Questions

[morgan8586]

Do you know where to look?

[Koumajutsu]

how will I know when I've found it?

[morgan8586]

Are you able to tell the difference between ugly and a SC?

[Johnny Thunder]

Aren't you the one in the trucker hat?

[skullboy]

Can anyone wear a trucker hat?

[Johnny Thunder]

You mean besides real truckers?

[skullboy]

YES,Do I need to own a truck?

[TearyThunder]

What kind of truck?

[morgan8586]

Dont you mean John Deere hat?

[skullboy]

wouldn't that be a tractor hat?

[Koumajutsu]

what's the difference?

[morgan8586]

Why care what the difference is?

[TearyThunder]

Isn't a hat a hat?

[morgan8586]

The fit makes the difference,dont you think?

[TearyThunder]

If a hat is too tight would it cause difficulty thinking?

[morgan8586]

Why would I think while wearing a John Deere hat?

[skullboy]

If a hat is a hat,can you wear a cowboy hat in a baseball game?

[Wildomar]

Dont they do that at all Houston Astros games?

[Johnny Thunder]

Don't you wish the Oilers were still in Houston?

[Wildomar]

But are the Oilers glad they're not?

[morgan8586]

The Oilers are now Titans?

[mnstrmum]

I'm just glad that Tom Brady didn't decide to move home after college( he's from cali don't u know).... faithful Pats fan!:p

[Johnny Thunder]

Was that a question? :)

[Wildomar]

Shouldnt there be a question mark if it was?

[skullboy]

Are you a english teacher?

[Wildomar]

Are you saying the use of proper puntuation would make me an English teacher?

[Bone Dancer]

Should we change the name of this from "questions" to "Comments on sports"?

[morgan8586]

Will people get upset if we do?

[skullboy]

Why would people get upset?

[TearyThunder]

Shouldn't we just go with the flow?

[skullboy]

Where would that "flow" lead us?

[TearyThunder]

Does it matter as long as it's not up a creek without a paddle?

[Johnny Thunder]

Should I wear my life preserver when we go canoeing?

[skullboy]

Are you going in deep water?

[Bone Dancer]

you can drown in shallow water too, can't you?

[skullboy]

Are you tall enough to keep your head out of the water?

[TearyThunder]

How deep is it?

[Johnny Thunder]

Is the water as deep as your love?

[morgan8586]

What if my love is shallow?

[skullboy]

If it is shallow is it still love?

[Wildomar]

Doesnt that depend on how much money the love cost?

[Johnny Thunder]

What can I get for 50 bucks? :D

[Wildomar]

Do you think that would even cover the bar tab?

[TearyThunder]

What about the motel room?

[Wildomar]

Would that be an hourly-rate motel room?

[TearyThunder]

Doesn't that depend on how long you want the love to last?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't they charge Johnny double?

[Johnny Thunder]

Or maybe I should charge them for some lovin? :devil:

[skullboy]

(:D :D :D )
Would that be a quickie?

[Johnny Thunder]

Wouldn't that save on the hotel expense?

[skullboy]

Could you just use your Pinto?:D

[Johnny Thunder]

Wouldn't I risk all of us getting blown up?

[Wildomar]

Was that some sort of double entendre?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't you be safe backed into an alley against a wall?

[Johnny Thunder]

Are you ever really safe in a dark alley?

[Wildomar]

Wouldnt the guy trying to sell you some used stereo equipment protect you?

[Johnny Thunder]

Wouldn 't that depend on whether he was bigger than me?

[skullboy]

Would that be the same person he is paying for the act?

[Johnny Thunder]

What other kind of people hang out in alleys?

[skullboy]

Don't homeless people live in alleys?

[Hella]

What city do you live in?..lol

here they hang out everywhere...

[Wildomar]

If their homeless, cant they live anywhere?

[Hella]

I suppose that is true..lol so where would you live if you were homeless?

[morgan8586]

Would I be crude if I said we should feed the homeless to the hungery?

[mnstrmum]

Did I forget my question mark?
Do you think I have halloween burnout??:D

[PrettyGhoul]

What symptoms of Halloween burnout are you experiencing?

[Fangs]

Would you believe that I almost didn't put anything up? :(

[Hella]

why not??

though to be fair, I didn't get any decorating at all done this year either, all my stuff is still in my ex's garage...grrrr need to go pick that stuff up soon.

[Johnny Thunder]

What is everyone talking about here?

[morgan8586]

Why are we talking about Halloween burnout here?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do you smell my waffles burning in Ohio?

[skullboy]

Why would you burn your waffles?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do you think I burn them on purpose?

[skullboy]

Why would I think that about you?

[Wildomar]

Does JT regularly make Cajun-styled Waffles??

[Bone Dancer]

Is cajun-style the code word for burnt food?

[Koumajutsu]

can you still put maple syrup on them?

[TearyThunder]

How about butter?

[morgan8586]

Dont you hate it when the charred bits stick in your teeth?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't it be easier for JT to take his teeth out?

[Wildomar]

Why not just puree the waffles?

[morgan8586]

Why dont we go to Mcdonalds instead?

[TearyThunder]

Can we go to Taco Bell instead?

[skullboy]

Does Taco Bell serve breakfast now?

[TearyThunder]

Where are you at that it's still breakfast time?

[skullboy]

Does the state of intoxication count?

[Johnny Thunder]

Isn't that the only state that counts?

[Wildomar]

Arent I the governor of that state?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do you actually think anyone would vote for the likes of you?

[Spooklights]

Why would we vote for anyone else?

[Johnny Thunder]

Is he even on the ballot?

[Wildomar]

Cant I be a write-in Candidate?

[morgan8586]

Why did I bother to vote today?

[TearyThunder]

You mean you actually did?

[Fangs]

Don't you want to see change? LOL

[skullboy]

Wildomar for president!!!Can I have my free libations now????

[Johnny Thunder]

If he wins, can I move to Canada?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't we all prefer that?

[Johnny Thunder]

Isn't there a commune up there for people who make the kid from Mask look like Tom Cruise?

[skullboy]

I thought that was called the embassy?

[morgan8586]

Will things be better since the election?

[Johnny Thunder]

Will the weather be better tomorrow?

[skullboy]

Will you stop blasting that damn xmas music?

[Johnny Thunder]

I thought that was thunder?

[morgan8586]

As in Johnnythunder?

[TearyThunder]

What's JT doing? Farting and belching?

[morgan8586]

How can you tell the difference from here?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you think that's why I asked?

[Johnny Thunder]

Are you all insane?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I am? :D

[morgan8586]

What is sane?

[TearyThunder]

Do you know that's a very good question? :D

[morgan8586]

Who sets the standards anyways?

[TearyThunder]

What are the standards?

[morgan8586]

Are they written down?

[TearyThunder]

How do I know?

[morgan8586]

Why dont you know?

[TearyThunder]

Do I have to know everything?

[morgan8586]

If you dont, who will?

[TearyThunder]

Can't you be the one?

[morgan8586]

Maybe next time?

[skullboy]

Could you find out and tell us on Thursday?

[morgan8586]

Why would I tell if I did know the answers?

[skullboy]

Don't you like us anymore?

[morgan8586]

Who is this "us" you speak of?

[skullboy]

Would you not consider the members of this fine forum as us?(Or me and my voices)

[morgan8586]

Do I really have a choice?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you love me anymore?

[Wildomar]

Cant lust be enough?

[Johnny Thunder]

Is there a difference betweeen love, lust and tolerance?

[Wildomar]

Isnt lust more fun?

[Spooklights]

What is your definition of 'fun'?

[Wildomar]

Shouldnt we first define "lust"?

[Koumajutsu]

isn't love much better than lust?

[TearyThunder]

Can't you have both?

[morgan8586]

Do we really need both?

[skullboy]

Would 15% love and 85% lust be OK?

[Johnny Thunder]

Christ do I need a scientific calculator to figure out the love/lust equation?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know you measure lust by how many beers you have and and love by how big the bank account and shoes(when it comes to men) are?

[morgan8586]

Is lust better than love?

[TearyThunder]

Don't they go hand in hand sometimes?

[morgan8586]

Which one is better?

[Johnny Thunder]

Did you know I wear a size 12 shoe? :devil:

[TearyThunder]

Are you trying to get me to fall in love? :D j/k

[morgan8586]

Did you know I wear a size 12 shoe too?

[TearyThunder]

Are you guys trying to get me worked up over here?

[morgan8586]

Would you mind if we were?

[Koumajutsu]

Morgan, did you know that you got a right purdy mouth?

[TearyThunder]

What?!?!?!?!

[morgan8586]

Why would I forget a thing like that?

[Koumajutsu]

Can i make Morgan squeal like a pig?

[morgan8586]

Are you man enough for that?

[TearyThunder]

Who cares about a mouth or squealing? I'm more interested in the shoe size. :D

[morgan8586]

Dont you know I'm a better lover than a fighter?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know fighting can be fun if it leads to the making up part? :D

[Johnny Thunder]

Shouldn't you ALL get a room?

[TearyThunder]

That all depends....are you going to be there too?

[Johnny Thunder]

I'm not sure - will there be beer? :devil:

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know there will be?

[morgan8586]

Will JT wear his pig mask?

[TearyThunder]

Aren't you just getting a bit kinky now?

[morgan8586]

Dont you like it?

[Johnny Thunder]

Wouldn't just my pig mask and doc martens be pretty scary?

[TearyThunder]

Did you say Doc Martens??? <faint>

[Da Weiner]

Are you scared of Doc Martens TT?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do my boots stink that bad?

[skullboy]

Do they smell more than your burnt waffles?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I have a thing for men in boots?

[skullboy]

I did not know that,why don't you like gym shoes?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do I have to pose for the calendar in nothing but my Docs?

[skullboy]

::eek: :rolleyes: :googly: :sick: :sick: What would it cost for you NOT to?

[Johnny Thunder]

Brother, don't you know I already used that joke on KJ, Morgan and FE? :D

[skullboy]

Again,No I did not know that,am I that slow?

[Johnny Thunder]

Am I slowly going insane?

[skullboy]

Are you not already there?

[Johnny Thunder]

Does alcohol kill brain cells and render one insane?

[skullboy]

Kills brain cells,does it matter?

[Johnny Thunder]

Why does everyone accuse me of being insane?

[skullboy]

I never used the "I" word,Can't you just be considered different?

[Spooklights]

If the rest of us are insane too, does that make you normal?

[Johnny Thunder]

Is it normal to wear a pig mask with your Docs and run through the neighborhood naked?

[Bone Dancer]

Only for people that would ask such a question, don't you think?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do I think when I'm pissed?

[TearyThunder]

Who does?

[morgan8586]

Jt, can I be your brother?

[TearyThunder]

Wouldn't that make him my brother too?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't that be nice?(One big happy family.)

[Wildomar]

Is that the way it works at your house?

[Johnny Thunder]

Are there any happy families anywhere?

[Wildomar]

Werent the Brady's a very happy family?

[Johnny Thunder]

Did they keep Alice prisoner in that house?

[Wildomar]

How can you even ask THAT????

[skullboy]

Wasn't Alice Mr.Brady's love slave?:sick:

[Johnny Thunder]

Wasn't Sam always stopping by with meat for her?

[TearyThunder]

What kind of meat was it?

[Johnny Thunder]

Don't most prisoners only get bread and water?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know they did away with that a long time ago?

[Johnny Thunder]

I wonder if Sam ever locked Alice in his meat freezer?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think it would make more sense if Alice put Sam's meat in her freezer?

[skullboy]

Wasn't there an episode where a brady kid had to put his meat in sams meat locker?

[Johnny Thunder]

Wouldn't you like to make an episode where Alice goes insane, kills them all with a cleaver and stores their bodies in the doghouse?

[mnstrmum]

Or how about Carols nephew Oliver steals Alice's meat cleaver in the middle of the knife and practice's everything Sam has shown him ON ALice????

[Wildomar]

Did they really think Oliver was going to help their declining ratings?

[Koumajutsu]

since teh intarwebnets-thing, who even watches TV anymore?

[Fangs]

Don't you know I still watch TV? :>

[Johnny Thunder]

Are you sure you're not watching the toaster again?

[Wildomar]

Couldnt she be watching the Microwave instead (better stations)?

[TearyThunder]

Does watching a blank screen on a tv that is turned off count?

[Wildomar]

Do you find yourself hitting the "Mute" button during commercials?

[TearyThunder]

Is that a question?

[Wildomar]

Isnt it now? :)

[skullboy]

Are you not glad that all the election crap is over?:confused:

[TearyThunder]

Did you vote?

[Koumajutsu]

was I supposed to?

[Johnny Thunder]

Why does my coffee taste like cheese?

[TearyThunder]

Did you use cheese flavored creamer?

[Bone Dancer]

Can you even get cheese flavored creamer?

[TearyThunder]

Why can't you? Isn't that what Mickey Mouse uses?

[Koumajutsu]

doesn't he just half assed throw something together? that's why they call it Mickey Mousing something, right?

[Bone Dancer]

Are you calling Mickey half assed?

[Koumajutsu]

Have you ever seen him shake it?

[TearyThunder]

Wouldn't that be a little strange?

[Koumajutsu]

would you believe it's been on national TV?

[TearyThunder]

Was it as bad as the super bowl incident?

[Koumajutsu]

how could it NOT be?

[TearyThunder]

I dunno. Don't you know that's why I asked you?

[Koumajutsu]

what are you asking me for?

[TearyThunder]

Didn't you bring it up that it was on national TV?

[Koumajutsu]

can you explain how that's relevant?

[TearyThunder]

Didn't you see it?

[Koumajutsu]

Do I need a new perscription?

[TearyThunder]

How many times have you heard/seen me say you do?

[Koumajutsu]

how many times will you have to before I believe it?

[TearyThunder]

Are you still in denial?

[morgan8586]

Are we not all in denial about something?

[TearyThunder]

I'm not, are you?

[Johnny Thunder]

Can I possibly drink another cup of coffee right now?

[TearyThunder]

Why couldn't you?

[morgan8586]

Why should he?

[TearyThunder]

Didn't he ask if he possibly could?

[Bone Dancer]

Is that with or without cream an sugar?

[TearyThunder]

You mean people drink it without?

[Johnny Thunder]

Maybe I should just put some more Kaluha in the coffee to make everything ok?

[TearyThunder]

What? You done that yet?

[morgan8586]

Ever drink a shot of Everclear?

[Koumajutsu]

just one shot?

[TearyThunder]

Could it have been a -VERY- big shot though?

[morgan8586]

Could you drink more than one?

[Koumajutsu]

would you believe that I have?

[morgan8586]

Do you have a problem?