Would You Rather

[Goblin]

Original

Jump or climb

[Spiderclimber]

I would rather Climb. That was an obvious answer haha.

Would you rather swim or run?

[debbie5]

Swim.

cruxify or burned at the stake?

[Spiderclimber]

I would rather cruxify as it is stated in the tense that I would be doing it not done to, where as burned at the stake sounds like me in particular and that would be no fun.

Would you rather eat a whole package of crackers or a peanut butter bread sandwich, without having water for either one?

[debbie5]

Peanut butter, as I would have milk, not water with it.. :)

woman: with a mustache or hairy pits?

[autumnghost]

Ewwww hairy pits I guess - at least they can be covered up most of the time.

Bald guys or hairy ones? (shhh - this one could get me in trouble since hubbie shaves his head)

[Plastic Ninja]

Hair? I don't have a preference for guys lol. Not really in to that.

set the woods on fire or flood the bridge?

[Goblin]

Flood the bridge

Cake or pie

[Spiderclimber]

Cake as long as it doesn't have coconut frosting. Just not into that.

would you rather skydive or bungi jump

[Goblin]

Neither. I don't like heights

Bacon or ham biscuits

[scareme]

You have to pick one or the other, the lesser of two evils. I don't like bacon or ham biscuits, but I'll pick ham, cause the bacon taste stays with you longer.

Slip on the ice, fall on your front side or back side?

[Goblin]

I have done both. No fun

Cut off your fingers or toes?

[Spiderclimber]

Toes. I can make modified shoes to get my balance back but I need the fingers to build everything.

couscous or rice?

[Spooky1]

rice and I just had some

eaten alive by rats or by sharks (and if you respond neither your post should be ignored)

[scareme]

Sharks, it would go faster,

Alone in the dark in a scary place, or with someone you don't, they may be a good guy, may be a bad guy.

[Spiderclimber]

hmm.. I like alone in the dark. My imagination can go wild that way and soon there are lots of "friends" around me. shivers...

scuba dive or snorkel?

[Goblin]

scuba dive

Cat or kitten

[PrettyGhoul]

I'm guessing you mean adopt a cat or kitten? I've done both and kittens are adorable and you can blend them into your family but cats who need and want a home love you and want so much to be part of the family so I say cats. The only thing is I always wonder what they were like as a kitten.

Would you rather marry just to have a family and not be alone or be single?

[Goblin]

Family

Cereal or full breakfast

[Spiderclimber]

cereal, but only if it is lucky charms.

would you rather be an early riser or night owl?

[RoxyBlue]

Night owl - getting up early is overrated


Be hired as an apprentice lion tamer at a circus or as a performer in the sideshow?

[autumnghost]

Lion tamer - here kitty kitty

Hard or soft rock music?

[Spiderclimber]

soft rock

strawberry or raspberry

[RoxyBlue]

strawberry


Follow the directions or just make it up as you go along

[Spiderclimber]

hmmm... depends on the situation. Driving, I like directions. Prop making, kind of make it up as I go. Cooking, definitely make it up, that looks like a teaspoon sure it does.

keypad or touch screen to type.

[Spooky1]

Keypad, I hate finger prints on my screen (cheesy poofs and touch screens don't go together well)

have a tape worm or Trichinosis

[scareme]

tape worm, I think it would be easier to get rid of.

sand in your underwear for a week of lice?

[debbie5]

sand! baby powder fixes it..lice? not so much.

smelly feet or smelly dog?

[scareme]

feet, they are further away from my face than the dog is

Mom stay with you for a week or Mom-in-law?

[debbie5]

OMG....they both drive me up a wall. MIL.

fall on ice and somehow slide under the car, or fall on ice in public?

[scareme]

In public, hopefully someone will help me get up.

Eat dog food or cat food?

[Spooky1]

Dog food, cat food is nasty

toothache or migraine

[scareme]

Migraine, no toothache, I guess it would be easier to treat.

Writers block or Carpel Tunnel?

[Goblin]

Writers block

Box Mike Tyson or wrestle Ric Flair?

[autumnghost]

Wrestle Ric Flair - have you seen him lately? Dude - it's really time to retire

Steak or seafood?

[Spiderclimber]

Steak, pink in the middle but no blood.

file your own taxes or jury duty?

[Spooky1]

Taxes (I've already been on a jury for a murder trial)

Not eat for 3 days or eat something you detest for a week

[Goblin]

Eat something you detest

This or that.......or Would you rather?

[Spiderclimber]

This or that. I don't have to type would you rather each time.

Take on Goblin or Roxy?

[Goblin]

Roxy......Goblin's too tough! :D

Walk or run?

[Spiderclimber]

Walk. I don't like to run unless I have to.

Valentines day or sweetist day?

[debbie5]

Neither. HALLOWEEN! LOL...

japanese food or chinese food?

[Goblin]

Japenese

Throat cut or decapitated

[Spiderclimber]

Cut throat. That would be a cool scar.


orange juice or orange slices.

[Goblin]

Orange slices

Chocolate candy or chocolate ice cream

[debbie5]

Candy.

Get sneezed upon or peed upon?

[Goblin]

sneezed on

Buried or wrapped in old newspapers and stomped into the ground?

[PirateLady]

buried

trains or planes

[autumnghost]

Oh thank goodness - a normal one Planes since I've never been on a train

Read or watch a movie?

[debbie5]

READ! tho' old silent movies would win out if one was on.

sweet or savory?

[Spiderclimber]

sweet for the most part

rather keep a paid off car or buy a nicer one?

[RoxyBlue]

Keep a paid off car - I try to keep my cars for at least 10 years before replacing them


Get sprayed by a skunk or pooped on by a flock of geese

[PirateLady]

pooped by a flock of geese

get splashed by a car or fall down in a mud puddle

[Goblin]

splashed by a car

Fight zombies or vampires

[PirateLady]

Vampires

go to the beach or the mountains

[Goblin]

The Beach

Go for a walk in the rain or snow?

[PirateLady]

snow

hike a trail or ride a horse on the trail

[debbie5]

horse!

shovel human waste at a treatment plant for lots of $$$ or work an easy job for low pay?

[Haunted Bayou]

easy job for low pay (yeah...I'm lazy that way)

WYR stub your toe or hit your thumb with a hammer?

[Goblin]

Stub my toe

WYR I hit your toe or finger with a hammer

[Haunted Bayou]

ouch...i guess finger?

WYR.. Grill at home or go out to eat steak

[Goblin]

Grill at home

WYR I shot you or stabbed you?

[PirateLady]

neither but if I had to choose stabbed

WYR camp out in a tent or a RV?

[Haunted Bayou]

RV..what am I a savage? (A hilton would be even better)

WYR go fishing or hiking?

[Goblin]

Hiking

WYR I blew up your house or set fire to it?

[PirateLady]

blow it up...quicker that way


crabs or shrimp

[Goblin]

Shrimp

WYR I buried you alive or cremate you alive?

[Haunted Bayou]

Goblin is morbid...but we like that in a person in these parts.;)

Buried...less painful unless it is fire-ant season

WYR get stung by a wasp or bitten by a snake.

[RoxyBlue]

Have experienced both, so I'll go with the snake as long as it isn't poisonous:)


Watch a movie in the theater or rent a copy and view it at home?

[Goblin]

View it at home

WYR I stole your car or your money?

[debbie5]

Car.

Wax your Netherlands or have a tooth pulled?

[ScreamingScarecrow]

wax somebody's nethers

That's like beating them at sports or something right?

spiders or bats?

[Goblin]

Bats

WYR I fed you to sharks or alligators?

[autumnghost]

If I have to pick - sharks

Clean your mother-in-law's house or have your mother-in-law clean yours?

[The Halloween Lady]

Clean her house.

Use a porta potty at a Renaissance fair or dumster dive at a sea food shop?

[Goblin]

Porta potty

WYR I threw rocks at you or knives?

[autumnghost]

I'll go for the rocks

Be a millionaire doing something you hate or be a pauper doing something you love.

[Goblin]

Millionaire.....you can still do what you love

WYR I sold you or gave you away?

[RoxyBlue]

Can't sell me, because....

YouTube - Lesley Gore- "You Don't Own Me" Live


Lie on a bed of nails or walk on a bed of hot coals

[ededdeddy]

hot coals


shave a hairy guys back or wash his feet

[Goblin]

Wash his feet

WYR threw hand gernade at you or make it quick with a bazooka?

[Zurgh]

Grenade, better chances of survival.


WYR play a Chess or play Monopoly?

[debbie5]

Monopoly.

WYR spank or rub?

[Goblin]

Rub

Sink or swim?

[Zurgh]

Swim


Honey mustard or Horseradish sauce?

[Evil Andrew]

Honey mustard

Guadalcanal or Iwo Jima ?

[Goblin]

Iwo Jima

Frankenstein or Dracula

[Evil Andrew]

Frank

Mortar or BAR?

[Goblin]

Mortar I guess

Turkey or Ham?

[debbie5]

ham

your place or mine?

[Goblin]

What do you have in mind? lol
Your's

Give or recieve?

[Evil Andrew]

Give

Pitch or Catch?

[Goblin]

Pitch

Turkey or ham?

[Zurgh]

Ham


Fresh or canned?

[Goblin]

Fresh

Cake or pie?

[Evil Andrew]

Can't we have both?

Fame or Fortune ?

[debbie5]

Fortune.

Over or under?

[Zurgh]

Over


WYR live in the 1820's or 1420's

[aquariumreef]

1820's.

On-stage or in the audience?

[Goblin]

Audience

Theater or dvd

[Zurgh]

DVD


WYR have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast?

[Goblin]

Breakfast for dinner

Zombies or Vampires?

[scareme]

Vampires, they are so sexy.

Christmas lights all one color, or mixed colors?

[aquariumreef]

Mixed, red and yellow FTW!

Sleep upside down or in a plastic box?

[scareme]

I don't think I could sleep upside down, so it will have to be a plastic box.

Recieve a gift of a stuffed animal or legos?

[Zurgh]

Lego's, no question.



House spider; kill till dead or capture and release.

[Goblin]

Kill

Ham or turkey?

[scareme]

Turkey, but this Christmas my sister is fixing both, yum.

Pumpkin pie or pecan pie?

[Drago]

Pecan pie

Live scorpions or live praying mantis.

[aquariumreef]

Mantis :wub:

Stepping dog poo or sitting on rotten eggs?

[Goblin]

rotten eggs

Television or radio

[Zurgh]

TV


paper or plastic

[scareme]

paper

one lump or two?

[Zurgh]

2


WYR leave a message or hang-up and try later?

[aquariumreef]

Try again later.

Bake a cake or buy one?

[Spooky1]

Bake

Chocolate mousse or a chocolate moose

[Goblin]

Chocolate Mousse

Cantalope or watermelon

[Drago]

Cantalope


Goat cheese or Parmiggiano

[scareme]

Loooovvee goat cheese.

houseplants or silk flowers?

[debbie5]

Houseplants.

Beef or chicken?

[scareme]

Chicken, always.

Steak or seafood?

[Goblin]

Steak

Breakfast or dinner?

[scareme]

Breakfast

pills or liquid?

[Zurgh]

Pills


Skip breakfast or skip dinner.

[Goblin]

Dinner

Hit yourself in the head with a hammer or a sledge hammer?

[Drago]

Ouch, hammer

Remove a tooth with rusty pliers, or suture a deep gash with rusty needle.

[scareme]

tooth

kiss a stranger or kiss a co-worker

[Goblin]

C0-worker

Sleet or freezing rain

[Drago]

Sleet

out of gas on hwy, or driving in heavy rain with broken windshields wipers.

[Goblin]

I have done both. Run out of gas

Pudding or pie

[Drago]

pie

Nutella or Peanut butter

[Goblin]

Peanut butter

Bats or spiders in your hair?

[QueenRuby2002]

Bats

White or Dark chocolate?

[Goblin]

Dark

Day or night?

[PirateLady]

day

spring or fall

[QueenRuby2002]

Fall (duh halloween)

Dragon or Knights?

[scareme]

Knights, dragons can be so hard to cuddle with.

Dogs or cats?

[QueenRuby2002]

Dogs (My cats tend to stare at me as if I'm beneath them)

Burnd at the stake, or be a slave to some rich jerk?

[scareme]

Slave, you can have some fun spitting in his food.

Sit or stand for 12 hours

[QueenRuby2002]

Stand That way I can keep moving.

If you were going to run away from the life you have, Hobo or Circus?

[scareme]

Circus, so much more fun.

Your next car-BMW or hearse?

[QueenRuby2002]

Hearse, Ghostbuster style though.

Whiskey or Rum?

[Evil Andrew]

Sippin whiskey is fine, but tequila makes you crazy : )

Outlaw biker or white collar criminal ?

[Spooky1]

White collar criminal (more money, better jails)

Trip into space or deep sea submarine trip

[PrettyGhoul]

Trip into space...I would love to do that.

Work to the exclusion of all else and be famous throughout the centuries or have a loving family and be contented and happy in your one lifetime?

[Goblin]

Happy in one life time.......I already did the first one

Zombies or vampires

[scareme]

Vampires, as if you couldn't tell from my avatar.

Decorating the Christmas tree or taking it down?

[Goblin]

Decorating

Snow or rain?

[PrettyGhoul]

Hard one as I like both. I'm in Florida so I'm going to go with rain.

Books or movies?

[debbie5]

Ohhhh..that's hard. Movies.

speakers or headphones?

[Goblin]

Headphones

ghost or poltergeist in your house?

[scareme]

ghost

Get locked in the basement or attic?

[Goblin]

Attic

Locked in a trunk or a casket

[Evil Andrew]

Casket - gotta be able to stretch out my legs.......


Water board or electric shock ?
(either way you will tell me what I want to know)

[Goblin]

Electric shock........they're fun!

Chocolate or vanilla

[Evil Andrew]

Can't we have both?

Buffalo or Beefalo ?

[Goblin]

What is beefalo?

Buffalo

Shot or stabbed?

[Evil Andrew]

(beefaloes are a cross between domestic cattle and buffalo. Hardier and more / better meat than cattle and not as mean and hard to keep as buffalo)

http://buffalobisonss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Beefalo-Meat.jpg

Stabbed


Trampled in a stampede, or drug by a stirrup?

[scareme]

Stampede

Answer the questions or ask the questions?

[Goblin]

Ask

Read a ghost story or watch a horror movie

[scareme]

A real ghost story

9 in of snow or `1 in of ice

[RoxyBlue]

I have to go with the snow. Ice is just plain a nuisance.



Wear shoes that are too small or a hat that is too tight

[Spooky1]

Tight shoes (my hats need to fit right) :)

Drive in snow or dense fog

[Goblin]

Fog

Drive on snow or ice?

[scareme]

snow

starve or eat until your stomach bursts?

[Goblin]

Either way you die! Eat..........

Bacon and eggs or eggs and bacon?

[Evil Andrew]

As long as I can get bacon......

Trench warfare or jungle warfare ?

[Goblin]

Jungle

Fly a kite or sail a wood glider

[scareme]

Fly a kite, it's what everybody tells me to do.
Hang out down by the school yard with Paul Simon or Steven Tyler?

[Goblin]

Paul Simon

Eaten by a shark or a crocodile?

[Spooky1]

Shark, it would be cleaner

suffer gout or arthritis

[Goblin]

I already have Arthritis so I'll stick with it

Old age or murdered?

[Evil Andrew]

its never too late for both (evil grin) - murdered

France or Germany ?

[Goblin]

France

Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper

[Evil Andrew]

Jack

Zodiac or Son of Sam ?

[Goblin]

Zodiac

Evid Andrew or Jack the Ripper?

[Evil Andrew]

The choice is clear, stay thirsty my friend : )

Die on your feet, or live on your knees ?

[Goblin]

On my feet kicking the crap out of everyone!

Lex Luthor or Dr. Doom?

[Evil Andrew]

Lex

Martin Luther or Luther Vandross ?

http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/projects/renaissance/graphics/lutherone.jpg

http://www.betterliving.co.nz/imageGallery/Big%20Luther%20Vandross.JPG

[Goblin]

Vandross

Bit by a cobra or a Black Mamba?

[Evil Andrew]

Cobra

Drive a Cobra, or dance the Mambo ?

http://www.amcarguide.com/wp-content/gallery/ac-cobra/ac-cobra-mkvi-2011-03-geneva.jpg

http://sp.life123.com/bm.pix/mambo-dance.s600x600.jpg

[Goblin]

Drive the cobra

Go to Mars or Venus?

[Evil Andrew]

Mars

An Almond Joy or a Mounds ?

1977 Almond Joy and Mounds commercial - YouTube

[Goblin]

Almond Joy

Be a werewolf or a vampire?

[Evil Andrew]

Vampire

As a hungry male vampire, would you rather feed off a hobo or rats ?
(all the scantily clad female victims from the movies are unavailable)

[Spooky1]

A hobo could technically be a scantily clad female. :)

Watch a Twilight movie or have your eyes gouged out

[Goblin]

Watch the Twilight Movie

Buried alive or eaten alive?

[Evil Andrew]

Buried

The End or The Final Cut

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/2772/cover_395076102009.jpg

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/p/pink-floyd/album-the-final-cut.jpg

[Spooky1]

The Final Cut sucked, so I'd go with the End

listen to Disco or Grunge

[Goblin]

Disco

Tap dance or break dance?

[QueenRuby2002]

Tap if I tride to Break dance I would break something alright. Porably my neck.

hang glide or those flying squiral suit things.

[Goblin]

hang glide

Break a toe or a finger

[QueenRuby2002]

Toe I've done both I perfer the toe.

Pancakes or french toast?

[Goblin]

French toast

Ham & eggs or Bacon & eggs?

[scareme]

ham and eggs, bacon is too rich

smell a wet dog or doggy farts?

[Goblin]

Doggy fart....it wouldn't last very long

Hung or electrocuted?

[scareme]

electrocuted

arrive to a party too late or too early

[N. Fantom]

Too early, you get to enjoy it longer.

Would you rather be put into a Russian prison or take a bath with a hobo

[Goblin]

Bath with a hobo.......a female hobo

Eaten by a lion or a wolf?

[N. Fantom]

Wolf, i'm totally team Jacob:googly:

Would you rather trim your mustache with hedge clippers or your hedges with your mustache clippers.

[Goblin]

Hedge with mustache clippers

Drown in water or quicksand?

[Ramonadona]

Water. I would rather have liquid in my lungs than gritty icky thick stuff. You'd never guess that I smoke, right?

Run over by a train inside or outside of a car?

[Goblin]

Outside

Bitten by a cobra or eaten by a Boa Constrictor?

[Hairazor]

I choose Cobra, you could-possibly--get---antidote----before-----death, with boa you would surely end up a pile of snake poo.

Would you rather pull out a not loose tooth or your thumbnail?

[Ramonadona]

Ouch! Definitely loose tooth.

Rather be complimented on your looks or your brain?

[Goblin]

I'm usually complimented on both but I'll say brain

Be a zombie or a vampire?

[STOLLOWEEN]

A vampire....a cool vampire though...no twilight nonsense

Would you rather use an electronic reader (Kindle, Nook, etc) or read a real book?

[Hairazor]

Real book please, feel it, touch it, know it won't break if it falls on the floor when you doze off.

Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet spider?

[N. Fantom]

Pet spider, much easier to take care of.

Would you rather be in the nerd cliche or the goth cliche?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Nerd...been there done that :)

Would you rather be locked in a dark chamber with a Minotaur or a Centaur?

[Ramonadona]

Guess the Minotaur...closest to my husband - Bull headed. lol

Would you rather be on stage to act in a play or do Karoke? (Without alcohol).

[N. Fantom]

Definitely a play

Would you rather be stuck in the hotel from the shinning or stuck at camp crystal lake?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Hotel room from The Shining .... is there room service?

Watch a Harry Potter marathon or a Lord of the Rings Marathon?

[N. Fantom]

Harry Potter I guess, lesser of two evils.

WYR be a dog or a cat

[Goblin]

Cat

Be a movie star or a rock star?

[Ramonadona]

Movie star

elevator or stairs?

[N. Fantom]

Stairs, I was tricked onto the tower of terror by my cousin when i was like five.

Airsoft or paintball?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Paintball....hurts more!

Would rather be stranded in the arctic or the desert?

[Ramonadona]

The arctic...I'm used to Minnesota now.

Eat at a fancy restaurant or home style cooking?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Fancy restaurant...home style cooking is the norm...appreciate the chance to dress up and go out to eat.

Would you rather have caviar or escargot?

[debbie5]

EEwwwwww...escargot, I suppose tho' both are disgusting to even contemplate.

Vanilla or chocolate?

[aquariumreef]

Chanilla!

Fiction or non-fiction?

[Goblin]

Fiction

Horror of Science-Fiction?

[Hairazor]

Horror of course!

Facial or pedicure?

[RoxyBlue]

Facial, because people are more apt to see your face than your feet:)

Spend the night in a mortuary or a slaughterhouse

[N. Fantom]

slaughter house, they'd probably serve better dinners there.

Your life being like a cartoon or in a romance movie

[Goblin]

Cartoon

Eaten by zombies or a tyrannosaurus rex?

[STOLLOWEEN]

T-Rex because dinosaurs are cool too.

Rather watch Star Wars or Star Trek?

[RoxyBlue]

Star Trek, because I'm such a geek:)


Would you rather have great strength or great speed?

[N. Fantom]

Strength, I play football

WYR be in the big bang theory or modern family

[Hairazor]

Big Bang Theory hands down, love those guys!

Would you rather ride a bull or a buffalo?

[PirateLady]

A bull I guess although I would rather not ride either one


Would you rather vacation on the beach or the mountains

[Goblin]

Always the beach

Drive on snow or ice?

[debbie5]

snow..ice is too unpredictable...

....waist length hair or totally bald?

[Goblin]

Waist length hair.....you can always cut it

Milk shake or Sundae

[ladysherry]

Sundae with lots of chocolate syrup

Peanuts or pretzels?

[scareme]

I love peanuts!

On your cheesecake- strawberries or cherries?

[Goblin]

Strawberries

Car or van?

[Ramonadona]

Both...one for hauling stuff, the other for zipping around (We have both)

Shoes or boots?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Boots - Love my Doc Martens

Solar eclipse or Lunar eclipse?

[Goblin]

Lunar

Ghosts or witches

[Ramonadona]

Witches....always witches!

Stobes or black lights?

[debbie5]

Black lights.

Dentures or implants?

[STOLLOWEEN]

Implants

Popcorn or Candy at the movie theater.

[N. Fantom]

Popcorn, you cant go to the movies without popcorn.

Be shot or stabed

[STOLLOWEEN]

Shot if I have to choose.

Seinfeld or Friends?

[N. Fantom]

Friends, Seinfeld gets on my nerves more than Friends does.

Pet monkeys or pet chinchillas?

[debbie5]

Chinchillas, since they are less likely to poo everywhere and try to scratch my eyes out.


beer or wine?

[N. Fantom]

Im not old enough to drink so...

Blondes or Brunettes?

[Goblin]

Blondes

Married or single?