Three Word Story

[SuFiKitten77]

This is one that was done at a forum I used to belong too .. someone starts the three word story and it just continues .. I will start:
The moon shined

[Zombie-F]

The moon shined

in the bleak

[dougspaulding]

mid-winter sky. (Does that count as three words?)

[SuFiKitten77]

mid-winter sky. (Does that count as three words?) <- not to sure .. but it sounds good to me :p
The wolf cried

[Doctorthingit]

as she nursed

[dougspaulding]

her three cubs.

[SuFiKitten77]

her three cubs.

Who whined quietly

[dougspaulding]

as they suckled.

[SuFiKitten77]

Outside the wind

[Doctorthingit]

an immenently expedient

[SuFiKitten77]

coolness settled over

[Doctorthingit]

the hollowed trunk.

[SuFiKitten77]

Worms crawled out

[Doctorthingit]

of every orifice

[SuFiKitten77]

smelling like rotten

[Doctorthingit]

chocolate covered cankersores.

[SuFiKitten77]

dripping green goo

[Doctorthingit]

May I've another?

[SuFiKitten77]

sure you can!

[SuFiKitten77]

Tasty and filling!

[Doctorthingit]

Eat with spicy

[SuFiKitten77]

peppers from my

[Doctorthingit]

living dead garden.

[SuFiKitten77]

Smell the fragrant

[Doctorthingit]

puss oozing blossoms

[SuFiKitten77]

How they make

[Doctorthingit]

tiny marching sounds

[SuFiKitten77]

dancing across my

[Doctorthingit]

gargantuan threshold of

[SuFiKitten77]

my wide mouth

[Doctorthingit]

filled with caterpillars .

[SuFiKitten77]

I am lost

[Doctorthingit]

in a world

[Sinister]

of pure evil

[SuFiKitten77]

I rather like

[Doctorthingit]

baked frog intestines

[Omega]

They taste like

[colinsuds]

human ear lobes

[Haasmama]

decayed over time

[Sinister]

through endless eons

[colinsuds]

Then cries echoed

[Omega]

through the abyss

[SuFiKitten77]

What is going

[Sinister]

you dumb motherfuckers!

[SuFiKitten77]

Excuse me sir ..

[SuFiKitten77]

but you can

[SuFiKitten77]

Kiss my behind :p

[Non Compos Mentis]

If Hope Dies...

[SuFiKitten77]

life still continues

[Sinister]

on and on

[SuFiKitten77]

Only ending when

[Sinister]

the Nukes fly

[SuFiKitten77]

destroying all of

[Dr Morbius]

mankind. The End.

[SuFiKitten77]

Once there was

[Dr Morbius]

a raving maniac,

[ScareFX]

who thought he

[Haasmama]

had the key

[HibLaGrande]

to never ending

[crazyryan]

fat elephant curse

[HibLaGrande]

that raged amidst

[crazyryan]

Maple Leafs fans

[HibLaGrande]

who died painfully

[scarface]

from impotent posers

[crazyryan]

who liked bunnyrabbits

[Haasmama]

grilled over hot

[crazyryan]

ice cubes in

[HibLaGrande]

fresh tiger urine.

[Haasmama]

The evil spirits...

[crazyryan]

love the Ottawa-Senators (ONE WORD, SEE)

[HibLaGrande]

ina prisonsex kindaway. :D

[Haasmama]

The unknown entity

[HibLaGrande]

wore a sack

[kevin242]

...hiding his shame...

[HibLaGrande]

that only a...

[ScareFX]

lump could show

[HibLaGrande]

stinky colostomy bags

[kevin242]

seeped liquid horror

[HibLaGrande]

around the feet

[kevin242]

and swollen ankles

[ScareFX]

which were wrapped

[kevin242]

with duct tape

[crazyryan]

and pumpkin pie

[scarface]

to enhance feeling

[kevin242]

in shattered shins

[crazyryan]

of the KEVIN242

[kevin242]

who then laughed

[crazyryan]

and died today

[kevin242]

slapping crazyryan's mother

[crazyryan]

hey, dont ever take that up. That went tooo far.

[kevin242]

who then cried :o

[crazyryan]

the end. Once

[kevin242]

you stop posting

[crazyryan]

gorrillas will rule

[Zombie-F]

Ok, please stop the pubilc bickering and take it to private messages. Resolve it there, privately and try to be respectful to each other.

I refer both of you to the rules here:
http://forums.unpleasantstreet.com/showthread.php?t=16

[crazyryan]

Disney land california

[HibLaGrande]

is no place...

[Haasmama]

to think cheaply

[SuFiKitten77]

Buy lot's of

[kevin242]

over-priced sugar drinks...

[HibLaGrande]

or kick mickeymouse

[Dr Morbius]

then puke violently

[HibLaGrande]

in the teacup

[Dr Morbius]

overfilling the rim

[HibLaGrande]

.The ride operator

[Dr Morbius]

stooped to lick

[HibLaGrande]

puddles of sick

[SuFiKitten77]

stinking, vile, vomit

[ScareFX]

off the patrons

[SuFiKitten77]

Who were sick

[HibLaGrande]

of paying too

[SuFiKitten77]

much money for

[Mollins]

a cheap hooker

[SuFiKitten77]

A hooker who

[Mollins]

was on crack

[SuFiKitten77]

Wanting to get

[Mollins]

a new pimp

[SuFiKitten77]

One who would

[Mollins]

take her money

[SuFiKitten77]

but treat her

[Mollins]

with big 'tools'

[SuFiKitten77]

that were shiny

[ScareFX]

and vibrated quickly

[SuFiKitten77]

She finally shot

[ScareFX]

a homely john

[HibLaGrande]

in the eyeball

[kevin242]

with her earwax

[Rocky]

then all of

[DeathTouch]

the king's men

[DeathTouch]

Not that they

[Frighteners Entertainment]

would ever think

[DeathTouch]

their hands were

[Frighteners Entertainment]

while playing with

[Frighteners Entertainment]

under kryptonoff's pillow

[Frighteners Entertainment]

looking for a

[DeathTouch]

michael jackson CD

[Frighteners Entertainment]

that DT was

[DeathTouch]

not looking for

[Frighteners Entertainment]

until he heard

[scarface]

Billie Jean knocking

[Frighteners Entertainment]

At his door.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Mean while, a

[Hella]

lady in red

[grapegrl]

stood waiting in

[roadkill]

the deepening gloom

[Frighteners Entertainment]

of a fog

[scarface]

. Meanwhile, a girl

[Frighteners Entertainment]

with green teeth

[scarface]

held a toothbrush

[roadkill]

and a missing

[Frighteners Entertainment]

toe nail from

[Hella]

a big dog

[Frighteners Entertainment]

(Dogs have toe nails?)

Though she couldn't

[Hella]

find what she

(who said this story had to make sense or be true..lol )

[Frighteners Entertainment]

what she thought

(I guess you're right)

[krypt]

was good eats

[Frighteners Entertainment]

And then she

[roadkill]

found a maggot

[Frighteners Entertainment]

in the strangest

[Dr Morbius]

place of all

[grim reaper]

a deep toilet

[Dr Morbius]

Being incredibly thirsty,

[grim reaper]

thrusted her head

[roadkill]

into the slimy

[grim reaper]

green toilet water

[krypt]

then she puked

[grim reaper]

vile glowing orange

[HibLaGrande]

hairless mutant hampsters.

[roadkill]

But just then

[krypt]

one bit her

[roadkill]

right on the

[krypt]

on the neck

[Dr Morbius]

Her body contorted

[roadkill]

writhing in total

[Dr Morbius]

Agony. Her tongue

[roadkill]

was thick and

[grim reaper]

green spewing a

[krypt]

a green turd

[grim reaper]

that had gold

[Frighteners Entertainment]

tag saying kryptonoff

[grim reaper]

kills people for

[Frighteners Entertainment]

looking at it

[grim reaper]

and tearing its

[Frighteners Entertainment]

tag from the

[grim reaper]

green smelly turd

[Frighteners Entertainment]

still in its

(whao whoo, you hit 100 Grim!)

[krypt]

poo bag that

[Frighteners Entertainment]

kryptonoff keeps bringing *LOL*

[grim reaper]

with pink flowers
( wow i did yay !!!)

[DeathTouch]

and little pink

[grim reaper]

airfreshners shaped like

[Frighteners Entertainment]

hearts and flowers

[grim reaper]

with freaky lavener

[Frighteners Entertainment]

in his hair

[grim reaper]

which had violet

[Frighteners Entertainment]

bows and ribbons

[grim reaper]

with a evil

[Frighteners Entertainment]

little smilies all

[grim reaper]

waiting to stab

[Frighteners Entertainment]

all the TOTs

[grim reaper]

in the eyes

[Frighteners Entertainment]

But, before this

[grim reaper]

he eats there

[krypt]

realy green boogers

[roadkill]

finding them tasty.

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Not beliveing it's

[roadkill]

really been more

[Dr Morbius]

than a tasty

[Merlin (The Quiet One)]

treat for the

[Hella]

soul. In another

[Dr Morbius]

Part of the

[HalloweenRick]

amusement park there

[Hella]

was a slimey

[roadkill]

swarm of slugs

[scarface]

plotting a cruel

[Dr Morbius]

deadly Tombstone contest.

[Hella]

I was not

[Frighteners Entertainment]

thinking clearly at

[HalloweenRick]

the time of

[roadkill]

making my ultimate

[claymud]

Time Machien Sandwitch

[Dr Morbius]

Which transported me

[Hella]

from here into

[Frighteners Entertainment]

a shimmering pool

[Faustian_Pact]

...Filled with floating,unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bars..

[roadkill]

which were mistaken

[Frighteners Entertainment]

for a pile

[Hella]

of radioactive waste.

[HalloweenRick]

Now Glowing, I

[Hella]

climbed into the

[ghostie]

Big purple cadillac

[roadkill]

with the big

[HalloweenRick]

snow tires and

[Hella]

an orange fuzzy

[Frighteners Entertainment]

pair of slippers

[Michigal]

hanging from the

[claymud]

Tires spiky treads

[HalloweenRick]

to provide better

[ghostie]

traction, obviously, and

[BobC]

Attract Bears Who

[Hella]

act like that

[Da Weiner]

Stalk the woods

[Blackwidow]

looking for revenge

[Sinister]

on redneck types

[grapegrl]

who ate their

[Sinister]

smelly, dirty underwear

[Da Weiner]

without any utensils

[Hella]

and used their

[Da Weiner]

feet to eat

[Blackwidow]

huge portions of