Three Word Story

[Spooky1]

autograph and she

[RoxyBlue]

caught a cab

[Spooky1]

to the nearest

[RoxyBlue]

House of Waxing.

[Don Givens]

"I'll have the

[Spooky1]

the works please

[RoxyBlue]

and make sure

[Don Givens]

you use plenty

[RoxyBlue]

of skin numbing

[scareme]

oil. But later,

[Spooky1]

can I get

[RoxyBlue]

some acrylic nails?

[scareme]

It's so cold

[Spooky1]

I wish I

[Don Givens]

had a fur-lined

[RoxyBlue]

parka to wear.

[scareme]

Merry Christmas to

[Spooky1]

all and to

[rottincorps]

all a good

[Spooky1]

night. So where

[RoxyBlue]

can Penelope go

[rottincorps]

to cash in

[Spooky1]

a lottery ticket

[RoxyBlue]

that she bought

[Don Givens]

with her last

[RoxyBlue]

hard earned dollar?

[scareme]

It will never

[ededdeddy]

change her life

[RoxyBlue]

winning so much

[ededdeddy]

money but a

[scareme]

crazy plastic surgeon

[ededdeddy]

can mess up

[Moon Dog]

a perfectly good

[Don Givens]

three word story.

[RoxyBlue]

Penelope decided to

[scareme]

run for office

[Don Givens]

give her ticket

[scareme]

to the party

[Don Givens]

to the party

( nice save, scareme )

to help fund

[scareme]

the society of

[BrokebackHaunter]

Zombie's R Us

[scareme]

,to help relocate

[Don Givens]

campaign headquarters to

[scareme]

Gary, Indiana, home

[RoxyBlue]

of Music Men.

[rottincorps]

The crowd of...

[scareme]

half eaten mummies

[RoxyBlue]

started shambling down

[scareme]

the city block

[ededdeddy]

to the local

[Don Givens]

thrift store to

[RoxyBlue]

find new clothing

[Don Givens]

but all the

[scareme]

the really tacky

[Don Givens]

clothes were gone.

[scareme]

But that didn't

[RoxyBlue]

stop them from

[Don Givens]

trying on some

[scareme]

purple pants with

[RoxyBlue]

pink fuzzy bunnies

[scareme]

and a tiny

[ededdeddy]

orange hat which

[RoxyBlue]

looked totally smashing!

[rottincorps]

So it's off....

[RoxyBlue]

to see the

[scareme]

the wizzard, the

[Dark Angel 27]

wonderful wizard of

[scareme]

Hauntforum. And he's

[ededdeddy]

a stumbling ogre

[rottincorps]

that reeks of

[Don Givens]

cheese and garlic

[scareme]

and rips arms

[Don Givens]

off his sister's

[RoxyBlue]

dolls. The ogre

[scareme]

has a soft

[Don Givens]

spot for kittens

[RoxyBlue]

and little puppies

[Lilly]

Then suddenly he

[RoxyBlue]

let out a

[Don Givens]

"Yippee-yi-ay, yippee-yi-o, ghost-ogres

[scareme]

do it in

[Don Givens]

ogre sized beds.

[rottincorps]

and bit the

[Don Givens]

beginning words off.

[RoxyBlue]

Penelope returned to

[rottincorps]

Wall-mart and began

[RoxyBlue]

looking for a

[rottincorps]

a left handed

[scareme]

iron and two

[ededdeddy]

bags of apples

[rottincorps]

a shoe horn

[Dark Angel 27]

for what he

[Frighteners Entertainment]

thought was a

[scareme]

was a deap

[Don Givens]

pair of shoes.

[RoxyBlue]

She then left

[Don Givens]

to go to

[RoxyBlue]

the bathroom, where

[Don Givens]

she could get

[ededdeddy]

some paper to

[RoxyBlue]

wipe her nose.

[ededdeddy]

which was filled

[Don Givens]

with tapioca pudding.

[ededdeddy]

From having been

[rottincorps]

at Rottin's Smack..

[Don Givens]

a Biotch with

[RoxyBlue]

a salted herring.

[ededdeddy]

under her arm

[Moon Dog]

suddenly a shot

[ededdeddy]

rang through the

[Don Givens]

We interupt this

[RoxyBlue]

regularly scheduled story

[Don Givens]

for this important

[RoxyBlue]

message from our

[Don Givens]

newsroom. Bundle up.

[ededdeddy]

Baby it's Cold

[RoxyBlue]

Outside! We now

[ededdeddy]

go back to

[Don Givens]

our regularly scheduled

[ededdeddy]

program Already in

[Don Givens]

progress. .... Penelope looked

[Don Givens]

("deleted double post" - either my computer or this site is acting wacky )

[RoxyBlue]

at the clouds

[ededdeddy]

which were high

[RoxyBlue]

above the trees

[ededdeddy]

And sighed happily

[RoxyBlue]

as she devoured

[ededdeddy]

her true love

[Don Givens]

,Tapioca Pudding. "Yummy

[ededdeddy]

that's good stuff"

[Don Givens]

After she finished,

[RoxyBlue]

she belched quietly

[rottincorps]

and picked her....

[Don Givens]

her teeth with

[rottincorps]

a comb she

[RoxyBlue]

found in her

[rottincorps]

glove box in

[RoxyBlue]

her snazzy Ferrari.

[rottincorps]

Needing a tums

[Don Givens]

she decided to

[RoxyBlue]

go to Walmart

[rottincorps]

remembering to hold

[morgan8586]

the door open

[RoxyBlue]

for old ladies

[ededdeddy]

who are always

[Don Givens]

looking for bargains.

[RoxyBlue]

Penelope walked down

[Don Givens]

the main aisle

[Frighteners Entertainment]

not noticing Roxy

[RoxyBlue]

was carrying a

[Don Givens]

sack full of

[ededdeddy]

sardines and cottonballs

[rottincorps]

smothered in vinegar

[Don Givens]

with a touch

[RoxyBlue]

of parmesan cheese.

[Don Givens]

All of a

[Moon Dog]

sudden a voice

[RoxyBlue]

pierced the stillness

[Don Givens]

" and just where

[RoxyBlue]

"do you think..."

[Don Givens]

you are going"?

[RoxyBlue]

Penelope screamed shrilly.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

"Wait a minute ...

[Spooky1]

where is that ...

[Frighteners Entertainment]

fuzzy green and

[RoxyBlue]

purple lawn chair

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I keep in

[ededdeddy]

the space between

[RoxyBlue]

my three toes?"

[rottincorps]

She looked around

[RoxyBlue]

and found a

[rottincorps]

hair ball in

[RoxyBlue]

the middle of

[ededdeddy]

Aisle 1 and

[RoxyBlue]

the cashier's desk.

[Don Givens]

" Clean up on

[RoxyBlue]

Aisle 1", squawked

[Don Givens]

a pimply-faced kid

[RoxyBlue]

holding a mop

[Don Givens]

and a squeegee.

[Monk]

through an intercom.

[RoxyBlue]

Penelope got disgusted

[scareme]

and cut off

[RoxyBlue]

her hair using

[Don Givens]

SpongeBob safety scissors.

[scareme]

The mirror showed

[Monk]

her new look

[rottincorps]

with all it's

[RoxyBlue]

Britney-like style and

[Monk]

cool as Kojak

[rottincorps]

with a tootsie pop

[ededdeddy]

in the hand

[RoxyBlue]

. Her bald head

[ededdeddy]

Gleamed in the

[RoxyBlue]

bright fluorescent lighting

[Monk]

just like a

[ededdeddy]

radioactive egg on

[RoxyBlue]

a phoenix's nest.

[ededdeddy]

So She decided

[RoxyBlue]

to go out

[ededdeddy]

And try to

[Monk]

find a new

[RoxyBlue]

pair of shoes

[Monk]

that would compliment

[RoxyBlue]

her lovely pink

[Don Givens]

buns. On the

[Monk]

way, she noticed

[RoxyBlue]

something lying in

[Don Givens]

the ditch. It

[RoxyBlue]

seemed to be

[Moon Dog]

moving until she

[scareme]

stabbed it with

[Spooky1]

a carrot stick.

[Monk]

She then proceeded

[RoxyBlue]

to eat the

[Monk]

bloodstained carrot stick.

[rottincorps]

with thousand island

[Monk]

dressing, until she

[rottincorps]

needed to wash

[Monk]

her hands and

[rottincorps]

face,reaching for

[Monk]

some soap, she

[rottincorps]

it fell into

[Monk]

a deep hole

[rottincorps]

Thinking fast she

[Monk]

quickly grabbed a

[rottincorps]

fork and stabbed

[Monk]

the soap as

[rottincorps]

it fell down

[Monk]

saving it from

[rottincorps]

the garbage disposal

[Monk]

Relieved, she began

[RoxyBlue]

to jump upon

[rottincorps]

a corpse and

[Monk]

began laughing uncontrolably.

[rottincorps]

The thought of

[Monk]

a giggly girl

[rottincorps]

with a knife

[Monk]

brings a smile

[rottincorps]

and with that

[Monk]

a breath of

[rottincorps]

fresh garlic on

[RoxyBlue]

toast. Penelope realized

[rottincorps]

the body had

[RoxyBlue]

burst wide open

[rottincorps]

creachers of all

[RoxyBlue]

kinds were crawling

[Monk]

from every orifice

[RoxyBlue]

covered with slime

[rottincorps]

and enormous maggots.