Three Word Story

[Bone Dancer]

crack was heard

[slightlymad]

as he fell

[Fangs]

20 stories down

[Bone Dancer]

to the floor

[Wyatt Furr]

"Thats gonna hurt"

[Wyatt Furr]

Elfaba sighed,and

[Wyatt Furr]

picked him up.

[slightlymad]

if i only

[slightlymad]

had some gorilla

[slightlymad]

glue to help

[Beepem]

beepem build his

[turtle2778]

body over again.

[Wyatt Furr]

Grabbing his femur,

[slightlymad]

frimly placing it

[Wyatt Furr]

in rubber cement,

[HalloweenRick]

he headed towards

[Spooklights]

the glue gun

[Bone Dancer]

to add the

[bodybagged]

lil itty bitty

[grapegrl]

patella bone that

[gypsichic]

that connected to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

,of all places

[gypsichic]

the electrical outlet

[HalloweenRick]

. The shock of

[grapegrl]

ten thousand volts

[Spooklights]

shook him apart

[Bone Dancer]

bone by bone

[Wyatt Furr]

again.Elfaba sighed,

[Bone Dancer]

there you go

[Frighteners Entertainment]

another day at

[Da Weiner]

the hospital with

[gypsichic]

the salt mines.

[gypsichic]

oops!

needles and blood

[Da Weiner]

transfusions that were

[Spooklights]

performed by vampires

[Da Weiner]

that required no

[Frighteners Entertainment]

hardware of any

[gypsichic]

kind but did

[Frighteners Entertainment]

require a small

[Bone Dancer]

pair of holes

[Frighteners Entertainment]

just large enough

[Da Weiner]

to have the

[HalloweenRick]

witch screaming. Elfaba

[Bone Dancer]

what are you

[Wyatt Furr]

doing?", asked Nurse.

[Fangs]

Desdamona, "can't you

[Fangs]

read the signs?"

[Da Weiner]

Apparently, Elfaba did

[grapegrl]

but decided to

[Da Weiner]

throw all caution

[Da Weiner]

to the wind

[Koumajutsu]

and seek out

[HalloweenRick]

her evil archnemesis:

[Koumajutsu]

Dick Van Dyke

[HalloweenRick]

. Dick sent his

[Spooklights]

regards to the

[Koumajutsu]

captain of the

[Bone Dancer]

good ship lollypop

[Wyatt Furr]

,Captain VonTrapp,

[Da Weiner]

requesting his presence

[Koumajutsu]

at the top

[Spookkid]

of the hill

[HalloweenRick]

where Dick was

[Vikeman]

about to remove

[HalloweenRick]

the pin on

[slightlymad]

the gun he

[Spooklights]

stole from the

[Bone Dancer]

guy at the

[Koumajutsu]

Family Fun Center.

[gypsichic]

He was planning

[Da Weiner]

to seek out

[Spookkid]

revenge on the

[Koumajutsu]

one who fortold

[grapegrl]

the demise of

[Koumajutsu]

the ancient wise

[Spooklights]

old crone who

[Wyatt Furr]

wrote the screenplay

[Wyatt Furr]

for the movie,

[Wyatt Furr]

"Bye ,Bye, Birdie.

[Sinister]

The entire production

[HalloweenRick]

was badly written

[Sinister]

and needed rewrites

[HalloweenRick]

from nonunion writers

[Sinister]

with bad attitudes.

[Daughter of Darkness]

And needed money..

[Wyatt Furr]

to pay for

[Wyatt Furr]

Ann Margaret's brassierre.

[Daughter of Darkness]

He secretly wore..

[Bone Dancer]

during the night

[HalloweenRick]

while visualizing himself

[Wyatt Furr]

as Mary Poppins.

[Koumajutsu]

He woke up

[HalloweenRick]

to find that

[Spooklights]

it was later

[Fangs]

and he was

[Fangs]

still wearing it.

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

Altho, now he

[Bone Dancer]

felt better then

[Wyatt Furr]

the time he

[Fangs]

was caught wearing

[Bone Dancer]

the bright red

[HalloweenRick]

sweater from the

[Wyatt Furr]

rack at Bloomingdales.

[Sinister]

Then there was

[HalloweenRick]

a loud BOOM

[Sinister]

in Ladies Undergarments

[Hella]

where Black Lacey

[Fangs]

nightgowns were seen

[Fangs]

being tossed high

[Fangs]

into the air.

[Wyatt Furr]

"Someone call Security",

[Bone Dancer]

ladies were screaming

[Da Weiner]

and running to

[Koumajutsu]

the front of

[HalloweenRick]

the large unassuming

[Bone Dancer]

man in the

[Spooklights]

next department said

[Wyatt Furr]

"I'm all yours"

[Koumajutsu]

to the cute,

[Frighteners Entertainment]

broom sales person

[Koumajutsu]

with a beard

[turtle2778]

that he wanted

[Frighteners Entertainment]

twist and twirl

[gypsichic]

. The commotion was

[Frighteners Entertainment]

almost too great

[gypsichic]

to miss so

[Frighteners Entertainment]

,the writer Sinister

[Da Weiner]

took it upon

[Frighteners Entertainment]

himself to write

[grapegrl]

a most electrifying

[Da Weiner]

screenplay that would

[Frighteners Entertainment]

shock the world

[Da Weiner]

and would definitely

[Bone Dancer]

be voted most

[Spooklights]

likely to succeed.

[Sinister]

likely to win

[Spooklights]

an oscar for

[Da Weiner]

best horror and

[Koumajutsu]

Romantic Sequence in

[Frighteners Entertainment]

"My Hairy Bride"

[gypsichic]

. He decided to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

write love stories

[gypsichic]

about hairy brides

[Frighteners Entertainment]

'cause it made

[gypsichic]

for entertaining reading

[Bone Dancer]

and easy money

[Da Weiner]

which he needed

[Da Weiner]

so he could

[gypsichic]

take his friends

[Spooklights]

to the nicest

[HalloweenRick]

Burger King in

[Koumajutsu]

East Westington City.

[gypsichic]

The oldest vampire

[HalloweenRick]

screamed, "WE MUST

[Spooklights]

Dine In Style!"

[Bone Dancer]

so they left

[Johnny Thunder]

and headed to

[halloweengirl]

And went to

[HalloweenRick]

Chuck E. Cheese.

[Bone Dancer]

a first rate

[Wyatt Furr]

dining experiance.Meanwhile,

[Koumajutsu]

back at the

[Beepem]

ranch, kouma said

[Koumajutsu]

"Them Dukes are

[Wyatt Furr]

cross-dressing gators again"

[Spooklights]

. What should we

[Koumajutsu]

do about the

[HalloweenRick]

witches?" He replied

[Wyatt Furr]

Just as Elphaba,

[slightlymad]

Stod up and

[PrettyGhoul]

reached for her

[Wyatt Furr]

Grimmerie.She slowly

[Wyatt Furr]

read the text.

[Spooklights]

"Eye of newt,

[Johnny Thunder]

......but couldn't finish....

[HalloweenRick]

as she slowly

[Wyatt Furr]

heaved a sigh.

[scareme]

Turning around suddenly

[Johnny Thunder]

and seeing the

[Wyatt Furr]

cross-dressed gators.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Though not in

[Bone Dancer]

time to duck

[Johnny Thunder]

so she said

[gypsichic]

"Good Googlie Mooglie!"

[Johnny Thunder]

then the alligators

[Frighteners Entertainment]

danced and laughed

[gypsichic]

while chugging the

[Johnny Thunder]

Guinness and milk

[gypsichic]

and smoking a

[Johnny Thunder]

nice big fat

[grapegrl]

smelly Cuban cigar.

[gypsichic]

Cackling loudly the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

crazy witch on

[Da Weiner]

the broom yelled

[Frighteners Entertainment]

"I'm a goat!"

[gypsichic]

lmao

she then flew

[Johnny Thunder]

into the earth

[Wildomar]

laughing like a

[Johnny Thunder]

giddy school girl

[scareme]

on spring break

[HalloweenRick]

with Wyatt Furr.

[slightlymad]

All the while

[HalloweenRick]

the drinking continued

[Frighteners Entertainment]

and everyones toes

[HalloweenRick]

started to become

[scareme]

dark and hairy

[Spooklights]

like big spiders

[gypsichic]

. They hallucinated because

[Bone Dancer]

the drink was

[Wyatt Furr]

warm Dr.Pepper.

[Johnny Thunder]

Suddenly a ghoul

[gypsichic]

popped up from

[Da Weiner]

the moist grave

[Wildomar]

with peach schnapps

[Johnny Thunder]

dripping from its

[gypsichic]

fangs and tongue

[Johnny Thunder]

and quickly exploded.

[Da Weiner]

While this is

[Wildomar]

a real predicament

[Johnny Thunder]

the ghoul managed

[gypsichic]

to call 911

[Johnny Thunder]

and asked for

[gypsichic]

an ambulance for

[Johnny Thunder]

a ride to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

the beautiful princess's

[Johnny Thunder]

new Haunted Hospital

[gypsichic]

. Located on the

[Johnny Thunder]

edge of reality

[Da Weiner]

and near the

[Frighteners Entertainment]

end of time

[Johnny Thunder]

. The building was

[gypsichic]

old, moldy and

[Johnny Thunder]

built out of

[gypsichic]

bones from many

[Johnny Thunder]

haunted discarded dreams.

[gypsichic]

The dr was

[Wildomar]

a peculiar man

[gypsichic]

dressing in drag

[Frighteners Entertainment]

queen goat wear (my favorite)

[Spooklights]

and a stethoscope

[Wildomar]

and looking hot

[Johnny Thunder]

but not slutty

[scareme]

. He asked to

[Frighteners Entertainment]

see her broom

[Johnny Thunder]

and she replied

[HalloweenRick]

"That's gonna cost

[Wyatt Furr]

you an arm

[Wyatt Furr]

and a leg.....

[Fangs]

not to mention

[Fangs]

that torso you