Three Word Story

[Hella]

rotting buffalo in

[gypsichic]

in the swamp

[GreenCapt]

over the river

[Hella]

through the woods

[gypsichic]

to grandmas house

[screamer]

which is haunted

[gypsichic]

by several ghosts

[Da Weiner]

who do not

[gypsichic]

want visitors or

[Hella]

anyone knocking down

[SuFiKitten77]

the old oak

[Hella]

that shelters a

[GreenCapt]

dank mysterious well

[Hella]

once known to

[gypsichic]

grant 3 wishes

[Hella]

to golden haired

[lewlew]

virgins who climbed

[gypsichic]

outta the abandoned

[GreenCapt]

underground brothel where

[Hella]

Igor had chained

[gypsichic]

the 3 virgins

[Hella]

to be sacrificed

[gypsichic]

for the gods.

[Hella]

The Altar is

[gypsichic]

is made of

[Hella]

drippy candle wax

[GreenCapt]

and pink foam

[SuFiKitten77]

the was really

[HalloweenRick]

quite comforable. The

[gypsichic]

moss covered railing

[Hella]

decorated with orange

[PrettyGhoul]

bits and pieces

[Hella]

leftover from the

[PrettyGhoul]

duck a'la orange

[Da Weiner]

that was served

[gypsichic]

for dinner with

[GreenCapt]

the Spam musubi

[gypsichic]

that was on

[Da Weiner]

filthy plates that

[gypsichic]

hadn't been washed

[Hella]

in fifty years.

[gypsichic]

so they had

[Da Weiner]

to lick off

[gypsichic]

the remaining mold

[Hella]

using only their

[gypsichic]

forked tongues and

[Da Weiner]

long clawed fingers

[gypsichic]

After they cleaned

[Hella]

gooey green muck

[gypsichic]

from the dishes

[Hella]

they had to

[gypsichic]

sterilize all of

[Hella]

bloody instruments used

[gypsichic]

cut off the

[Hella]

arm attached to

[gypsichic]

the lifeless body

[Hella]

that she murdered

[gypsichic]

so she could

[Hella]

be with that

[gypsichic]

true love that

[Hella]

understood her crazy

[HalloweenRick]

mentality. Alas, she

[GreenCapt]

never would know

[Hella]

how he felt

[gypsichic]

about her. She

[Hellrazor]

cried through the

[gypsichic]

night while digging

[eidolon]

in her garden

[Hellrazor]

under the grey

[Da Weiner]

stone that displayed

[gypsichic]

magical powers that

[Da Weiner]

got stronger as

[gypsichic]

she rubbed the

[Hella]

underbelly of a

[HalloweenRick]

one eyed newt.

[Hella]

The old witch

[Wyatt Furr]

stirred the caldron

[gypsichic]

while chanting and

[Da Weiner]

in a voice

[gypsichic]

that sounds like

[kevin242]

a garbage truck

[gypsichic]

lol

with a grinding

[Da Weiner]

stickshift that doesn't

[gypsichic]

engage properly. Her

[Bodybagging]

boobs fell into

[Hella]

sack holding the

[gypsichic]

dog poo that

[Hella]

Ed the garbage

[gypsichic]

man brought to

[Hella]

place in the

[Dr Morbius]

Municiple public pool

[Wyatt Furr]

that was full

[Mr Unpleasant]

of hairy immigrants

[gypsichic]

with fleas and

[Da Weiner]

ticks that caused

[gypsichic]

a rash that

[Da Weiner]

covered every part

[gypsichic]

and looked like

[Da Weiner]

red oozing pustules

[gypsichic]

that itched. The

[Hella]

witch doctor sold

[gypsichic]

magic potion in

[Hella]

gold flecked bottles

[gypsichic]

with eye of

[Hella]

spotted grey geese

[Mr Unpleasant]

Tastes Awful but,

[gypsichic]

takes care of

[Hella]

painful bloating and

[gypsichic]

gas but contains

[Hella]

tar, oysters and

[gypsichic]

hair of a

[Hella]

redneck guy named

[gypsichic]

lmaooooooooooooo

jeff foxworthy who

[Hella]

plays the oddest

[gypsichic]

characters but has

[Hella]

no rhythm and

[HalloweenRick]

can't dance worth

[Wyatt Furr]

beans. Celine Dion,

[gypsichic]

is suppose to

[Empress Nightshade]

have killed her

[gypsichic]

with a sharp

[Empress Nightshade]

Ranch Flavored Dorito.

[gypsichic]

bwhahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

She then took

[Empress Nightshade]

her lousy perfume

[gypsichic]

sprinkled it over

[Empress Nightshade]

Zombie-F's head to

[gypsichic]

burn off any

[Frighteners Entertainment]

reamining skin and

[Empress Nightshade]

it did, except

[Frighteners Entertainment]

for the large

[Empress Nightshade]

infected boil on

[gypsichic]

his nose and

[Empress Nightshade]

places unknown. Someday,

[Mr Unpleasant]

will burst with

[Empress Nightshade]

such gooey intensity

[gypsichic]

that a doctor

[SpookyDude]

will be repulsed

[Mr Unpleasant]

by the amount

[Da Weiner]

of green ooze

[Empress Nightshade]

The Doc says, "

[Frighteners Entertainment]

what the Hell

[gypsichic]

is going on

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with all this

[gypsichic]

stabbing, shooting and

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and poop on

[Mr Unpleasant]

my new shoes

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Thinking this would

[Hella]

get everyone's attention

[Frighteners Entertainment]

to which it

[SpookyDude]

could possibly conceive

[Frighteners Entertainment]

to change everyone's

[Hella]

thoughts. He was

[Frighteners Entertainment]

truely impressed that

[Hella]

anyone was listening

[Frighteners Entertainment]

but when the

[HalloweenRick]

darkness fell in

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and the diarrea

[Dr Morbius]

From the Postwhore

[Empress Nightshade]

the only solution

[Frighteners Entertainment]

was to slap

[Empress Nightshade]

a pair of

[Hella]

rancid old boots

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and tattered socks

[Hella]

once worn by

[Dr Morbius]

FE, the Postwhore

[Frighteners Entertainment]

(good poke there Doc! lol)

only after giving

[Hella]

up his chatty

[Frighteners Entertainment]

cathy doll did

(you too Hella!)

[Wyatt Furr]

the buxom barmaid,

[Dr Morbius]

give postwhore FE

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the power to

[Dr Morbius]

Shoot Dr. Morbius

[Frighteners Entertainment]

in the foot

[Dr Morbius]

which caused him

[Frighteners Entertainment]

to drop a

[Wyatt Furr]

magic bowling ball

[Dr Morbius]

on FE's head

[gypsichic]

and smash his

[Frighteners Entertainment]

ego to a

[gypsichic]

pulverized pile of

[Sinister]

pumpkin pulp and

[gypsichic]

juicy bits of

[Frighteners Entertainment]

trick or treaters

[gypsichic]

lol

are mixed in

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a boiling pot

[gypsichic]

of witch's brew

[Frighteners Entertainment]

made for a

[gypsichic]

motley crew of

[Mr Unpleasant]

cannibals that eat

[Hella]

only the plumpest

[gypsichic]

horny toads and

[Hella]

red tailed newts.

[gypsichic]

The zombies came

[Hellrazor]

and played ring

[SpookyDude]

around the rosie

[Hella]

in the fairy

[gypsichic]

land that magically

[Hella]

hovered above the

[SpookyDude]

giant caterpillar's mushroom.

[Hella]

Evil Prince of

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the firey pit

[Hella]

bestowed greatness upon

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the many minions

[Hella]

slaving at making

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wicked haunted accessories

[Mr Unpleasant]

for the evil

[Hella]

Dr. Morbius so

[Frighteners Entertainment]

postwhoreing he goes

[Hella]

trying to catch

[Frighteners Entertainment]

all the leprechauns

[Hella]

eating golden cheerios

[Wyatt Furr]

with a knife.

[PrettyGhoul]

and a fork

[Hellrazor]

But the Leprechauns

[Frighteners Entertainment]

prefered lucky charms

[Hellrazor]

and circled around

[Da Weiner]

to get their

[Frighteners Entertainment]

frosted oats and

[Da Weiner]

sour milk that

[Hellrazor]

curdled in his

[Da Weiner]

stomach when he

[Frighteners Entertainment]

began to jump

[Da Weiner]

all over the

[gypsichic]

the trampoline and

[Frighteners Entertainment]

before it was

[gypsichic]

sunk to the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

bottom of Davey

[gypsichic]

Crockett's wreck in

[SpookyDude]

front of a

[Frighteners Entertainment]

large pile of

[Hellrazor]

green and yellow

[gypsichic]

eyes and fingers

[kevin242]

rotting inside a

[Frighteners Entertainment]

oiled filled jar

[gypsichic]

oozing with pink

[Frighteners Entertainment]

bloody red bubbles

[gypsichic]

dripping from the

[Da Weiner]

rat infested room

[Hellrazor]

. During the night

[Frighteners Entertainment]

two men and

[Hellrazor]

a where wolf (how do you spell that anyway) were

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with long black

[gypsichic]

fingernails capable of

[Frighteners Entertainment]

inflicting massive bodily

[gypsichic]

and taking out

[Hella]

internal organs with

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a single blow

[Hella]

from his snot

[HalloweenRick]

covered claws. But

[Frighteners Entertainment]

when the dust