Witty responses to "So, you must do a really big Christmas display, huh?"

[kevin242]

Ok, I'm sure this happens to most of you: Its mid-October and you're hard at work putting up your tombstones, running extension cords, testing fog machines or otherwise busily finishing a prop you've spent months tinkering with. Some nice folks stop by (with at least one dog and one child) and start asking questions. So far, so good.

Then one of them inevitably says "So, you must really do a big Christmas display, huh?"...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MCtLCn7Agqg/S3dRyv3cuZI/AAAAAAAAAcM/UJltgfEEEXw/s400/dumb.jpg
groan. :rolleyes:
What would your response be if you didn't have to take neighborhood politics into consideration?
:D

[kevin242]

"I would, but unfortunately it would negate the contract I have with my lord and master, Satan..."

[Regions Beyond]

'Sometimes dead is better!' ;) :xbones:

Of course, chances are high they won't recognize a genuine movie quote/you being a smarta** back and just assume you are a weirdo heh...but alas.

[PirateLady]

Well I would but some people don't like dead zombified santa... kinda ruins the jolly part.

[scareme]

No I'll let you take Christmas, and I'll come over to your house and ask you stupid questions.

[ededdeddy]

What's Christmas????

[Spooky1]

What do you mean, this is my Christmas display. :)

[Hairazor]

You think I am going to get all this taken down before Christmas?

[Sawtooth Jack]

Yeah, depending on the weather I cover my rooftops, lawn and drive with about eight inches of snow...

[Marrow]

*whips out laptop*

[after 30 seconds of typing, clicking and scrolling as couple, dog and child stand there awkwardly]
"No I'll let you take Christmas, and I'll come over to your house and ask you stupid questions."

*waits gleefully for response*