In A Perfect World...

[RoxyBlue]

...it would never rain on the weekend

(and I assume it's obvious how to play this game:))

[Goblin]

....I rule everything! Gas prices are a 1.00 a gallon. Food is very cheap. Halloween
is a paid holiday.......and I am beloved by all my subjects!

[Spooky1]

... I'm married to Roxy :D

[RoxyBlue]

^:D

...everything that's good for you to eat tastes sinfully delicious, even lima beans

[Zurgh]

...everything is exactly as it should be, and will be as it is done.

[Goblin]

.....everyday is Halloween

[RoxyBlue]

^ but then it would become mundane:)

...spiders, roaches, and those multi-legged centipede thingies that run like the wind and scare the crap out of you would not come into your house - EVER!

[PirateLady]

Snakes would only come around those who like them..... hint hint

[Spooky1]

... stupid drivers would not exist.

[debbie5]

...chocolate buttercream icing has no calories and is clothing.

[Goblin]

.....Terrorists would be people who only make scary horror movies

[Dixie]

Hot glue wouldn't burn fingers.

[Goblin]

......Dixie has pet grasshoppers.

[Dixie]

.... paper mache grasshoppers wouldnt get eaten in storage sheds over the winter.

[Goblin]

.....paper mache grasshoppers ate the storage shed all up!

[jaege]

We can retire at 30 so we have plenty of time to get our props built.

[RoxyBlue]

...every storm is followed by a beautiful double rainbow

[Spooky1]

... we all lived in the same town.

[Goblin]

...we can hire ghosts, witches, and zombies to be in our haunts

[Moon Dog]

...everyday would be Saturday

[Goblin]

......everyone would have free healthcare

[RoxyBlue]

...there would be no such thing as brussel sprouts

[Rahnefan]

...semen would cure menstrual cramps

or pms maybe

[RoxyBlue]

...people would not make crude remarks in public forums:D

[PirateLady]

HOA's would not exist and people could live their lives the way they see fit on their own property...:)

[Spooky1]

People would take responsibility for their own actions.

[RoxyBlue]

...cinnamon Mentos would still be stocked in our local grocery store

[Rahnefan]

...crude jokes would be considered the highest form of humor

(delete it if offensive, no hard feelings, and sorry - I thought it was perfect)

[Goblin]

......everyone would be billionaires

[Dixie]

my dog would not have such a high pitched bark.

[Goblin]

....Dixie's hot dogs would have a high pitched bark

[RoxyBlue]

....company meetings would never last longer than 15 minutes

[Spooky1]

... wildlife would stop eating our flowers and strawberries.

[Goblin]

.....everything is sugar-free.

[debbie5]

...you can tune out mean people....like refining a radio station's incoming signal.

[Spooky1]

.....everything is sugar-free.

Not in my perfect world! i like real sugar!!!!!

[RoxyBlue]

...no one would ever be cruel to an animal or child

[Goblin]

......there would be no pain or suffering

[PirateLady]

Fat would melt off everytime you got into the shower. :)

[debbie5]

..auto-drive.

[RoxyBlue]

....mornings would always be cool when you have to walk the dog in the summer

[debbie5]

..no unsightly hairs.

[Goblin]

......there are sugar-free ice cream sandwiches

[Spooky1]

... I wouldn't have a headache right now.

[Goblin]

.....there is no medical problems whatsoever

[RoxyBlue]

...the glue on the back of stamps would taste good

[debbie5]

...self-cleaning houses...or at least ones that have tiled walls, floor & ceilings & a drain in the middle so I can just hose everything down & be done with it.

[Rahnefan]

...you would be able to "download" excess calories to an external "drive" when you overeat, and upload them later when needed. If ever.

[RoxyBlue]

^I think that's an excellent idea:D

....grass would mow itself

[debbie5]

...people would not have pics of "junk" on their phones.
O...m...g....and if you do have pics like this, DO NOT SHOW ME!! I almost did a spit take....

[Spooky1]

... I wouldn't have sent that picture to Debbie. :D

[Goblin]

......cars get a million miles to a tank of gas

[Da Weiner]

I would have wine on tap in my kitchen.

[Spooky1]

... people here at work could take less than 30 minutes deciding on where we'll go to lunch!

[RoxyBlue]

...we would actually be able to eat some of our strawberries before the deer, mice, squirrels, or chipmunk ate them

[Goblin]

....the work week would go by extremely fast and the weekend would go by
etremely slow

[PirateLady]

people would clean up after their animals.

[Goblin]

The weather is perfect. Not too hot and not too cold

[PirateLady]

People would not keep secrets.

[Spooky1]

John Lennon would still be alive.

[RoxyBlue]

...I would be able to use a hula hoop without it falling off me immediately

[PirateLady]

..life would be simple

[Goblin]

.....I am the only sane one. That's why it's a perfect world!

[PirateLady]

there would always be something on tv you haven't seen and want to see.

[RoxyBlue]

...no one would make bad coffee

[Goblin]

.....you can hire real ghosts and monsters for your haunt

[debbie5]

..I'd own a Slush Puppy machine.

[Goblin]

......there are dinosaurs in the zoo

[debbie5]

...bras are illegal.

[Goblin]

...bras are illegal.

You get my vote. :D:D:D

[RoxyBlue]

(^yeah, until you see what gravity does to a woman's bosom - check out some of the People of Walmart photos)

....there would be no such thing as bigotry

[Goblin]

^ No such thing as big trees?

.....everyone would live forever

[RoxyBlue]

^even the bad people

...dogs could go to heaven

[debbie5]

I'm pretty sure my dog considers our house & us his heaven...I sometimes wonder what abuse he went through..he used to be a "runner"- would squeeze thru your legs when you opened the door and leave. Now, he won't run if you let him, he likes it with us so much.

...no weird skin things: mosquito bites, rashes, tick bites, skin tags, warts..we'd stay lovely til we died.

[scareme]

I would be a grandmother.

[Spooky1]

... I'd be done with my $20 prop and it would actually look like I want it too.

[Goblin]

......Halloween is a national holiday

[PirateLady]

computer generated phone calls would no longer exist.

[RoxyBlue]

...church pews would actually be comfortable to sit in

[Goblin]

......Santa Claus really exists

[debbie5]

..we would have mini helicopters so we could cruise above the traffic to our destination. And my state would make owning & operating mopeds affordable. So sick of my car & the $$!

[RoxyBlue]

...hot asphalt wouldn't reek

[Goblin]

.....bad weather can be turned on and off with a remote control

[scareme]

......Santa Claus really exists

What do you mean? He is real, isn't he?

[RoxyBlue]

...Scareme would not get asthma:)

[scareme]

:D Agreed!

[Goblin]

.....You get a week off with pay for all holidays

[scareme]

There would be a holiday every week.

[RoxyBlue]

...shoes would never pinch your toes

[Spooky1]

... my back would let me get a good night sleep.

[Goblin]

......Prescriptions would be free

[RoxyBlue]

...parking lots would have more trees so you could always find a shady spot to park your car in the summer

[Goblin]

.......you can teleport wherever you want to go

[Draik41895]

... all our stuff would dry right when you wanted it to

[Goblin]

......you would reach your desired age and stop aging

[Spooky1]

... I'd never have cavities or cracked filings

[Da Weiner]

The 600 calorie cake that came from the vending machine would be calorie free but would still have all the sweetness and goodness to boot.

[RoxyBlue]

...dogs would not bark when they aren't supposed to

[morbid mike]

it would be fall temperatures year round

[debbie5]

...automatic child wash machine..like a car wash, but for kids.

[morbid mike]

you would be able to carry 2 guns on your hip like the old west

[RoxyBlue]

...carrying two guns on your hips would not make you look fat:D:googly:

[Goblin]

......my heart would be fine

[PirateLady]

i wouldn't go around feeling nauseated and dizzy all the time from my inner ear problems...

[Goblin]

......there's universal peace.

[PirateLady]

there would be no lies and secrets.

[RoxyBlue]

...teeth would not decay

[Goblin]

.....everyone would live forever

[PirateLady]

grass would not have to be mowed...and it would stay green year round, and full and weedless.

[Goblin]

........time travel vacations are possible

[RoxyBlue]

...people would pay their bills on time

[Spooky1]

It wouldn't rain when I have prop work to do outside

[Goblin]

It wouldn't rain when I have prop work to do outside

.....Roxy would hold an umbrella over you while you work. :D:D:D

[stagehand1975]

there isn't food that bad for you.

[Goblin]

....everyone is able to heal instantly

[Spooky1]

Squirrels wouldn't bite our dog

[scareme]

There would be free health care for our pets.

[Goblin]

......Everybody could read minds

[scareme]

I'd be sleeping.

[Spooklights]

In a perfect world, fat would melt off of people when they go outside in the hot summer weather. No one would have to be overweight; they would just go somewhere warm to lose the extra pounds.

[scareme]

In a perfect world, fat would melt off of people when they go outside in the hot summer weather. No one would have to be overweight; they would just go somewhere warm to lose the extra pounds.

I like your idea!

[Spooky1]

^ my brothers dog wouldn't pee in our house, while we're dog sitting.

[RoxyBlue]

...beautifully colored autumn leaves would fall in your yard just in time for your Halloween graveyard display

[Goblin]

...beautifully colored autumn leaves would fall in your yard just in time for your Halloween graveyard display

Gee.....I must live in a perfect world! :D:D:D

[RoxyBlue]

...dogs would stop barking when you told them to:googly:

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: ....An autumn blast would usher in with 60 degree and sunny weather for this weekend while I put up my Halloween decorations.....

[highbury]

...I could simply snap my fingers to unlock the car door that has my car keys locked inside. I defeat you, car!

[scareme]

Good luck highbury.

I could find the cord to download pictures from my camera.

[Goblin]

Halloween stuff is free once a month

[MrGrimm]

I could do what I love for a living and make enough money to raise my family comfortably. (I know I know! So obvious, but true!)

[RoxyBlue]

...you would never have to tweeze your eyebrows to make them look perfect

[MrGrimm]

...no one would judge you on how your eyebrows look...

[Goblin]

You can create things out of thin air

[MrGrimm]

...you could eating anything you wanted with nacho cheese and never get sick.

[Goblin]

Creatures of the night can be rented for Halloween Haunts

[MrGrimm]

Being a ghostbuster would be a real job.

[RoxyBlue]

...no one would hate anyone

[MrGrimm]

It wouldn't be frowned upon to take a 20 minute nap after lunch at work

[Goblin]

Weekends last 7 days

[MrGrimm]

People wouldn't be in such a rush! (me included!)

[Goblin]

Everyone stops aging at 35

[MrGrimm]

There would be zombie sheep!

[debbie5]

...water soluble/dissolvable clothing. (Umbrella sales would skyrocket but showering would be a breeze and NO MORE LAUNDRY!)

[scareme]

No one would get sick in the month of October.

[Goblin]

No one would get sick at all

[MrGrimm]

internet would be free

[Goblin]

Everything is free.

[MrGrimm]

my kid would listen

[Spooky1]

Everything is free.

Communist! :)

... we'd all have jobs we enjoyed.

[MrGrimm]

October 31st would always be on a Saturday.

[scareme]

My house would stay clean.

[Goblin]

There is no such things and as colds and flu

[scareme]

I wouldn't have to clean a litter box.

[MrGrimm]

a six month old could tell you EXACTLY why they are crying

[scareme]

Strands of light would light up everytime you plug them in.

[MrGrimm]

I could find the time to write more and finally finish a story!

[Goblin]

You can teleport anywhere you want to go

[MrGrimm]

People would respect other people's property

[Goblin]

You never die your just reborn

[MrGrimm]

I could fly...

[Goblin]

I'm indestructible

[MrGrimm]

I could heal other people with a touch

[Goblin]

I can talk to the dead

[debbie5]

food conjuring

[RoxyBlue]

..the list of ingredients on prepared food would contain no more than three items

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: Every day would be Halloween!:D

[RandalB]

All my projects are done and it's 3 weeks until Halloween...

[scareme]

Kid would eat what their parents cook them.

[MrGrimm]

Kids would cook for their parents! lol

[Goblin]

Money grows on trees and I have an orchard!

[MrGrimm]

kids can be kids longer...

[Goblin]

There are no wars

[MrGrimm]

everyone would have a mandatory movie watching time... paid for at work

[Goblin]

Gas is free.

[MrGrimm]

Cars would run on water

[Goblin]

Politicians are paid minimum wage

[debbie5]

Flossing machines.

[RoxyBlue]

^Those exist - they are called "Water Piks":)


...teeth would last a lifetime even if you didn't floss:jol:

[Spooky1]

... I'd be in bed asleep already. :)

[Goblin]

I am king of the world

[MrGrimm]

A clean separation of church and state

[debbie5]

....bright orange cell phones and tv remote controls so you can FIND THEM.

[Spooky1]

... I'd be done with this years props already.

[highbury]

...it's always sunny and warm on Halloween (in Ohio)

[MrGrimm]

You wouldn't be hungry an hour after eating Chinese food

[RoxyBlue]

...there would be no such thing as a "bad hair" day

[Goblin]

You can take vacations to any century you like

[MrGrimm]

Dogs would pick up their own poop

[RoxyBlue]

...people would not have to be reminded to turn in their timesheets EVERY FRIKKIN' WEEK!!!


Oh, sorry, had to vent there....:D

[MrGrimm]

LOL I hate doing my timesheets and done them once a month!

So... In a perfect world... timesheets would do themselves

[Goblin]

There would be no timesheets

[MrGrimm]

There would be more people in my neighborhood celebrating Halloween!

[Goblin]

Halloween really would be a magical night

[MrGrimm]

I would have more Tots come by

[Goblin]

Injuries and illnesses heal instantly

[MrGrimm]

October 31st would always be a Saturday

[debbie5]

..my dog would stop stealing things and hiding them in his crate.

[Goblin]

..my dog would stop stealing things and hiding them in his crate.

Debbie makes millions with her dancing dogs

http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/Videos/5f5h15.gif

[MrGrimm]

My kid would change his own diapers

[Goblin]

People can fly like birds

[MrGrimm]

Marketing wouldn't matter.

[RoxyBlue]

....pastel pink would not exist:D

[Goblin]

People and animals could communicate telepathically

[MrGrimm]

We would be forced to retire at 40 and live life.

[Spooky1]

Work wouldn't suck :)

[Goblin]

Politicians would live up to their promises

[scareme]

Politicians would leave Social Security alone.

[RoxyBlue]

...people wouldn't talk politics:D

[Spooky1]

... weekend weather would always be perfect.

[scareme]

I'd take better pictures of my haunt.

[MrGrimm]

People wouldn't talk about religion... just keep it to themselves

[RoxyBlue]

....leaves would fall from trees in a neat pile so they would be easier to rake

[debbie5]

...orange marshmallow pumpkins available all year in local stores.

[Goblin]

Everythings free,

[scareme]

I would never have to take predinsone again.

[RoxyBlue]

...people would actually get a good night's sleep every night:)

[Spooky1]

We'd have an option for "None of the Above" on an election ballot

[RoxyBlue]

The Post Office would never deliver mail to the wrong address

[Drago]

Bottle of wine would never run out.

[Goblin]

Santa Clause really exists

[Drago]

So would Krampus.

[Spooky1]

People wouldn't mess with Mother Nature.

[scareme]

I could eat what ever I want.

[Goblin]

You can control the weather

[Drago]

You could breath underwater.

[Goblin]

The Christmas spirit is year round

[Drago]

You could hire real zombies and vampires for your haunt.

[Goblin]

Pain is a thing of the past

[scareme]

No car trip would take longer than an hour, to get any where in the country.

[Goblin]

Christmas decorations put themselves up

[scareme]

I'd have a full set of teeth. :D

[Goblin]

Everyone stops aging at the age they desire

[stagehand1975]

Stores would carry Halloween supplies in July.

[Goblin]

Stores would carry Halloween supplies all year round

[QueenRuby2002]

Store would still barter and trade for the things we wanted or needed.

[Goblin]

Pets would never die

[PirateLady]

All animals would have good homes.

[Goblin]

Nobody abuses animals

[RoxyBlue]

...the groundhog would not see his shadow:D

[Goblin]

...the groundhog would not see his shadow:D

Who's shadow would he see? :D:D:D

[STOLLOWEEN]

...we all lived in the same town and were neighbors :)

[RoxyBlue]

Here, here, Stoll!:)

....colds would only last 24 hours

[Goblin]

Here, here, Stoll!:)

....colds would only last 24 hours

What's wrong with 24 seconds? :D

[STOLLOWEEN]

...my coffee would never get cold.

[Ramonadona]

...props would come to life without having to know how to do that technical stuff.

[Goblin]

Supernatural creatures exist and you can rent them on Halloween