount of "inedible" material in it: i.e. rat poo, staples (we found some of those in flour a while later) and finger cots.


EWWWWWWWWW! I can see it now..."HEY! I said NO MAYO" lmao

on the topics of items in bread...I found a whole cockroach cooked into a hamburger bun once.

[Lady Nyxie]

EWWWWWWWWW! I can see it now..."HEY! I said NO MAYO" lmao

on the topics of items in bread...I found a whole cockroach cooked into a hamburger bun once.

Dare I ask how exactly you found it? Did you bite into it?

[dave the dead]

I was face to face with the thing, ready to bite when I saw it.

[RoxyBlue]

I was face to face with the thing, ready to bite when I saw it.


EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rottincorps]

OK ...If you remember the HOT pockets story........well here's another one ...same place 2 days after the hand incident,.....a guy is cleaning the mixing pot for the sauce that goes in your hot pocket.... and part of his job is to make sure the pump is clean ......well you put your finger in the suction side of the pump and move it around make sure there's no pepperoni, sausage , what ever in there.....WATE! did you turn the pump off first and lock it out.... now when this guy gives the the bird......... its more of a tweedy bird ........hot pockets are people...ewwwwwwww

[Lady Nyxie]

OK ...If you remember the HOT pockets story........well here's another one ...same place 2 days after the hand incident,.....a guy is cleaning the mixing pot for the sauce that goes in your hot pocket.... and part of his job is to make sure the pump is clean ......well you put your finger in the suction side of the pump and move it around make sure there's no pepperoni, sausage , what ever in there.....WATE! did you turn the pump off first and lock it out.... now when this guy gives the the bird......... its more of a tweedy bird ........hot pockets are people...ewwwwwwww


That place may wish to be a bit more careful when doing some of their hiring from the way it sounds... now off to get my hot pocket out of the microwave and eat lunch.:D

[rottincorps]

This happened just an hour ago......my son came in to my room a said he wasn't feeling good.......wait for it.........Wait for it.........PUKED .....right in my face.....eEEEEEWWWWW

[RoxyBlue]

I always knew Hot Pockets were EVIL!

[Lady Nyxie]

This happened just an hour ago......my son came in to my room a said he wasn't feeling good.......wait for it.........Wait for it.........PUKED .....right in my face.....eEEEEEWWWWW

I agree... eeewwwww!!!

[Spooky1]

9 out of 10 cannibals prefer Hotpockets.:D

[Lady Nyxie]

Having to eat my one grandmother's cooking... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Seeing someone preparing food in a restaurant with a bandage on his hands - EEEWWWWW!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Watching someone preparing food in a restaurant with open sores on their arms... eeewwwww!!!

[Don Givens]

9 out of 10 cannibals prefer Hotpockets.:D


:laugheton:

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

watching the cook and our waitwress make out while dry humping in the kitchen of a sushi resturant (true story)

[Monk]

watching the cook and our waitwress make out while dry humping in the kitchen of a sushi resturant (true story)

Why were you dry humping in their kitchen? :D

[dave the dead]

I used to repair furniture for a living...one day I had a service call to replace a recliner mechanism in a very posh neighborhood. This was a very uppity neighborhood, and the house was spotless. I turned the chair upside down to do the work, and while I am elbow deep into the underside of the chair, I notice a solid line of boogers smeared across the underside of the arm fabric.

gag

[Lady Nyxie]

My neighbors... eeewwwww!!!

[rottincorps]

I use to install carpet for a living .....at one of many eeeewwwwww...jobs I could tell you about, the lady of the house had us put new carpet in the back house where her son lived.....the old carpet had been used for a urinal and a potty chair in the middle of the room.......and it was full.....logs and logs.....crap.....OH I think I just through up in my mouth.....EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

[Lady Nyxie]

Watching those medical shows where they do surgery on television... eeewwwww!!!

[dave the dead]

delivering bedding and picking up the old, nasty used bedding.

and if that isn't bad enough, imagine picking up the used bedding of a bed-ridden, incontinent tobacco-chewing old man...the side of the mattress was still wet from where he turned his head to spit his tobacco...the middle was still wet ( all the way through) and dripped as it was bagged to remove from the house.

.....and while I am on this subject, anther particularly savory exchange was made from the most disgusting person I have ever witnessed....a man with a huge absessed growth on the back of his head...It smelled so bad that when he entered our store to purchase the new mattress I could smell him from the warehouse...the salesman who waited on him had to excuse himself to go throw up...and for some ungodly reason the owners agreed that we would dispose of his old mattress, even though it was heavily stained where his rotting head laid every night and it smelled of death itself.

I have to be excused now.:sick:

[Lady Nyxie]

Watching a co-worker eat Hot Pockets day after day after reading this thread... eeewwwww!!!

[ededdeddy]

I got a loving hug from my daughter the other morning after getting home from work, and a "I love you Da ...Bleeeck.. ddy".. And God love her little soul. She apologized for getting sick on me...This is going on Happiness is too. Strange to be happy and grossed out at once.

[rottincorps]

Watching a co-worker eat Hot Pockets day after day after reading this thread... eeewwwww!!!:googly:
eating a hot pocket while watching soylitgreen "spell check couldn't help on this one":sick:

[rottincorps]

Ive got a new one ........Went to the doc. yesterday and told him there is a lump on the back of my head....(just thought it was my other personality trying to get out)...well it turns out that its some kind of assist or boil that has the consistency of cottage cheese, so off with its head I say...and with that the doc drawn out his mighty scalpel and lanced that bitch.......he put a death grip on it like a pro wrestler putting the sleeper hold on a cage match...and it popped like a freken water balloon and parts of it stuck on the wall like a dirty dipper .........and the smell was as bad as rotten eggs,....but the worst part is when the doc. said that didn't taste all that great .EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!

P.S. this reminds me of Hot Pockets.....YOU MEAN PUS POCKETS..........OK I think you have gone over the edge..........eeeewwwwwww!

[ededdeddy]

Hearing the words.."Hey I think the dog might have had an accident last night." Just as your bare foot steps on something soft and wet

[dave the dead]

The clear gellatinous goo that is packed around Spam....ewww

[RoxyBlue]

Finding a large multi-legged creature in the dog's food bowl at work....EEEWWWWW!!!

[rottincorps]

My father-in law got naked in my spa......and so did his girlfriend.......and I was still in it......I need to be killed.......oh I'm scared for life....the nightmares

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

eating oreos and taking a big chug of milk only to find out the milks gone sour

[ededdeddy]

opening up a long forgotten trashcan and finding a furball crawling with maggots

[RoxyBlue]

...seeing the picture of Devils Chariot's just dug up zombie skull.....EEEWWWWWW!!!!

(Go look at the thread - it's an impressive piece)

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

being in a car when my father farts

yikes

[RoxyBlue]

...feeling a drop of spit hit you in the face when the person next to you coughs without covering his mouth - eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

... watching as spit from the person you are having a conversation with lands in a serving dish on the table - eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

...seeing someone in an ice cream parlor use her bare thumb to push a scoop of ice cream down into a cone...EEEWWWW!!!

What was even worse about this event was that the ice cream place was right next to the ladies restroom at a turnpike rest stop. All I could think was, did she just come out of the bathroom and possibly not wash her hands, either? She was serving someone ahead of me, so I got out of line.

[ededdeddy]

Walking around all day,knowing you have a blister on your foot. You don't stop because you don't want to slow up the group. Then noticing you can't feel it any more and your sock and foot feel wetter than before

[Lady Nyxie]

Dirty tissues in a trash can... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

...getting hit by bird poop....EWWWWW!

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

having one of my supervisors send me a naked picture of themselves....what a horrible b-day present

[ededdeddy]

having one of my supervisors send me a naked picture of themselves....what a horrible b-day present

WTF...I almost spit my soda out on the screen

[RoxyBlue]

having one of my supervisors send me a naked picture of themselves....what a horrible b-day present

Not only horrible, but incredibly stupid and possible grounds for a harassment charge.

Some years ago at another company, I knew a couple young guys who were targeted with non-professional attentions from their female supervisor. When they did not return her advances, she went out of her way to try and get one fired and the other set up for disciplinary action (this woman was a serious psycho hosebag). The company was finally able to get rid of her, but she did untold damage before going out the door. She even filed an EEOC complaint stating that she was the one being harassed, which was not the case at all (being a female supervisor at the time myself, I was one of the people interviewed by the lady from EEOC who came to investigate. She had a thick file on this woman and told me she had a history of making similar complaints every place she worked).

[Lady Nyxie]

When the dog is going to the bathroom and can't quite finish the project and does that little butt scoot in an attempt to rectify the situation... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

The smell of freshly squished skunk... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

...freshly brewed coffee that smells like freshly squished skunk....eeewwww!!!!

(One of my co-workers manages to make coffee fitting this description)

[Wyatt Furr]

Stepping on, with your bare feet at some un-godly hour of the morning,a half chewed on bird left on the floor by the bed from your cat.(true story)

[Spooky1]

The smell of freshly squished skunk... eeewwwww!!!

How about the smell of not so freshly squished skunk.... ewwwwww

[RoxyBlue]

...that entire eye surgery and refrigerator scene with Tom Cruise in Minority Report....double EEWWWWW!!!!!

[ededdeddy]

When someone is talking to you and you see something/food fly out of their mouth

[RoxyBlue]

...finding another fat bloated tick on the bedroom floor...eeewwww!

I hate tick season.

[ededdeddy]

I found a mother cat with two kittens outside our house Sunday Afternoon. I believe she had them that day cause here it is two days later and they still have umbicial cords. The mother has been having bathroom issue ever since we brought them in. Well this morning I got home from work and the house made me gag. She had an accident in the bathroom and guess who got to clean it up. not the cat person but the dog person. It had to be the worst smell I've encounter in my life.

[Lady Nyxie]

When you are driving down the road and don't realize in enough time that there is a dead thing in the road and you can't avoid running it over again... eeewwwww!!!

[Monk]

...finding another fat bloated tick on the bedroom floor...eeewwww!

I hate tick season.

Got the same issue, but it's fun to burn em until they boil and pop!

[Draik41895]

ewwwwww^

[RoxyBlue]

Seeing someone pop a tick..EEEWWWWWWWWW!

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

watching those 2 idiots mess around with the food at dominos on youtube

[Lady Nyxie]

Having discovered a tick on yourself and then having that feeling that you now have them all over you even if you don't... eeewwwww!!!

[Monk]

I hate that feeling!


....walking barefoot through the grass and suddenly feeling dog crap squish between your toes.

[PrettyGhoul]

Last night I took out the trash and recyclables in my flip flops, it was dark and I felt something squish between my toes. When I got back in the garage and looked down it was a huge gross green worm. EEEWWWWWWWWW!

[Frankie-s Girl]

Stepping on a slug barefoot

Waking up to find your cat yakked a hairball on the bed... right next to you.:sick:

Forgetting to take the trash out the day after you made salmon patties and having the ~lovely~ scent of rotting fish waft out of the pantry from the trashcan.

Sitting on a toilet seat that someone "christened" :zombie:

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

stepping on a snail barefoot

[Monk]

using a urinal and having a split stream

[Draik41895]

Bones,the show that is

[davy2]

this made me go ewww today..but he would be great to hire for my haunt, haha!
YouTube- edarem - Pretty Woman

[Just Whisper]

I read about the first 2 1/2 pages of posts on this thread. Then I actually had to quit reading it because as funny as it is, it is making me sick. LOL So I have to say...
Reading the posts on Things That Make You Go Eeewwww.....Eeewwwwwww!

[Lady Nyxie]

When ladies don't have the decency to wrap their used fem prods before throwing them into the stall receptacles... eeewwwww!!!

Cause you always know that they throw them into one of the receptacles with the door/lid that won't full close.

[Frankie-s Girl]

finding a hair in your food... :sick:

[Lady Nyxie]

Porta potties (especially in the summer)... eeewwwww!!!

[Frankie-s Girl]

Unidentifiable goop that has congealed in drips in the fridge.... :zombie:

[Lady Nyxie]

The stuff that you spit out of your throat when you are sick... eeewwwww!!!

[Fiend4Halloween]

clear mayonaisse

[smileyface4u23]

kids after mowing the lawn and playing outside - before they take a shower

[Kaoru]

A drunk driving video that tries to prevent you from doing it by triyng to scare the crap out of you with this story about a woman. Her accident was so bad her face was completely messed up to the point were it was torn off. She had to do a complete face surgery on her eyes, ears nosse and well everything elese and I remember how it showed a face that was all grusome and torn up, it was one of those things that could probably be turned into a Halloween prop real easy.

[rottincorps]

I met a guy from Arkansas who french kissed his aunt who actually was his sister.....and she wasn't even a 2:00 #10

[Haunted Bayou]

The roadkill racoon on the back of the flatbed trailer that I was told would be supper....ewwwwwwwww

(true story..I caught a guy driving in my neighborhood shopping curbies for his junk business. The was a man-mountain who I told could go into my living room and take my console television. He single-handedly grabbed the console and pulled it onto the hand-truck without blinking (he was on disability for his bad back). Anywho....as I craned my neck to look up at the gentleman, he showed me the dead racoon he picked up from the road. At this point I am now regretting I let him in the house......gawd what was I thinking?)

[Lady Nyxie]

The thought of having to pick up a container of slugs that drowned in the beer you use to exterminate them using environmentally responsible methods... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

So, I am sitting at my desk this morning and a co-worker, explaining that she isn't feeling well, insists on demonstrating by sniffing in her nasal congestion (that had chunkcage)... eeewwwww!!!

[Frankie-s Girl]

stepped on a slug barefoot. :zombie:

[Lady Nyxie]

Someone elses dirty tissues in my trash can... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Being at an historical society presentation last night about "What Mamma wore - aprons" and hearing the story of a woman who in the process of tossing a bunch of ground cherry shells (paper lantern like shells) into the cook stove from her apron had them catch on fire as though they were gasoline vapors and burn to death and end up looking like a "roast"... eeewwwww!!!

[Frankie-s Girl]

The I-don't-know-what ooze that builds up in the sink drain. Yuck!

[RoxyBlue]

Going into a toilet stall at a rest stop and finding it to be in a less than hygienic condition - EEWWWW!

[Lady Nyxie]

Going into a toilet stall at a rest stop and finding it to be in a less than hygienic condition - EEWWWW!

The thought of having to clean that stall... eeewwwww!!!:sick:

[Joiseygal]

Cleaning out the clocked shower and realizing it was your daughters long hair that you pulled out along with whatever else came up with it. Doesn't look so pretty when it has been stored in the shower drain for a month.

[Lady Nyxie]

The smell of dead animals alongside the road in the heat of summer... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

Crawling around on a floor to move my desk at work knowing that there are mice in the building... eeewwwww!!!

[Lady Nyxie]

The condition my "new" desk was in... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

....having to get rid of a trap with a dead animal in it...eewwww!

[Joiseygal]

Getting Great Stuff on your hands than trying to prevent your dog from stepping in it which you end up getting hair on your hands. Not a pretty sight and anyone that has no idea why you have hairy hands will say eewwwww!

[RoxyBlue]

...having to clean the remnants of diarrhea off the feathering on my dog's butt and back legs when she has a bout of the runs - eeewwwww!!!!

[Spooky1]

Stepping on a slug with bare feet - eeewwwww!

[Lady Nyxie]

Slobbering dogs that insist on shaking their head thereby scattering the drool everywhere... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

.....seeing a close up shot of my co-worker's lacerated thumb (he had an argument with a table saw and lost)....EEEWWWWW!!!!!

[rottincorps]

A 255 lb. 5'2" woman in spandex bent over picking up what her dog just dropped in my yard..............oh crap I just think I just though up in my mouth.....EEEEEWWWWWWWW!

[Fiend4Halloween]

Waking up in the morning, walking through my kitchen to get something to drink and stepping in my puppies pee with bare feet!

[Draik41895]

bot flies,I hate bot flies!!!!!

[Haunted Bayou]

...having to clean the remnants of diarrhea off the feathering on my dog's butt and back legs when she has a bout of the runs - eeewwwww!!!!

LOL!

Having to do amateur proctology on the dog because he chewed part of his bed, swallowed a piece of fabric, and then passed said fabric not quite all the way. EWWWWWWWWW!

I have had to do this 2 times. Oh, and being a Husky with long hair, now and then I just go "OMG"http://bestsmileys.com/expressions/1.gif and have to go put his "butt" in the tub. :zombie:

[RoxyBlue]

LOL!

Having to do amateur proctology on the dog because he chewed part of his bed, swallowed a piece of fabric, and then passed said fabric not quite all the way. EWWWWWWWWW!

I have had to do this 2 times. Oh, and being a Husky with long hair, now and then I just go "OMG"http://bestsmileys.com/expressions/1.gif and have to go put his "butt" in the tub. :zombie:

I call that part of the joys of dog ownership:googly:

[Fiend4Halloween]

Someone farting in an elevator

[Mr_Chicken]

the number of days left until H'ween :eek:

[Lady Nyxie]

Messy, smelly, baby poop... eeewwwww!!!

[RoxyBlue]

Walking into a spider web you didn't know was there...eeewwwww!!!

[rottincorps]

eating chip beef....and in the corner of your eye you turn your head just in time to see your great dane barf up her dinner