Messed up wish list

[Dr Morbius]

Poof!

Your wish "I wish I WAS immortal" means you are no longer immortal. I took a picture of the look on your face when you realize your mistake as you keel over and die.
You should choose your words more carefully, but I AM making a fortune selling the picture.

I wish Goblin would grant more verbose wishes.

[Goblin]

Granted. But in granting more verbose wishes the person asking the wish dies of
old age reading the long wordy replys where upon nefarious members sneak in and carry off the body to be used as a Halloween prop, other more nefarious members, having liked the prop, in turn steal him to use in their haunt. Thus the person making the wish
spends eternity being stolen over and over again and winds up traveling from haunt to haunt to haunt.

PS Doc: I said I wish I WAS immortal. Since I was not to start with you failed to grant
my wish so you are herby banned from wish granting for a period of one year! :D

I wish for a wish that only has consequences for the person granting it. :D

[CB_Christmas]

poof! CB has aquired $100000000000000000000000000000000000 from an annomous donnor. (you didnt say negative consequences :D)

I wish I could spent the long weekend on a beach somewheres warm!

[Goblin]

Granted. You are a weekend guest at Satan's Beach in Hell

I wish the governmnt would start doing something for the people instead of themselves

[Dr Morbius]

Granted!
(PS Goblin...You never said you WEREN'T immortal, so my wish granting privileges are now restored...lol)

The government, instead of doing those things they do for themselves, are now doing things to other people..mainly, rounding them up and placing them in internment camps to reduce the population.
I wish I aquired CB's money he received from that anonymous donor.

[CB_Christmas]

Granted! the gouvernement has sent a $500 cheque to every person above the age of 18. however they claim you were not on their mailing list.

I wish my clothes would fold themselves.

[Dr Morbius]

I think we are posting too fast! LMAO!!

Granted...WHile wearing your Sundays finest, your suit suddenly begins to fold itself..with you inside it! It's ok, the people around you barely heard your bones cracking.

I wish to win the Lottery.

[Goblin]

(Why would I wish to be immortal if I already was? Plus you granted a wish I already
granted and not mine. Priviledges suspended again)

Your wish is granted. But it is all counterfeit.

I wish it would stay sunny more than just a couple of hours

[CB_Christmas]

granted! the sun becomes less and less powerful from being overworked, and burns out. this causes the entire population to wither and die.

I wish I got a raise at work...

[Dr Morbius]

(Why would I wish to be immortal if I already was? Plus you granted a wish I already
granted and not mine. Priviledges suspended again)

(Your wish that you "WAS" immortal implied that you were immortal already. Your wish to be mortal again and to be immortal no longer was expressed in the past tense. Since I am about to grant a wish, I now have my wish granting privileges back again..:D:D)
Your co-workers lift you high in the air ...and drop you.

I wish there were no more rats in the world.

[CB_Christmas]

wow we need to slow down ;)

[Goblin]

(Your wish that you "WAS" immortal implied that you were immortal already. Your wish to be mortal again and to be immortal no longer was expressed in the past tense. Since I am about to grant a wish, I now have my wish granting privileges back again..)

That makes no sense. I would sam AM not WAS if I was imortal.

I wish Doc had a dictionary so he could better understand the English language.

[CB_Christmas]

Granted! everyone knows I do *such* a great job, I get a raise and a promotion. However it requires a transfer to a remote island in the middle of the ocean.

I wish my homework did itself (I did do my homework before going online BTW....;))

[Goblin]

Granted. But it does it wrong and you get expelled.

I wish everyone wait their turn. lol

[CB_Christmas]

Granted! everyone takes their turn,however they all do it at the same time :D

I wish my cellphone battery didnt need charging..

[Goblin]

Granted. Only now you can only recieve signals from 5 feet away

I wish the rain would pass us by today

[CB_Christmas]

Granted! The cloud moves southward and is replaced by heavy fog and lightening

I wish halloween was twice a year

[Goblin]

Granted it. It's now on October 30 & 31st

I wish had some good prop ideas

[CB_Christmas]

Granted. you know know many places to prop things up aganst such as walls, doors, the car.....

I wish I could make realistic papier mache props like others on the forum...

[Goblin]

Granted. All their knowledge is transferred to you head, but you get such a headache you can't use it

I wish I was 25 again

[CB_Christmas]

Granted!! you are now 25. however thats days not years.

I wish I could keep up with all of you and jacks comments.

[Goblin]

(Good one Goblin day is the equilivent of a year human. You made me 25 years old....
just what I wanted)

Your wish is granted. We've stopped playing for a while

I wish all my wishes would come true.......but with no consequences!

[CB_Christmas]

Granted.

I unwish Goblins last wish! :D

[Goblin]

Denied. That would be considered consequences

I wish everyone in the world were billionaires

[Dr Morbius]

Granted..

Everyone in the world is now poor. They used to have billions, when they "were" billionaires. Now they don't. Another one of those past tense things..lol!

I wish Goblin would word his wishes more carefully because I'm tired of being poor.

[Goblin]

Once again you have failed miserbly at wish granting Doc :D

Everyone in the world WERE NOT billionaires so you could NOT take
away what they never had, nor did you make the billionaires as the wish asked
so once again your wish is Denied. Now, you leave me no choice.........

I wish Dr. Morbius would never ever be able to grant a wish as long as he
lives! :D

[CB_Christmas]

Granted! sadly Dr.Mrobius dies in a fatal washing machine accident. However, he comes back from the dead to torment you by granting your wishes from beond the grave.

I wish I had a few extra hours to sleep every night.

[RoxyBlue]

It is my pleasure to grant this wish for you.

While you are school, the ghost of Dr Morbius materializes in your house, bent on revenge for that fatal washing machine accident. Fueled by rage and channeling a vast store of spectral energy, he quickly moves through the house placing his ghostly hands on every electronic item you own, including your iPod, VCR, CD/DVD player, television, portable radio, and computer. The telltale scent of ozone and fried electronics fills the air as he methodically destroys the inner workings of everything he touches. The last item upon which he wreaks havoc is the washing machine, just because. He then vanishes, a contented smile on his ghostly face.

When you return from school, you are horrified to find that none of your prized possessions is in working order. You can't log on to the Forum either to play games or bewail your fate in the Unstructured Thoughts forum. You now have several extra hours in the day with nothing to do other than sleep.

I wish Dr Morbius would come back to life and grant me the best wish EVER!

[Goblin]

Granted. Dr. Morbius is live and well again. He grants your fondest wishes only each
one comes with such terrible consequences you soon wish you had never made them!
Your friends soon wish you had never made them too and Dr. Morbius grants their
wishes too and all wishes are erased and he winds up dead again. Now you are right
back where you started from.

I wish nobody had to die ever again

[nixie]

Aww, that's so sweet, I don't want to mess that one up...

I shall grant your wish, however, since it's 2am, I mistakenly think you wish nobody has to dye ever again. After several attempts to make self-dying fabrics fail miserably, it is determined that in order to prevent dying, all fabric shall remain white. Now everyone can see every little spot on everyone's clothes, and doctors don't feel special anymore.

I wish I had an I-Mac.

[Goblin]

Granted. But you accidently drop it and it shatters into a thousand pieces!

I wish everyone's deceased love one could spend one more day with them

[Dr Morbius]

Ressurectus!!

Cemeteries all over the world shutter as the corpses of long dead relatives squirm to the surface to break out of their entombments. Seeking out their families, everyones passed grandparents are stumbling down he streets looking for their former loved ones, including yours.

You hear a weak and random -sounding rap on your door. Opening it reveals your grandad, long since gone is now on your doorstep..He spends all day with you eating your flesh. At sundown he returns to his resting place, along with the millions of other loved ones who have passed, fat and satisfied. The resulting Zombie epidemic eventually wipes out the earth of all living things, thanks to your wish.

I wish the zombie epidemic never happened.

[Goblin]

Sorry Doc, but since you were eaten by the zombies you could not be around to make
that wish which renders it null and void.

I wish the zombies would only plaque the west coast.

[RoxyBlue]

And the bad news is....

In an attempt to avoid developing an elaborate scenario to address Dr Morbius' wish, you declared it null and void due to his being eaten by the zombies. Had you given it some thought, you would have realized that, had you granted his wish and made the zombie invasion non-existent, not only would he have survived, but so would you. Since you do not exist either, you are unable to make a wish respecting the location of the zombie plague or anything else for that matter. The good news is, since I am so sweet that zombies do not like the way I taste, I was able to survive the plague and may now make a wish for myself:D

I wish all the zombies would move to Alcatraz and stay there.

[Spooky1]

As you command,

The Zombie hordes from all over the world slowly shamble toward San Francisco Bay to take up permanent residency on Alcatraz. Unfortunately since most of the world population (except for Roxy) has become a zombie, the island of Alcatraz can't hold them all, but they just keep coming until the sheer weight of 6 billion plus zombies in one place sends the Earth's rotation out of whack. This knocks the Earth out of orbit and sends it hurtling through space away from the sun. I hope you have some warm socks Roxy, it's about to get really cold.

I wish all the zombies were vegetarians.

[Goblin]

Granted.
All the zombies become vegetarians, but since their dead brains can no longer
distinquish btween vegetable and animal they eat everything in sight. Those who
are not eaten by zombies slowly starve to death.

I wish the zombies would cease to exist

[nixie]

Granted! Now that zombies no longer exist, we haunters have very little to talk about. We soon tire of ghosts and vampires, and just stop all together. Now look what you've done!

I wish I could dance like Ginger Rogers.

[Goblin]

Granted. But Ginger Rodgers is dead so rigormortis sets in and you dance like a zombie.
All the other haunters see this and want you for their haunts. A huge tug of war ensues
and you are torn into pieces. Everyone grabs a piece and uses it in their haunts! You
saved the day for everyone.

I wish for a million dollars and someone suffer the consequences for it! lol

[Dark Angel 27]

POW!

Wish granted! Your bank account immediatley has a million dollars in it. Unfortunitely, some poor lowely accountant gets blamed for the financial mistake...he's very pissed off at you. What you didn't know about him is that he secretly leads an occult. several dangerous poltergeists swarm your house and you never get a moment's peace or any sleep. As a result you drop dead from exhaustion...and your significant other takes the money and runs away from the 'suddenly haunted house'

I wish for my significant other and I to both become vampires!

[Dr Morbius]

You got it!

You and your Significant other are now vampires. In a world where Vampires are fictitious figures, you both now do not really exist, and cannot make any more wishes. Your Hauntforum account will soon be deleted.

I wish to eat Hot Wings tonight.

[Goblin]

Granted.

There is no other food in the house and a swarm of bats fly into the house and attack you. You use fire to defend yourself and burn up all the bats. The action leaves you soooooooo hungry you devour the bats wings and all! You never said WHAT kind of hot
wings. lol

I wish Dr. Morbius could have more hot wings

[Dr Morbius]

Granted,

I take all the hotwings I can find and anchor them to the nearest dock, effectively mooring them.

I wish Goblins wish made more sense.

[Goblin]

Granted. I went back and put in the missing word.

I wish it was Autumn

[nixie]

Granted! Unfortunately, skipping summer means you didn't have time to finish your Halloween projects. You hear the fateful, "Trick-Or-Treat". In a panic at the thought of having no decorations, you steal the inflatable from your neighbor's yard. You are subsequently egged.

I wish my dog would stop barking

[Goblin]

Granted. Your dog has been barking at the zombie sneaking up behind you. It manages
to destroy the zombie but is bitten by the zombie in the process and turns into a zombie
dog. When you go to see why it quit barking it turns on you and devours you. This is one
time when a dog's bite turned out to be worse than it's bark.

I wish I had Superman's powers

[Dr Morbius]

Again, wishing you HAD (past tense) Superman's powers, implies you already have them and wish to get rid of them...so
Granted!
You are pelted with boulder size rocks of Kryptonite, which effectively dis-empowers you while at the same time crushes you to death.

I wish to have Superman's powers.

[Spooky1]

Up, up and granted

You gain all of Superman's mighty powers. Unfortunately you didn't say when you wanted Sup's powers, so as you are taking your final breath on your death bed, many years from now' you suddenly feel a surge of power in your frail limbs. You can see right through everything (hey, that hot nurse isn't wearing any undies :)). You leap up and soar through the air through the window and into the sky, only to have your aged heart give out. You fall from the sky into an all girls college locker room shower. You pass on with a smile on your face.

I wish I was an artist so Roxy wouldn't need to do all the artwork for our props

[Goblin]

Granted. You changed into Rembrant. Unfortunately, Rembrant is dead and buried so
you find yourself in a casket six feet underground. The air supply only lasts a few
minutes and you die once again.

I wish Dr. Morbious had to go back and take his English classes over

[Dr Morbius]

Granted!
I am the the master of the English language, and will forever correct Goblin's grammar for ever after from here on out and whatever for to.

I wish to have a nice big plate of Rice Krispy treats right now.

[Goblin]

Granted. A nice big plate of Rice Krispy treats. 100 feet high and 100 feet long!

I wish I had 1 billion one dollar bills

[Dark Angel 27]

granted!

sadly, you forgot to bundle all the money together and with just one gust of wind all the loose bills fly out the window, and into my waiting hands. Thanks a million! *insert wicked cackle*

[Goblin]

You didn't make a wish

[Dark Angel 27]

You didn't make a wish

oh crap your right! :o

i wish for a hearse that drove itself...(have fun with this!)

[Goblin]

oh crap your right! :o

i wish for a hearse that drove itself...(have fun with this!)

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, it is now an evil hearse that likes to run
down pedestrians, run other cars off the road, and locks the doors when you
get in and then runs itself into a brick wall making you a prop for somebody.

I wish it was Halloween

[Dr Morbius]

Since you asked it "WAS" Halloween.....oh nevermind.

Poof!
Since you didn't specify what "it" is, everything is now Halloween. While driving to your job in your halloween mask, you get in an accident. The Doctors in the Hospital, all dressed in chicken suits cannot operate on you properly and all the fake feathers from their costumes got into your wound infecting you. You die of sepsis, but don't worry. The Police, all dressed in Spongebob costumes arrive at your house to tell your Wife you have passed. It is expected, bu law, that she use you as a prop on the lawn all year 'round.

I wish I had more Rice Krispy treats.

[Spooky1]

Snap, crackle and Pop your wish is my command

You find a heaping plate full of delicious Rice Crispy Treat appear in front of you. You dive in eating one after an other. They are the best you ever have had. The taste is slightly different that those you've had before, but they they seem to just make you hungrier for more. As you're eating one there is a crunch and you find a small bone was in one of the treats, but your cravings drive you to keep eating. You find more small bones in the treat, but they're so good. At the bottom of the plate you find three tiny skulls wearing hats with the names snap, crackle and pop on them. You just devoured the Rice Crispy elves, and now seem to have formed a taste for more. You go in search for the Keebler elves next.

I wish I was a forensic scientist (working with a cute goth babe like Abby from NCIS) :)

[Goblin]

Granted. But your first case is Abby's murder.

I wish every wish I wish would come true.

[Just Whisper]

So it shall be!

Every wish you make shall come true, but like this game, they will all end in a disturbing twisted failure. Your life will be a living hell for it.


I wish I had a bigger back yard so I could build a bigger shed to store more props,

[Goblin]

Granted. You now have a bigger yard. But your neighbors get mad at you for
stealing their land and burn your house down. Now you are forced to use the shed
for your new house.

I wish I had a steak right now.

[Dr Morbius]

Granted!

A nice juicy steak has just appeared on your dinner table.

Half way through eating it, there is a knock on your door. Wiping the juices from you chin, you open the door to two Police officers.
They are here for you.

Seems that your neighbor called them after his left buttock somehow "came off" and slid down his pant leg. While the ambulance carried him off to the hospital, the cops noticed the blood trail left by the slithering human butt-meat leading straight to your door. It must have crawled onto your dinner table without your noticing.

but try explaining THAT to the cops. You are imprisoned for cannibalization then committed to a psychiatric facility for life.

I wish I had more of those yummy cereal elves.

[badger]

*poof*

However PETE - People for the Ethical Treatment of Elves beging protesting your harsh cannabalistic treatment of the 'vertically challenged'. They picket outside your house non-stop making you a complete outcast.

I wish my lucky lottery numbers would finally cash in

[dave the dead]

You can hardly believe you ears as they call them out....all your lucky numbers have been called as the winner of the mega-huge lottery drawing...every single one that you have played time and again, every single week for as long as you can remember....It feels like a dream come true, and plans for spending you gazillions flood thru your head...and then you realize that you have no idea where you placed your ticket. In a panic, you tear apart every square inch of your house. Days, weeks, months go by as you look for the ticket with your lucky numbers. Your search is in vain, and you slowly lose your mind obsessing about what might have been.

I wish that possums would replace the dog as man's best friend.

[debbie5]

*poof!* and dave the dead looks down to see a 2 foot long, ghostly white possum curled up at his feet, snoozing on the rug. dave is amazed to see that his fondest rodential wish has been granted, and he reaches down to pet the soft fur on the sleeping rodent.

as dave's paint spattered and callus riddened hand reaches down to pet the soft snowy fur, the rodent awakens and spins about, sinking needle sharp teeth into the meaty palm of dave's hand....dave shrieks like morbidmike and tears his hand away, but the possum has a firm grip. dave is screaming, shaking his hand wildly, trying to shake the hissing critter off of his hand, as fearsome screeches and dave's O negative hit the walls. While dave yells and trys to calculate the cost of rabies shots and steam cleaning for the curtains...he realizes while the possum has now become man's best friend, the feeling is not mutual. dave forgot to ask that man become the possum's best friend.


While a few states away, debbie 5 is wishing for cowboy boots for Christmas...

[Goblin]

Granted. But the dead cowboy's feet are still in them.

I wish Debbie5 gets a cowboy hat to go with the boots

[autumnghost]

But of course. But the hat's filled with fire ants.

I wish Debbie5 would get a book deal because she writes fiction so well.

[debbie5]

*poof*! Debbie5's friend who works in publishing publishes her incredible novel..all about a community of Halloween obsessed home haunters who live in their own gated community. But during an interview on Oprah, in a Mountain Dew induced fit of pressured speech and rambling, Debbie5 accidently lets slip that there indeed IS such a community in real life. And..the feds come in and arrest us all and morbidmike is a cellmate of Charles Manson.

I wish for a simple jewelry box.

(and thank you for the compliment autumnghost...)

[Goblin]

Poof. You are given a cardboard box

I wish I had a million dollars in one dollar bills

[debbie5]

**poof** the million dollars in one dollar bills appears..as a towering stack that promptly falls over and squishes you...leaving only your head exposed...which morbidmike sees...so he saunters over and starts chewing your ear off.

I wish I had a third leg.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a third leg and spend the rest of your life running in circles

I wish it was Christmas

[debbie5]

***POOF!~**

It's Christmas...the snow if falling, the stars are twinkling...it's the last thing you see as you fall into a deep ravine.

I wish Evil Andrew would take me ice fishing.

[autumnghost]

*** Wish granted! *** but the only thing you catch are ice cubes.

I wish someone would clean my house while I'm at work.

[Evil Andrew]

**poof** your house was cleaned while you were at work. After they loaded your belongings into their truck, they were nice enough to run the vacuum. Then they rolled up the freshly vacuumed rugs , and took them too !

I wish autumnghost would win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes, so she could buy new stuff for her house!

[debbie5]

*poof!** And autumnghost wins the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes! But when they arrive to deliver her prize, they see the house has already been cleared, so they leave...

I wish Evil Andrew were 17 again.

[Goblin]

Poof. Evil Andrew is 17 again.......17 inches!

I wish I wasn't so sick right now

[debbie5]

*poof!** you go to the doc who gives you antibiotics and you are cured.
Edit:(Sorry- I forgot the rest). Only the doc messed up & gave you too strong of a dose of antibiotics...so now you have a fungal infection and are growing mushrooms out of your forehead.
I wish I were a slim gay man.

[autumnghost]

Voila - You're Christopher Lowell but all of your shows have been cancelled for lack of viewers.

I wish I were a slim young woman.

[debbie5]

**poof** I show up with a Wii and Let's Dance, along with lots of fiber rich foods, healthly proteins and good snacks.After a quick motivational speech, you realize I'm really Richard Simmons and I vomited myself thin.

I wish I was meaner.

[Goblin]

Poof. You are so mean you kill yourself out of sheer spite.

I wish it would warm up a little

[debbie5]

**poof**! A flaming dwarf opens up your front door and runs through the house, departing out the back and then rolling in the snow to extinguish himself. Now THAT'S a little warmer!

I wish I had a wife.

[Evil Andrew]

***poof****. You left your husband and married Pat. She goes out drinking with the girls, comes home drunk, slaps you around and says "Make me some breakfast B!t€h, or I'll split your lip !"

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I wish I knew who was really on the grassy knoll......

[debbie5]

The guy with the toolbox, that had a screw-together shot gun in it, that the deaf mute saw..ever see that interview? As far as I know, it only ran once.

I wanna know how if Kennedy's head ended up behind him, he supposedly got shot from the REAR? Oh wait..we are getting too serious.

My wish is that Evil Andew takes us all out for wings & beverages.

[Goblin]

Poof. Roast parrot and goat's milk

I wish I could have my wish to live forever....and someone else gets
stuck with the consequences

[autumnghost]

*** poof *** You live until the end of time. But the world explodes in 2012 so that only leaves you a little over a year.

I wish more students would attend my self defense classes so I could do that full time.

[debbie5]

**poof** HI YAAAaahhh! More students attend your classes, but they insist you wear a Hong Kong Phooey shirt 24/7.

I wish I had a wife.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a wife.....but she nags you to death.....so you kill her and use her as
a prop

I wish gasoline prices would drop to a dollar a gallon

[debbie5]

**poof** gas prices are a dollar a gallon, but all the taxes, import fees etc. bring the price back up to $3.19 a gallon. Oh, wait..that's what's really happeneing anyway.

I wish I had a mullet.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a mullet......now what are you gonna do with a fish?

I wish everyone will have a Merry Christmas

[Evil Andrew]

***POOF****. We all have a very merry Christmas, full of peace on earth an goodwill towards men. Sadly, the credit card bill comes in the mail on January 2nd, and we all realize that we will have to sell our children for medical experiments .

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I wish I'd find a big suitcase full of cash .......

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a suitcase full of cash.......Johnny Cash

I wish all the unemployed people could go back to work

[debbie5]

**poof** All the unemployed people are back to work. We now have no president, are a communist nation and eat roots for dinner.

(I wish the economy was better..this is a horrible time we are going through as a nation.)

I wish I had two heads.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have two heads.....and the fuss and argue constantly, keeping you awake 24/7 till you collapse in an exhausted heap

I wish wish there were a dozen more of me

[scareme]

Poof! There are now thirteen of you. And you all live in the same house. You are never alone now, cause you're in every room of the house. You can't go anywhere cause one of you always have the car out. There is never any food in the house cause one of you is always hungry. You're all living on your income, so money has gotten very tight. Forget about bringing a date home, cause one of you is always jealous. And you don't want to even think about the bathroom. There is always a line to get in there. Have fun with yourself.

I wish someone would cook for me.

[Evil Andrew]

...POOF..... Debbie comes over to cook for you. She prepares variety of dishes, and you stuff yourself. As she is cleaning up in the kitchen, you thank her , and realize she has wok'd your dog !

I wish I could still get away with all the rotten things I'd like to do : )

[debbie5]

(why me!!??)

[Evil Andrew]

( well, I don't know how to cook : )

[debbie5]

POOF! EA gets away with all the rotten things he would like to do. Sadly, "getting away with it" means he "gets away" to the bottom of the Hudson River, wearing some Jimmy Hoffa cement shoes.

I wish knew how to surf.

[Goblin]

POOF! You now know how to surf.......but the sharks get you! Too bad

I wish I could read minds.

[autumnghost]

Poof! You can read minds but realize that you're not paranoid everyone really is plotting against you.

I wish I could write like J. R. Ward.

[Goblin]

Poof. You write just like J.R. Ward.....only she charges you with plagiarism and sues
you for everything you own! No publishers will touch your work and you wind up
penniless out on the street......but you can still write like J.R. Ward.

I wish I had the power cosmic. Since I would have cosmic awareness I would know
when you grant it and snap my fingers....POOF.....you're gone before any consequences
can be uttered.

[Spiderclimber]

Poof Cosmic awareness granted. Snap of finger by Goblin and poof I am gone before consequence can occur. But Galactus, entity of Cosmic Power, knows there has been a tear in the cosmic power force as only he, Herald of Galactus and the Silver Surfer should have the power. As you did not serve Galactus to obtain said power, Galactus removes the cosmic power which had already replaced your soul (auras) leaving you souless.

I wish I was not gone for having granted Cosmic Power to Goblin.

[Goblin]

Unfortunately, Galactus can only remove it from those he bestowed it upon, not other
cosmic beings......so I still have the power. I do have a change of heart and POOF
restore Spiderclimber.

I wish I had a beef and cheddar sandwich from Arbys.

[Goblin]

Unfortunately, Galactus can only remove cosmic power from those he bestows it upon,
so I still have mine. But I have a chance of heart so.....POOF I restore Spiderclimber.

I wish I had a beef and cheddar sandwich

[Spiderclimber]

Poof you order a beef and cheddar sandwich but you double your order due to the double post. You only have enough money for one so they call the police and you are arrested.

I wish my roof would stop leaking.

[Goblin]

Poof. Your roof becomes solid and thus stops leaking. But the added weight caves it in,
crushing every stick of furniture in the hous, as well as pictures, knick-knacks, glasses, dishes, etc.

I wish people could have their wishes with no consequences.

[Spiderclimber]

Poof. People get their wishes with no consequences except for the wisher of no consequences. He gets them all instead.

I wish I had enough time to decorate for Halloween.

[Plastic Ninja]

Done. Now all of your time is now devoted to Halloween. however, you no longer have time for eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom.

I wish I had a ham sandwich.

[Goblin]

Sorry my wish was wishes granted with no conseguences. That would include me to.
You failed to grant the wish and thus renders it all null n void. Sorry.

[Plastic Ninja]

But this is a consequences in it's self, and there is now I tear in time and space. You are eaten alive by past versions of yourself.

I wish for my LED lights to work right.

[Goblin]

Poof. They work right. But they are immediately stolen by one of your neighbor's for their
own haunt. Too bad

I wish the whole world had to wear boxer shorts with bunnies on them.

[Spiderclimber]

poof wish granted. But the entire bunny population of the world goes extinct as they are all stapled to the boxer shorts.

I wish my puppy would be potty trained already.

[autumnghost]

Zing - Your puppy's potty trained but the toilet seat is wet because he forgot to lift the lid.

I wish winter was over and spring was here.

[Plastic Ninja]

Done. But now it is always spring, and Halloween will never come.

I want a pie.

[Spiderclimber]

Ding, You get a pie, but it is a pie in the face from each member of haunt forum for cancelling Halloween with an eternal spring.

I wish I was finished fixing up my house.

[Goblin]

Poof. It is finished....just in time for a metor to crash into it! Now you get to start over.

I wish they made sugar-free doughnuts

[Spiderclimber]

Poof - Sugar free donuts, but they taste like they sound and you might as well eat sawdust.

I wish my basement was clean

[autumnghost]

Poof - your basement is clean but every prop and all your supplies to make props are gone, leaving you with nothing but concrete as far as the eye can see.

I wish my co-worker would stop bathing in cologne. (I can actually taste it. Gross!)

[Spiderclimber]

poof- They stop bathing in cologne but decide not to bathe at all.

I wish my sidewalk was shovelled.

[Goblin]

Poof - Sugar free donuts, but they taste like they sound and you might as well eat sawdust.

Sugar free means they don't use sugar but a sugar substitute. :)

[Goblin]

poof- They stop bathing in cologne but decide not to bathe at all.

I wish my sidewalk was shovelled.

Poof. Your sidewalk is now shoveled. But it is all piled in front of your door so
you can't get out till Spring.

I wish they had Halloween cards in a box of 52 like they do Christmas cards.

[Spiderclimber]

Poof Halloween cards in a box of 52, not including the jokers and rule book. You can play poker all night now.

I wish the weekend would get her faster.

[Goblin]

Poof Halloween cards in a box of 52, not including the jokers and rule book. You can play poker all night now.

I wish the weekend would get her faster.

Her who? :D

And I was referring to Halloween greetings cards. lol

[Spiderclimber]

I figured you were but you made it too easy to change the rules and mess up the wish :)

Also, I wish the weekend was here not her, but now it is so my wish is still good. You only have 1 day 11 hours to mess it up.

[Goblin]

Granted. But the weekend was already here, so your wish speeds it up and it's gone!

I wish I had a chocolate doughnut

[Spiderclimber]

The weekend is gone. I hate your wish granting.

Poof Chocolate donut granted, but unsweetened so it is bitter and inedible.

I wish I had 100 LED spot lights done.

[Goblin]

The weekend is gone. I hate your wish granting.

Poof Chocolate donut granted, but unsweetened so it is bitter and inedible.

I wish I had 100 LED spot lights done.

Poof. They are done....but burn out first time used.

I wish I had a dollar for every game I played on the forum.

[Spiderclimber]

You get a dollar per time played on the forum, but the forum starts charging $1.25 per post.

I wish I had 8 weeks of vacation vs 2.

[dave the dead]

Whammo! You are thrown into the center ring for a one-against-two battle royale...the winner gets 8 weeks vacation ...Unfortunatley you have to fight against a professional Kickboxer and a Navy Seal...your "8 weeks vs two" match is over quickly. While JeanClaude and Captain Pain are sunning themselves in Aruba, you spend the next 8 weeks in the heavy trauma ward of your local hospital.

( but it's still better than work)

I wish I could climb trees like a squirrel and withstand freezing waters like a duck.

[scareme]

Badda Bing...Badda Boom! You can now now climb trees like a squirrel and withstand freezing waters like a duck. That's because on the top half you're a squirrel, with a cute pointed nose, and little paws with long sharp nails for clinging to branches. And your bottom half is a duck, with a fluffy butt and a cute pointed tail. You feet are huge and webbed, you you can swim like a duck, and your bottom is covered with down so your toasty warm in water. You've never seen a duck with blue balls have you? It's a good thing your wife is an animal lover, so she doesn't kick you out. She loves your pointed nose and tail. Lucky you!

I wish I had a four wheel drive truck.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a 4 wheel truck, but neglected to ask for gas to run it.

I wish I had a french dip sub

[scareme]

Zing!...You have a sub. In fact you're in your sub. On your way to New Zealand you get lost and end up in France. You try to ask them for directions, but they don't understand you and think you are trying to attack them. They start firing at you and you have to make the sub dip (it's a stretch) to avoid being hit. So you travel along further under water and surface again to ask for directions. To bad you surfaced in Egypt this time. Good Luck.

I wish the weather would clear up so everyone would get back to work so I could go shopping.

[Goblin]

Uhhhhh.....a french dip subis a sandwich from Arbys. lol

[Spiderclimber]

What no wish? I guess I will have to grant the previous wish.

Poof, Goblin gets nothing as nothing was asked for

Poof, the weather clears. Everyone returns to work, but that includes Scareme and Goblin as they are clearly part of everyone. With everyone working there is no time for shopping or Arby's french dip subs, or even trips to France and Egypt in Subs.

I wish the ice would go away so I could drive home safe.

[RoxyBlue]

As you wish.....

The ice-covered roads clear magically before your eyes even as we speak. As you slide behind the wheel of your car, you heave a sigh of blissful relief - no fears of slipping off the road or suffering an accident now. The trip home is a pleasure as you navigate what were once treacherous streets. You arrive home safely and pull into your driveway. "Damn, I wish I'd thought to make this wish sooner" you call out gaily as you press the garage door opener. As the garage door begins to open, you suddenly hear an ominous rumble. Peering up through the windshield, you note with horror that all the ice you wished away from the roads is now teetering at the edge of the garage roofline. Before you can move or even think, the massive pile comes crashing down, crushing both you and your car. With a little luck, there'll be an early thaw so they can find your remains in time for a spring burial.

I wish I had some Captain Morgan's Private Stock to add to my hot chocolate

[Goblin]

Did you grant a wish or write a short story? :D

Poof. You now have Captain Morgan's private stock for your hot chocolate.
But all the neighbors find out and it is quickly gone. However, the Captain
finds out and arrives with his pirates demanding it back......Now what do you do?

I wish I had a sugar-free strawberry shortcake

[scareme]

Uhhhhh.....a french dip subis a sandwich from Arbys. lol

A sandwich from Arbys would be too easy. You choke, you die. We want answers you could make movies out of. Why do you think Hollywood producers check out this web site? Duh.

[scareme]

Boom! Do you know what it would take to grow sugar free strawberries? All the scientist that were just on the verge of discovering a way to grow enough crops to end world starvation are transfered over to the project to grow strawberries without fructose, but still have a sweet flavor. Since no one is working on crop production, millions of people die. All because of one selfish person. Mother Theresa, now in heaven, hears about the suffering people and this really pisses her off. Her ghost shows up at your door and opens up a can of whoop-ass on you. That was the second miracle she needed to become a saint. The pope canonizes her as a saint, and you go to hell.

I wish I could drink six cokes a day, and never gain a pound.

See Goblin, I even have the ghost of Mother Theresa in your movie!

[Goblin]

Poof! You can now drink six cokes a day and never gain a pound......
you gain 5 pounds for every coke you drink.
Silly girl, you should have asked to never gain any weight!
Mother Teresa should've warned you about that!

I wish I wasn't diabetic anymore.

[Spiderclimber]

poof you are no longer diabetic. You now are instead allergic to all food. I are forced to only drink water and take vitamin supplements for life, which is about 5 weeks from now.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

[Goblin]

Gee Spiderclimber, it was nice of you to take the consequences for me
.....and you granted your own wish too! You won't have to work but 5
more weeks! lol

I wish Spiderclimber would get 10 weeks instead of 5

[Spiderclimber]

poof. I get 10 weeks instead of 5, but I still can't make it to Halloween and the architectual board in my community has ordered me to take my display down as it is not halloween time leaving me to die with no final hurrah of Halloween.

I wish Goblin would stop posting about lawyers digging up old debts and trying to collect without giving an explaination of what he is talking about.

[Goblin]

Poof. Granted. But I would think that would be obvious.
Law firms buy up old debts, claim they are their clients and try
to collect them. Their "clients" have filed a claim with their
insurance company and got their money. When they can't get
anything they will sell the debt and take a loss on it.

I wish I had a ribeye steak with baked potatoes.

[Spiderclimber]

poof granted a ribeye steak with baked potatoes. Unfortunately as you are walking to the table, you slip on some of the butter which has run off of the potatoe and break your jaw. It is now wired shut and you can't eat solid food for 6 months.

I wish I had a dollar

[autumnghost]

Wish granted - you have a dollar but your checking account is empty and that dollar is all you have

I wish I had more hours in the day

[Spiderclimber]

Poof - you have more hours in the day. But it makes the day endless and Halloween is not in February.

I wish my chocolate ice cream was vanilla.

[Goblin]

Poof. You're chocolate ice cream is now vanilla.......but it has melted due to the
energy needed to grant the wish.

I wish Spiderclimber had a gallon of vanilla ice cream.

[Spiderclimber]

Poof I have a gallon of vanilla icecream but no friends to share it with.

I wish Goblin would pass Roxy in posts.

[scareme]

Poof-The cold snap the weather men forecasted is here. But it is a lot colder than they expected. It is so cold they don't even have a thermometer that can register it. Have you seen the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? Well this cold wave makes the weather in that movie look like Miami in July. It is so cold it permeates through the ground so deep it freezes the lava core at the center of the earth. It is so cold it freezes even deeper and freezes the fires of hell. And that does it. Because it would take hell freezing over for Goblin to pass Roxy in posts.

I wish I was genius smart.

[Goblin]

Poof. You are now genius smart. But your brain is too small to contain that
much intelligence (Only Goblins are) and it quickly burns out! Now you are less
smarter than you were before and have been offered a new job as a Scarecrow
in Oz!

Oh look, hell is freezing over! :D

I wish for a consequence reflector which would bounce the consequences
back at the sender......at triple strength!

[Spiderclimber]

Poof Consequence reflector enabled. Consequences are reflected back to original senders. Unfortunately the reflector is too powerful and the consequences shoot clear past the intended target reaching forth for a worthy receptor, one of genius smarts. Being as Goblins are the only recepters for this type of power, they ensue all consequences of said reflectors.

I wish the people at the toll booths were happier.

[Goblin]

Poof. They now get all your money and they're happier!

I wish someone would ship all the policticians overseas instead of the jobs

[Spiderclimber]

poof, Polititians are shipped overseas. But wait, what just happened, the shipping freight is stuck at the airport. The TSA people have hassled the pilot and the cargo handlers. The flight was delayed which missed the connection with the next shipping container ship. The politicians are now doomed due to their lack of fixing the airport security measures and ensuring the public are not harrassed. All of the public rejoices but are soon forced to fill the positions. They choose only Christmas loving individuals which cancel Halloween to ensure there is enough time to get decorations out on the shelves by July.

I wish post it notes were available in black.

[Goblin]

Poof. Post notes are available in black.....and only black. All ink pens are gone except
the ones with black ink. Try as you will, you can never read any messages again.

I wish Spring was here.

[Spiderclimber]

Poof Spring is here, in the form of a thigh master spring. All you can do now is work out the legs and pray for warmth from the exercise.

I wish I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Goblin]

Poof. You have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But before you can eat it the
dog snatches it out of you hand and gobbles it up. Too bad.

I wish Spiderclimber had another sandwich

[Spiderclimber]

Poof I have another sandwich. but this time, my puppy (10 weeks) takes it off the plate while I clean up a pee spot on the floor. :(

I wish Goblin would stop wishing things for me that he knows will get messed up haha

[Goblin]

Poof! I can no longer wish things for Spiderclimber.....nor can I grant any of his wishes
anymore either! Brokenhearted, he runs off into the closet andcrys his eyes out for the
rest of the year!

I wish ET would phone home.....on Spiderclimber's phone........collect!

[Spiderclimber]

ET phones home on my phone at 7 am this morning. Unfortunately for ET, he chose to use my phone when my company was switching carriers, so between 6am and 8:15 am, I had no service. This means ET is now stuck on earth forever and is family is sad they didn't get to say hi.

I wish I understood my new phone.

[Goblin]

Poof. You now understand your new phone, however it translates into Japenese now
so nobody knows what the heck you are saying!

I wish I wasn't sick right now

[Rahnefan]

Ka-swoosh, you are fully healthy. However you are now a fetus and must relive your entire life.

I wish I only needed an hour of sleep per day. Or none.

[Zurgh]

•◘○♦Tweedle♦○◘•
Now you never can sleep, but your never fully awake. Perpetually groggy, tired and cranky, people often mistake you for one of the living dead.:zombie:

I wish to be able to turn into a sentient canned ham at will and be able to transform back to human again.:googly:

[Goblin]

Poof. Granted. You turn into a sentinent canned ham at will and back again.
Only someone starts eating you in your ham state and you die before you can become human.

I wish I had a beef and cheddar sandwich

[Zurgh]

BooM ShakA-lAKa! You have one! In your hands now! All hot & drippy with yummy cheesy fluids. It's so good, you eat it over your keyboard. Ignoring all the best chances to reply to posts here, you slowly electrocute yourself gobbling the best sandwich you ever had in front of your computer... you also end up slowly cooking yourself... your pets & hidden pests also have the best slow cooked meal ever, YOU. The authorities discover only your skeletal remains in front of your computer... along with many well fed critters.


I wish for a newer computer.

[Evil Andrew]

Poof - you get a new computer, at least it's new to you. After the coroner's inquest, you buy Goblin's computer at the police auction. It doesn't work, but you like how it smells like BBQ Goblin ribs and pasteurized process cheese fluid.

I wish I had an Arby's regular and potato cakes

[Goblin]

Granted. But they are made out of Zurgh who I have turned into a potato. You eat the potato cakes but they give you food poisoning and you die.

I wish that fishes make wishes for dishes

[scareme]

Granted. But he won't grant a wish for just any dish. Only a rare 15th century ming gold plated dinner dish. And since you have about as good a chance at getting one of those as a snowball in hell, the fish doesn't really do you much good. So you eat it. Turns out it was poison, and you die.

I wish I knew who peed behind my chair.

[Goblin]

Granted. They piss in front of your chair and you catch them

I wish everyone will have a Merry Christmas

[scareme]

You would think that would be a pleasent wish wouldn't you. But in making that wish you have pissed off the Islam, Hinduis, Muslem, Buddhism, Sikhism, Judaism, Taoism, Zoroastrianism, Pagan, and Confucianism just to name a few. You are now the poster boy for their anger, and they put a contract out on you. Within three months you are dead.

I wish I could stop coughing and get some sleep.

[Goblin]

You stop coughing (and breathing) and are able to sleep forever.

I wish Scareme would stop coughing too

[scareme]

I do stop coughing, thanks to steroids. But the side effects from the steroids kill me. I'm damned if I do, and damned if I don't.

I wish 2012 would bring peace on earth, goodwill towards man.

[Goblin]

Granted.....You are all alone in the zombie apolypse

I wish for a prosperous new year

[stagehand1975]

Granted. The money is pouring in so fast that you have been buried alive.

I wish for a change for the better.

[QueenRuby2002]

Granted you are now a child again.

I wish for a handsome male haunter to come finish this project list for me.

[scareme]

A tall dark stranger shows up at your door and offers to help you work on props. But you don't get much compleated, before he takes you in his arms, and you forget all about the prop. In the morning when you wake up he's not there. But you know he'll be back. Because he left his wedding ring on the counter by the sink. You curse the dirty dog, and look over at your still half finished props. You should have at least made him finish one prop first.

I wish the Christmas decorations would put themselves away.

[QueenRuby2002]

Your christmas decorations slowly come to life. They play christmas music as they happily pack them selves away. Maybe to happily as they mistake you for a decoration as well and taope you up and pack you away as well. oh well see you next christmas.

I wish for the price of building materials to go down.

[scareme]

The price goes down, but the size goes down too. Instead of a 2x4 it's 1/4th X 1 1/2. Instead of a gallon of paint, it's sold by the cup. Do you know how many cups of paint it takes to paint a house? And instead of feet, pvc pipe is sold by the inch, and you can only buy an inch at a time. So you have to duct tape them end to end. Remember the good old days when you could buy supplies in larger sizes?

I wish I could go to a movie tonight.

[Wildcat]

And to a movie you shall go, unfortunately it's a Bollyworld remake of Gone with the wind.

I wish my driveway would remain clear of snow.

[PirateLady]

Your driveway will remain clear of snow, but the ice causes your driveway to collapse and you have to replace it in the spring.


I wish my garden will grow well this spring ans summer.

[QueenRuby2002]

And grow it dose, untill it takes over the house and then the town. Soon it takes over the world and you find you self the first of the human slaves to your new plant over lords.

Dang it now I dont want to make a wish hmmmmm Oh I got it.

I wish my Ex- finds happieness with his new wife.

[Hairazor]

Your Ex finds happiness with his new wife till he finds out she is on the FBI's most wanted list for killing off all her past husbands for the insurance money.

I wish for weight loss

[Goblin]

I cut your head off.

I wish for world peace

[N. Fantom]

World peace comes but at a price of slaughtering all those with the slightest bit of darkness in them, which means everyone on this forum dies a horrible grizzly death.

I wish for nothing bad to ever happen again

[Goblin]

Everyone is killed off......so nothing bad ever happens again

I wish I had a million dollars

[Zurgh]

You get your 1 million dollars, but the IRS audits you the same day, and assess you for 1 million and one dollars in various taxes & fees...


I wish for the best chocolate ice cream bar ever...

[Hairazor]

Your wish is granted but it is one of a kind so it is kept behind lock and key in a refrigerated display case

I wish for a low calorie, but good tasting chocolate cream filled cake

[N. Fantom]

Your wish has come true but it is so high in demand that each cake costs in the mid hundreds

I wish that nothing bad happens to anything anywhere in the universe or in other universes ever.