Caption This Pix!

[Sinister]

Redux of New game here, folks! It's simple: just do what I have been doing in the pix games, except for the guessing I'll post a pix, and you give it a quote. We go on until it can be quoted no longer. Anyone is free to post a pix for forum approval and no actual quotes from the movie it comes from.

This time around lets keep the sexual content to a bare minimum. I blame myself for the first time, because with that particular pix, there wasn't any place to go but in the gutter. :(

Here goes the first in the Caption This Pix v. 2.0:

"Well, will ya lookit that! The new Spray N' Wash does get stains out of clothes better than Oxy-Clean!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/alien.jpg

[Fangs]

"Man its a good thing we didn't have the fried chicken last night!"

[Wyatt Furr]

You would be in pain too,if your spleen just fell out. Durn,what did I just step in....

[Sickie Ickie]

"Gee...This Great Stuff prop sure looks realistic!"

[heresjohnny]

"He ate the fish..."

[SpookyDude]

"Think he can feel me rummaging through his pockets?"

[grim reaper]

"hey 3 debit cards an $50 dollars in hes wallet, where eatin good tonight "

[TearyThunder]

It was monster mud not cookie dough but I think you will survive!

[grim reaper]

"goddamn i told him not to eat that radioactive chicken but wadid he do he gun an ate it "

[SpookyDude]

"gooochie goochie cooo!"
"Hahaha no please stop..hahahh!"

[heresjohnny]

No, look, his nose hairs are growing... RUN!

[DeathTouch]

All right boys, spread out! I got some doctoring to do!

Curly, give the scalpel! No, lamebrain, the other scalpel.

Boink!

Hey, Moe, you can’t use a scalpel on him, he has goiter. Try the pliers instead.
Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

[Dr Morbius]

Can I have your CD player when you die?

[heresjohnny]

These 2 are backwards! No wonder he is not working!

[Sinister]

"Damn. I guess telling Jim in a restaurant that his wife is cheating on him with his dad was the wrong place to do it."

[Dr Morbius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/alien.jpg

No! The ARM bone is connected to the shoulder bone! The SHOULDER Bo...Oh here let me do it.

[heresjohnny]

You didn't have to hit him that hard!

[SuFiKitten77]

What do you mean he is still alive? I need those kidneys .. start cutting!

[Fangs]

Take it easy. We'll just have to take it out through your stomach.

[heresjohnny]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/alien.jpg
Wait, I'll grab it...on second thought, you grab it.

[Sickie Ickie]

"Damnitt Jim, I'm a doctor, not a...oh...wait..."

[PrettyGhoul]

um...what is this doohickey for again?

[DeathTouch]

Oh God Dr. He has been Playing Xbox for 2 stright days. I think it is hopeless but we have to try to help him. I am going to try to take the controller out of his hand. Someone watch my back. Mrs. Tee Hee, you take the Hoo Hoo from his under his arm pit. Mr Magoo, you beep his nose. Maybe if he thinks he is the Xbox controller he will release the controller from his hand. Do it now Mr. Magoo! Beeeeeep. Damn it, it didn't work. "I would piss on Xbox's power supply if it would do any good", said Mr Magoo. Damn it Mr. Magoo, this isn't time for jokes.

[DeathTouch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/alien.jpg

Alas, poor Tommy has eaten the witch’s apple and will sleep for a million years. But if you kiss him, he will awaken from his slumber. Ok, I will do it said Jake. (Big Kiss) Hey! He didn’t wake up and I am feeling really sleepy. (Jake falls over asleep) Alas, poor Tommy and Jake have fallen pray to the witch evil spell. If you give them both a kiss Sue, they will awaken from their slumber and the evil witch’s spell will be broken. Ok, I will do it said Sue. (Big kiss on both men) Hey! That didn’t work, and I am feeling really sleepy (Sue falls to the ground asleep) Alas, poor Tommy, Jake, and Sue have fallen pray to the evil witch’s spell. If I give them each a kiss, the evil witch’s spell will be broken………

[grapegrl]

Joe, you're taking the cancellation of 7th Heaven awfully hard, don't you think?

[Mr Unpleasant]

Push!.....Push!.......Push!

You did this to me you Bastard!

[TearyThunder]

Where did you hide the money!!!

[PrettyGhoul]

"You know this really isn't working. Can we try again on a fresh patient?"

[Skrew2nite]

The first one to passout at the party...get some shaving cream and a sharpie its time for some payback.

[slightlymad]

Really circumcision doesnt hurt a bit

[DeathTouch]

And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit
(Little shop of Horrrors)

[Sinister]

"Okay Han, when all those pissed off ninja's come running around the corner you jump out and tackle them with that Kung-Fu shit you know and I'll get your back!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/bigtrouble.jpg

[DeathTouch]

How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?

I never shot nobody I didn't have to.

That was not the question. How many?

Uh... shot or killed?

Oh, let's restrict it to "killed" so we may have a manageable figure

[BuriedAlive]

Reply for the 1st pic
"Don't you see it?"
See what?"
"The dot, the red dot."
"Where?"
"Right there, look closer."

[Hellrazor]

do you smell that?

Ya sorry dude, Im scared....

[DeathTouch]

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

[Hellrazor]

Wtf????

[krypt]

do you see them ?
no sorry im blind
then why in the hell are you holding the gun!

[Sinister]

"Hey Rick, think I can shoot those one of those lions over there with my new paint ball gun?"

[HibLaGrande]

:Narration:
Yoshi begins to feel ill when he notices that the right eye of the heavily armed lunatic grows to twice its normal size.

[Sickie Ickie]

Here's one from one of my fave movies
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h231/Sickie_Ickie/killerklowns.jpg

[Sickie Ickie]

"What do you mean my boyfriend's strange?"

[HibLaGrande]

:Narration::

Jenny presents her new sex toy the "Happy Snapper" to the marketing department.

[slightlymad]

And the parents were so disappointed with the woman he brought home.

[Sickie Ickie]

"Hey Joe!...He wants to know what do you call it when you cross a clown with a snake???..."

[HibLaGrande]

Doctor, are you sure that that is an endoscopy probe?

[slightlymad]

What do you mean cross species problem?

[Sickie Ickie]

Hib: ROFLMAO!!!!

[DeathTouch]

Tony Montana: "Say hello to my little friend!"

Tony Montana: " In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

Tony Montana: "Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?" "Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that

[Wyatt Furr]

Gawd,my blind date is such a clown

[kevin242]

"Well, you told me that you wanted a little head... so what's the problem?"

[Sinister]

"Seriously guys...is this what I really looked like after I got back from the frat house party last night?"

[HibLaGrande]

"pssst,hey you, can I have one of those necklaces?"

[Sinister]

"You know Mr. Giggles...I've got to stop seeing you. My parents and boyfriend are starting to get suspicious..."

[DeathTouch]

Target 200 yards and closing sir. Dive Dive Dive! Torpedos loaded sir! Prepare to fire on my order private. I I sir! FIRE! Firing Torpdeos sir! Its a hit! She is going down. Its a fine day at sea Capt.

[Sickie Ickie]

LMAO!!!! Good one Deathtouch!

[HibLaGrande]

Heres one.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a228/HibLaGrande/braindie_shot2l.jpg

"Can you hear me now?"

[Sinister]

"Uh...Harry? I like a little kink as well as the next person, but you aren't going to leave me in this are you? Harry? Harry, where are you going? Put that money back in my purse! Harry...get back here! HAAAAARRY!!!"

[HibLaGrande]

Lol :d...... LOL :D

[Sickie Ickie]

"Hi Flying Nun...er...we have some good news and some bad news...."

[Dr Morbius]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a228/HibLaGrande/braindie_shot2l.jpg
"I think I may be taking these Botox treatments a little too far."

[DeathTouch]

Oh, no. There is that guy again. If he asks me one more time if this face is taken, than I am going to scream. Why do men have to act like such pigs all the time?

[Sickie Ickie]

Krough speaking: "And so with a little paper mache over this styrofoam base the prop is really beginning to take shape..."

[HibLaGrande]

:: Darth Vaders mom::

[kevin242]

"Oh My God! This like, totally makes me look fat!"

[TearyThunder]

Oh no, now how am I supposed to go to the bathroom!

[Wyatt Furr]

You promised Doc Frankenstien,Now where is the body of Pamela Anderson,That body looks like,(GASP) Roseanne!!!!

[Fangs]

"You put it where? When i get outta here i'm gonna make you wish you were never born."

[Fangs]

"Its over there on that shelf. No, No, the other shelf. Do I have to show you?"

[Mr Unpleasant]

I know I wanted to boost my psychic abilities....but I should've quit while I was a Head

[DeathTouch]

Boy! I must say this Ipod gets good sound. But why does it have to be a pain in the neck to program?

[Da Weiner]

"I can't feel my legs!!!!"

[lewlew]

"Today on the Food Network, we're going to be cooking..."

[Da Weiner]

I'm the brains in the family.

[HibLaGrande]

George,couldn't you have just used a quartz crystal for your radio project ?

[lewlew]

New pic
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/frankenstein/IIIB2.jpg

[SuFiKitten77]

Just alittle nip and tuck, and no one will ever notice those hideous bolts again

[Sickie Ickie]

"...Clip Clip here, Clip Clip there, We give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!..."

[DeathTouch]

Ahhh, Mrs. Jones, your plastic surgery is complete. I never have had a problem with a sex changes operation before Mrs. Jones, but I really had a problem finding a good place to put your right boob; am really into recycling old parts you know. Maybe next time you could be a little more specific about which character from the James Whale's Frankenstein movie you would most like to look like.

[Dr Morbius]

New pic
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/frankenstein/IIIB2.jpg
My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.

[Mr Unpleasant]

The crew from Queer Eye get Franky ready for his blind date with that streaky haired gal from down the way.

[Da Weiner]

Makeup!!!!!

[Sickie Ickie]

LOL unpleasant!

[HibLaGrande]

"If yous don't tell me what I wants to know, see, I'ma gonna poke this pencil into your eyeball!". "Tuff guy eh?, OK... Charlie, ram that stick under his finger nail!"

[Sinister]

*All speaking parts lisped*

"Frankie...honey, you just have the best cuticles I have ever seen! They're even nicer than that darling thing that came in here with those purple speedos yesterday!"

"Child please! it's the Monroe mole thingy here that sets it all off...yes it does!"

[Spooklights]

These Botox injections will make you look 100 years younger-I guarantee it!

[HibLaGrande]

New pic
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/frankenstein/IIIB2.jpg

"BZZZZZ here comes the plane, open up, and say ahhhh! ... That's not working OK Cliff break his pinky finger!"

[HibLaGrande]

:: Unknown to the Dr. Frankenstien and Igor, Poop-deck Pappy was peeking through the small cellar window. soon he would return with the angry villagers ::

[DeathTouch]

X O
X O
X

Holly cow Dr. Kevorkian I almost didn't win that one. Lets play one more!

[Sinister]

"I don't care HOW far some of you dirt scratching farmers have travelled! Jessica Simpson is NOT coming out of this trailer until the whole lot of you go home and TAKE A SHOWER!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/dawn.jpg

[krypt]

ok boys whos first

[DeathTouch]

How many of you are “Sure” about your deodorant? Ahhhy, I see. All of you?
Now how many would have sex with a goat? Ahhh, I might have known.
And which one of you farted? OH, just never mind.

[Sickie Ickie]

I have such a hang over...

[kevin242]

Ving Rhames as Mr. Wallace, "When you gone, you stay gone... or you be gone... You lost all your LA priviliges."

DOTD KICKS ASS!

[HibLaGrande]

"stay away from the brown acid!"

[Sinister]

"Will you freaks just go home already? We're not passing out anymore cheese boxes today!"

[bodybagged]

"WOW MAN!!!!!!! Your hands are really soft!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/hillbilliechic1978/frank.jpg

[Sinister]

"If I have to tell you one more time to turn it from the 24 hour Macarena station, I'll blow your goddamn brains out!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/crow.jpg

[Omega]

"I haven't had my fix in hours so I will blow your teeth out the back of your head if you don't turn into this Taco Bell."

[HibLaGrande]

"take me to the corner of 34th and Vine! Vodoo women done gave me some bad mojo, I ain't down with kissin' no cops..dig? Now put the hammer down fore I light that turd hagin outchore' mouth!"

[HibLaGrande]

:: Don't pick up tranny hookers ::

[ScareFX]

"I said tell me I'm beautiful."

[HibLaGrande]

"Take me to the psycho clown convention....NOW! And no funny business!"

[Mr Unpleasant]

Drive Bitch...I'm late for Wrestlemania!

[Sinister]

"Yeah, I got me that watergun that shoots jelly off the Island of Misfit Toys. That ear shot was just a warning. The next squirt goes in your eye if you give me any shit about it!"

[DeathTouch]

So Viny, my wife was telling me that odds are you are safer taking a taxi than driving yourself to the grocery store. Can you believe that stuff Viny? Yea, I can’t believe it myself either. She also told me that odds are you are more likely to be shot out of a canon at the horse track while smoking a pack of luckys, than being robed by a clown with a hand gun and a bomb strapped to his chest. Can you believe what comes outta the mouths of women now a days?

[lewlew]

Slappy the Clown finally snaps after having one too many buckets of confetti thrown at him.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

"Lucky Strikes are my favorites, but not yours"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/crow.jpg

[Sinister]

"HOLY SHIT BABY! I just said 'Hi' to you at Matt's party that didn't mean you could move in with me!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/demon_movie_monster_12.jpg

[DeathTouch]

Damn it Michael Jackson! When I am finished in here you can go next. Please shut the damn door I am dropping wolf bait in here. Wait, do you have a match Michael?

[lewlew]

" Oh Doctor...Mrs. Johnson is here for her annual teeth cleaning."

[HibLaGrande]

"I'm Rick James Bitch!"

[DeathTouch]

Timmy, who is at the door!? Is that Michael Jackson at the door again. Tell him we gave at the office and that we don't have his son! And tell him he can't sleep over any more!

[Sinister]

"JESUS H. CHRIST! HOW MANY MORE (ungh) TIMES... HAVE I GOT TELL YOU... I'M (ugh) OUT OF CANDY?!? YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HERE... HOURS AGO(ugnh) WITH THE OTHER TRICK OR TREATERS!!!"

[bodybagged]

"You told me you were done with coke! Your breakin my heart!"
"It's was a powered dougnut! I swear!"

[HibLaGrande]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/demon_movie_monster_12.jpg

" I was on my back from the cosmetic surgereeeheee, and thought I would see if little billeeeheee would be interested in coming back with meeeehee to neverland... I have a ticket for him cha......he can ride for freeeeheee!"

[Sinister]

Holy shit! That was a wet one...AND I'M WEARING WHITE!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/poot.jpg

[Mr Unpleasant]

Halloween in China: Everyone goes as the Karate Kid

[DeathTouch]

We replaced this ordinary Chinese yodeling Karate hog caller’s mouthwash with new improved Listerine, which has new antiseptic for fighting bad breath. Let’s see what happens. “Here pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig, sueie, pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig, little old lady whooooooooooooooo. Pig pig pig pig pig pig pig!” As you can see, Listerine wins fist down. No more stinky breath for you Mr. Chinese yodeling Karate hog caller you!

[Mr Unpleasant]

http://redactie01.wm.kennisnet.nl/MediaProvider/img/125531.jpeg Fabulous!

[Sinister]

Alright MU and DT...you have totally lost me...:confused:

[DeathTouch]

http://redactie01.wm.kennisnet.nl/MediaProvider/img/125531.jpeg Fabulous!

Oh, my God that is what I was thinking before hand Mr. Unpleasant. I couldn't think what that damn gum was so I changed it to Listerine. LOL.

[grapegrl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/poot.jpg

"Behold my man-boobs! Watch...I can make them 'dance'!"

[DeathTouch]

Everybody be quiet, he is about to start. shhhh Shhhhh

Memory (Singing)
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
It was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again ..........................................

[Fangs]

Just keep smiling, just keep smiling,

[Fangs]

Lets see you hold up this stupid empty box, if my arm didn't hurt so bad i'd...... Just keep smiling,

[Mr Unpleasant]

In keeping with the true spirit of Hollywood...China elects it's own governator

[bodybagged]

"Behold my man-boobs! Watch...I can make them 'dance'!"
Behold my buttocks! Watch it dance as well! OH OH OH YEAH! LOOK AT THEM GO!!!!!!!!"

[DeathTouch]

Damn you power rangers. You have defeated me for the last time. Now you will pay with your lifes. Get them buttock zord and Man-boobsrSore! Get them now! Go go go power rangers!

[Mr Unpleasant]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/daboes/crap/poot.jpg

[HibLaGrande]

Youshi-san, noticing that all his class mates are watching him, is suddenly gripped with overwhelming fear and freezes in horror as he realises he has come to school half naked again.

[Dr Morbius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/poot.jpg
Which one of you cut my hair when I was sleeping? I wanna know now!..NOW, NOW, NOW!

[Fangs]

You want me to put that where?

[Sinister]

Sang-Dang, having bested all opponents in Mortal Kombat, was understandably upset when he realized his final adversary in the tournament was none other than Godzilla himself!

[DeathTouch]

…And now back to your program already in progress; Monk bowling for dollars, with your host Wink Mondale.

Hello folks, Wink here at Monk bowling for dollars. We have Long-duck-dong stepping up at the foul line. He is doing a fine job by knocking down a total of 23 monks today. Isn’t that right Ted? Why yes Wink. That donger really knows how to bowl. Here he goes. He is ready for the shot. He takes steady aim. Those monks really look nervous don’t they Wink? Yea, they do Ted. Oh, here he goes. The ball is rolling. Ahhha, wow, he got all of that one Ted! Unbelievable. You can tell the donger knows he got all of that. Look at the excited expression on is face! Man, and look at all those Monks. I have not seen so many Monks on their asses since the last Kwai Chang Caine festative.

[Lazario]

What are you all staring at? I am the prettiest princess in all the land. I am, I am, I am, I am, I am!! Ah, I see a patch of dandilions over there. I'll join you all later for my coronation celebration. Toodles!

[Wyatt Furr]

Second Guy from the right,(Nanki-poo) says,"Peeuueee, someone must of ate a bad plate of sushi." Third guy from right,Pish-Tush) says, "Holy mother of Mikado, he's gearing up to let another on fly,hold your breath,everyone" First guy on right,(Dim-Sum),says,"This is the weirdest pajama party I have ever been too"

[Fangs]

<skinny guy on right> Whats so great about him, i can do that in my sleep. Besides i have something he doesn't have, ..... What was i thinking again?

[Sickie Ickie]

Na-hishi San is the next actor to audition for the chinese version of "The Hulk."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww...."

[Sinister]

"Ho ho ho! Don't mind my sister over here, she ain't got no sense of humor about nothin'! Why, she's still steamed about that time I caught her making out with our cousin, Hortense and posted the pictures on the 'Net!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/flash-gordon-c.jpg

[Dr Morbius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/flash-gordon-c.jpg
.....And that's the story of my FIFTH affair with a hot blonde! Ohhhh my wife is completely clueless!...She never knows what the hell is going on! ....Hahaha...hehe...heh...what. She's standing right behind me, isn't she.

[krypt]

Why does'nt he clean out his ears! Theres enough wax in there to make bee's jealous.

[Sinister]

Lena was shocked speechless when she realized that the bird who suddenly winked at her from the confines of Carl's beard was none other than one of the magpies of Heckle and Jeckle fame.

[Wyatt Furr]

As Veronica enters the room in a stunning green ensemble, She spys Bluto talking to the new girl, Climatica."How DARE he bring another girl to the Mascarade Ball and Bowl-a-thon."she hisses.Climatica, unaware of Veronica's arrival, is amazed and repulsed at Bruno's ability to fart the Star Spangled Banner." She would later remark to her Magic Mirror,"I dont think we're in Kansas, anymore."

[Mr Unpleasant]

What's in my wallet...wouldn't you like to know!

[HibLaGrande]

"Hey ,the doc says I got a serious case of ball worms"

"yeah I may be part man but I still like to shit on cars"

[grapegrl]

We've replaced Mongo's normally passive female companion with a high-strung hosebeast prone to hissy fits...let's see if he notices...

[Fangs]

You did not just say that, you moron, you did not just say that, she is behind us. Thats right, just keep giggling you winged freak.

[Sinister]

"Lord have mercy! If I were as ugly as he was, I would have jumped off that ten story building too!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/ghosts.jpg

[grapegrl]

the last thing a Hallowe'en M&M sees...

[Lazario]

Goth-am's Greed

[HibLaGrande]

To his horror Gor-Gor has dropped his wallet in the toilet again.

[turtle2778]

NERDS NIGHTMARE...THEYRE ALWAYS COMING TO GET YOU

[Wyatt Furr]

Slowly, Glinda opened her eyes." Oh Oz-poop, I HATE IT when my bubble bursts over Zombie Country"."Hey you with the bad teeth,stop drooling on the gown,it's new."

[Fangs]

My Prince, you have awakened me! Now which one of you handsome buggers kissed me? Tee Hee! :>

[kevin242]

"I got dibs on the spleen!"
"Heeey, I wanted that!"
"You can have the liver instead."
"But you always get the spleen! Why can't I have the spleen? I'm gonna tell Mom. MOMMY!"
"Shh, ok, ok. you can have it, But I get the brains."
"But you always get the brains..."

[DeathTouch]

Man Tim, That party was a blast last night. I woke up this morning next to this hot chick. Man, what a night, and morning if you get my drift. So, Tim, what about you? I noticed you are walking funny; did you also wake up to a hot chick too? Well, funny you should ask Bob…….

[Fangs]

Do you think its still warm? Guess we'll soon find out!

[Sinister]

"Have you seen this new crazy ass show here called Celebrity Cat Fight? This episode has Rosie O' Donnell squaring off against Paris Hilton!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/high_fidelity_11.jpg

[Wyatt Furr]

Dude,your boring as hell.You will never get on "America's Got Talent",and stop pretending your wearing a hand puppet.Its just creepy....

[DeathTouch]

Wonder Twin Powers Activate. Form of, Bruce Springsteen.

[grapegrl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/high_fidelity_11.jpg

Guy on the right: "...now that chick who works across the way at SuperPretzel...boy would I like to get me some of that! BEE-YOINGG!!!"

Guy on the left: He's so cute and he doesn't even know I exist. *sigh* I'll just hump the counter...maybe he won't notice.

[Sinister]

"Jesus Christ I never had to run from a store before! Those employees at Home Depot will do anything to sell some worthless, marked down Poulan chainsaws!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/texas.jpg

[Koumajutsu]

"Damn! Tommy got the chainsaw! The hell if I'll let Bill get to the Quad Damage first!"

[Dr Morbius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/SinistersRealm/texas.jpg
"Wait! I haven't finished telling you guys about our Jehovah's Witness' Chainsaw-through-Sin Charity drive!"

[Spooklights]

WAIT! COME BACK! The surgeon is ready for you now!

[DeathTouch]

Damn postal workers union! I left my package back at the postal office too. Can you go get it Johnny?

[Beepem]

"Oops"

[Wyatt Furr]

Was our Audition for American Idol THAT bad?
I cant believe they let Simon Cowell operate a mechanical device unsupervised.

[Dr Morbius]

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"But I AM a lumberjack! I AM OK!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"OK!...I'm going to throw you guys this running chainsaw...Go LONG!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Red light!...ok, Green light-Red light!....Red light!..I said RED LIGHT!!!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"OK...We haven't eaten in three days, we barely escaped with our lives and we're being chased by a chainsaw wielding maniac..but you know what the good news is, Sheryl?" "No Donny. What?" " I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Hehe..you think that retard saw us leave a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep before we rang the bell and ran?"

[grapegrl]

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Silas McFeely has had it with people ignoring his "No Soliciting" sign.

[lewlew]

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Celebrity Fit Club takes a nasty turn.

[grapegrl]

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Celebrity Fit Club takes a nasty turn.

LMAO!

[Sinister]

"Uh...Dad...this may be just me...but something just seems terribly wrong with sitting watching a Disney flick with your old man and saying how we would have felt up the boobies of that blonde chick in the principal's office."

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[DeathTouch]

Are you ready Bobby?
Ok, let’s up begin.
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the kitchen wall
Swoosh! went the fan
And made the spider fall
Off went the fan
No longer did it blow
So the itsy bitsy spider
Back up the wall did go.

Ok, Bobby, can you goto bed now? You are freaking 38 years old and still live with your old man. I need some sleep damn it, got to bed. And stop drinking my beer!

[Dr Morbius]

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...And so the 2nd annual "Invisible Pet Club" begins with the petting of invisible pets.

[Sinister]

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"We got the hand-jive goin' on, Homes...so all we need are some gold chains and hood rats and we can be gangsta pimp daddies?"

[Koumajutsu]

"So, I'm gonna play a pirate? and I'm supposed to move like... this?"

[DeathTouch]

"Live Long & Prosper" How the hell does he get his hand that way. I can't do it. Why can't they just shake hands like everyone else? Let me try. "Live Long & Prosper father." Damn it, I can't get my hands like that. Damn Vulcans.

[DeathTouch]

Paper, Rock, or sissors. 1...2....3.....Damn another tie.

[Wyatt Furr]

Dont think so hard you young fool,playing AIR PIANO is an art.Relax and go with the music in your head.That's it.Ok,now we will try, "Superecalifragilisticexpalidoius"

[Koumajutsu]

Cause this is THRILLLAH... THRILLLAH NIGHT!....

[lewlew]

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Grandpa! This Simon Says thing was great when I was five but enough already! Sheesh!

[grapegrl]

"You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..."

[lewlew]

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"Hey! From down here I can see ......"

[Sinister]

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"SWEET JESUS! When Henrietta said she was going to set me up with a couple of freaks tonight, she really meant it--LITERALLY!"

[Sinister]

"Your legs will be ready to eat in a half hour...I'm sorry we had to have them for dinner tonight honey. You know I wanted us to eat that midget, but I can't find him..."

[Lady Nyxie]

At last, not the shortest person in the room!

[Wyatt Furr]

As she desends the stairs, Dorothy sings...
"I cannot tell what this land may be,it does'nt look like Kansas to me.
To rapidly fall out of the sky,and not tell Aunt Em, goodbye."

[Dr Morbius]

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"I'm sorry, Kenny, but I told you I wouldn't go out with you unless you wore the R2D2 suit!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"My gosh! From the waist down, you look just like my ex-husband!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Well, I could always introduce you as my half-brother from cleveland.."

[Dr Morbius]

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"I hope you appreciate this date Dorothy, the limo cost me an arm and a leg..Ok two legs..Just get in the damn car!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Im sorry I'm late, Linda, but a funny thing happened to me when I passed the tiger cage.."

[Dr Morbius]

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"Did I mention I'm a leg man?"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Ohhhh you look like a cute little football!..Mind if I punt you?"

[Dr Morbius]

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"My God, Frank you scared me!..I thought you were Stumpy!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Ever since I lost my legs, elevators smell very different to me now!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"I'm sorry, but could you put on gloves? Your hands smell like feet!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"If you want my honest opinion Roger, I think you're wasting money on that Podiatrist."

[Dr Morbius]

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"C'mon Travis, we're late! Shake a leg!...oh, sorry.

[Dr Morbius]

Man I just did like 12 of these and I didn't even notice the midget under the stairs!

[Sinister]

I noticed him, which was why I captioned it as such in the one that involved cannibalism. :D

[Da Weiner]

Good Evening Miss. Going Down?

[HibLaGrande]

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Trixie on the job.

[Dr Morbius]

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I'd invite you all in for coffee, but it'll stunt your, uh, your.....won't you come in for coffee?

[Sinister]

"Okay...which one of you little freaks put the itching powder in my bra?"

[Sinister]

"Oh, stop complaining you big baby! You only have a thousand more of those photos to sign before we can rest easy over that big Barry Manilow scam we pulled on eBay!"

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[Koumajutsu]

7 across. What's a three letter word for, "Toy gun ammunition?"

[lewlew]

'"Dear Diary. Today I sat next to Reese in the park. I would have talked to her but
unfortunately, I crushed my ba**s whilst crossing my legs.
Oh well, maybe tomorrow..."

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[Dr Morbius]

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"Well, Ms. Witherspoon, I have a script from a guy named "Sinister"..I'll show it to you after I do some rewrites...This could take a while. Why don't you go take Fifi for a walk?"

[Sinister]

Good one, Doc!

I hope Reese doesn't look over here and see that I'm drawing a picture of what I think she looks like under those clothes...wow!

[palerider44magg]

ok ok dam you guys can have the last few hot wings .......hey willie those aren't the chichen nuggets those are my nuggets

[Sinister]

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Guy behind Reese and Bob: "Hey you guys, how many points if I bean one of those two in the back of the head with this football?"

[Dr Morbius]

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"God, there sure is alot of paperwork involved for poodle euthanasia!"

[Vikeman]

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"Well Bob, I think I have an opening next Tuesday at 10:00 a.m. Will it be the usual, hot wax and avocado rub down?"

[Sinister]

"I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes, but that's definitely Gary Coleman and Emmanuelle Lewis in a compromising position with a chicken alright...!"

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[WickedWitch]

Man in the blue suit: "No sir, that is not a picture of me dancing as a stripper in a gay bar"
Grey suit: Snikers while thinking to himself, "Dang studmuffin, wish I could be that pole your swinging round"

[Wyatt Furr]

Clark: "I dont have any idea who this is"
Percy: "Hmmm,looks like you in bad drag to me"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Ok..I took Sinisters' script, trimmed it, rewrote it and kept the good parts..Here it is."

[Sinister]

Heh heh heh! That was too funny, but probably just about accurate, Doc! :D



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"Gimmee that damn card, Joe, I know how you always cheat at these card games! And it is...well...uh...you were right! It was the Queen of Diamonds...!

[Dr Morbius]

You know I'm just kidding, man..I like your script!

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"You see? George Costanza from Seinfeld was right about the Trivial pursuit misprint! It does say Moops!"

[Fangs]

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"where did you get this...." "probably from your ladies underwear drawer"... "teheee"

[Fangs]

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"who is that masked man?"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Satan. Here's my card."

[Sinister]

"My God Tim, you were right! Lyle Lovett's kid IS uglier than him!"

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[HalloweenRick]

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The note reads "Your friend has the worst haircut known to man. Please make him change it."

[Sinister]

"Sorry dude...I'm just not seeing Waldo in that picture...!"

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[Dr Morbius]

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"I hope Sinister changes the picture in this game to this."

[Fangs]

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"Let me see that.... They put what, where?"

[Sinister]

"Whoo-wee! So thats the ingredient I've been missing in my rhubarb pie to make it actually taste good--SUGAR!"

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[DeathTouch]

[Card reads] For a good time call Fred at 555-5476. Please no phone calls after 12am, I am a lite sleeper and need my beauty sleep. I am an Aries and love walks in the rain with my pink poodle.

[Sinister]

"I can't say for 100% sure, but I'm willing to bet that isn't a Baby Ruth candy bar that Jerry is eating."


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[Dr Morbius]

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"Wow Frank, you were right..people really DO urinate in these public pools..*sniff sniff*...did you fart?"

[Dr Morbius]

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"Wesley, your septic tank literaly exploded..as if by some horrible foul smelling turd!"

"Well, I did flush George A. Romeros script down the toilet an hour ago!"

[Sinister]

"I know we have to be a little more creative the older the kids get every year, Cindy, but damn if I think hiding Easter eggs in the septic tank is the best route to go."

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[Koumajutsu]

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"Wait... I think I just stepped in something wet"

[Sinister]

"Gee Monetti! Leave it up to Darren to come up with the lame ass idea of playing paintball in one of these houses flooded out by Hurricane Katrina!"

[Dr Morbius]

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"I hate cockroaches as much as you do, but I say let 'em HAVE the basement!"

[Sinister]

"So what you're trying to tell me the reason the basement looks like this is because there's 'probably' a pipe that's busted?"
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[Sinister]

"Ugh! Whoever is supposed to clean the gym's in-door pool is damn sure laying down on the job..."

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[Koumajutsu]

Sweety... i think my water just broke....

[Dr Morbius]

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"I just KNOW that stupid Geico lizard ghecko thing is in here somewhere!"

[Fangs]

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"I thought you said there was a little bit of sewage leaking here......"

[morgan8586]

" I know the tax man wont find us here!!!"

[Sinister]

"You know, I think I would shoot that ol' boy over there firing off some knuckle children behind the outhouse if I didn't think his bein' Larry the Cable Guy was punishment enough..."

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