Three Word Story

[Sinister]

hot fecal matter

[Da Weiner]

and piss punch

[Blackwidow]

which made them

[Sinister]

blow massive chunks

[Blackwidow]

which were green

[Da Weiner]

and smelled bad

[roadkill]

but tasted wonderful

[Da Weiner]

everyone was satisfield

[roadkill]

Spew and poo

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wall to wall

[Da Weiner]

all day long

[Sinister]

Hard Rock Hallelujah:D

[Frighteners Entertainment]

While observing the

[Sinister]

babe next door

[Da Weiner]

through the window

[BobC]

became erect and

[claymud]

Knocked the lamp

[BobC]

Over and said :jol:

[claymud]

Crap it broke!

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Thinking that maybe

[BobC]

I'll call Tony Little :jol:

[Frighteners Entertainment]

about his five

[roadkill]

trampy older sisters

[Da Weiner]

who have their

[Frighteners Entertainment]

hair in knots

[Blackwidow]

Maybe they need

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a good cleaning

[Da Weiner]

or a brushing

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Mean while, back

[Da Weiner]

at the office

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Two Men and

[Da Weiner]

one hot lady

[roadkill]

amused themselves with

[grapegrl]

various methods of

[roadkill]

Spanish Inquisition devices

[Da Weiner]

that included batteries

[roadkill]

from a car

[Da Weiner]

that was red

[HalloweenRick]

and in need

[BobC]

Of a New

[Hella]

backseat. Over by

[Faustian_Pact]

the local Blockbuster.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Where everyone was

[Sinister]

recieving spankings and

[Faustian_Pact]

Candy Corn,because

[Frighteners Entertainment]

they all needed

[Faustian_Pact]

to win the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

big paddle trophy

[roadkill]

Meanwhile at McDonald's

[kevin242]

Cat McNuggets were

[Da Weiner]

were being devoured

[roadkill]

by desensitized voracious

[Sinister]

mutant, hillbilly children

[Hella]

with gigantic deformed

[Sinister]

misshapen potato heads.

[Faustian_Pact]

resembling paddle trophies.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Suddenly, a large

ps I guess you really like paddle trophies?

[roadkill]

manacing, evil, and

[Frighteners Entertainment]

beautiful creature with

[Sinister]

very large melons

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that she grew

[grim reaper]

in her hidden

[HalloweenRick]

garden by the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

blood fountain that

[roadkill]

she always kept

[BobC]

Full of Juice :jol:

[HalloweenRick]

. There, she would

[screamer]

spend most nights,

[Faustian_Pact]

sculpting paddle trophies.

[Hella]

When she was

[Frighteners Entertainment]

just a little

[grim reaper]

tipsy on mud

[Frighteners Entertainment]

slide party drinks,

[Faustian_Pact]

that she loved.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Those drinks make

[grim reaper]

her feel like

[HalloweenRick]

the queen of

[ghostie]

The World, and

[Faustian_Pact]

kind of whorish.

[HalloweenRick]

But that was

[BobC]

When the diarrhea :jol:

[Frighteners Entertainment]

seeped through his

[claymud]

bowls into the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

damp grass below

[Hella]

where it dried

[HalloweenRick]

and became quite

[Michigal]

hard to remove

[claymud]

With a spoon

[HalloweenRick]

. But luckily for

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

her, she had

[Michigal]

a fork, so

[Hella]

using all her

[Frighteners Entertainment]

might, without hesitation,

[Michigal]

she plunged it

[DeathTouch]

into a big

[slightlymad]

thick meaty section

[Frighteners Entertainment]

finding the soft

[claymud]

liquidy mess of

[roadkill]

tangled entrails and

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a bag of

[roadkill]

putrified rodent underbellies.

[kevin242]

Slowly, she realized

[roadkill]

"...these are TASTY"

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and not as

[Da Weiner]

fattening or slimy

[HalloweenRick]

as the last

[grim reaper]

crows heads she

[roadkill]

ate with delight.

[Hella]

In the darkness

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a cool mist

[Dr Morbius]

rose from bloody

[Da Weiner]

prints on the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pink nighty worn

[slightlymad]

to webish shreds

[Hella]

over her green

[HalloweenRick]

tight fitting blouse.

[Hella]

The creepy looking

[HalloweenRick]

bedroom was empty

[Da Weiner]

except for the

[Hella]

small hairy spider

[Da Weiner]

lurking in the

[kevin242]

rotted skull of

[HalloweenRick]

her ex boyfriend

[Frighteners Entertainment]

But, before she

[Hella]

go any further

[Frighteners Entertainment]

two large slimmy

[roadkill]

slugs from hell

[Michigal]

crawled into her

[Frighteners Entertainment]

small beaded purse

[Da Weiner]

which was hanging

[krypt]

from her metal

[Hella]

spike in her

[krypt]

scalie(sp) rancid redneck

[Frighteners Entertainment]

cowboy hat that

[Da Weiner]

was covered with

[Frighteners Entertainment]

smelly, greasy, dripping

[Hella]

ooey, gooey snot.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Remembering a time

[Dr Morbius]

back in childhood,

[krypt]

picking my nose

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pulling every boo-ger

[krypt]

then having lunch "crunchy! the booger that goes crunch!"

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Dude, you have issues! lol

After lunch she

[krypt]

grabbed a toothpick

[Hella]

and jabbed it

[HalloweenRick]

at that wicked

[slightlymad]

bon-bon staring her

[Hella]

between her gigantic

[slightlymad]

Jiggly Wiggly withered

[Hella]

toenails. It was

[slightlymad]

rather sweet misery

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of over indulgence

[roadkill]

Later in the

[SuFiKitten77]

quiet dark night

[roadkill]

the two lovers

[SuFiKitten77]

got together secretly

[HalloweenRick]

at the deserted

[SuFiKitten77]

asylum on the

[Dr Morbius]

Unoriginal spooky island

[SuFiKitten77]

Where Dr. Morbius

[Dr Morbius]

Died. The End.

[SuFiKitten77]

There once was

[BobC]

A stripper that :jol:

[roadkill]

fell into a

[HalloweenRick]

low paying job

[screamer]

needing more income,

[roadkill]

and some better

[Bodybagging]

Undies to wear

[Dr Morbius]

instead of the

[Bodybagging]

dirty undies she

[roadkill]

typical tawdry, cheap

[Hella]

nylons she found

[roadkill]

in a wastebasket

[HalloweenRick]

. Now she was

[Bone Dancer]

found out there

[roadkill]

finally getting her

[Dr Morbius]

face pimp slapped

[Bodybagging]

By Bodybags himself

[Hella]

where he was

[SuFiKitten77]

became very excited

[Bodybagging]

as he hid

[SuFiKitten77]

Waiting to pounce

[roadkill]

on his next

[Blackwidow]

cheap bottle of

[HalloweenRick]

Jose Cuervo. But

[Blackwidow]

just when he

[Frighteners Entertainment]

swallowed the worm

[roadkill]

he finally realized

[Frighteners Entertainment]

it wasn't a

[Hella]

tequila, it was

[roadkill]

much, much worse.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a bottle of

[Hella]

plutonium mixed with

[SuFiKitten77]

Fresh dog urine

[Hella]

that smelled like

[SuFiKitten77]

old rancid socks

[Hella]

that were worn

[SuFiKitten77]

by a big

[Dr Morbius]

man called Sinister!

[Bodybagging]

who dressed like

[SuFiKitten77]

A refined psycho

[Frighteners Entertainment]

in a pair

[SuFiKitten77]

of fashonable glasses

[claymud]

and pink underpants

[SuFiKitten77]

Who want's to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wear them to

[SuFiKitten77]

A gigantic gala

[Frighteners Entertainment]

where granny panties

[Blackwidow]

and high heels

[Hella]

are all the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

rage, along with

[Blackwidow]

pink feather boas

[Da Weiner]

and spiked boots

[Hella]

paired with short

[SuFiKitten77]

orange sport's bra

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with hanging tassles

[SuFiKitten77]

which was tacky

[Da Weiner]

. She also had

[SuFiKitten77]

blue polka dot

[Da Weiner]

undies on that

[SuFiKitten77]

looked rather obsurd

[Frighteners Entertainment]

but were comfortable

[SuFiKitten77]

There was some

[Hella]

string hanging from

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the bottom of

[SuFiKitten77]

my broken heart

[Frighteners Entertainment]

AWw...

left from stiches

[Hella]

that were not

[Frighteners Entertainment]

healed and still

[SuFiKitten77]

made tears fall

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Even when her

[SuFiKitten77]

smile fell upon

[Frighteners Entertainment]

dead black flowers

[SuFiKitten77]

Oh how she

[Frighteners Entertainment]

loved those flowers

[SuFiKitten77]

love for death

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and long curled

[SuFiKitten77]

wilted old fingers

[Frighteners Entertainment]

hanging from the

[SuFiKitten77]

Torn, broken wrist

[HalloweenRick]

. Alas, her misery

[SuFiKitten77]

Good bye world

[Frighteners Entertainment]

for now I'm

[SuFiKitten77]

off to Disney :p

[Hella]

to ride the

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

Magic Mountain into

[Hella]

the darkeness of

[SuFiKitten77]

his warped mind

[Hella]

where he would

[SuFiKitten77]

carefully plan his