Three Word Story

[Hella]

seduction and take

[SuFiKitten77]

her to his

[Hella]

lair, located deep

[SuFiKitten77]

beneath the ragged

[Hella]

rocks over near

[SuFiKitten77]

A crashing ocean

[Hella]

with the waves

[SuFiKitten77]

fresh with salt

[Hella]

crash upon their

[Dr Morbius]

Mud encrusted cats.

[SuFiKitten77]

Taken down by

[Hella]

the evil queen

[Da Weiner]

who is the

[Hella]

mother of that

[Frighteners Entertainment]

evil bunch of

[HalloweenRick]

dwarves in "The

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Hole Below"

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

the dark, stagnat

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pole of green

[Blackwidow]

was vile and

[SuFiKitten77]

caused one to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

to dance madly

[Hella]

around the circle

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of burning umpa-lumpas

[Hella]

clad in ugly

[Sinister]

orange jumpsuits that

[Hella]

didn't match their

[Sinister]

ridiculous green hair

[Hella]

. They are trying

[SuFiKitten77]

to invoke the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the wicked witch

[Hella]

to give them

[Dr Morbius]

Powers like Spiderman

[Hella]

so they could

[grim reaper]

climb walls like

[Hella]

that huge one

[Frighteners Entertainment]

"Super DT" does.

[Hella]

But, Alas it

[Faustian_Pact]

wasn't an Xbox.

[HalloweenRick]

She had to

[Hella]

find something else

[HalloweenRick]

to occupy her

[Hella]

room in that

[HalloweenRick]

amusement park ride

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

that continued to

[Fangs]

be her first

[Faustian_Pact]

of many euphoric

[SuFiKitten77]

adventerous stories to

[Hella]

write in a

[SuFiKitten77]

her own memoir

[Sinister]

written in blood

[Hella]

as it dripped

[SuFiKitten77]

from every pore

[Hella]

Of her inner

[Frighteners Entertainment]

sweaty ,hairy armpit

[Hella]

that smelled like

[Sinister]

stale garlic bread

[Hella]

left over from

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the Bradey family

[Sinister]

and Alice's meatloaf

[Hella]

that tasted like

[krypt]

old cheeze whiz

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Mean while, back

[Hella]

at the rollercoaster

[krypt]

somone puked alot!

[Hella]

Guess who had

[krypt]

cheez-whiz for dinner

[Hella]

was is the

[krypt]

was is the

was is the ......now that scrambled my brain .....i cant think of anything:)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

cheese meatloaf from

[Hella]

that awful restaurant

[Frighteners Entertainment]

had served last

[Hella]

year at the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

DT family reunion:D (we're pushing buttons)

[Hella]

Where everyone dressed

[Frighteners Entertainment]

in tank tops

[krypt]

that were smelly

[Hella]

and long spiky

[krypt]

arm pit hairs

[Hella]

held in place

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with pieces of

[krypt]

that waxy buildup

[Hella]

from between your

[Frighteners Entertainment]

cheek and gums

[Hella]

that are bleeding

[Frighteners Entertainment]

from chewing a

[Sinister]

strand of barbwire

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pulled from a

[Sinister]

smelly, slimy bog

[Frighteners Entertainment]

near his Grandmothers

[Sinister]

dirty, smelly drawers

[Frighteners Entertainment]

(also called Granny

[Sinister]

Smith's rotten apple

[Frighteners Entertainment]

worm pie delight

[Fangs]

but tasted like

[Hella]

a light chicken

[Fangs]

sandwich with mayo

[Sinister]

And limberger cheese

[Fangs]

without the bun

[krypt]

on his hand

[Fangs]

he stared at

[Hella]

the large hairy

[Bodybagging]

female wolf spyder

[Sinister]

eats her mate

[Frighteners Entertainment]

but not before

[Sinister]

ingesting Kentucky bourbon

[Frighteners Entertainment]

straight from an

[Sinister]

old rubber tire

[Faustian_Pact]

a Rottweiler loved

[Hella]

to rid himself

[Fangs]

of every last

[Sinister]

drop of acidic

[Hella]

blood from that

[Sinister]

Xenomorph on Alien

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

until he realized

[HalloweenRick]

"Hey, I gotta

[Frighteners Entertainment]

take a poo-poo ( sorry Sin, that wasn't in any movie :( )

[SuFiKitten77]

do you have

[Frighteners Entertainment]

an extra piece

[SuFiKitten77]

of stringy meat?

[grapegrl]

said the blind

[SuFiKitten77]

man to his

[PrettyGhoul]

deaf and dumb

[SuFiKitten77]

slightly large wife

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

who immediately began

[screamer]

searching for a

[Fangs]

long shiny black

[SuFiKitten77]

pipe so she

[Fangs]

could teach him

[SuFiKitten77]

how to impale

[Fangs]

the only thing

[Fangs]

he ever loved.

[SuFiKitten77]

his pet roach

[Fangs]

watched in horror

[Frighteners Entertainment]

as the many

[Fangs]

tried to escape

[PrettyGhoul]

down the sewer

[Frighteners Entertainment]

where all of

[SuFiKitten77]

the children float

[PrettyGhoul]

a zombie clown

[lewlew]

and his balloons

[claymud]

into balloone monkies

[SuFiKitten77]

I am lost

[Hella]

in the twisting

[claymud]

roller coster ride

[lewlew]

created by the

[HalloweenRick]

genius imagineers at

[Frighteners Entertainment]

HauntForum dot com :googly:

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

Who seem to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

normal at first

[SuFiKitten77]

but are really

[Frighteners Entertainment]

truly wicked little

[SuFiKitten77]

halloween crazed psychos

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that wear clown

[SuFiKitten77]

suits made of

[Frighteners Entertainment]

rubber and spandex

[SuFiKitten77]

slippery when wet

[Frighteners Entertainment]

but only when

[SuFiKitten77]

sprayed down with

[Frighteners Entertainment]

olive oil and

[SuFiKitten77]

cool whipped cream

[Frighteners Entertainment]

(not cool whip)

[SuFiKitten77]

licked off of

[Frighteners Entertainment]

licked off of.... (I've got to hear the answer to this)

[SuFiKitten77]

the long banana

[Fangs]

and sucked the

[SuFiKitten77]

whole thing dry

[Da Weiner]

and enjoyed every

[SuFiKitten77]

last tasty drop

[Dr Morbius]

Then the police

[Frighteners Entertainment]

arrived carrying their

[SuFiKitten77]

big brown bag

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of wishful thinking

[SuFiKitten77]

and longing for

[PrettyGhoul]

electric cattle prods

[kevin242]

and meat hooks

[SuFiKitten77]

to stab at

[Fangs]

that grotesque thing

[SuFiKitten77]

creeping from the

[Fangs]

the deepest corners

[SuFiKitten77]

of the haunted

[screamer]

grave of the

[SuFiKitten77]

missed old man

[lewlew]

His tortured spirit

[SuFiKitten77]

wandering around searching

[lewlew]

but never finding

[SuFiKitten77]

that one special

[Da Weiner]

heart he buried

[PrettyGhoul]

in the foggy

[SuFiKitten77]

damp old cellar

[Hella]

that was full

[ShadyHallows]

of dead bodies

[Hella]

smelling of decay

[lewlew]

and lost love.

[Sinister]

The zombie crawled

[PrettyGhoul]

towards the pulsating

[Sinister]

glowing blob of

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

what once was

[Sinister]

an alien lifeform

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

that no longer

[SuFiKitten77]

smelled of fresh

[Fangs]

sweet, untainted youth.

[SuFiKitten77]

Untouched by any

[gypsichic]

human hands or

[PrettyGhoul]

aging corrupt politicians

[gypsichic]

who might be

[Da Weiner]

trying to taste

[gypsichic]

the blood dripping

[SuFiKitten77]

from the angry

[kevin242]

guy Cheney shot

[ShadyHallows]

mad and tempered

[gypsichic]

who had a

[krypt]

burn the size

[gypsichic]

of a big

[krypt]

pinto bean that

[gypsichic]

is shaped like

[krypt]

elvis presley and

[Hella]

his big black

[krypt]

guitar played wildy

[Hella]

while the beetle

[PrettyGhoul]

crawled over the

[Hella]

silky spider web

[HalloweenRick]

toward the unsuspecting

[ShadyHallows]

under cover cop

[PrettyGhoul]

who was struggling

[Fangs]

to keep his

[Dr Morbius]

gun in his

[ShadyHallows]

new storage case

[PrettyGhoul]

Suddenly the cop

[HalloweenRick]

whipped out his

[grim reaper]

gun and shot

[gypsichic]

and wounded the

[HalloweenRick]

beetle, who was

[GreenCapt]

extremely drunk again

[ShadyHallows]

doing silly dances

[HalloweenRick]

in an elaborate

[gypsichic]

attempt to impress

[Hella]

the ugly duck

[gypsichic]

who was lost

[Hella]

among the squirting

[gypsichic]

blood that dripped

[Hella]

like molasses from

[gypsichic]

the punctured artery

[Hella]

visible from the

[GreenCapt]

nearby futon. Then

[gypsichic]

the werewolf lunged

[Hella]

baring his sharp

[gypsichic]

pointed fangs that

[Hella]

were ripping flesh

[gypsichic]

from the dead