Three Word Story

[dynoflyer]

tomatoes and cabbage

[Da Weiner]

directly at her

[Johnny Thunder]

huge, sweating, heaving

[HalloweenRick]

hairless friend. Then

[Johnny Thunder]

a UFO descended

[mgrmax]

on to Uranus

[skullboy]

.It felt odd

[dynoflyer]

standing in the

[Johnny Thunder]

UFO's landing bay,

[dynoflyer]

beside the cheerleader.

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

Who continued her

[Johnny Thunder]

drunken antics and

[morgan8586]

screaming the chorus

[dynoflyer]

from the top

[Bodybagging]

of her car

[Johnny Thunder]

, suddenly lost her

[Bodybagging]

undies,but then

[gypsichic]

fell from the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

bumper, skinning her

[dynoflyer]

Britney Spears imitation

[Johnny Thunder]

. A giant robot

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that looked like

[Wyatt Furr]

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[Johnny Thunder]

rose from the

[slightlymad]

dark murky depths

[dynoflyer]

gasping for breath

[Johnny Thunder]

its mechanical wheezing

[skullboy]

excited JT until

[Frighteners Entertainment]

it smiled at

[Johnny Thunder]

Skullboy's pretty face

[skullboy]

which caused vomiting

[Johnny Thunder]

. The Archangel Gabriel

[HalloweenRick]

appeared and said,"

[Fangs]

Don't you think

[Nefarious1]

that you should

[skullboy]

clean that up?

[Nefarious1]

No I don't

[skullboy]

screamed JT,in

[Nefarious1]

his most petulant

[skullboy]

voice. Two penguins

[Nefarious1]

walk into a

[skullboy]

bar,the bartender

[Nefarious1]

walks over and

[skullboy]

says,"could you

[Nefarious1]

shut the fuck

[skullboy]

ing door please"

[Nefarious1]

Afterwards, they sit

[skullboy]

and do shots

[Nefarious1]

while listening to

[skullboy]

the barkeep bitching

[Nefarious1]

about his woman.

[skullboy]

The goat questioned

[Nefarious1]

his ability to

[skullboy]

tell the truth

[Nefarious1]

when sharing spirits.

[skullboy]

A large group

[Nefarious1]

of drunken trolls

[skullboy]

devoured the barkeep,

[Nefarious1]

when the penguins

[skullboy]

challenged them to

[Nefarious1]

a blind duel.

[skullboy]

"I'm a lover

[Nefarious1]

of all things

[skullboy]

so you must

[Nefarious1]

do as I

[skullboy]

would do,kill

[Johnny Thunder]

the Water Faries

[Frighteners Entertainment]

, unless you are

[Nefarious1]

a fairy yourself!

[skullboy]

Being offended by

[Johnny Thunder]

this directive, FE

[skullboy]

pulled out a

[Johnny Thunder]

tube of lipstick

[skullboy]

and wrote his

[Johnny Thunder]

name on the

[skullboy]

ass of one

[Johnny Thunder]

frozen pig head

[skullboy]

ed bastards.Now

[Nefarious1]

, the penguins pulled

[Da Weiner]

pulled an all-nighter

[Nefarious1]

plotting against the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

man and the

[Nefarious1]

nasty mean trolls.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

After looking under

[skullboy]

Thier beds,they

[Nefarious1]

pulled out uzis

[skullboy]

and sprayed the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Boa wearing JT

[skullboy]

full of lead.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

But to our

[skullboy]

hero, it felt

[Da Weiner]

like nothing to

[skullboy]

his massive chest.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

While skullboy was

[skullboy]

hiding in the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

bathroom, waiting to

[skullboy]

call his mommy.

[Ms. Wicked]

bathroom, drinking and

[skullboy]

bathroom, drinking and

HUH?

[Ms. Wicked]

HUH?

Gosh Darn It!!!!!!!!!! I was too slow again and FE posted first!:googly:

[Da Weiner]

Christ, the speed typing today should be noted

[Da Weiner]

Back to the story.

He saw a

[skullboy]

larger than normal

[Ms. Wicked]

piece of equipment

[Da Weiner]

next to the

[skullboy]

rubber covered bar.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

While wearing diapers

[skullboy]

skullboy taunted the

[Da Weiner]

trolls until they

[skullboy]

skinned him alive.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Now naked, SB

[skullboy]

showed his skin

[Da Weiner]

thinking he was

[skullboy]

invisable to all.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

The diaper gave

[Ms. Wicked]

His voyeuristic tendancies

[skullboy]

His voyeuristic tendancies

made him proud

[Da Weiner]

to be showing

[skullboy]

his power tools.

[Da Weiner]

Even though there

[Nefarious1]

was noone looking.

[Da Weiner]

He strutted around

[Nefarious1]

like Ron Jeremy

[Frighteners Entertainment]

,thinking to himself,

[Da Weiner]

"I'm so hot."

[Frighteners Entertainment]

While singing "I'm

[Da Weiner]

too sexy for

[Frighteners Entertainment]

my shirt, too

[Nefarious1]

sexy for my

[Ms. Wicked]

gold chains and

[PrettyGhoul]

shirt so sexy...

[skullboy]

God i'm hot!"

[Nefarious1]

He exclaimed as

[Frighteners Entertainment]

he waves his

[Johnny Thunder]

magic black wand

[Nefarious1]

while also chanting

[Johnny Thunder]

Merry Christmas everyone

[Nefarious1]

!! I've come for

[Johnny Thunder]

joy giving and

[skullboy]

booze drinking,let's

[Johnny Thunder]

get drunk and

[skullboy]

burn a mule".

[Nefarious1]

In the meantime

[skullboy]

spongebob showed up

[Frighteners Entertainment]

riding a Harley

[Johnny Thunder]

made out of

[skullboy]

squidwards intestines.It

[Frighteners Entertainment]

looked totally awesome

[skullboy]

except for the

[Johnny Thunder]

color which was

[Frighteners Entertainment]

painted on the

[skullboy]

the gas tank.

[Johnny Thunder]

The archangel Gabriel

[skullboy]

arrived with lemmy,

[Johnny Thunder]

both stoned and

[skullboy]

smashing guitars over

[Johnny Thunder]

Spongebob's head, causing

[skullboy]

water to stream

[Frighteners Entertainment]

from his pores

[Johnny Thunder]

creating a lake

[skullboy]

of skin oil.

[Ms. Wicked]

This just lubricated

[skullboy]

the knife blade

[Ms. Wicked]

which slipped out

[skullboy]

into lemmy's mole.

[dynoflyer]

Suddenly, it gushed

[skullboy]

a strange acidic

[Ms. Wicked]

liquid that transformed

[Johnny Thunder]

everyone into dinosaurs

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with large pustuals (s)

[skullboy]

.Why do I

[Frighteners Entertainment]

feel so lucky?

[skullboy]

Asked the gnome.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Next to Johnny933

[skullboy]

"Where's that picture

[dynoflyer]

of you with

[Nefarious1]

drunken troll whores?"

[Frighteners Entertainment]

At his Mothers

[HalloweenRick]

Red Hat Party,

[Frighteners Entertainment]

JT began to

[dynoflyer]

slowly melt into

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a pile of

[Bone Dancer]

steaming yellow slim

[Ms. Wicked]

that stank like

[Bone Dancer]

old rotten eggs

[Frighteners Entertainment]

While making breakfast

[Nefarious1]

waiting for the

[Bone Dancer]

sun to rise

[Nefarious1]

he looked around

[Frighteners Entertainment]

under his bed

[Nefarious1]

and found a

[Frighteners Entertainment]

lost sock from

[gypsichic]

3 yrs ago

[Frighteners Entertainment]

(speaking of socks, hows that collection going?)
They were worn

[gypsichic]

out and had

[Frighteners Entertainment]

many holes, most

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

of the material

[skullboy]

had been gnawed

[dynoflyer]

and regurgitated by

[skullboy]

a rabid bat.

[Nefarious1]

Death and destruction

[skullboy]

followed as the

[Nefarious1]

bat flew from

[skullboy]

house to house

[dynoflyer]

dropping guano on

[Johnny Thunder]

the town's children

[morgan8586]

as they dreamed

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of evil elves

[skullboy]

.Dark Santa entered

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wearing nothing but

[skullboy]

his filthy hat,

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and soiled underware

[skullboy]

.His stench was

[Johnny Thunder]

like Skullboy's boots

[skullboy]

and made everyone

[morgan8586]

puke thier guts

[Johnny Thunder]

up, making everyone

[morgan8586]

laugh and puke

[skullboy]

out thier nostrils.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Then spongebob skullboy

[skullboy]

blacked out,bringing

[morgan8586]

an end to

[skullboy]

the carnage.JT

[morgan8586]

finished his beer

[Nefarious1]

and sat back

[skullboy]

before scraping SB's

[Frighteners Entertainment]

badly beaten body

[skullboy]

into the trash.

[Nefarious1]

"Damn! This is

[skullboy]

some thick crap

[Frighteners Entertainment]

SB yells, Hey

[skullboy]

"a Lil Help

[Nefarious1]

throwing this into

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the pot. Meanwhile

[skullboy]

they smoked hair

[Nefarious1]

to get high.

[skullboy]

"Why are we

[Johnny Thunder]

ugly and sad?"

[Bone Dancer]

could it be

[skullboy]

the lack of

[dynoflyer]

exercise, or meaningful

[skullboy]

relationships?"What does

[Nefarious1]

all this mean???

[skullboy]

"NOTHING",screamed Moses,

[Nefarious1]

as he sat

[skullboy]

on his staff.

[Nefarious1]

"God Damnit, God!"

[skullboy]

"This isn't Funny"

[Nefarious1]

"Why are you

[skullboy]

tormenting me?"Someone