Out Of Character

[ghostie]

I don't think this one has been done yet...Example:


Jason: "OMG, I broke a nail"

[Johnny Thunder]

Skullboy: "No, thanks, but I don't drink. Can I have a sparkling water with a slice of lemon"

:D :D :D

[Ghostess]

Dracula: "Ah, yes... I WOULD like very much to go to the beach and work on my tan this afternoon."

[Bone Dancer]

Spock: Ya that sounds close enough.

[dynoflyer]

The Mummy: Do you think this outfit makes me look fat?

[Koumajutsu]

Ripley: It's so hard to find a nice guy to hug my face, and implant his embryo in my belly

[Sinister]

Mr. Pink: "Mr. Pink? Hmmm...yeah, I like it! It's totally me!"

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Frankenstein: marshmallows http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/fire/%7ETS1169833009532/camp_fire_1.gif anyone?

[Ghostess]

Bride of Frankenstein: "Honey, come to bed...."

[Da Weiner]

Dracula: "I wonder how many carbs are in blood? Should I be cutting back?"

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Invisible Man: Has anyone seen my....never mind.

[Da Weiner]

Wolfman: "Man, I hate it when crap sticks to my fur!"

[Ghostess]

Lex Luthor: "I really need a hair cut."

[Johnny Thunder]

Dr. Phibes: "Oh, doctors, doctors, I know that you did everything you possibly could do to save my wife, and for that, I will be eternally grateful. Anyone for a nice cup of tea?"

[dynoflyer]

Carrie: "Prom Queen, me? You like me, you REALLY like me!"

[ghostie]

Spiderman, "Didn't I tell you? I'm afraid of heights"

[Wyatt Furr]

Paris Hilton: "I'm joining the Peace Corps"

[Fangs]

Dracula---No, I don't vant to suck your blood!

[Fangs]

Grandpa Munster----I can't mix you up a potion because they never work! :>

[Bodybagging]

Elvira: Can you show me something that doesnt show quite so much cleavage....

[Bone Dancer]

Dr Macoy "Bones"-- "Jim, I think I can save him."

[slightlymad]

The Doctor Go ahead enslave the universe and no you cant share my jelly babies

[Wyatt Furr]

Effie Melody White:"And I am telling you,I'm Goin......"

[Ghostess]

Renfield: Ack- spiders!! No, no! Somebody get me a can of Raid!!

[Wyatt Furr]

Dracula: Welcome to Sunny Florida!

[Sickie Ickie]

Star Trek Extra #14: "You want me to go to the planet with you guys? Sure, Why not? I'm sure you'll keep me safe."

[Wyatt Furr]

Harry Potter: Thats it! I'm quitting school and moving to Cleveland.

[ghostie]

Voldemort: "Hello? Yes, I'd like some help setting up my will and funeral arrangements..."

[Big Howlin]

Chucky: "Dang! Knew I shoulda pulled out."

[Hellrazor]

Freddy: "Wanna meet for coffee?"

[One of the Devils Rejects]

Kristen Parker: Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, never... never...

[Ghostess]

Freddy: " Do these horizontal stripes make me look fat? "

[Big Howlin]

Leatherface, "Think Imma go vegetarian...yeah."

[Ghostess]

Carrie: "Could someone get me a wetwipe please?"

[Big Howlin]

Pinhead, "We used to have such sites to show you, but were renovating. Mind if I come back another time?"

[Ghostess]

The Dijinn-Wish Master: Hey, what do I look like, a freakin' genie?

[Wyatt Furr]

Darth Vader: Luke ,I am your Mother.

[Lauriebeast]

Zombie: I only eat salad now, I'm on a diet

[Da Weiner]

Dracula overlooking the castle, "Hello, could you send someone from housekeeping over here? The place needs dusting."

[Lauriebeast]

Ghost-"you can see right through this dress, do I need a slip"?

[Dr Morbius]

VanHelsing: "Well you look like a decent fellow. Now run along, now...And no more blood sucking!"

[Sickie Ickie]

slimer- Would somene hand me a tissue?

[Ghoulbug]

Dracula, I keep trying and trying and these stains still won't come out!

[Dr Morbius]

Frankenstein: "Anybody got a light?"

[Ghostess]

The Mummy: Hey, do you think Crate & Barrell has some canopic jars in stock?

[TwistedDementia]

Headless Horseman: I'm gonna get a head in life!

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Icabob Crane : Could I have another slice of pumpkin pie?

[TwistedDementia]

Angle of Death: What am I going to do today?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Frankenstein's Monster : I would have had thee there, and here again,
Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.
O constancy, be strong upon my side,
Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!
I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.
How hard it is for women to keep counsel!
Art thou here yet?

[TwistedDementia]

Pinhead: should I have one pony tail or two?

[TwistedDementia]

Spiegel: What time is choir practice?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

The Fly: Reading a bedtime story,Charlotte's Web, to his children.

[TwistedDementia]

Pennywise: I bought a new speedo and I gotta work on my tan today.

[TwistedDementia]

Pinhead: Did anyone see mt Hairpiece?

[Revenant]

Uwe Boll: Nah... I know that would make a great movie, but I just don't think I could do it justice.

[TwistedDementia]

Dr Frankenstein: Hey egor, back that thing up?

[dave the dead]

Tonight's Hallmark Hall of Fame movie was written and produced by M. Night Shyamalan........

[Bone Dancer]

I am sorry lord vadar, the outfit does not come in princess blue.

[TwistedDementia]

the mummy: waiter.... there's something dead in my soup!

[TwistedDementia]

Creature from the black lagoon: This underwater stuff SUCKS!

[skeletonowl]

Jigsaw: (After being extremly pissed off by Paris Hilton not being able to find the key) Ok fine it's right there in the God d*** box in the God d*** wall! Bust it open your free just leave!

[TwistedDementia]

Swamp Thing: HEY! what stink's?

[Sickie Ickie]

Dracula: Does anyone else think that I may have an overbite?

[TwistedDementia]

Mummy: anyone have some bandaids?

[Lady Nyxie]

Linus: Aw, heck with The Great Pumpkin. I'm going out for tricks-or-treats!

[Lady Nyxie]

Sally (of the Peanuts): Sweet Baboo? More like Baboon's a**!

[TwistedDementia]

Zombie: Golly ho chaps, good to see you all here at the club today!

[Dr Morbius]

TwistedDementia: "I don't care about all this Halloween Crap! Now I gotta get back to my Easter props.."

[TwistedDementia]

TwistedDementia: "I don't care about all this Halloween Crap! Now I gotta get back to my Easter props.."


Good one Dr! LOL

[Sickie Ickie]

Marsha Brady: "Wanna come in for a cup of coffee?"

[Beepem]

sickie ickie: "Im normal"

[TwistedDementia]

Dr Morbius: I'll never fit all this stuff in a bucky skull... LOL

[Lilly]

TD: " I wonder if I'll look good in my next outfit in the rare photos"

[Sickie Ickie]

sickie ickie: "Im normal"

LOL! :D

[TwistedDementia]

TD: " I wonder if I'll look good in my next outfit in the rare photos"


That's actually what I think! LOL Good one Lilly!

[TwistedDementia]

WareWolf: Get the stright razor and the lotion and let DO THIS!

[Spooky1]

Edgar Alan Poe: I feeling so chipper today, I think I'll write a happy story.

[RoxyBlue]

Spooky1: "Let's not decorate for Halloween this year".

[Don Givens]

Paris Hilton: I hope this outfit doesn't make me look like a slut.

[RoxyBlue]

Paris Hilton again - "I think I'd be a good candidate for MENSA, don't you?"

[Spooky1]

Paris Hilton yet again: Mom & Dad I'm going to get a real job and I don't want any inheritence.

[Spooky1]

RoxyBlue: I'm not addicted to posting on the Haunt Forum. (Really I could give it up at any time, as soon as I make one more post :D)

[Don Givens]

Britney Spears: I can't leave the house looking like this.

[Spooky1]

James Bond: Martini, stirred not shaken.

[RoxyBlue]

Einstein: "I suck at math"

[Spooky1]

Bill Gates: God, Windows really sucks!

[Don Givens]

Einstein again: E=MC Hammer

[RoxyBlue]

Einstein again: E=MC Hammer

LMAO -that was inspired!

[Spooky1]

Hugh Hefner - Lets have her put some clothes on for this centerfold.

[RoxyBlue]

William Shatner - Hair plugs? Never!

[Don Givens]

Tom Cruise: In my humble opinion, I think people should mind their own business and not try to push their beliefs down other peoples throats.

[RoxyBlue]

Al Sharpton - "I have nothing to say"

[Don Givens]

Dr. Phil: Could you shut your yap lady and let your husband speak his mind.

[Spooky1]

Al Sharpton - "I have nothing to say"

LOL Bon. I almost blew tea out my nose with that one. Memo to me: Don't drink and read fun and games thread at same time.

Oprah Winfrey: I won't have any of the cake

[Spooky1]

George Patton: I don't feel like going to war today.

[Don Givens]

Rosie O'Donnel: Does this hat make my head look fat

[Spooky1]

Any Super Model: I need to put on a few pounds, I'm too skinny. So I'll have the 32oz. steak, baked potato with butter and a jumbo chocolate milk shake.

[RoxyBlue]

Any Rubenesque Model: - "I think I need to lose a few pounds"

[Don Givens]

Any Runway Model: OMG I think my nipple was showing. I'm so embarrassed

[RoxyBlue]

Stephen Hawking - "The world is flat - really"

[Spooky1]

The Pope - Lets make Darwin a Saint.

[Don Givens]

Darwin: A saint! Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Thank you your eminence.

[RoxyBlue]

Pamela Anderson - "I think an A cup will do"

[Don Givens]

Tommy Lee: I married Pam for her brains.

[RoxyBlue]

Albert Einstein - I wish I had some brains

[Spooky1]

Jessica Simpson - I'm honored to accept the Nobel Prize ...

[Don Givens]

Alfred Nobel: Hopefully, people will remember me best for inventing dynamite.

[Don Givens]

Richard Simmons: Life's too short lady. Sit down, have a donut, and watch some soap operas or something.

[Spooky1]

Homer Simpson - I hate beer, can I have a cup of tea?

[Don Givens]

Simon Cowell: I'm sorry but your singing was a little flat. I hope my comments haven't hurt your feeling or discouraged you in any way. Keep practicing, come back next year, and give it another shot.

[Don Givens]

Paula Abdul: You couldn't hit that note with a hammer. Frankly you suck and you should go back to McDonalds and beg them to please give you your little paper hat back.

[Don Givens]

Randy Jackson: I say old chap. Your overall presentation was exquisite and your voice devine. Hurah, hurah.

[RoxyBlue]

Cesar Millan - Anyone here know how to train a dog?

[Fiend4Halloween]

George Bush-WAR'S OVER, EVERYBODY GO HOME!

[RoxyBlue]

Pee Wee Herman - I would never patronize an adult theater.

[Spooky1]

George Bush - It was all my fault

[RoxyBlue]

Sarah Palin - I'm just going to go home and quietly do my job to the best of my ability.

[Spooky1]

Wall Steet firms - We really should be paid less for what we do (badly at that).

[Dark Angel 27]

Garfield: Sure John. Go ahead. I hate Lasagna

[RoxyBlue]

My dog - I don't think I'll bark at everyone who comes in the door today.

[Dark Angel 27]

My dog- i think for once i won't take up room in master's bed...its her bed anyway.

[RoxyBlue]

My dog- i think for once i won't take up room in master's bed...its her bed anyway.

LOL,DA, our dog does that, too! Good thing she only weighs 45 pounds, unlike our previous 85 pounder who LOVED to share the bed when it was cold.

[Dark Angel 27]

LOL,DA, our dog does that, too! Good thing she only weighs 45 pounds, unlike our previous 85 pounder who LOVED to share the bed when it was cold.

my dogs a little guy ways about 15 lbs...still he gets on my nerves when he does that...i don't normaly allow him to sleep in my bed...but it's gotten really cold lately. I don't need him to get sick.

so here's one from out of no where

charlie brown- sure peppermint patty, i'd love to take you out. and feel free to call me chuck any time!

[RoxyBlue]

Linus - I don't need no stinkin' security blanket!

[Don Givens]

Charlie Brown - The heck with the football. This time I'm going to kick Lucy right in the butt.

[RoxyBlue]

Schroeder - Beethoven is overrated as a composer.

[Don Givens]

Lucy: Let me give you some free, heart-felt advice Charlie Brown.

[RoxyBlue]

Pigpen - I bought stock in Dial soap today!

[Don Givens]

James Earl Jones - Whooo Hooo! Jimmie's in the house baby!

[RoxyBlue]

Stolloween - Papier mache is limited as an artistic medium

[Don Givens]

Snoop Dog: Rolling down the street listening to the Indigo Girls sipping on Mountain Dew.

[Spooky1]

My Boss - Take your time there's no rush.

[RoxyBlue]

My boss - I really don't need anyone to keep track of what I'm supposed to be doing today.

[Don Givens]

Bono: What do I know. I'm just a rock star

[scareme]

My husband: Don't worry about it honey, spend what you want on Halloween.

[RoxyBlue]

My husband: Don't worry about it honey, spend what you want on Halloween.

LOL, now that's funny!

[Spooky1]

Arnold Schwarzenegger - It's okay to be a girlie man. Sit back, have a bon-bon, who needs to exercise.

[HouseBloodthorn]

Jeffrey Dahmer - "I'm a vegan. I won't eat ANYTHING with a face."

[RoxyBlue]

The Coyote - I never have problems with anything I buy from Acme.

[Spooky1]

The Coyote - I think I'll just go out to dinner instead of spending my money at Acme.

[RoxyBlue]

The Roadrunner - I think I'll invite the coyote to dinner.

[Spooky1]

Brock Sampson - I'm tired of killing the Monarch's Henchmen, maybe we should just call the cops.

[skeletonowl]

Pinhead- Oh your just a nice person i'll let you off the hook this time.

[Haunted Bayou]

Santa Clause...I dont care if you are on the "good" list!

[RoxyBlue]

Labrador retriever - I'm not fetching nothin' for nobody anymore!

[RoxyBlue]

Rottweiler - I'd like pink painted toenails and a cute little bow to wear like that poodle down the street.

[Dark Angel 27]

Lord Zedd- Sure Tommy. It's Christmas. I won't try and destroy you once again. I'll even leave Kimberly alone.

Mwahaha!

[RoxyBlue]

Our local mail person - I think I'll deliver mail to the correct addresses today.

[Spooky1]

Jack Russel Terrier - Yawn, I have no energy. I'm just going to lie here.

[scareme]

My son- I brought my dirty laundry over, but I don't want you to do it, I'll take care of it by myself. Oh, bye the way I'm not hungry, so I won't need to raid the kitchen this time.

[Don Givens]

Editor of the New York Times - I know it'll sell a lot of papers but we can't run the story until we check the facts.

[scareme]

My puppy-Excuse me, but I need to go outside to pee and poop.

[Spooky1]

US Government - We need to stop spending so much of the peoples money.

[Monk]

Donald Trump: you're hired

[Dark Angel 27]

my dog- i don't want to chase the squirel today, i won't reach it all the way on the power line anyway.

[Draik41895]

weekly world news editor-did you get the story on miley cyrus's birthday

[RoxyBlue]

National Geographic runs a cover story on Weekly World News' Bat Boy.

[Haunted Bayou]

Bret Michaels "That just turns me off"

[Spooky1]

British male comedians - I don't think wearing a ladies dress would be funny.

[Haunted Bayou]

Smokey the Bear....."do you have a light?"

[Lady Nyxie]

U.S. Senator or Congressman - No, that compensation you are offering me is too high and a waste of taxpayer dollars.

[Bone To Pick]

Zombie - "Thanks, but I'm a vegetarian."

[Haunted Bayou]

Richard Simmons "good lord you are fat"

[Lady Nyxie]

Richard Simmons - "You know what will help you feel better about your weight? A nice big pepperoni pizza, a half gallon of ice cream, a bag of cookies and a big bottle of soda."

[Draik41895]

Gene simmons-I think illl go to the spa today, and maybe get a pedicure too

[Bone To Pick]

Will Ferrell - "I don't think I'll make a movie this week."

[RoxyBlue]

Stolloween - "I'd rather knit a sweater than get my hands all messy with papier mache"

[Haunted Bayou]

LOL,Roxy

[Fiend4Halloween]

Hannibal Lecter----sure, I have plenty of time to fill out your census.

[RoxyBlue]

Gothic Candle - "I just LOVE computers!"

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

dracula- do you serve diet blood?

[morbid mike]

Paula Abdul; your singing was bloody diplorible where the hell is my tea DAMMIT

[The Creepster]

Surgeon General- I am a expert on nutrition....I was "Burger Kings" nutritional adviser how do you think I got this job

[Spooky1]

Freddy Krueger - Sweet Dreams

[RoxyBlue]

The Creepster - I just love reading Hallmark cards. They're so lovely and sentimental that it brings a tear to my eye just thinking of them (sniffle)

[Night Watchman]

Michael Myers - Could I have a butter knife, please.

[Lady Nyxie]

My Grandmother - Oh, that is so wonderful. It is a beautiful day isn't it?

[RoxyBlue]

Me - I don't feel like posting today

[Spooklights]

Dracula; I've decided to become a vegetarian.

[Draik41895]

Me-Twilight vampires are the $h!T !!!

[Spooky1]

Congress - We need to actually read the bill before we vote.

[morbid mike]

Morbid Mike- I love fuzzy kittens

[Lady Nyxie]

Charlie Brown - Our team won!

[RoxyBlue]

Schroeder - I love Lucy!

[Night Watchman]

Charlie Brown - Our team won!

In May of 1993 Charlie Brown hit a home run in the ninth inning and his team did win!

Linus - gave up his blanket.

[Lady Nyxie]

Charlie Brown's teacher - Good morning students.

[Night Watchman]

Charles Shultz - I think I will let Charlie Brown kick the football today.

[RoxyBlue]

Lio - I hate scary things

(If you've never seen the comic strip, look it up on line. It's definitely made for Halloween types:))

[The Creepster]

The Creepster- very understanding

[morbid mike]

Jason Vorheis- I think I'll quit killing and do a love story

[Night Watchman]

Fred Flintstone - what pair of shoes will I wear today.

[morbid mike]

Schroder- I hate the piano but I love Lucy

[Night Watchman]

Pig Pen - time for a bath.

[morbid mike]

Lucy- I love dog kisses sooooooooo much

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

Zombies- i dont like brains

[Lady Nyxie]

Lucy - Charlie Brown you are so smart.

[RoxyBlue]

Johnny Thunder - Horror movies are over-rated

[Lady Nyxie]

Linus - The Great Pumpkin is not real, but Santa Claus is.

[Lady Nyxie]

Roxy - I don't feel like posting today.

[BioHazardCustoms]

Michael Myers- I'm so excited, I almost piddled on the rug!

[morbid mike]

Terminator - I 'm not coming back

[Lady Nyxie]

Morbid Mike - nice kitty

[morbid mike]

Lady Nyxie- I hate all animals shoot em all

[RoxyBlue]

Dogs - I don't want a treat - really!

[Lady Nyxie]

Cats - I love everybody!

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

Child Zombie- awwwe mom more brains!? cant we eat something else?

[haunted canuck]

Adam to Eve- hey eve you know i think theres a larger leaf over there for you to cover up with

[Spooky1]

The Weatherman - We don't really know what the forecast is for tomorrow, we just make this s**t up.

[Lady Nyxie]

The government - We don't really know what we're doing, we just make this sh** up.

[The Creepster]

Me- I am here to help

[haunted canuck]

Frankenstein -wow that nine volt on the tongue thing really zaps you

[The Archivist]

Wolfman- I think it's time to get a full body permanent.

[haunted canuck]

Stay puft marshmello man- i'll think ill go join that campfire over there and sing some songs

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

darth vadar- ya know this dark side thing aint all its cracked up to be

[STOLLOWEEN]

Creature From The Black Lagoon...dang, I forgot my life preserver

[Evil Queen]

King Henry the VIII - I'm a one woman man.

[Goblin]

Headless Horseman: Sorry. I lost my head Icabod

[TwistedDementia]

Dracula - My life SUCKS! But in a good way. MUAHAHAHAHAHA