Questions

[slightlymad]

I thought Sb was the drinking king?

[Sickie Ickie]

...or the Queen?

[skullboy]

Is this some sort of demented fantasy you have SI?:eek: :D

[slightlymad]

Are not all of Ickie's ideas demented?

[skullboy]

Does he drink more than me?

[scareme]

Is that possible?

[skullboy]

How much could a skinny lil guy really drink?

[TwistedDementia]

Does he have to hold it in?

[Sickie Ickie]

In what?

[TwistedDementia]

The liquid in his bladder or can he releave himself to see how much a skinny lil guy could really drink?

[Sickie Ickie]

can I relieve myself from this topic? :p

[TwistedDementia]

That depends, are you drinking?

[skullboy]

Would it help if I drank some more?

[scareme]

Would it be possible to drink any more?

[TwistedDementia]

I thought anything's possible, am I wrong?

[Fangs]

Do you think you are wrong?

[Fangs]

Would you believe that I think that anything is possible?

[Wyatt Furr]

Can it be possible and impossible at the same time?

[Fangs]

Why not? :D

[skullboy]

Do we have to bring the children ,too?

[slightlymad]

why would we want to bring the children?

[skullboy]

Would Fangsy take them all for a week or two?

[TwistedDementia]

Is a week or two long enough or too long?

[scareme]

Are you asking for the sake of the kids, or Fangs?

[skullboy]

Would she still have time to fetch my drinks for me?

[TwistedDementia]

That's a good question, maybe both! Can you be the judge?

[Wyatt Furr]

I cant be the judge,there's that pesky felony on my record,can you?

[Sickie Ickie]

Can I? Don't I?

[Lilly]

you can, you do and why?

[Sickie Ickie]

Am I the other white meat?

[skullboy]

Have you been drinking again?

[slightlymad]

Should I drink more?

[Sickie Ickie]

Am I tender enough to be done?

[TwistedDementia]

For me only well done will do, how bout you?

[slightlymad]

You dont like your meat dripping with blood?

[TwistedDementia]

I can eat it that way?

[BlackCloud]

Is it yummy?

[slightlymad]

Isnt fresh dripping meat always yummy?

[Sickie Ickie]

Is yummy always dripping?

[slightlymad]

Is she?

[slimy]

Is 'Yummy' that girl we met that did the dances for $20 a pop?

[Sickie Ickie]

Is cola that much now? Expensive bar?

[TwistedDementia]

What's not expensive?

[Ghostess]

Who wants to call COMCAST for me today? :D

[Revenant]

We're not entertaining enough for you?

[Ghostess]

Did I mention I'm having internet issues STILL and need someone to complain for me? :p

[scareme]

What's with complaining? You need to bitch, loud.

[Ghostess]

Don't ya know bitching does no good when speaking to idiots with fluffernutter for brains?

[Da Weiner]

Could you kill them with kindness?

[slimy]

Can you kill them with a chainsaw?

[Ghostess]

Maybe I could kill them with a batch of my sister's homemade cookies?

[GothicCandle]

what is the main ingredient for these cookies??

[TwistedDementia]

Death by cookies, Is this from betty croaker?

[slimy]

Is the groan I heard actually audible?

[Sickie Ickie]

You heard me before I did that? Are you Sick-ic?

[slimy]

Am I just Sick?

[Ghostess]

I thought you were "slimy" and that ickie dude was sick?

[Da Weiner]

Are we using each other's identity?

[TwistedDementia]

Are we becoming possesed?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Is being possessed like being "Full of It"?

[TwistedDementia]

Isn't one just the technical term?

[Sickie Ickie]

I like doing "it," therefore am I full of "it?"

[Ghostess]

Can you really find "it" on ebay?

[Sickie Ickie]

Isn't this "it" on Ebay? http://cgi.ebay.com/eBay-it-keychain-key-chain-keyring-key-ring-NEW_W0QQitemZ270120541428QQihZ017QQcategoryZ45237Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[TwistedDementia]

And your full of that?

[scareme]

Wouldn't that hurt?

[Sickie Ickie]

Aren't I all that and a bag of chips, too?

[TwistedDementia]

how about a beer to?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did you forget the "pickle"? LOL

[TwistedDementia]

and a partridge in a pear tree?

[scareme]

How did I get lost?

[TwistedDementia]

are any of us found?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If I find it, can I keep it?

[slimy]

Isn't it always finders keepers?

[TwistedDementia]

Is it legal in all states?

[Sickie Ickie]

Can You Be In An Altered State In Some States?

[TwistedDementia]

Mind or body?

[Sickie Ickie]

are they seperate?

[TwistedDementia]

aren't they for some?

[slightlymad]

Shouldnt they be for all?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

All of US?

[slimy]

Don't you think we qualify?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Qualify....Do you think that it is a very loose word to use around here? LOL

[TwistedDementia]

Is around here loose?

[Spooklights]

Are we running around loose again?

[TwistedDementia]

If we are, should we tell?

[Wyatt Furr]

I'll never tell,will you?

[kevin242]

if we did tell, would that really be so BAD?

[Sickie Ickie]

Don't you like being bad?

[TwistedDementia]

Is the bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

[scareme]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[TwistedDementia]

Diddn't you know I already knew but wanted to know if you knew I already know?

[Wyatt Furr]

Know What?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Don't you know everything?

[BudMan]

Are you mistaking me for my wife?

[Wyatt Furr]

Does your wife have a mustache?

[scareme]

Would you love her any less if she did?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does your wife have a mustache?

Ouch! Did that hurt? LOL

[slimy]

Did it hurt because he said it?

Or did it hurt because it was true?

[Wyatt Furr]

Can I take it all back?

[slightlymad]

If you take it back will she still need to shave?

[scareme]

Are you trying to say she needs to shave her back too?

[slimy]

Have you talked to her about waxing?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Should I get involved in this line of questioning? LOL

[Da Weiner]

What kind of waxing?

[slimy]

FE, didn't you START this line of questioning?

[scareme]

Is FE trying to act innocent again?

[Spooklights]

Don't we know him better than that?

[Ghostess]

Don't ya know "FE" and "innocent" do NOT go hand in hand?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Whatever do you mean?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l22/FrightenersEntertainment/x-allycat.gif

[Da Weiner]

Is FE in denial?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Is that what you would think, with an expression like that? lol

[slimy]

Is that not what you wanted us to think?

[TwistedDementia]

Are we asking to be told what to think?

[Wyatt Furr]

Who's asking?

[TwistedDementia]

Isn't that clear?

[scareme]

Who said that?

[TwistedDementia]

What, When, Where???

[Da Weiner]

Are we looking for someone or something?

[TwistedDementia]

or someplace?

[slimy]

Did you find what you are looking for?

[TwistedDementia]

Is that the answer for the U2 Song: I still haven't fount what I'm looking for?

[GothicCandle]

whos U2???

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you for real? LOL

[Sickie Ickie]

Is he artificial?

[scareme]

Is she pulling our leg?

[morgan8586]

Is she lost?

[Sickie Ickie]

our third leg?

[morgan8586]

Where is your mind?

[scareme]

In the gutter?

[Wyatt Furr]

on what street?

[slimy]

Is this an organized search party to find Sickie's mind?

[Da Weiner]

Has Sickie lost his mind?

[TwistedDementia]

Haven't we all lost our mind's?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Haven't you lost yours more than once? lol

[slimy]

So, any mind that is found will do?

[Spooklights]

What if we didn't have a mind before?

[slimy]

Before what?

[scareme]

Can I change my mind?

[morgan8586]

Change it into what?

[slightlymad]

Are there model selections?

[slimy]

Can we decide for you?

[scareme]

Would you do that for me?

[TwistedDementia]

Would you do that for all of the class?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Who needs it the most?

[Fangs]

Who doesn't?

[morgan8586]

Can we vote on who gets it first?

[Fangs]

Why not?

[TwistedDementia]

Or Why? :)

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you afraid you'll be first?

[TwistedDementia]

Are you afraid of being last?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you look up my skirt if I was?

[TwistedDementia]

Would you be waring panties from Ironstock?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does that make a difference for you?

[TwistedDementia]

I'm not asking but Should it make a difference?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Looks like your asking?
Are you sure you're not asking?

[TwistedDementia]

Are you asking if I'm asking?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Isn't that what I asked?

[TwistedDementia]

Does that make a difference for you?

Is this a trick question?

[scareme]

Am I the only one confused?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did you come in that way? http://hauntie.forumup.org/images/smiles/meaculpa.gif

[scareme]

How much worse will it be by the time I leave?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does this answer your question? http://hauntie.forumup.org/images/smiles/Trilly-83-40.gif

[scareme]

Does it show that I was drinking last night?

[TwistedDementia]

Does drinking help or hurt?

[scareme]

Don't you know it hurts today?

[TwistedDementia]

can't you drink your way out of it?

[scareme]

Are you trying to make me sick?

[TwistedDementia]

you don't really think that do you?

[scareme]

Are you kidding me?

[TwistedDementia]

Do you think I am?

[scareme]

Do I know you that well?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

did this happen? http://hauntie.forumup.org/images/smiles/Trilly-122-icon_puke_r.gif

[TwistedDementia]

was it stinky?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did it start out like this? http://hauntie.forumup.org/images/smiles/rk01_beviamocisu.gif

[TwistedDementia]

doesn't it always?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Can I expect this behavior at Fright Fest? lol

[TwistedDementia]

Not from me... How about you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would it surprise you if it did?

[TwistedDementia]

I never get supprised or do I?

[Wyatt Furr]

If you misplace your pants ,will you be surprised?

[TwistedDementia]

Depend's, where might I misplace them?

[Wyatt Furr]

On your head?

[TwistedDementia]

I've been there, where else?

[Wyatt Furr]

I've been there too....
On someone else's head?

[TwistedDementia]

If it's a woman, Isn't that a good thing?

[Wyatt Furr]

unless its your mother-in-law,
then would you be in big trouble?

[TwistedDementia]

WOW, you got me there, Should we change the subject?

[Wyatt Furr]

yeah,
will we be spanked for this?

[TwistedDementia]

and what might we be spanked with?:D

[Fangs]

Did my eyes deceive me?
Or did Furr just ask to be spanked? :devil:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j54/DarkFangBatLady/smileys/spankedorpaddled.gif

[TwistedDementia]

Will you be more deceived if you close your eye's?

[Fangs]

Would you believe me if I told you the answer was no?

[TwistedDementia]

can you believe that I believe you?

[Fangs]

LOL--
Can you believe that I believe that you believe me?

[TwistedDementia]

I so glad were not talking about spanking anymore... did I just say spank again?

[Fangs]

Did you know you said it 2 times?

[TwistedDementia]

OMG, I did, do you think anyone else noticed?

[Fangs]

Do you think anyone else noticed?

[TwistedDementia]

Would you believe I hoping they didn't?

[Fangs]

Should I point it out to them?

[TwistedDementia]

Would it be to my benefit?

[Fangs]

Do you think so?

[Fangs]

Do you have tattoos?

[TwistedDementia]

can we take a census?

[Fangs]

are you avoiding the question?

[TwistedDementia]

would you believe I do?

[Fangs]

Can you show me some pics of them please? :grin:

[TwistedDementia]

Where should I send them? Ha Ha!

[Fangs]

Should we start a tattoo thread here?

[Fangs]

Is there one already?

[TwistedDementia]

Are you asking or suggesting?

[Fangs]

Would you believe both? :D :devil:

[Fangs]

Did you know I found a thread about tattoos here?

[TwistedDementia]

Can you believe yes?

[Fangs]

Have you seen it?

[TwistedDementia]

mine or yours?

[Fangs]

Do you mean to tell me that you posted a pic of yours there too?

[TwistedDementia]

here, there, what's the difference?

[Fangs]

so you arent going to post a pic of your tattoo then?

[TwistedDementia]

and where do I post it?

[Fangs]

What if you post it to the "Halloween Tattoo Pictures" thread?

[Fangs]

Should I send you the link?

[TwistedDementia]

I don't have to ask again do I?

[Fangs]

Don't you like to be teased? :devil:

[Fangs]

http://www.hauntforum.com/showthread.php?t=2838&page=5&highlight=tattoos

Will this do?

[TwistedDementia]

am I allowed to say it out loud?

[Fangs]

Why not?

[TwistedDementia]

are you sure you want to here it?

[TwistedDementia]

http://www.hauntforum.com/showthread.php?t=2838&page=5&highlight=tattoos

Will this do?

I got it

[Fangs]

Would i ask if i didn't want to hear it? :p LOL

[TwistedDementia]

what if the tat is not Halloween related?

[Fangs]

did you know you could post it in an off-topic thread?

[TwistedDementia]

is there one already started?

[Fangs]

Would you believe I can't find one?

[TwistedDementia]

should you start one?

[Fangs]

Do you think I should? :p

[TwistedDementia]

don't you know I think you should!!!!!!?

[Fangs]

don't you know I think that you think I should? :googly:

[TwistedDementia]

I think you know, that I think you know i know, that you should start a post... you know?

[Fangs]

Are we having entirely tooo much fun yet?

[TwistedDementia]

I think we are and I think you know it, right?:)

[Fangs]

Now why should i admit that?

Don't you want to be teased?

[Fangs]

Do you think you should post a picture of yourself in the post a pic of yourself thread?

[TwistedDementia]

don't you know I'm going to do that now?

[Fangs]

are you really going to do that?

[TwistedDementia]

where is that thread, can you post it for me?

[TwistedDementia]

Did you know there's a picture of me in my profile?

[Fangs]

Did you know that i didn't know there was a pic of you in your profile? LOL

[TwistedDementia]

did you know this is lot's of fun?