Questions

[Frighteners Entertainment]

So, that's you that sits behind me?

FYI, your bell hits every step as you climb the stairs to your seat! lol

[TearyThunder]

Don't you just love it?

[Ghostess]

Ya wanna ring my bell, big boy? BAHAHAHAHA!!

My bell's draggin' low. :(

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Ya wanna ring my bell, big boy? BAHAHAHAHA!!

My bell's draggin' low. :(

ROTF----LMAO
What can one say after a line like that?

[TearyThunder]

Can you plead the 5th?

[Ghostess]

How about, I'd love to?

(You know you wanna.)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Don't you think we should know each other better? lol

[Ghostess]

Is that really necessary? LOL

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you listed in the Yellow Pages? LOL

[TearyThunder]

Haven't you two been chatting for at least 5 months?

[Ghostess]

Haven't we kinda known each other for a couple of years now?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I believe you are right, from the "L" 1st?

[Ghostess]

Started on the -L in '99, and you?

[TearyThunder]

Shouldn't you two be married by now then?

[Ghostess]

ACK! Have you lost yer mind?? LOL (JK)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Can you feel the Love?

Yeah, me neither! lol

[Ghostess]

You realize that's not the "love" your hand is on, don't you?

[TearyThunder]

Me lost my mind? Would moving across the country for someone after knowing them for 5 months be considered something a sane person would do?

[Ghostess]

Have you ever been sane? LOL

[TearyThunder]

How would I know?

[Ghostess]

Can I phone a friend on that one?

[TearyThunder]

Do you have their number?

[Ghostess]

Does anyone have Dr. Phil's home number?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does he know where your minds been? LMAO

[TearyThunder]

Wouldn't you rather call Dr Suess?

[Ghostess]

Do you know where your mind has been? And did you wash it before posting?

[Ghostess]

Can someone get me a Ouija Board for Dr Suess?

(LOL that's a good one, Teary!)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Aren't you still in training?

[Ghostess]

Haven't you found your underwear yet??

[TearyThunder]

Why doesn't he buy some new ones or are these his lucky ones?

[Da Weiner]

Does FE have colored underwear or does just have the tighty whiteys?

[skullboy]

Would you believe white with just a little color?

[Ghostess]

And Skullboy knows this HOW? LOL

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Has he robbed my underware drawer?

[Da Weiner]

Are you missing the underwear that has the names of the days on them (Monday, Tuesday, etc)?

[skullboy]

Could it have been the panty fairy?

[Ghostess]

Did you look under your pillow to see if the panty fairy left you a quarter?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does it look like I wear panties?

[Ghostess]

Do you really want one of US to answer THAT question?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you dare?

[Ghostess]

Does a bear sh-- potty in the woods?

[dynoflyer]

What respectable bear wouldn't?

[slimy]

Is it true that most bears prefer Charmin brand toilet tissue?

[NATUREPIXIE]

I wouldn't know, should we do a poll?

(You did it slimy, I've been trying to think of something good..Kudos)

[Ghostess]

Do bears like polls?

[dynoflyer]

Do bears prefer polls to charmin?

[Ghostess]

Have you ever tried to wipe with a poll?

[dynoflyer]

Wipe what? A Bear?

[Ghostess]

What kind of bear?

[dynoflyer]

Will the New Orleans Saints wipe the Chicago Bears this weekend?

[Ghostess]

Will they wipe them with polls or Charmin?

[dynoflyer]

Who wipes who? (whom?)

[Ghostess]

Who's on first?

[dynoflyer]

Now whaddya askin' me for?

I'm telling you Who is on first.

Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first!

That's the man's name.

That's who's name?

[Ghostess]

.............(skipping part).........

Look, ya got a first baseman?

[Wyatt Furr]

I made it to first base last week,does that count?

[Ghostess]

You gonna try for second this week?

[dynoflyer]

After you round third are you headed home?

[Ghostess]

Ain't that how it's supposed to go?

[dynoflyer]

Isn't that what I've been trying to explain to women for forty years?

[Ghostess]

Don't you know some women don't like baseball?

LOL

[dynoflyer]

So you wait until now to tell me?

[slimy]

Since women don't like baseball, how come it's so hard to talk them into other activities?


hee hee hee

[morgan8586]

Is it because you dont possess a silver tongue?

[Ghostess]

Does Morg possess a "silver tongue"?

[slimy]

Does Ghostess seem a little more than interested in Morgan's reply?

[slightlymad]

Has slimy ever seen the FIRST statement on the Ghostess myspace page?

[morgan8586]

Do I need to check ghostess myspace page?

[Johnny Thunder]

Should I rip out the first pages of all my coloring books too?

[morgan8586]

Do you think Ghostess will find me sexy?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do I look like a mindreader?

[morgan8586]

What do you look like?

[Johnny Thunder]

Haven't you seen my horrific photos?

[morgan8586]

Is that why I was struck blind?

[Johnny Thunder]

I thought you were blind from other hobbies?

[morgan8586]

Is that where the hair on my palms came from?

[Johnny Thunder]

Don't we all have hairy palms?

[Ghostess]

What if I had the hair on my palms removed?

[slimy]

What would you do with the hair?

[morgan8586]

sell it on e-bay?

[Ghostess]

Would you believe I sold it to FE so he could have more chest hair?

[turtle2778]

Can he actually have MORE chest hair??

[slimy]

Did you like his Cover girl pose?

[Ghostess]

Doesn't everyone like FE's beautiful cover girl pose?

[skullboy]

Does anyone else feel a little queezy?

[Ghostess]

Did you look at FE's picture?

[morgan8586]

Did I really have a choice?

[Ghostess]

Have you been in the fetal position since looking?

[morgan8586]

Why when I close my eyes, I see the horror of FE's pic?

[Ghostess]

But isn't FE so purty?

*snicker*

[morgan8586]

Would he be popular in prison?

[Ghostess]

Wouldn't any man who dressed like that?

[morgan8586]

Do we need to do an experiment?

[Ghostess]

Are you volunteering for said experiment?

[morgan8586]

Do you want to be my cell mate?

[Ghostess]

Wouldn't I have to be a man?

[morgan8586]

Couldnt we dress you up as a man?

[Ghostess]

If I did dress as a man, would I get to be the husband?

[morgan8586]

Would we have to fight for the title of "husband"?

[Ghostess]

Do you think you could take me?

[morgan8586]

Cant we be lovers instead of fighters?

[Ghostess]

But isn't the best part of fighting the making up part?

[morgan8586]

Do you carry a grudge?

[Ghostess]

Doesn't every woman?

[morgan8586]

Why is that?

[Ghostess]

Could it be the hormones?

[Da Weiner]

Could it be the company we keep?

[Ghostess]

Can I get an 'amen'?

[morgan8586]

Are you preaching to the choir?

[Ghostess]

Would you rather Mr Robertson preach to the choir?

[morgan8586]

Is he available?

[Ghostess]

Isn't he out preaching the end of the world?

[morgan8586]

Isnt that a R.E.M. song?

[Ghostess]

Do you like R.E.M.?

[morgan8586]

Is it ok if I do?

[Ghostess]

Is it okay if I kinda sorta do too?

[morgan8586]

Can we agree that we both sorta like R E M?

[Ghostess]

Why not?

[morgan8586]

What is your fav. R E M song?

[Ghostess]

Would you believe "Everybody Hurts"?

[Da Weiner]

who's hurting?

[Ghostess]

Isn't everyone, is some way or another?

[dynoflyer]

It shouldn't hurt so bad, or should it?

[Da Weiner]

Can you turn pain into pleasure?

[Ghostess]

Can you make the voices be quiet so I can think?

[skullboy]

You hear them too?

[slimy]

Doesn't every body on this forum hear them?

[skullboy]

Are they telling us the same thing or are some more angry than others?

[slightlymad]

But are not the voices our freinds?

[skullboy]

Is one mans friend another mans enemy?

[Ghostess]

Is one man's friend another man's enema?

[dynoflyer]

Manlaw: men don't discuss enemas

[Ghostess]

Do they scare you?

[dynoflyer]

Wouldn't that depends on the administrator?

[Ghostess]

What if it was FE with his boa and red pumps?

[Da Weiner]

Do you think FE would even think of giving enemas?

[dynoflyer]

That would make a good horror movie, wouldn't it?

[Ghostess]

Wonder if FE would go for it?

[dynoflyer]

Would Tom Cruise and Christopher Walken be interested?

[Ghostess]

Christopher Walken is one scary dude, but does Tom Cruise have to be in it?

[dynoflyer]

Okay, Chris Walken and who?

[slightlymad]

But wouldny it be fun to watch walken admin to cruise with a fire hose?

[dynoflyer]

Yes, but we're thinking horror movie not comedy here. Maybe if he fills Tom up until he exploded? Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Ghostess]

Can we make sure to use lots of duct tape on Tom's mouth while we're at it?

[dynoflyer]

Won't he fly around the room like a loose balloon when the hose is removed?

[skullboy]

What if we tape him to oprah's couch?

[dynoflyer]

You mean the bright yellow one? Good idea

[Ghostess]

What if we tie them both up together on the couch?

[skullboy]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Ghostess]

Don't you think it'd be a hoot?

[skullboy]

Do you think she would have very high ratings that day?

[Ghostess]

Wouldn't everyone wanna tune in to see that?

[dynoflyer]

Why not, Tom broke the couch last time anyway might as well really trash it this time

[skullboy]

Could they sell it on ebay after that?

[dynoflyer]

What category would it be in 'memorabilia'?

[Ghostess]

The crappy broken JUNK category?

[dynoflyer]

The little known DNA samples category?

[skullboy]

Will UPS ship a still dripping sofa?

[dynoflyer]

Would it be dripping or oozing?

[Ghostess]

What if we wait 'til it's crusty and dry?

[turtle2778]

If you wait until its dry can you still smell it??

[skullboy]

Is it worth as much when its dry?

[dynoflyer]

Can you smell it from your house?

[Ghostess]

Is THAT what I smell?

[morgan8586]

What happened to the EDIT button?

[Ghostess]

Maybe the dingo ate it?

[Bone Dancer]

What are wild dogs doing in here?

[Ghostess]

Isn't this place like a zoo?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

You have a dingo?

[Ghostess]

Doesn't everyone?

[TearyThunder]

What if I only have cats?

[skullboy]

Can morg cook one?

[Ghostess]

Morg cooks?

[skullboy]

Can you eat raw kitty?

[Ghostess]

*backspacing kitty comment*

Do you eat raw animals?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think i would let you cook or eat my kitties?

[skullboy]

Can't you buy more kitties?

[slightlymad]

Dont kitties come by the litter?

[Ghostess]

How much money do kitties cost?

[skullboy]

Aren't they cheap at the pound?Or is that by the pound?

[slightlymad]

Arent they usually free?

[TearyThunder]

Do you know these are special kitties who eat better than Kouma and me?

[Ghostess]

Aren't they big kitties?

[TearyThunder]

How big is big?

[Ghostess]

Bigger than my kitties?

[TearyThunder]

How big are your kitties?

[skullboy]

Could all this kittie talk get dangerous without the EDIT button?

[Ghostess]

Are you afraid of getting into trouble, SB?

[TearyThunder]

Are you going to say something you are going to regret?

[slightlymad]

Wont we all?......

[skullboy]

EERRR,Uuummm,no what color is your nice kitten?

[Ghostess]

Whose kitten?

[TearyThunder]

Haven't you seen all my kittes in the pets thread?

[Ghostess]

Don't you have 5 kitties?

[skullboy]

Are they all fat?

[TearyThunder]

Yes I have 5 kitties.

Didn't I say they eat better than me and Kouma SK?

[skullboy]

You dont cook for them,do you?

[slightlymad]

But are not fat kitites unhappy kitties?

[TearyThunder]

Why would I do that for when I don't cook for myself?

[Ghostess]

Why don't you cook for us, SB?

[skullboy]

What would you like?(Aint that good at it tho)

[Ghostess]

Can ya grill me up a steak?

[skullboy]

Can ya bring your tools and fix the grill?

[Ghostess]

Don't you have any tools??

[TearyThunder]

Are you gonna grill kitties?

[skullboy]

Will a grinder,sander or hammer fix it?

[Ghostess]

Geeze, you wanna borrow my grill?

[skullboy]

Cant I just wait til it warms up and fix mine?

[TearyThunder]

Are you procrastinating?

[skullboy]

Can I just use the broiler and cook you a steak?

[Ghostess]

You realize steaks on a broiler are not as good as on a grill?

[skullboy]

How about home made lasagna?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I make the best lasanga?

[skullboy]

NO,Any other ideas?

[Ghostess]

What am I gonna make for dinner now that y'all have made me hungry?

[TearyThunder]

How about just grabbing fast food and calling it a night?

[skullboy]

Got any kitty defrosted?

[Ghostess]

Good idea, Teary- SB, why would I freeze my kitty?

[skullboy]

Would a frozen kitty stay fresher for a longer period of time?

[Ghostess]

Wouldn't that kitty get freezer burn?

[slightlymad]

Couldnt we vaccum freeze it?

[skullboy]

Does the butcher sell fresh kitty?

[dynoflyer]

You realize steaks on a broiler are not as good as on a grill?

Ever tried searing steaks in an extremely hot, dry calphalon pan for 60 secs per side then putting into a 500 degree oven for 6-8 mins? Let them rest covered with foil for 5 mins before serving. Just like Ruth's Chris YUMMY

[skullboy]

Is that an offer to make us dinner?

[Johnny Thunder]

Am I the only one that misses Skullboy's Spongebob avvies?

[skullboy]

Is that one vote for spongy?

[Johnny Thunder]

Since I'm fat, can it count as 2?? :D

[dynoflyer]

Is that an offer to make us dinner?

Next time I'm West of Chi-Town I'll bring the Calphalon pan, will you be providing the beer and steaks? :D

[slightlymad]

Dont we all miss the sponge?

[morgan8586]

Were did spongehead go?

[skullboy]

Spongehead is on the other line,would you like to hold?

[Anachronism]

You know Spongehead?

[TearyThunder]

Who doesn't?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Where's the coffee machine?

[dynoflyer]

Did Spongehead take it?

[Ghostess]

Is he sponge-worthy?

(Sorry, couldn't help it! LOL)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Has your naughty limit been increased?

[Ghostess]

Should I increase it?

[dynoflyer]

Is it possible to max out a naughty limit?

[Ghostess]

Would it be wise to try to find out?

[skullboy]

Would a sponge have a higher limit?

[dynoflyer]

Would that make a sponge sponge worthy?

[skullboy]

Do all sponges have the rough scrubby side?

[Ghostess]

Do all sponges get all hard and crusty when they don't have liquid in them?

[skullboy]

How would I know about sponges?

[Johnny Thunder]

Do you think there's ever been a time when Skullboy hasn't had liquids in him? :D

[skullboy]

Is that why they say drinks like a sponge?

[Ghostess]

Wouldn't that be about the same times that the oceans didn't have salt in them?

[skullboy]

Why dont I remember oceans without salt?

[Ghostess]

Could it be all the beer killed those brain cells that deal with memory?