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halfcracked
10-27-2006, 06:28 PM
So let's see what budding Hemingway's are out there..
You've problaly seen the Wired article (http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html).
What holloween themed story can you come up with in 6 words.
Here's mine:
Little Elisabeth can't find her axe.
Yes, I know "can't" is a contraction but it's pronounced as one word so I say it counts.
your turn
Johnny Thunder
10-27-2006, 08:54 PM
The dead rose in the graveyard
HalloweenRick
10-27-2006, 10:22 PM
Nancy Pelosi is the new President.
halfcracked
10-27-2006, 11:21 PM
Then there were 14 campers left.
Dr Morbius
10-27-2006, 11:35 PM
Home from work, blood covered carpets.
HibLaGrande
10-27-2006, 11:49 PM
although not really mine
these are decent.
It is alive!
Don't bury me, I'm not dead.
Get that needle away from me!
I will take credit for this one.
Found: teddy bear in the swamp.
Dr Morbius
10-28-2006, 12:09 AM
The Morgue is full of rats
Wyatt Furr
10-28-2006, 12:58 AM
Oh no, that thing ATE Bernice
Wyatt Furr
10-28-2006, 01:00 AM
Wait,your NOT from this planet?
Wyatt Furr
10-28-2006, 01:01 AM
Furr finds dinner isnt dead yet
halfcracked
10-28-2006, 01:03 AM
For rent: one room, stone bed.
almost> It was a dark & stormy night. (7 but so close :))
halfcracked
10-28-2006, 01:04 AM
The wind died, so did I.
Dr Morbius
10-28-2006, 01:22 AM
My arms and legs fell off.
Wyatt Furr
10-28-2006, 02:28 AM
Casper was not a friendly ghost
halfcracked
10-28-2006, 02:45 AM
Duct tape wouldn't hold it on.
morgan8586
10-28-2006, 03:19 AM
The zombie bit through his jacket.
HalloweenRick
10-28-2006, 10:25 AM
President Hillary Clinton began her term.
halfcracked
10-29-2006, 08:28 PM
Despite the rain the hitchiker was dry. (damn 7!)
hrmmm...
Found: one hook, scratches on hilt.
Koumajutsu
10-30-2006, 10:13 AM
silence overtook the haunted corn field.
Wyatt Furr
11-04-2006, 02:33 AM
Out of garlic in Dracula's Castle
Fangs
11-04-2006, 07:12 PM
The blood ran down her neck.
HalloweenRick
11-04-2006, 07:55 PM
"Whaddya mean, you saw a werewolf?"
HalloweenRick
11-04-2006, 07:56 PM
"You said your husband was working!"
Wyatt Furr
11-05-2006, 12:50 AM
Running down the street without pants
Hauntiholik
11-05-2006, 04:31 PM
The child might have been human.
Johnny Thunder
11-06-2006, 05:09 PM
Susan awoke and murdered her husband.
HalloweenRick
11-06-2006, 07:22 PM
Somewhere, the zombie smelled human flesh.
Johnny Thunder
11-08-2006, 08:55 PM
The earth disintegrated and all died.
skullboy
11-10-2006, 09:27 PM
The poison killed everyone I know.
Fangs
12-01-2006, 12:12 PM
She laughed as his body died.
dynoflyer
12-01-2006, 05:29 PM
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Spooklights
12-01-2006, 10:50 PM
It was over....or was it?
halfcracked
05-22-2008, 01:46 AM
Tommy never did find the femur.
Moon Dog
05-22-2008, 03:42 AM
Badges? We don't need no badges!
halfcracked
05-23-2008, 11:02 AM
Sam realized He liked the taste.
scream1973
05-23-2008, 11:53 AM
Happy Wife , happy life or is it ?
Bloodhound
05-24-2008, 03:18 AM
It changed into something extremly terrifying
Koumajutsu
05-25-2008, 05:32 PM
a one eyed, one horned, flying
Lilly
05-26-2008, 12:07 PM
purple people eater, what a site
PrettyGhoul
05-26-2008, 02:25 PM
Mr. Wolf secretly loved Miss Piggy.
Moon Dog
05-30-2008, 04:01 AM
My kingdom for a beer now! :)
Moon Dog
06-02-2008, 04:05 AM
No more six word stories anyone?
AzKittie74
06-02-2008, 05:36 AM
Eight legged babies eat little oranges
Spookyboo
06-02-2008, 06:25 PM
I like cold dead fish heads
Lilly
06-02-2008, 08:48 PM
the cow jumped over the moon
GothicCandle
06-02-2008, 09:23 PM
the witch stirred the cauldren slowly.
Spookyboo
06-03-2008, 01:28 AM
zombies tried to eat their reflection
Moon Dog
06-04-2008, 05:08 AM
They're coming to take me away!
Moon Dog
06-05-2008, 04:34 AM
It rained softly through the night
Spookyboo
06-07-2008, 02:21 AM
I found love in a coffin
Moon Dog
06-07-2008, 03:22 AM
Four from six leaves two heads
halfcracked
06-10-2008, 01:46 PM
Will it blend, the zombee edition.
halfcracked
06-10-2008, 02:13 PM
the shark cage had a hole
sharpobject
06-10-2008, 05:37 PM
They disregarded the "keep out" sign.
randyaz
06-10-2008, 05:43 PM
the sharks bit off their legs
Moon Dog
06-11-2008, 04:10 AM
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold
Moon Dog
06-14-2008, 05:39 AM
From out of nowhere, it came!
Lilly
07-08-2008, 10:12 AM
This little piggy had roast beef.
sharpobject
07-08-2008, 11:20 AM
Bob thought the razor was sharp.
Lauriebeast
07-11-2008, 10:49 PM
but was horribly surprised when it
Johnny Thunder
08-17-2008, 07:34 PM
turned out that Dracula and Wolfman
randyaz
08-17-2008, 07:52 PM
had to use a diaper to
Johnny Thunder
08-17-2008, 08:42 PM
change the Creature and Invisible Man
randyaz
08-17-2008, 09:55 PM
who are incapable of doing it
spideranne
08-17-2008, 11:28 PM
when all of the sudden a
Bloodhound
08-20-2008, 02:00 AM
the diaper ripped apart and almost
randyaz
08-20-2008, 11:43 PM
spilled the contents but its absorbant
Bloodhound
08-21-2008, 02:41 AM
qualitys kept the green gobs of
randyaz
08-21-2008, 03:06 AM
the digested matter from regenerating into
Bloodhound
08-22-2008, 01:41 AM
an invisable creature known only to
randyaz
08-22-2008, 02:50 AM
those who use off brand diapers
Bloodhound
08-23-2008, 11:45 PM
Buying them from whomever we can
randyaz
08-24-2008, 02:52 PM
usually results in less than desirable
Bloodhound
08-25-2008, 02:33 PM
comfort. Leaving one with open wounds
lewlew
08-26-2008, 09:21 AM
in places best kept hidden from
ghost37
08-26-2008, 09:41 AM
those tiny little creatures that we
try not to talk about here.
Bloodhound
08-26-2008, 02:52 PM
Because if we mentioned that those
to anyone we know, we may
sickinglysweet
08-26-2008, 11:33 PM
She thought it was her reflection.
appearing in the still pool water.
Bloodhound
08-30-2008, 08:32 PM
Pondering why she jumped off track
randyaz
08-30-2008, 09:26 PM
it must be reflecting the diaper
Bloodhound
08-30-2008, 10:06 PM
that is causing severe truma and
randyaz
08-31-2008, 02:30 PM
gastroenteritis for who ever gazed upon
Wyatt Furr
09-02-2008, 12:47 AM
the floating orb of magic pampers
Bloodhound
09-05-2008, 12:49 PM
orange, red, blue, floating orbs. What
randyaz
09-06-2008, 02:42 AM
did it eat for supper? jellybeans.
Bloodhound
09-07-2008, 05:22 PM
It certainly seemed interested in finding
randyaz
09-07-2008, 10:36 PM
a clean restroom because it had
Bloodhound
09-08-2008, 12:00 AM
certainly filled up into the size
randyaz
09-08-2008, 02:19 AM
of a bloated 30 gallon trashbag
Bloodhound
09-08-2008, 09:31 AM
Frantically, wiggling and straining from the
randyaz
09-10-2008, 01:16 AM
from the agony, there came relief
Bloodhound
09-10-2008, 12:38 PM
almost killing everyone within a mile
randyaz
09-10-2008, 10:52 PM
it spread through the countryside with
Bloodhound
09-11-2008, 02:19 PM
an unbreathable stinch. That could only
randyaz
09-11-2008, 10:05 PM
be killed by using disinfectant spray
Bloodhound
09-16-2008, 02:49 AM
unfortunatly the spray killed the orbs
randyaz
09-16-2008, 10:12 PM
they shriveled like salt on slugs
RoxyBlue
10-13-2008, 03:40 PM
Seven Skellies Stalked the Stormy Streets
Do I get extra points for using alliteration?
Bloodhound
10-15-2008, 01:32 AM
stomping somewhat silly saying stupid stuff
randyaz
10-15-2008, 02:29 AM
some skellies suddenly sprouted several spongelike
Bloodhound
10-15-2008, 12:19 PM
spores spewing simple sightless samples. Suddenly
randyaz
10-16-2008, 02:40 AM
Susan screamed, startled she stumbled slightly
Bloodhound
10-16-2008, 12:26 PM
swinging, swaying, slipping. Suggesting someone should
randyaz
10-16-2008, 08:46 PM
try to tame the thing that terrifies
RoxyBlue
10-16-2008, 11:00 PM
Terrible Ted tried taking down TOTs
Bloodhound
10-20-2008, 11:59 AM
treating them terribly. Tossing this thing,
Spooky1
10-21-2008, 12:01 AM
toward the terrifying termite towers, Ted ...
RoxyBlue
10-21-2008, 11:35 AM
tried transitioning to the letter "u"
RoxyBlue
10-27-2008, 02:13 PM
Unsuccessful, he uttered ugly imprecations and
Johnny Thunder
12-05-2008, 09:18 PM
Santa and his elves attacked the
randyaz
12-06-2008, 12:51 PM
bottle of bourbon with a vengence
Johnny Thunder
12-16-2008, 08:51 PM
and had fun making the toys!
Don Givens
12-17-2008, 11:31 AM
Drunk and full of mischief they
RoxyBlue
01-02-2009, 01:03 PM
So let's see what budding Hemingway's are out there..
You've problaly seen the Wired article (http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html).
What holloween themed story can you come up with in 6 words.
Figured it would be a good idea to repost the "rules" of the game here:)
Seven werewolves celebrated the vampire's death.
Spooky1
01-02-2009, 04:32 PM
Darkness fell, it was really heavy.
He returned, years after his death.
RoxyBlue
01-23-2009, 12:11 PM
Dracula booked a trip, then fell.
(edited - I realized WEEKS later I used seven words instead of six)
RoxyBlue
03-13-2009, 06:33 PM
Demons fought to rule in Hell.
RoxyBlue
03-13-2009, 06:33 PM
Four costumed children stole my candy.
Draik41895
03-14-2009, 01:22 AM
theres an eyeball in the spaghetti
RoxyBlue
03-14-2009, 04:34 PM
theres an eyeball in the spaghetti
LOL, I'd hate to be at THAT restaurant:D
One split second all was lost.
RoxyBlue
04-14-2009, 12:30 PM
Body snatcher's grave raided - justice prevails
Death came swiftly by the moonlight.
Fiend4Halloween
04-14-2009, 10:12 PM
Maggots merrily dance under kitten fur.
Just Whisper
04-15-2009, 12:10 AM
Children stood screaming; I stood laughing
Children danced on their parents' corpses.
RoxyBlue
04-17-2009, 11:18 AM
Let sleeping gargoyles lie, or else!
Sacred earth disturbed by the undead.
Fiend4Halloween
04-28-2009, 08:42 PM
Rotting organs are food for maggots.
RoxyBlue
05-11-2009, 01:50 PM
Sleeping vampires shouldn't be awakened hastily.
Life ends when demons reach earth.
RoxyBlue
05-29-2009, 12:35 PM
The toxic cloud destroyed all life
Bone To Pick
06-11-2009, 09:45 PM
With everyone dead, the zombies relaxed.
scareme
06-12-2009, 12:48 AM
What to do, the rabbit died.
Bone To Pick
06-15-2009, 06:53 PM
Shoes removed, fungus killed them all.
Fiend4Halloween
08-07-2009, 04:03 AM
leaches suck my blood, I laugh.
rottincorps
08-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Finding a blood soaked tea bag
RoxyBlue
08-20-2009, 09:52 PM
The grave opened and she disappeared
The Creepster
10-25-2009, 08:18 PM
Into the green, mist filled void
Bone To Pick
10-26-2009, 04:14 PM
Frozen alien becomes monstrous bloodthirsty turnip.
The Creepster
10-26-2009, 08:56 PM
That makes no sense at all
Bone To Pick
10-27-2009, 03:34 PM
Confused haunter goes on bloody rampage.
The Creepster
10-28-2009, 08:59 PM
I like where this is heading
Bone To Pick
04-30-2010, 08:24 PM
Innocent people pressed into food wafers.
Goblin
04-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Evil people are planning an attack
morbid mike
04-30-2010, 10:32 PM
on the unsuspecting group of gothic
Goblin
04-30-2010, 10:35 PM
costumers who were at the new
howlin mad jack
05-02-2010, 11:49 PM
handy dandy soap on a rope
Goblin
05-03-2010, 12:10 AM
that several members had bought at
TwistedDementia
09-05-2010, 01:01 AM
thier last visit, then decided to
Goblin
09-05-2010, 02:57 AM
rent a very fast car and
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