Three Word Story

[BooGirl666]

the extremely large

[TwistedDementia]

red swollen saggy

[BooGirl666]

puss filled peice

[TwistedDementia]

of nasty and

[BooGirl666]

dont forget about

[TwistedDementia]

that special technique

[BooGirl666]

you must do

[TwistedDementia]

before the start

[BooGirl666]

and after the

[TwistedDementia]

ending of the

[Spookkid]

story. Why the

[scareme]

heavens haven't you

[Sickie Ickie]

middle sized thingie

[Wyatt Furr]

of a armadillo.

[TwistedDementia]

Now that the

[slimy]

rest of the

[Da Weiner]

group is doing

[slimy]

the thing we

[1031fan]

all said that

[Frighteners Entertainment]

1031fan would do

[Samhain]

I'd suppose that

[Sickie Ickie]

ethically we shouldn't

[scareme]

complain about his

[Lilly]

bbq ethics,and

[slimy]

awful smelling foul

[Da Weiner]

goop at the

[slimy]

end of his

[TwistedDementia]

time in the

[Da Weiner]

slammer with the

[scareme]

no chance of

[scareme]

Sorry Weiner, missed your "the". Ignore the last post.

dirty, grouchy maneating

[TwistedDementia]

purple poke-a-dotted skimpy

[slimy]

piece of bisket

[Spookkid]

in a basket

[Spookkid]

with a grape

[TwistedDementia]

and grey poupon.

[Spookkid]

Then he went

[TwistedDementia]

to Spookkid's cellar

[Spookkid]

and did the

[TwistedDementia]

cha cha like

[Spookkid]

a crazy monkey

[TwistedDementia]

raised by zombies.

[Spookkid]

Then Spookkid came

[TwistedDementia]

from the dark

[Spookkid]

and said "Hey!

[TwistedDementia]

"what the hee-haw

[Spookkid]

And then he

[TwistedDementia]

didn't finish talking

[Spookkid]

and just continued

[TwistedDementia]

to dance in

[Spookkid]

a weird way.

[TwistedDementia]

Just when things

[Spookkid]

got out-of-hand, the

[TwistedDementia]

halloween police started

[Spookkid]

to raid the

[TwistedDementia]

booths at ironstock

[Spookkid]

and everyone got

[TwistedDementia]

off, except FE

[Spookkid]

who did the

[TwistedDementia]

panty thing again

[Spookkid]

and went to

[TwistedDementia]

panty jail for

[Spookkid]

75 years or

[TwistedDementia]

community service in

[Spookkid]

the place where

[TwistedDementia]

he had his

[Spookkid]

fill of different

[TwistedDementia]

little black rocks.

[Spookkid]

Anyway, the moral

[TwistedDementia]

of this story

[Spookkid]

is to never

[TwistedDementia]

ever ever ever

[Spookkid]

talk to spookkid.

[Spookkid]

But the story

[Spookkid]

is not over.

[scareme]

Yesterday goons attacked

[TwistedDementia]

the front of

[Spookkid]

the white house,

[slimy]

knocking down all

[Spookkid]

of the president's

[scareme]

men made of

[TwistedDementia]

paper and plastic

[scareme]

and puppy dog

[Lilly]

toenails with the

[Spookkid]

candy coated chocolate

[scareme]

hair and teeth.

[TwistedDementia]

That nothing comparied

[scareme]

to the evil

[slimy]

that lurks beneath

[scareme]

the hearts of

[Lilly]

the chocolate bunnies,

[TwistedDementia]

and those filthy

[Da Weiner]

pezz dispensers containing

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wet rabbit droppings

[TwistedDementia]

from legend's past.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Funny, for a

[TwistedDementia]

short time, a

[Frighteners Entertainment]

short haired rabbit

[TwistedDementia]

with greasy brown

[Frighteners Entertainment]

tail, no need

[scareme]

to look for

[slimy]

the shining gold

[TwistedDementia]

cracker jack box.

[scareme]

Don't look now

[TwistedDementia]

but the big

[slimy]

one with the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pimple and baggy

[TwistedDementia]

,over worked, painted

[Frighteners Entertainment]

toe nails. But

[TwistedDementia]

the most shocking

[Frighteners Entertainment]

twist of all

[TwistedDementia]

was the deception

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of panties over

[TwistedDementia]

a certain booth

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that appeared to

[Sickie Ickie]

of haunt stuff

[Frighteners Entertainment]

but were not

[TwistedDementia]

ready for the

[Sickie Ickie]

incredibly ugly host

[TwistedDementia]

that was lurking

[Sickie Ickie]

in the shadows behind

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a pile of

[TwistedDementia]

wet diapers smelling

[Sickie Ickie]

like DT's feet

[TwistedDementia]

with crusty old

[Frighteners Entertainment]

yellow toe nails

[TwistedDementia]

that cracked when

[Frighteners Entertainment]

walking on gravel

[TwistedDementia]

in a tootoo.

[slimy]

It was apparent

[TwistedDementia]

that all little

[scareme]

children must face

[Sickie Ickie]

the wrath of

[scareme]

ugly looking witches

[Sickie Ickie]

and uglier looking

[Fangs]

zombies whose flesh

[TwistedDementia]

turn's blue after

[slimy]

they eat from

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the lake TD http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l22/FrightenersEntertainment/DerrickSlap.gif

[TwistedDementia]

went swimming in.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Yelling, "follow me"
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l22/FrightenersEntertainment/th_DerricktheMovie.jpg

[TwistedDementia]

,FE's cooking bird

[Frighteners Entertainment]

poop for everyone.

[TwistedDementia]

Seeing a fish,

[slimy]

who was related

[TwistedDementia]

to FE from

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a life long

[TwistedDementia]

fetish of panties

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that TD stored

[Lilly]

On his ice

[scareme]

bucket he carries

[TwistedDementia]

from place to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

place, under his

[Lilly]

double wide motorhome

[CerysCrow]

, which is painted

[TwistedDementia]

HALLOWEEN ORANGE! Suddenly

[Spookkid]

a giant pumpkin

[TwistedDementia]

looking like a

[Spookkid]

giant albino rat

[TwistedDementia]

,took to the

[Spookkid]

sky! While in

[TwistedDementia]

the deep south,

[Spookkid]

the pumpkin-rat

[TwistedDementia]

who's only joy

[Spookkid]

was to shake

[TwistedDementia]

the bejeepers outta

[Spookkid]

anything that moves.

[TwistedDementia]

The large hairy

[Lilly]

tarantula was hoping

[Frighteners Entertainment]

creep into Spookkid's

[slimy]

double secret stash

[Lilly]

little did he

[scareme]

know about the

[TwistedDementia]

big brother spider

[slimy]

who was lurking

[Frighteners Entertainment]

inside of Slimy's

[Lilly]

boxer shorts that

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Lilly had hidden

[scareme]

in the dark

[slimy]

corner that nobody

[Lilly]

even knew was

[slimy]

there. Lily then

[scareme]

decided to slash

[TwistedDementia]

the boxers with

[Lilly]

Edward scissor-hands action,

[TwistedDementia]

and a shot

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of bourbon with

[TwistedDementia]

and one beer.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Before anyone noticed

[scareme]

she took five

[Sickie Ickie]

glow in the

[scareme]

dark wands and

[slimy]

some of the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

smelly trolls to

[Spookkid]

destroy the evil

[slimy]

that lurks around

[Lilly]

the dismal Forrest

[TwistedDementia]

located next to

[slimy]

the foul smelling

[Da Weiner]

portapotties that desparately

[TwistedDementia]

need cleaning by

[Lilly]

tuesday last week

[TwistedDementia]

like no other

[scareme]

we have smelled

[TwistedDementia]

in this life.

[slimy]

So, here we

[pyro]

are , searching for

[scareme]

lost sign of

[TwistedDementia]

quartermain's big black

[scareme]

spooky looking, hairy

[Lilly]

oozing,drooling,gnarling

[slimy]

black, smoke filled

[scareme]

1975 Ford Pinto.

[TwistedDementia]

Just when everyone

[slimy]

started in with

[TwistedDementia]

their hum's and

[slimy]

hoe's and their

[TwistedDementia]

wining and bickering,

[Da Weiner]

the Pinto belched

[TwistedDementia]

a silly song

[Da Weiner]

out of exhaust

[TwistedDementia]

from the rear

[Da Weiner]

and left a

[Dr Morbius]

foul smelling stench

[Da Weiner]

that could kill

[Lilly]

only when that

[scareme]

about long ago

[TwistedDementia]

,doo bee doo.

[Lilly]

The ground soured

[scareme]

beneath the footsteps

[Wyatt Furr]

of the troll.

[TwistedDementia]

Across the graveyard

[slimy]

a song was

[TwistedDementia]

being hummed by

[Lilly]

Sickies marionette, it

[Da Weiner]

was causing soo

[Ghostess]

much chaotic noise

[slimy]

that the others

[Da Weiner]

ears started bleeding

[BooGirl666]

running down their

[slimy]

furry black little

[TwistedDementia]

prickly backs. Meanwhile,

[slimy]

all along the

[TwistedDementia]

graveyard, 1,000 crows

[Da Weiner]

were chanting loudly

[TwistedDementia]

"we want bodies

[BooGirl666]

yes we do...

[TwistedDementia]

" and after that

[scareme]

they were going

[TwistedDementia]

to a bird-b-que