I am getting a new front porch

[feldjager]

much as the wheels spin on the amish buggy,so spins a day in fely's world!

well the x- wife while backing up to the front of the house to get the last of her stuff. ran in to my 140 year old porch! well her insurance is covering it! i get a new front proch and her insurance rate gos up!

i win!

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Please don't tell me thats's the ex is under going to be under it....

[Anachronism]

Congrats Feldy

[Pete]

When it's all finished, will you be a porch-monkey?

(Porch-monkey is not a racial slur. As Randal points out in Clerks 2, if your grandmother calls you a "little porch-monkey", it can't possibly be racial. He's taking it back!)