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haunted canuck
03-06-2010, 03:56 PM
Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon?
Bone To Pick
03-06-2010, 04:52 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie14.jpg
I want to know who put cupcake wrappers in my hair while I was sleeping, and I want to know NOW!
RoxyBlue
03-09-2010, 03:34 PM
How about this one?:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie2.jpg
The Creepster
03-09-2010, 05:41 PM
Remember you can't get away with that anymore...theres a female nurse present
Spooky1
03-10-2010, 12:24 PM
Doctor my inflatable woman has a leak, you've got to save her!
morbid mike
03-10-2010, 09:01 PM
hello doctor ...doctor ...doctor...doctor....doctor...knuck knuck woop woop oh a wise guy hey!!!
RoxyBlue
03-10-2010, 10:07 PM
Hold it a second, Doc, I think the nitrous is starting to wear off!
Goblin
03-11-2010, 03:11 AM
Anybody ever tell you you look like Sherlock Holmes, Doc?
haunted canuck
03-11-2010, 01:16 PM
I dare you, pull the finger...
morbid mike
03-12-2010, 07:54 AM
doc are you sure this will kill my wife dont do it unless your sure
RoxyBlue
03-12-2010, 10:44 AM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie2.jpg
Doctor: "I can't understand it. I've been trying to get this needle into this woman's arm for the last 15 minutes and I can't seem to find a vein"
Guy on right: "Hey, Doc, that's a mannequin you're trying to inject. I think someone pulled a fast one on you."
Woman on left: "heheheheh!"
haunted canuck
03-12-2010, 05:12 PM
Girl on the table.. Man that insant orgasm shot was .....yes..yess yesssssss
STOLLOWEEN
03-17-2010, 09:24 PM
Does anyone else in this room think the lighting is a little harsh?
RoxyBlue
03-17-2010, 09:50 PM
While the men argued, Mary tried desperately to remember whether she had turned off the oven before leaving home that morning.
Zurgh
03-18-2010, 12:03 AM
No! Make sure that shot is covered by her HMO first!
The Creepster
03-18-2010, 07:52 PM
Hey its my turn
howlin mad jack
03-20-2010, 08:59 PM
Wait, don't you remember the last we shot her up? She started mumbling something about being late, and seeing white rabbits.
RoxyBlue
03-25-2010, 11:12 AM
New one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie.jpg
RoxyBlue
03-25-2010, 11:13 AM
Buddy, if you just drink this, she'll look a helluva lot better in about an hour.
morbid mike
03-25-2010, 11:31 AM
trust me you WANT what's behind my back all you have to do is give me you robe miss...I dont need your's sir
The Creepster
03-25-2010, 05:35 PM
I am just saying it looks like you and the plumber were up to something
Bone To Pick
03-25-2010, 06:29 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie.jpg
George became self-conscious when he realized his seatless pants were not the party hit he thought they'd be.
morbid mike
03-26-2010, 07:24 AM
miss boss-Mike I cant have you killing my hubby
morbid mike-but he did not have work for me so....I gotta do it
boss-I'm so sorry I just got outta the hot tub I didnt look at the schedule yet
morbid mike- thats why you must DIE muhahahahahaa
boss-please dont do it
MM-well.........NO I do it
The Creepster
03-26-2010, 11:23 AM
SO this is not what I was thinking when I agreed to host a "make and take"
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie.jpg
Bone To Pick
03-26-2010, 04:47 PM
Wait, are you saying you were robbed or robed?
RoxyBlue
03-26-2010, 05:14 PM
You know you both could be arrested for stealing hotel bathrobes, don't you?
morbid mike
03-26-2010, 06:29 PM
mmmmm milk makes a body strong
RoxyBlue
03-26-2010, 07:57 PM
All right, you two, 'fess up. Which one of you spit in my orange juice?
morbid mike
03-27-2010, 07:22 AM
miss my theory is you seem like a real BEOTCH!!!! and sir grow some bigger NAD"S I take cash or moneyorder's thank you!!
Bone To Pick
03-29-2010, 05:43 PM
The 2nd Annual Mind Readers Conference hit a rough spot when Bunny silently told Roger where to stick his orange juice.
haunted canuck
03-30-2010, 12:12 AM
you two totally believed the toga party idea, guess you didnt get the other memo hey..losers
Goblin
03-30-2010, 02:45 AM
The more I drink this the more you two look like Katherine Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart!
RoxyBlue
03-30-2010, 11:11 AM
How about this one?:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HauntForum/Troma.jpg
RoxyBlue
03-30-2010, 11:11 AM
A scene from the new movie "White Monsters Can't Dance"
Goblin
03-30-2010, 02:16 PM
"Watch this haymaker!"
RoxyBlue
03-31-2010, 10:28 AM
I repel you with my ninja powers!
Goblin
03-31-2010, 01:56 PM
This will only hurt for a minute or two.
Bone To Pick
03-31-2010, 02:14 PM
WAIT!! Could you hold on for a second? My right arm has gone blurry.
Goblin
03-31-2010, 02:19 PM
I'm gonna knock your head clean off!
RoxyBlue
04-01-2010, 11:30 AM
Breaking news - the remake of Starsky and Hutch will star HF's very own Johnny Thunder and Dr Morbius!
Goblin
04-02-2010, 12:43 PM
To the Moon Alice!
RoxyBlue
04-02-2010, 01:28 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HauntForum/Troma.jpg
Stop in the name of love, before I break...your FACE!
Goblin
04-02-2010, 01:29 PM
Say goodnight Gracie!
RoxyBlue
04-02-2010, 03:19 PM
Frankenstein's monster always dreaded the moment at parties when Ironman would get drunk enough to pick a fight
Goblin
04-02-2010, 03:21 PM
My shoulder's locked up again! Help me Frankie!
RoxyBlue
04-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Look at my thumb (SLAP) Gee, you're dumb!
Spooky1
04-02-2010, 11:07 PM
Talk to the hand, Franky!
Goblin
04-03-2010, 04:37 AM
This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me
Wildcat
04-03-2010, 07:26 AM
Oh this one's easy. I've seen Slipknot before sssooooo.....
"Go
Stapled shut inside an outside world
And I'm sealed in tight
Bizarre but right at home
I'm claustrophobic closing in
And I'm catastrophic
Not again
I'm smeared across the page and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain
Yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections
I've got no time to lose
I'm just caught up in all the cattle
Fray the strings
Through the sheathes
Hold your breath
Listen
I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
Before I forget that"
The Creepster
04-03-2010, 12:04 PM
This is what happens when Mean Gene Okerlund and Captain Lou Albano makes the guest list:googly::D
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HauntForum/Troma.jpg
Goblin
04-04-2010, 03:56 AM
Just one punch is all it'll take
haunted canuck
04-04-2010, 09:19 AM
I'm gonna go Loco on your cabesa...
Goblin
04-05-2010, 04:36 AM
Now you're gonna find out why they call me one punch!
RoxyBlue
04-06-2010, 09:21 AM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HauntForum/Troma.jpg
How about a pie in the face, ya big lug? Wait a sec - dammit, I dropped the pie!
Goblin
04-06-2010, 04:19 PM
Hold that pose, Franki!
RoxyBlue
04-07-2010, 11:05 AM
Try this one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1.jpg
Goblin
04-07-2010, 02:09 PM
I told you your face would freeze that way!
RoxyBlue
04-07-2010, 04:19 PM
My God, what did you do to your hair!?!
Goblin
04-07-2010, 04:29 PM
......and that's how you scare away salesman, huh?
RoxyBlue
04-07-2010, 05:15 PM
Like mother, like daughter
Goblin
04-07-2010, 05:19 PM
Omigod! It's my mother-in-law.......back from the dead!
RoxyBlue
04-08-2010, 01:26 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1.jpg
Mary and Bertha's "Dueling Screamers with Candle" act was not exactly a hit with modern audiences
Goblin
04-08-2010, 04:38 PM
"Boogidy Boogidy Boo!"
STOLLOWEEN
04-08-2010, 07:03 PM
"I told you a $5.99 haircut was a bad idea!"
Goblin
04-08-2010, 07:07 PM
It's not so much your expression as it is that hair!
STOLLOWEEN
04-08-2010, 09:12 PM
"Come on baby light my fire!"
Goblin
04-08-2010, 09:26 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's Grandma back from dead!
Bone To Pick
04-09-2010, 07:22 PM
AAAAAAAHHH, I'm SORRY!!! I didn't know your nails were still wet!!
The Creepster
04-09-2010, 08:12 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1.jpg
With Pointed teeth and pointed ears:)
Evil Queen
04-09-2010, 08:32 PM
It only took 60 years but my face finally froze like this.
Goblin
04-09-2010, 08:59 PM
Maggie is reunited with her old babysitter
RoxyBlue
04-10-2010, 01:48 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1.jpg
No, no, child, get the hands up like this and really pull those lips back before screaming
Evil Queen
04-10-2010, 02:21 PM
I hear you have an appointment at the new beauty spa, I would cancel it.
Goblin
04-10-2010, 02:45 PM
The National Screaming contest was narrowed down to just two contestants
The Creepster
04-10-2010, 04:57 PM
I knew you should have gotten that tetanus shot
Goblin
04-10-2010, 05:15 PM
....and he went like THIS!
RoxyBlue
04-10-2010, 06:48 PM
Dammit, Grandma, stop jumping out at me like that!
Goblin
04-10-2010, 06:49 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooo!
Spooky1
04-11-2010, 09:40 PM
Those nails are a fright, you need a manicure!
Goblin
04-11-2010, 11:14 PM
This is how I greet door to door salesmen
Dark Star
04-12-2010, 10:12 AM
I told you NO candles in the house!!
Goblin
04-12-2010, 12:35 PM
This IS my happy face!
Goblin
04-13-2010, 01:17 PM
Time for a new pic.................
http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/aaol.jpg
RoxyBlue
04-13-2010, 02:16 PM
Shhh, I think I can hear your heart beating
Goblin
04-13-2010, 02:17 PM
Tell me the lastest gossip
RoxyBlue
04-14-2010, 10:15 AM
Peter - "Look, do you see that shadow moving in the corner over there?"
Boris - "No, but I do see the knots in your hair weave"
RoxyBlue
04-15-2010, 01:11 PM
Try this one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
RoxyBlue
04-15-2010, 01:12 PM
My God, I had no idea the final exam was going to take so long!
morbid mike
04-15-2010, 01:50 PM
do you think he's sleeping??? OMG should we wake him?
Spooky1
04-15-2010, 02:29 PM
Last thing he told me was he wanted to "bone up" for the test.
RoxyBlue
04-15-2010, 02:33 PM
Dammit, I told you kids NOT to play around with the experimental death ray in class!
Evil Queen
04-15-2010, 02:48 PM
He said he would never graduate.
morbid mike
04-15-2010, 02:49 PM
I didnt really mean I had a bone to pick with him
RoxyBlue
04-15-2010, 04:00 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
Maybe the flesh-eating beetle science project wasn't such a good idea.
Bone To Pick
04-15-2010, 04:46 PM
Look, I'm a ZIT!!!........Oh, is this a bad time?............
apetoes
04-15-2010, 05:05 PM
He jump right out of his skin when he heard there was going to be a pop quiz.
RoxyBlue
04-15-2010, 07:58 PM
OMG, is that...is that the star of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra?
Goblin
04-15-2010, 08:13 PM
I think he died in his sleep
Bone To Pick
04-15-2010, 08:21 PM
Dear Lord, this isn't a composition class, it's a DEcomposition class!!!
Goblin
04-15-2010, 08:22 PM
I think he's dead Jim
Spooky1
04-15-2010, 08:23 PM
When Mom said he could leave the table until he ate his vegetables, she wasn't kidding.
Goblin
04-15-2010, 08:25 PM
Does he look like he's not getting enough sleep to you?
Spooky1
04-15-2010, 11:23 PM
Who let the flesh eating beetles out of their cage?
Goblin
04-16-2010, 01:07 AM
I told him that weight loss program would kill him
RoxyBlue
04-16-2010, 10:17 AM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
You idiot, you were supposed to bring a corpsed bucky to this class!
Spooky1
04-16-2010, 02:22 PM
Teacher, there's a dead guy in my seat again.
Bone To Pick
04-16-2010, 05:38 PM
Boy he really WAS a rotten student!
Dr Morbius
04-16-2010, 06:03 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
"He said his dog ate his homework...and his lungs. And his liver. And his skin. And his...."
fravak
04-16-2010, 06:08 PM
If I hold the skin on my cheeks tight enough, it won't fall off like his did.
Bone To Pick
04-16-2010, 06:44 PM
Aaaaaahhhh!!! He's RUINED my homework!
Goblin
04-16-2010, 09:28 PM
Think we should wake him up?
Dr Morbius
04-17-2010, 02:21 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
After stealing Nancy's skin, the Epidermopholite alien was nearly caught when her face started to slide off.
Goblin
04-17-2010, 02:36 PM
No bones about it.....He's dead!
Joiseygal
04-18-2010, 08:08 AM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie6-1.jpg
Wait a minute was that water or acid I put in my husband's bath tub?
Dark Star
04-18-2010, 09:46 AM
I told her she needed to eat!!
Goblin
04-18-2010, 04:06 PM
I told you she was over dieting!
Spooky1
04-18-2010, 06:28 PM
So that's what happened to Karen Carpenter
Goblin
04-18-2010, 06:36 PM
I think it's Jimmy Hoffa!
Joiseygal
04-18-2010, 07:52 PM
Anyone want a McRib sandwich?
Goblin
04-18-2010, 07:56 PM
I've heard of being held over.....but this is ridiculous!
About time for a new pic.
Bone To Pick
04-20-2010, 01:13 PM
How about this one:
http://www.hauntforum.com/picture.php?albumid=311&pictureid=7145
Bone To Pick
04-20-2010, 01:30 PM
What do you mean Brad Pitt got the role instead of MY client?!!
Goblin
04-20-2010, 01:33 PM
SURPRISE! We're your blind dates!
RoxyBlue
04-20-2010, 04:24 PM
What have you done with this poor man's eyelids!?!
The Creepster
04-20-2010, 04:27 PM
What do you mean we can't go mommy?
RoxyBlue
04-20-2010, 04:43 PM
OMG, do you see that? An all-you-can-eat buffet!
Goblin
04-20-2010, 04:44 PM
Avon calling.......Buy or die!
Bone To Pick
04-20-2010, 07:17 PM
Sally, did you glue dog hair on your brother's chest again?!!
Goblin
04-20-2010, 09:52 PM
We're selling Ghoul Scout cookies.....wanna buy a box?
STOLLOWEEN
04-21-2010, 08:55 AM
Sadly the makeover he received from the Style Network didn't go quite as planned.
Goblin
04-21-2010, 12:29 PM
Omigod Igor.........CHICKS!
Spooky1
04-21-2010, 01:17 PM
How about this one:
http://www.hauntforum.com/picture.php?albumid=311&pictureid=7145
Because we're two wild and crazy guys!
Goblin
04-21-2010, 01:20 PM
Oh boy..........TWINKIES!
Bone To Pick
04-21-2010, 04:16 PM
Suck it up, Mongo, we've just GOT to win the staring contest!
Goblin
04-21-2010, 05:22 PM
The official winners of The Creepster and Mad Mike look alike contest!
Just kidding Guys! :D
Spooky1
04-21-2010, 05:56 PM
I've changed my mind, I don't think I want a bikini wax now.
Goblin
04-21-2010, 06:11 PM
Look Igor......It's the Ice Cream truck!
The Creepster
04-21-2010, 07:06 PM
Is that what we really look like? I thought it was a trick mirror
Goblin
04-21-2010, 07:21 PM
The chick on the left is MINE!
STOLLOWEEN
04-21-2010, 07:38 PM
What do ya mean this restaurant requires a coat and tie?
Goblin
04-21-2010, 07:41 PM
I'm in the mood for some McNuggetts, how about you?
STOLLOWEEN
04-21-2010, 10:36 PM
How about this one:
http://www.hauntforum.com/picture.php?albumid=311&pictureid=7145
The new mentoring program needed a little work.
Goblin
04-21-2010, 10:44 PM
Tag! You're it!
RoxyBlue
04-22-2010, 10:19 AM
Look, Ivan! Over there! Isn't that Britney Spears! Ooooohhh!!!!
Goblin
04-22-2010, 04:26 PM
I think the bathroom's this way!
RoxyBlue
04-23-2010, 10:31 AM
Shhhh, be vewy quiet. We're hunting wabbits!
Goblin
04-23-2010, 12:24 PM
OMIGOD! It's......Oprah Winfrey!
STOLLOWEEN
04-23-2010, 08:47 PM
Another case of taking "Casual Fridays" a little too far.
Bone To Pick
04-23-2010, 08:55 PM
Try to stay calm, Son. And keep holding on to your left nipple.
Goblin
04-23-2010, 10:34 PM
The blonde's your's!
Goblin
04-24-2010, 03:35 PM
Here's a new pic............
http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/MV5BMTY4ODg0MTAwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg
RoxyBlue
04-24-2010, 08:06 PM
Let's see now, go to the third tombstone from the gate, then count ten paces to the east...or was that west?
Goblin
04-24-2010, 09:33 PM
He went that away!
RoxyBlue
04-27-2010, 12:18 PM
Since the picture seems to have disappeared, try this one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-1.jpg
Goblin
04-27-2010, 12:19 PM
No I don't want any free dance lessons!
RoxyBlue
04-27-2010, 01:11 PM
"Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
RoxyBlue
04-27-2010, 02:04 PM
What do you mean, you can't have the pizza here in 30 minutes or less!?!?
Bone To Pick
04-27-2010, 02:18 PM
What's that? No, I DIDN'T superglue my hand to my face on purpose! Are you some sort of idio...................yes, I'll hold.....
howlin mad jack
04-27-2010, 03:22 PM
No it can't be true, your butt and my face are not a good match!!
Goblin
04-27-2010, 06:30 PM
Not tonight, I have a headache
Bone To Pick
04-27-2010, 06:59 PM
Oh Mother, why didn't you tell me it would be so scary-looking?!!
Goblin
04-27-2010, 07:02 PM
Damn those solicitors!
Spooky1
04-27-2010, 10:32 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-1.jpg
The call is coming from inside the house.
Goblin
04-27-2010, 10:50 PM
I can't hear you over all the music
RoxyBlue
04-28-2010, 10:26 AM
Is this 911? I need someone to come kill a spider in my room. What do you mean, that's not an emergency? It's a really BIG spider! I mean, really, it's...hello? Hello?
Goblin
04-28-2010, 11:59 AM
Hello......Is this Dial an obscene phone call?
Bone To Pick
04-28-2010, 06:36 PM
Hello Darling. I'm so sorry to disturb you at work. I just wanted check - is our bedroom closet is SUPPOSED to be on fire?
Goblin
04-28-2010, 07:05 PM
The Burglar sends his love dear
Bone To Pick
04-28-2010, 08:36 PM
He says he wants to get to second base tonight, Marge. Should I shoot him?
Goblin
04-28-2010, 08:45 PM
For the last time........WRONG NUMBER!
The Creepster
04-30-2010, 10:48 AM
You said 30 minuets or less...someone owes me a free pizza
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-1.jpg
RoxyBlue
04-30-2010, 10:53 AM
Doctor, I need your help. I keep slapping myself!
Goblin
04-30-2010, 12:52 PM
No! No! No! This is NOT Dolly Parton's house!
Dr Morbius
04-30-2010, 02:05 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-1.jpg
"...Ok, is your finger in your ear?"
"Yes."
"All the way?"
"Yes."
"Now wiggle it."
"Oooo. I just felt a shock along my nerve."
"Ok, now let's try shoving it up your nose."
"Are you sure you are a real Doctor?"
Goblin
04-30-2010, 05:35 PM
Howling Mad WHO?????????????
Bone To Pick
04-30-2010, 05:44 PM
Yes...I keep clapping, but the lights won't go off!
RoxyBlue
04-30-2010, 07:38 PM
Hello, is this 911 again? Would you send someone out to clean my windows? They're horrifyingly dirty because that shlep of a maid just won't clean them properly, and I'm about to host a dinner party for several VERY important people, and...hello? Hello?
Goblin
04-30-2010, 08:50 PM
I'm calling to tell you I have a splitting headache....that's what!
Goblin
05-02-2010, 07:53 PM
Time for a new pic.............
http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/MV5BMTM5NDMxMDYxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg
RoxyBlue
05-03-2010, 10:37 AM
Look into my eyes! Now say "Polly want a cracker, Polly wanna cracker".
I'm a raven, you idiot!
Spooky1
05-03-2010, 11:19 AM
Mmmmm, Crazy Glued myself to a bird. Now how am i going to get out of this one.
Goblin
05-03-2010, 01:03 PM
Say that again and I'll rip your stupid head off!
Dr Morbius
05-03-2010, 03:10 PM
http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/MV5BMTM5NDMxMDYxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg
"You're not a chicken, but close enough!"
Goblin
05-03-2010, 03:15 PM
Leonard Chirpz, famous bird hypnotist at work!
Dr Morbius
05-04-2010, 01:38 AM
What happened to the image?
Goblin
05-04-2010, 02:37 AM
What happened to the image?
I think Photobucket had problems. It's back now
RoxyBlue
05-05-2010, 10:26 AM
Hmmm, yes, that left lens does appear to be a little cloudy
Goblin
05-05-2010, 12:26 PM
...and when you awaken you will think you're an elephant!
Dr Morbius
05-05-2010, 02:01 PM
http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/goblin1313/MV5BMTM5NDMxMDYxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg
"No....YOU nevermore!"
Goblin
05-05-2010, 02:05 PM
I've never danced with a bird before
Bone To Pick
05-05-2010, 05:57 PM
Yer not going ANYWHERE til you pay yer bill.
Goblin
05-05-2010, 08:11 PM
I ordered bats not a stupid raven
RoxyBlue
05-05-2010, 08:40 PM
How about this one?:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie1-1.jpg
Goblin
05-05-2010, 08:56 PM
......and you wrote all the ingredients on here?
RoxyBlue
05-07-2010, 10:23 AM
Grandma, can you tell me what this word is written here?
Um, that's your name, dear.
morbid mike
05-07-2010, 10:24 AM
no sir you most definitely cant see my boob's
Goblin
05-07-2010, 01:14 PM
.....and in 200 easy payments of 398.00 a month the car is all your's!
Dr Morbius
05-09-2010, 01:17 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie1-1.jpg
"...So you see, according to this contract since you haven't paid you bill I'm going to have to take back that artificial hip now. And you need to quit sending us Hymnals. We only take cash."
Dr Morbius
05-09-2010, 01:19 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie1-1.jpg
"..and when I flip the pages real quick, you can see his pants drop and see his..."
"Oh you ARE a nasty man!"
Goblin
05-09-2010, 01:56 PM
Once you sign these papers you'll own your own website
Dr Morbius
05-11-2010, 02:19 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie1-1.jpg
"Look, just pop you dentures in here, will ya? They're nasty. They stink. I'll clean them for you."
morbid mike
05-11-2010, 02:58 PM
sign here in blood please relinquishing your soul to me
Goblin
05-11-2010, 03:03 PM
My autograph? It'll cost ya ten grand!
Haunted Hot Sauce
05-11-2010, 05:01 PM
When there's too much pollen in the air and I blow my nose....see?
Goblin
05-11-2010, 07:00 PM
Thank you ladies. You just sold me your bodies as Halloween props!
RoxyBlue
05-16-2010, 11:26 PM
New one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
RoxyBlue
05-16-2010, 11:32 PM
OMG, you put ANCHOVIES on my pizza again!
Goblin
05-17-2010, 02:45 AM
Who ordered the dead rat pizza?
Spooky1
05-17-2010, 04:28 PM
Leftovers again!
CB_Christmas
05-17-2010, 04:36 PM
"why are we using my good china?!?!?!?!"
Spooky1
05-17-2010, 05:09 PM
How can I eat this if you don't have any Grey Poupon!
Spooky1
05-17-2010, 05:10 PM
New one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
This shouldn't be moving, should it?
Goblin
05-17-2010, 05:36 PM
Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
CB_Christmas
05-17-2010, 07:53 PM
"how many times do I have to tell you that I don't like beets!?!?!?!?!"
Goblin
05-17-2010, 09:02 PM
What the #@$@& is this crap???????
RoxyBlue
05-17-2010, 09:32 PM
Dammit! The cook used my cymbal to cover the food again!
Goblin
05-18-2010, 01:55 AM
Oh no! Dark Star's been cooking again!
morbid mike
05-18-2010, 08:07 AM
I wanted monkey brains no this crap!!!!
Goblin
05-18-2010, 11:49 AM
Say that again and I'll hit you in the head with this!
Dr Morbius
05-18-2010, 01:25 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
Helen was more than disappointed when a cloud cover rolled in just when she was trying to reflect the sunlight from the window to reheat her food.
Dr Morbius
05-18-2010, 01:29 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
Helen: "Waiter! there's a TWIG in my food!
Waiter: " My apologies, I'll inform the 'branch' manager!"
Dr Morbius
05-18-2010, 01:35 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
Helen: Waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: Yes. He probably committed 'insecticide'."
Dr Morbius
05-18-2010, 01:41 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
Helen: "Waiter! this food isn't fit for a PIG!"
Waiter: "You're right...I'll bring you some that is."
RoxyBlue
05-18-2010, 01:53 PM
LOL, OMG, Doc, you are on a ROLL today:googly:
Dr Morbius
05-18-2010, 02:05 PM
LOL, OMG, Doc, you are on a ROLL today:googly:
Thanks Roxy! Segue's nicely to the next joke:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie1-4.jpg
Helen: "Waiter! There's a fly on my roll!"
Waiter: "That's because he hates soup."
Goblin
05-18-2010, 02:35 PM
You call this BREAKFAST?????????
Spooky Chick
05-18-2010, 05:09 PM
Why oh why can't you people understand you can not serve RED wine with fish!!!
RoxyBlue
05-18-2010, 05:17 PM
Yo, waiter! This was supposed to be an order of fajitas!
Goblin
05-18-2010, 06:57 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........YUCK?
RoxyBlue
05-21-2010, 01:48 PM
New one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie-6.jpg
morbid mike
05-21-2010, 06:30 PM
just a little sip will do....my dear muhahahahaah (photo is DS in black and nameless character in pj's)
Goblin
05-21-2010, 07:38 PM
Just shut up and drink it!
morbid mike
05-22-2010, 07:45 AM
Ummmmmm! do you want to play doctor heheheheehheheehehehhehe!!! tickle fight giggle giggle
RoxyBlue
05-22-2010, 03:18 PM
Hey, these tea leaves say...you're a MAN!
Spooky1
05-22-2010, 05:15 PM
New one:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guessmovie-6.jpg
How many of these will I need to drink before you look attractive?
Goblin
05-22-2010, 07:11 PM
The more I drink the sexier you look!
RoxyBlue
05-22-2010, 08:17 PM
Hey, there's a hole in the side of this cup
I know (giggle). I put it there. It's a homemade dribble cup. I'm going to sneak it into the camp counselor's bathroom (giggle).
You're not very mature, are you?
Goblin
05-22-2010, 11:29 PM
It's a liquid laxative!
Spooky1
06-05-2010, 08:55 PM
Time for a new pic
http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq325/SpookyTJ/Haunt%20Forum%20Movie%20Pics/bowl.jpg
Is this how the ancient Greeks hot tubbed?
Goblin
06-06-2010, 01:53 AM
All the water leaked out!
RoxyBlue
06-11-2010, 10:26 AM
Maybe this one will be a little easier to caption:
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie12.jpg
RoxyBlue
06-11-2010, 10:26 AM
God, how I hate Match.com!
morbid mike
06-11-2010, 12:23 PM
Sonny I told you skiing is not your sport......shut it Cher
RoxyBlue
06-11-2010, 12:51 PM
Okay, my parents are on the way over for dinner. When they get here, just try to act normal and maybe they won't notice the blood on your shirt.
Goblin
06-11-2010, 01:43 PM
Pinch my butt again and next time I'll really get mean!
Dr Morbius
06-11-2010, 02:54 PM
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/bontom/HF%20Movie%20Pictures/guesshorrormovie12.jpg
"Soooooo...was it good for you?"
Spooky1
06-11-2010, 03:07 PM
Did you wash your hands before dinner, Bruno?
RoxyBlue
06-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Dammit, John, was it too much to ask you to clean up after slaughtering the pigs!?!
Goblin
06-11-2010, 08:35 PM
I think you're gonna need stitches for that head wound Charlie
morbid mike
06-11-2010, 09:25 PM
O..M..G.. U..R such like a pig like get a towel or something like GROSS!!!
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