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Frighteners Entertainment
05-15-2006, 09:36 PM
I'm hoping that poor SOB brings back that pair of dirty drawers they was removed from my suitcase last year! Wel at least I hope they were in my suitcase?l

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DeathTouch
05-15-2006, 10:44 PM
That is just plain gross. Who the Sam Hill would steal your drawers? Even if I was drinking straight moonshine, I wouldn't even think about stealing your drawers. With all the Halloween goodies that you were eating last year at Ironstock I would hate to see your racing stripes. That is just plain yucky. I can't believe that you would want them back let a lone wonder where they were at. Good God FE Kmart has a sale on drawers every week. Trade Kmart some beef netting for drawers. Or you could make beef netting into drawers. That is just gross. lol
TipoDeemin
05-15-2006, 11:22 PM
This would make a great screenplay... A man and his drawers have been separated for a year; witness the touching reunion! ...Only at Ironstock. :D In fact, there's a feature for your booth this year, FE. :ninja:
Frighteners Entertainment
05-15-2006, 11:37 PM
Funny you mention that.
I'm thinking about an idea.....
Everyone that stops by the booth will have an oppertunity to leave an under garment (singed by the owner) attached to the ceiling above the FE booth this year?

Any takers?
roadkill
05-15-2006, 11:44 PM
careful - with some you may get mistaken for a bazaar tent!!!
Frighteners Entertainment
05-15-2006, 11:50 PM
careful - with some you may get mistaken for a bazaar tent!!!
That just might be fun?:eek:
DeathTouch
05-16-2006, 09:22 AM
How about instead of underpants you buy a pair of ladies' jeans. You put those in the back of your tent and have everyone sign it. Or maybe Insulated underwear. That might work too. Then after Ironstock you could raffle it off on Unpleasant Street or have a contest again.
HibLaGrande
05-16-2006, 10:56 PM
Funny you mention that.
I'm thinking about an idea.....
Everyone that stops by the booth will have an oppertunity to leave an under garment (singed by the owner) attached to the ceiling above the FE booth this year?

Any takers?

I'll bring you a pair of signed briefs, lol. they will be sure to displease,and disgust. may even cause vomiting in lesser mamals.:D
Frighteners Entertainment
05-17-2006, 08:42 AM
I'll bring you a pair of signed briefs, lol. they will be sure to displease,and disgust. may even cause vomiting in lesser mamals.:D
There is a place in the bahamas like this. I think it's called "end of the world bar"
They have all kinds of stuff haging from their cieling, serious!
That what made me think of it.
DeathTouch
05-17-2006, 02:50 PM
Yea, I think I will just slowly walk up to your tent on June 23rd. And you will say, "Hello kind sir, my you be interested in some fine Halloween apparel." To which I will reply, "Well, I was hoping you would like some fine Halloween appearel from me. My signed jockstrap! Here you go buddy. Find a spot on your wall for this. And you won't need a thumb tac for it either" LOL.
Frighteners Entertainment
05-17-2006, 04:06 PM
That's pretty funny "dirty diaper wearer".
Hauntiholik
05-17-2006, 05:59 PM
Maybe one of the hotel staff took your undies FE? Are you SURE you packed them? Could you just have kicked them under the bed?
Frighteners Entertainment
05-17-2006, 11:45 PM
Maybe one of the hotel staff took your undies FE? Are you SURE you packed them? Could you just have kicked them under the bed?I'm not to sure, it was a hazie evening as usual...
I'm thinkin' that there might be an outside chance that I wasn't sportin' a pair.
Not sure, but could be?