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claymud
06-20-2006, 10:56 AM
Okay its time for a good game of brightside darkside. I start by saying a somthing thats going well and you say say somthing thats pessimistic or somthing.

On the brightside Its summer
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 11:04 AM
on the darkside its hotter than 9 kinds of hell
claymud
06-20-2006, 11:08 AM
On the brightside the swimming holes right around the corner
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 11:10 AM
Yeah but it might be a mud hole
claymud
06-20-2006, 11:11 AM
On the brightside I'm MUDMAN! :D
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 11:23 AM
but what about the snakes swimming in the hole, Mudman!!!
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 11:24 AM
on the bright side not all snakes are poisonous
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 11:34 AM
what if it was an anaconda!!!! :eek:
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 11:39 AM
on the bright side it might just be a 6" garden snake
Hella
06-20-2006, 12:26 PM
but it could still slither up your leg
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 12:29 PM
on the bright side you could catch, grill it and eat it since it tastes like chicken

lol
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 01:11 PM
but what if you're a vegetarian
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 02:24 PM
on the brightside of being a vegetarian, rules are made to be broken so eat the snake
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 03:31 PM
but on the downside what if it bites me while I'm trying to capture it
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 03:57 PM
the bright side is you are bigger, stronger and faster than some lil ole snake
Hella
06-20-2006, 04:05 PM
on the darkside...what If I am scared of snakes
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 04:15 PM
the bright side is you can overcome your fear
Hella
06-20-2006, 04:28 PM
on the darkside, what if I don't know what else I fear
claymud
06-20-2006, 04:40 PM
Well on the bright side that would make you fearless...
Hella
06-20-2006, 04:41 PM
on the darkside, what if I thought I could fly?
Da Weiner
06-20-2006, 04:44 PM
on the brightside, you could fly south for the winter
Hella
06-20-2006, 04:45 PM
on the darkside what if I am allergic to sunlight
claymud
06-20-2006, 04:47 PM
On the brightside you could sit in the shade...
Hella
06-20-2006, 04:59 PM
on the darkside, what if I forget my umbrella
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 05:04 PM
on the brightside there maybe a big oak tree to provide shade and you won't need your umbrella
claymud
06-20-2006, 05:32 PM
On the darkside that means it may rain...
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 06:18 PM
on the brightside you could sing in the rain
Hella
06-20-2006, 06:22 PM
on the darkside...I am not a good singer
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 06:26 PM
on the bright side you could dance instead
Hella
06-20-2006, 06:26 PM
on the darkside, I would look funny
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 06:29 PM
on the brightside who cares!...............lol
Hella
06-20-2006, 06:32 PM
lol I agree

but on the darkside, someone would make fun of my dancing and singing
gypsichic
06-20-2006, 06:35 PM
on the bright side that would be their problemo
Hella
06-20-2006, 06:48 PM
on the darkside, I would still hex them
claymud
06-20-2006, 07:24 PM
On the bright side they would turn into cute little frogs...
Hella
06-20-2006, 11:18 PM
on the darkside, they could turn into ugly toads
gypsichic
06-21-2006, 12:41 AM
on the bright side, you could refrain from hexing them at all
claymud
06-21-2006, 04:24 PM
On the darkside you probly won't...
gypsichic
06-21-2006, 04:39 PM
on the bright side you could use your powers for good stuff
kevin242
06-21-2006, 04:41 PM
on the darkside maybe you could use your powers to kill puppies...
gypsichic
06-21-2006, 04:50 PM
ACK!

on the BRIGHT SIDE..........you could not use your powers at all
claymud
06-21-2006, 05:00 PM
On the darkside... ah c'mon its the friggin darkside your gonna use your powers for bad!
gypsichic
06-21-2006, 05:18 PM
on the bright side some folks have a conscience
Hella
06-21-2006, 07:32 PM
on the darkside, people don't listen to it
claymud
06-21-2006, 08:42 PM
On the brightside some people do
Hella
06-21-2006, 10:22 PM
on the darkside, that would make for boring news programs
gypsichic
06-22-2006, 10:19 AM
lol.............

on the brightside there are many other things to do than watch boring news programs
kevin242
06-22-2006, 11:26 AM
on the darkside you'll need to watch news programs in order to ready yourself and your unholy minions for the final battle of Armageddon...
Dr Morbius
06-22-2006, 01:43 PM
On the bright side, armageddon will wipe the earth clean of puppy sodomizing illegal aliens.
claymud
06-22-2006, 02:29 PM
On the darkside no more cookies...
kevin242
06-22-2006, 03:00 PM
On the brightside, the lack of cookies would lead to a substantial drop in childhood obesity... (Approximately 30.3 percent of (American) children (ages 6 to 11) are overweight and 15.3 percent are obese. -American Obesity Association)
gypsichic
06-22-2006, 03:28 PM
on the darkside - lots of kids would be going thru sugar withdrawl
Da Weiner
06-22-2006, 03:43 PM
on the brightside they wouldn't be sooo hyper.
claymud
06-22-2006, 04:30 PM
on the darkside a lot of children would probly die from the sugar withdrawl (I know I would...)
gypsichic
06-22-2006, 04:34 PM
on the brightside kids might learn healthier food choices
claymud
06-22-2006, 08:26 PM
On the darkside the fast/snack food indestry as we know it would collapse
Sickie Ickie
06-22-2006, 08:59 PM
On the brightside kids would learn economics as they take matters into their own hands and learn to create blackmarket sweets
Bodybagging
06-22-2006, 10:11 PM
On the darkside once said kiddies are arrested for the hording and distribution of forbidden and illegal sweets, they are then introduced to the dark 8x8 room inhabited by their new bestest friend........BUBBA also known as inmate #457903
claymud
06-22-2006, 10:40 PM
On the bright side Bubba tells them all about shrimp fishing
Hella
06-22-2006, 10:41 PM
On the darkside, they go shrimping in hurricane season and fall over board
claymud
06-22-2006, 10:42 PM
on the bright side all the kids are caught in a boats net
Hella
06-22-2006, 10:49 PM
on the darkside, they are tangled up in the net and are stuck there
claymud
06-22-2006, 11:20 PM
on the brightside the children ate through the net
gypsichic
06-22-2006, 11:53 PM
on the dark side............a 17 foot tiger shark is lurking in the depths waiting for dinner
claymud
06-23-2006, 12:04 AM
on the brightside Quint shows up!
Hella
06-23-2006, 12:18 AM
on the darkside, he gets eaten by the shark
gypsichic
06-23-2006, 12:20 AM
on the brightside all the rest of the kids were rescued
Hella
06-23-2006, 12:48 AM
on the darkside, they are so freaked out they never go in the ocean again
Sickie Ickie
06-23-2006, 02:00 AM
On the brightside, they never have to be worried about being stung by jellyfish.
claymud
06-23-2006, 10:05 AM
On the darkside jellyfish sprout legs and start a unstopable attack on planet earth. So we all live under the reign of the evil Jellyfish!
gypsichic
06-23-2006, 01:09 PM
on the bright side, they don't live long due to having to be in water regularly
Sickie Ickie
06-23-2006, 01:25 PM
On the darkside the smell of the rotting jellyfish is overpowering and the rotting corpses spread disease.
gypsichic
06-23-2006, 02:06 PM
on the bright side the city is on it and is taking care of rotting corpses to nip the spreading of disease
kevin242
06-23-2006, 03:20 PM
on the darkside the cost of cleanup bankrupts the city and they are forced to cut back on non-essential services like libraries and afterschool programs, the surviving children all become juvenile delinquents...
Da Weiner
06-23-2006, 04:18 PM
on the brightside the juvenile delinquents could become the next famous cartoon artists because of all the creative graffitti they can draw.
claymud
06-23-2006, 05:15 PM
on the darkside they don't... and just make more graffiti
Hella
06-23-2006, 05:22 PM
on the bright side, all the colorful graffiti brightens up the neighborhoods
gypsichic
06-23-2006, 05:23 PM
on the dark side all the paint from the graffiti runs into the streets when it rains
Hella
06-23-2006, 05:24 PM
on the bright side, that creates a blank canvass
gypsichic
06-23-2006, 05:27 PM
on the dark side the paint also contaminates the water supply
Hella
06-23-2006, 05:35 PM
on the bright side, people will drink more soda which will cause a rise in my share of stock in those companies
claymud
06-23-2006, 05:49 PM
On the darkside all the suger that was withdrawn from those happy kids by the removel of cookies has now been replaced by the sody pop
Sickie Ickie
06-24-2006, 03:55 AM
On the bright side all the sodas are now florescent colors because of the ingrained graffitti colors.
claymud
06-24-2006, 04:48 PM
On the darkside that makes it all poisones....
Dr Morbius
06-24-2006, 05:51 PM
On the bright side, it'll kill all the soda drinking, puppy sodamizing illegal aliens.
Sickie Ickie
06-24-2006, 06:23 PM
On the darksde- no more mutant humanoid puppy creatures
claymud
06-24-2006, 08:01 PM
On the bright side you won't have to clean up after the mutant humanoid puppy creatures
Wyatt Furr
06-24-2006, 08:54 PM
On the darkside, Paris Hilton dresses up her mutant humanoid puppy and then it wins American Idol.
grim reaper
06-24-2006, 09:01 PM
on the bright side dogs cant sing
claymud
06-24-2006, 10:55 PM
On the dark side your probly gonna ge sued for saying that...
kevin242
06-24-2006, 11:50 PM
on the bright side maybe you would win, counter-sue and end up being owner of all of the hotels...
Click here for the many faces of Paris Hilton :rolleyes: (http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/)
claymud
06-25-2006, 12:28 AM
On the darkside that would cost a lot of money
gypsichic
06-26-2006, 10:53 AM
on the bright side you might find a lawyer that would take the case for free cuz he or she hates paris hilton
claymud
06-26-2006, 10:56 AM
On the darkside you lose the case
gypsichic
06-26-2006, 11:25 AM
on the bright side you become friends the atty
claymud
06-26-2006, 04:21 PM
On the dark side he's really a Phyco killer, Cest ca ces fa-fa-far better! (Sorry, had to add that)
Mr Unpleasant
06-26-2006, 09:02 PM
On the bright side - You aren't a "Phyco" therefore you don't need to worry!
claymud
06-27-2006, 04:27 PM
on the dark side your perfectly sane...
Hella
06-27-2006, 08:11 PM
on the brightside, being sane means people take you seriously
TipoDeemin
06-28-2006, 02:47 AM
On the dark side... Being sane means people take you seriously. ;)
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 10:43 AM
on the bright side, some days being sane is highly over rated
claymud
06-28-2006, 10:52 AM
On the darkside a lot of people don't think so and you get locked up...
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 10:53 AM
on the bright side - you get 3 hots and a cot
claymud
06-28-2006, 11:03 AM
On the darkside they steal your pudding cup every day
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 11:04 AM
on the brightside - you don't have to pay any bills
Hellrazor
06-28-2006, 11:16 AM
on the dark side you have to make conversation with other "sane??" people so you get to stay
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 11:18 AM
on the bright side your doc is just as 'sane' as you are and lets you out
Hellrazor
06-28-2006, 11:44 AM
on the darkside you now have no where to go, house is gone, spouse is gone , car is gone, cats are gone....
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 11:58 AM
on the brightside you can start fresh w/new car, house, spouse and cats
Hella
06-28-2006, 12:01 PM
on the darkside, you have been locked up, so you had no job, so you have no money
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 12:06 PM
on the brightside you still had your credit
Mr Unpleasant
06-28-2006, 12:24 PM
On the darkside, prison ruins your credit rating and your interest 68.5% compounded monthly.
gypsichic
06-28-2006, 12:32 PM
lol........isn't that the going rate on credit cards anyway???

on the brightside it only takes 7 yrs to rebuild credit
claymud
06-28-2006, 12:43 PM
on the darkside time stops new years Eve 2012
Hella
06-28-2006, 12:44 PM
on the brightside, it starts again new years day 2013
claymud
06-28-2006, 12:54 PM
On the darkside everyones a year older
Hellrazor
06-28-2006, 12:59 PM
on the bright side, clay, you will be drinking age
Hella
06-28-2006, 01:01 PM
on the darkside, I will be 40!
Sickie Ickie
06-28-2006, 02:54 PM
On the brightside things that turn to dust helps the wolfbane grow.
Hellrazor
06-28-2006, 03:01 PM
on the darkside, wolfbane isnt very nice to have in your yard... what is wolfbane?
Sickie Ickie
06-28-2006, 03:18 PM
Keeps warewolves away. http://www.life.uiuc.edu/ib/363/image/wolfbane.jpg

On the brightside, at least it has flowers.
grapegrl
06-28-2006, 03:30 PM
On the dark side, it keeps the werewolves away :(

/ loves the werewolves :p
claymud
06-28-2006, 03:35 PM
On the Bright side theres less dying
Sickie Ickie
06-28-2006, 03:36 PM
On the darkside, there's breeding's in frenzy!
Mr Unpleasant
06-28-2006, 05:23 PM
On the brightside.....puppies for everyone!
Hella
06-28-2006, 05:36 PM
on the darkside, Rabies shots for everyone!
Wyatt Furr
06-29-2006, 01:17 AM
on the brightside, new furry friends for me.
Sickie Ickie
06-29-2006, 01:48 AM
On the darkside, those friends have fleas!
PrettyGhoul
06-29-2006, 03:46 AM
On the bright side Advantage is cheap, easy to use and keeps fleas away
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 10:54 AM
On the darkside Advantage is poisonous and could kill someone if in the .. wrong hands
Da Weiner
06-29-2006, 11:27 AM
on the brightside no scratching frenzies!!!
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 11:54 AM
On the darkside, they will resort to scratching up your furniture to compensate
claymud
06-29-2006, 12:17 PM
On the brightside you needed new funiture anyway
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 12:19 PM
on the darkside you have no where to put your old furniture and had to resort to putting it on your front porch
Da Weiner
06-29-2006, 02:04 PM
on the brightside someone may come to your house and want to give you money for it thinking you're having a yard sale
claymud
06-29-2006, 02:26 PM
On the dark side its fake money
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 03:16 PM
on the brightside, they don't care about the money and just offer to haul off your old furniture off your porch for FREE
Da Weiner
06-29-2006, 04:18 PM
on the darkside their truck to move the stuffs breaks down in front of your house
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 04:31 PM
on the bright side, you inherit an uuhhhh new truck
Da Weiner
06-29-2006, 04:50 PM
on the darkside it was a stolen truck
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 04:52 PM
On the brighside it was actually a van with shag carpet interior
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 05:07 PM
lmao...........i'm not sure if shag carpet is on the bright or dark side

on the dark side, the cops are called and they think you stole the truck/van
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 05:12 PM
on the bright side, you've made a new friend while in jail
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 05:15 PM
on the darkside, you find out your sister in there too!
claymud
06-29-2006, 05:21 PM
On the brightside she's a sister... you know, a Nun
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 06:04 PM
lmaoooooooooo

on the darkside that will ruin her reputation
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 06:05 PM
on the brightside, you'll now become the good son
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 06:18 PM
on the dark side now you will have to live up to being 'the good son'
Hella
06-29-2006, 06:33 PM
on the brightside, your parents think you can do no wrong
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 06:34 PM
on the darkside, you now spend all your time in therapy
Hella
06-29-2006, 06:44 PM
On the brightside, you are a well adjusted person from all the therapy
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 06:50 PM
on the darkside you are now pennyless and owe much in therapy bills
Hella
06-29-2006, 06:56 PM
on the brightside, you aren't depressed about that
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 07:23 PM
on the darkside, you are now living in a box
grapegrl
06-29-2006, 07:29 PM
On the bright side, it's a rather nice and roomy box!
Hella
06-29-2006, 07:30 PM
on the darkside, it's in a dark and creepy ally with drug dealers and hookers
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 07:31 PM
on the brightside you have a hooker lol
Hella
06-29-2006, 07:44 PM
on the darkside, she has a pimp so you still have to pay
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 10:52 PM
on the brightside, she doesnt tell her pimp just yet and shes free - no charge
gypsichic
06-29-2006, 11:46 PM
on the dark side one of her pimps peeps catches you two
Hellrazor
06-29-2006, 11:47 PM
on the bright side he joins in and forgets all about the "indiscretion"
Wyatt Furr
06-29-2006, 11:53 PM
on the darkside, he has'nt had a shower in two weeks...ewwwwww
Frighteners Entertainment
06-29-2006, 11:55 PM
On the brightside it was still free..
Wyatt Furr
06-29-2006, 11:58 PM
On the darkside, you find out he is married to your first cousin who is the gossip-hound of your family.
Hella
06-30-2006, 12:03 AM
on the brightside, said gossip-hound got the names confused and now the story is all about your sister insead of you.
Frighteners Entertainment
06-30-2006, 12:15 AM
on the darkside you two are now an item
Wyatt Furr
06-30-2006, 12:18 AM
on the brightside, your mother gets the wedding she always dreamed of
Frighteners Entertainment
06-30-2006, 12:19 AM
on the darkside, your dad didn't :(
Wyatt Furr
06-30-2006, 12:21 AM
on the brightside, your wedding will be in all the papers
TipoDeemin
06-30-2006, 12:33 AM
On the darkside, said papers are the tabloids.
Hella
06-30-2006, 12:38 AM
on the brightside, you become rich and famous from the exposure
Frighteners Entertainment
06-30-2006, 09:46 AM
on the darkside you end up in therapy again
gypsichic
06-30-2006, 10:11 AM
on the brightside therapy is on a sliding pay scale
Da Weiner
06-30-2006, 11:14 AM
on the darkside, the tabloids get wind of you being in therapy and run a story that you're a burnt out actor/actress
claymud
06-30-2006, 11:27 AM
On the Brightside the tabloides make you famous again
Hellrazor
06-30-2006, 11:32 AM
ON the darkside you are in "star Trek" and "gamers" tabloids and only famous to "those types" of people
Sickie Ickie
06-30-2006, 11:45 AM
On the brightside "those" types of actors earn easy livings doing conventions.
Hellrazor
06-30-2006, 11:50 AM
On the darkside The exposure isnt wide enough to get you off your feet
Frighteners Entertainment
06-30-2006, 12:00 PM
on the brightside, you now have a fan base
Hellrazor
06-30-2006, 12:08 PM
On the darkside they all want to assinate you (yes you have assination status now)
claymud
06-30-2006, 02:22 PM
On the bright side they all miss and hit each other
Sickie Ickie
06-30-2006, 02:26 PM
On the darkside now they send in the ninjas
claymud
06-30-2006, 03:23 PM
on the bright side you get to meet the 'Ask a Ninja' Ninja!!
Hella
06-30-2006, 09:21 PM
on the darkside, he doens't know the answer to your Ninja question cause he is just a fake ninja
claymud
06-30-2006, 09:43 PM
On the bright side he's still super cool
TipoDeemin
07-01-2006, 01:37 AM
On the darkside, he still looks forward to killing you soon.
claymud
07-01-2006, 09:19 AM
On the bright side you both sit down with a churro and discuss your diffrances
Hellrazor
07-02-2006, 01:40 AM
On the darkside he decides your head would make a good Churro
Sickie Ickie
07-02-2006, 02:25 AM
On the brightside he doesn't like the taste of Churros
claymud
07-02-2006, 08:48 AM
on the dark side it tast like pizza
Hellrazor
07-02-2006, 06:14 PM
on the bright side you gave him a terrible belly ache and you , like in the movie alian, popped right out of his stomach, to live another day
TipoDeemin
07-02-2006, 10:25 PM
On the dark side, you're all covered in stomach acids which burn and eat at your skin!
Zombie-F
07-02-2006, 10:28 PM
On the bright side, that rash you had on your arm has been digested away.
Merlin (The Quiet One)
07-02-2006, 11:11 PM
On the darkside.........most of your arm has been digested away along with the rash.
Frighteners Entertainment
07-02-2006, 11:14 PM
On the brightside it was your left arm and in your right hand is a beer :)
Merlin (The Quiet One)
07-02-2006, 11:18 PM
On the darkside....now you're starting to itch.......
Frighteners Entertainment
07-02-2006, 11:18 PM
On the brightside you still have a beer in your right hand
Hellrazor
07-02-2006, 11:30 PM
On the dark side you have to decide to drop the beer or itch forever
Frighteners Entertainment
07-02-2006, 11:31 PM
On the brightside you were able to finish your beer before you had to drop it
Hellrazor
07-02-2006, 11:34 PM
on the darkside you no longer feel itchy, the beer has taken the sensation away, so you dont realize you are melting away
Frighteners Entertainment
07-02-2006, 11:36 PM
on the brightside the beer has taken the sensation away (need I say more?) lol
TipoDeemin
07-03-2006, 01:46 AM
On the darkside, it was your twentieth beer and now you're overcome with the urge to sing a little song and do a little dance from one of your favorite Swedish supergroups. ...I wanna love you tender...
Sickie Ickie
07-03-2006, 04:23 AM
On the brightside after performing you are offered an acting contract in the next big musical horror movie!
Hellrazor
07-03-2006, 10:22 AM
On the darkside you need to stay in a drunkin stooper to survive and can t understand anything anyone is saying
Zombie-F
07-03-2006, 10:52 AM
On the bright side, you're in a drunken stupor 24/7 and can't understand anything anyone is saying. :p
claymud
07-03-2006, 04:22 PM
On the darkside Ed Mcman tried to give you the check but you were too drunk to understand.
Hellrazor
07-03-2006, 04:23 PM
On the bright side you didnt have to listen to Ed Mcmahon because, hey you were in a 24 hour drunkin stupor and cant understand him anyway
Dr Morbius
07-03-2006, 05:30 PM
On the darkside, since you didn't understand Mr. Mcmahon and just nodded at everything he said, you accepted his wedding proposal and must consumate said wedding.
Merlin (The Quiet One)
07-03-2006, 06:53 PM
On the brightside..........the drunken stupor will prevent you from remembering anything about your wedding nite
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 08:01 PM
On the darkside, you are now carring Ed Mcmahon's child...
gypsichic
07-03-2006, 08:17 PM
ohhhhhhhhh good lord...........lol

on the brightside you 'come to' and realize that you were just dreaming
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 08:19 PM
On the darkside, you wake up and not sure why your butt hurts......
gypsichic
07-03-2006, 08:21 PM
lol

on the brightside realize its due to your hemroids
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 08:22 PM
On the darkside you remember having said hemroids remove, so you are still wondering...
gypsichic
07-03-2006, 08:23 PM
on the brightside you remember falling on your butt right before blacking out
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 08:25 PM
on the darkside you had to explain it to the Doctor "it was 1 in a million !!"
gypsichic
07-03-2006, 08:26 PM
on the brightside the doc gave you a clean bill of health
claymud
07-03-2006, 10:14 PM
On the darkside the bill is enormous...
Hella
07-03-2006, 10:48 PM
on the bright side, you have insurance
Merlin (The Quiet One)
07-03-2006, 11:14 PM
on the darkside.....it's car insurance not health insurance....
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 11:16 PM
on the brightside your car is fine
TearyThunder
07-03-2006, 11:28 PM
On the darkside your car is a Pinto.
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 11:31 PM
On the brightside it just like new
Hellrazor
07-03-2006, 11:51 PM
On the darkside the gas tank is in the back
Frighteners Entertainment
07-03-2006, 11:52 PM
On the brightside the tank is full
TearyThunder
07-03-2006, 11:53 PM
on the dark side unlike yours.
gypsichic
07-04-2006, 12:39 AM
on the brightside your pinto runs like a champ
Frighteners Entertainment
07-04-2006, 02:26 AM
On the darkside, you can run faster than you pinto...
gypsichic
07-04-2006, 02:34 AM
lol

on the brightside running is good for your heart
kevin242
07-04-2006, 02:48 AM
the darkside is that Pinto exhaust is toxic
Hellrazor
07-05-2006, 08:44 AM
on the brightside, not as toxic as everything else in the world
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 11:29 AM
on the darkside your pinto stops running completely
Hellrazor
07-05-2006, 12:53 PM
On the brightside it also stops contaminating the world... one ... less thing...
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 12:58 PM
on the darkside now you have to walk everywhere
Hellrazor
07-05-2006, 01:01 PM
on the brightside you start losing weight and feel great with all the exercise
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 01:12 PM
on the darkside you just wore a hole in your sock.
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 01:22 PM
on the brightside you can go without socks
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 01:22 PM
on the darkside your feet are always dirty
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 01:28 PM
on the brightside dirty feet are the 'in thing'
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 01:30 PM
on the darkside you have to live in mexico for it to be the 'in thing'
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 01:35 PM
on the brightside, you get to eat all the real mexican food you want
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 01:52 PM
on the darkside, your tail end fells it! LOL
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 01:56 PM
LOL...........thats just wrong

on the brightside, there are meds for that sort of issue
Da Weiner
07-05-2006, 05:27 PM
on the darkside, you have an allergic reaction to the meds!!! :eek:
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 05:31 PM
lol..........oh man

on the brightside, the doc gives you a different script
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 05:33 PM
On the darkside they a suppositories :(
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 05:34 PM
lmao

on the brightside they work much quicker
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 05:40 PM
On the darkside, they are very big suppositories
gypsichic
07-05-2006, 05:41 PM
on the brightside, bigger is better when it comes to meds
Frighteners Entertainment
07-05-2006, 05:45 PM
On the darkside a nurse called Helga has to administer said meds...

And she's not nice :(