Anachronism
07-02-2006, 10:35 PM
*Horrorview.com*
That's right, people; now's your chance to beat the living crap out of Germany's most vile export since the Volkswagon Thing, Mr. Uwe Boll! The director, tired of critics trashing his films, has issued an open challenge to anyone who has had two negative reviews of his movies published in 2005 (which leaves me out, 'cause I only had the chance to trash one. I'm also a hundred pounds more than the maximum weight class, and probably two heads taller than Boll). The five "most outspoken" critics will then be whisked away to Vancouver, put up in a hotel, and take part in boxing matches against the director on the set of his latest crapsterpiece, POSTAL. Oh, and the footage of these fights will, of course, somehow be put into the film.
http://www.horrorview.com/News%20Files/613Uwe.htm
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That's right, people; now's your chance to beat the living crap out of Germany's most vile export since the Volkswagon Thing, Mr. Uwe Boll! The director, tired of critics trashing his films, has issued an open challenge to anyone who has had two negative reviews of his movies published in 2005 (which leaves me out, 'cause I only had the chance to trash one. I'm also a hundred pounds more than the maximum weight class, and probably two heads taller than Boll). The five "most outspoken" critics will then be whisked away to Vancouver, put up in a hotel, and take part in boxing matches against the director on the set of his latest crapsterpiece, POSTAL. Oh, and the footage of these fights will, of course, somehow be put into the film.
http://www.horrorview.com/News%20Files/613Uwe.htm
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23578
http://www.horrorview.com/News%20Files/613Uwe.gif