Questions

[GothicCandle]

is it going somewhere?

[Cauldron]

is what going somewhere?

[GothicCandle]

where is somewhere?

[Cauldron]

Are Gothic candles usually Black?

[rottincorps]

Is black a color?

[Spooky1]

Is it true dogs don't see in color?

[rottincorps]

Whats color to a dog anyway?

[scareme]

Who are you calling a dog?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are we pointing fingers?

[scareme]

At you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you pull my finger instead?

[scareme]

Do I look that stupid?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If I ask twice, would that be rude?

[scareme]

Is there an echo in here?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did I ask twice???

[scareme]

Can't you remember?

[GothicCandle]

Does he need to?

[scareme]

Have you forgotten too?

[GothicCandle]

does everyone have Alzheimer's?

[RavenLunatic]

What was the question?

[Spooky1]

Who's asking?

[RoxyBlue]

Who's asking what?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does something from nothing leave nothing?

[scareme]

What did you start with?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you always ask that question?

[scareme]

Are you talking to me?

[randyaz]

Can you hear me now?

[scareme]

What did you say?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

did you say it first?

[scareme]

Say what first?

[randyaz]

what first?

[Spooky1]

Who's on first?

[randyaz]

Alphie?

[RoxyBlue]

What's it all about...?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

There is a point to all of this?

[Bloodhound]

So all of this isn't pointless?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would that depend on who is pointing?

[Bloodhound]

Would depend on who is pointing what?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

do you always answer a question with a question?

[Bloodhound]

Are we playing, Questions?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

are you prankin' me?

[randyaz]

Whats your point Oblio?

[Bloodhound]

Is this the pointless forest?

[randyaz]

Is your head round?

[Bloodhound]

Do you have a point?

[rottincorps]

do you have a pencil sharpener

[RoxyBlue]

Would a small penknife do?

[Spooky1]

Are you planning on stabbing me?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Would that bother you?

[Spooky1]

Wouldn't it bother you?

[RoxyBlue]

Does anyone really care?

[Spooky1]

Shouldn't everyone care?

[rottincorps]

Does that even deserve an answer?

[gypsichic]

are you kidding me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Well, who started it?

[gypsichic]

are you here again???

[Spooky1]

Are you still here?

[rottincorps]

Am I still where?

[gypsichic]

is it really you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Why does it seem that you're always in the middle of it???

[gypsichic]

are you jealous?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

About the house thing.....?

[gypsichic]

are you still stuck on that issue?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Then why do you keep bringing it up?

[gypsichic]

don't you have something you should be cleaning instead of harrassing innocent people like me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

What is your interpretation of "innocent"?....????

[gypsichic]

can you not look at me and see the innocence???

[Frighteners Entertainment]

yeeeeahhhhh......Can I take a felt marker and write it on your forehead?


Works for me.

[gypsichic]

lmao............can you catch me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

would this be anything like a greased chicken run they have at the fairs?

[RoxyBlue]

How do they grease the chickens?

[RavenLunatic]

Don't they grease them before they choke them?

[rottincorps]

Do you use a sock from under your bed for the mess?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Is your room in need of cleaning?

[rottincorps]

Is your socks suppose to be crusty?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Are you putting them in a pie?

[RavenLunatic]

what kind of pie would that be?

[RoxyBlue]

Aren't they better in a cake?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Which is better, pie or cake?

[rottincorps]

Isn't pie a cake where the batter only looks done on the outside?

[gypsichic]

does it contain cool whip?

[Spooky1]

Would that make it more palatable?

[rottincorps]

Palatable isn't that what they stack bricks on?

[Spooky1]

Who's stacked?

[RoxyBlue]

Are you talking to me?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Who else could it be?

[gypsichic]

could it be you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Could it be me..even with paint on my shoes or else where...?

[Bloodhound]

You stacked your painted shoes..... where?

[randyaz]

did they stick together?

[rottincorps]

when did they stick together?

[Bloodhound]

Couldn't you just leave one left out?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Leave one what?

[gypsichic]

is that the right thing to do?

[rottincorps]

But whom are we to question ... what is right or wrong?

[Bloodhound]

Should we question what is right or left?

[Spooky1]

Isn't my left your right?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

But only if you are left handed, right?

[rottincorps]

But since the water in a toilet goes down clock wise direction above the equator ....and counter clock wise below the equator .....So does your left become your right?.....

[RoxyBlue]

You have water in your toilet?

[Spooky1]

Does that look like water in there?

[rottincorps]

is that a payday

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Why do all days end in a "y"?

[RoxyBlue]

Why do you ask "why"?

[Spooklights]

Why not?

[randyaz]

Why ask retorhical questions?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Who invented them rhetorical questions anyhow?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't someone ask that question on an episode of Sesame Street?

[Spooky1]

Does anyone here watch Sesame Street?

[RavenLunatic]

Who doesn't like the count?

[RoxyBlue]

What is the count counting today?

[Spooky1]

Can you count on the Count?

[RavenLunatic]

What would we count on the Count?

[Spooky1]

Or should the Count be staked?

[RoxyBlue]

Aren't stakes better used for keeping your pumpkin vines under control?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Are the pumpkins restless again?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't you see them fleeing from the squirrels?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Were the squirrels running at them carrying pie-tins?

[RoxyBlue]

(LOL DeadDude!)

Don't blackbirds come in a pie tin?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Or, are they the ones with 3 bags full of wool?

[Spooklights]

Who-the squirrels or the blackbirds?

[Spooky1]

Are the Blackbirds squirrely?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Does it matter?

[RoxyBlue]

Are we talking about gray matter?

[Firedawg]

Does it matter if it is gray matter?

[Spooky1]

Is it Grey or Gray matter?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't that simply a matter of preference?

[Spooky1]

Isn't that a shampoo?

[rottincorps]

does Head and sholders only clean the hair above my shoulders?

[Spooky1]

How many people have hairy enough shoulders that they need to shampoo them?

[randyaz]

is it long enough to braid?

[Monk]

does it really need to be braided?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

When it comes together, does it form a Bunch?

[Spooky1]

Can we name it Marsha?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

If it has a name, is calling it and "it" offensive?

[RoxyBlue]

Are we starting to get all PC here?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Are we?

[RoxyBlue]

Are we what?

[Spooky1]

Can I be an Apple instead of a PC?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Are we really here, Macintosh?

[RoxyBlue]

Would we rather have a Granny Smith?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

When you said that, were you picturing Will Smith dressed up as a Grandmother (ala- Little Red Riding Hood), too?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't it Eddie Murphy that dresses up like a grandma?

[Spooky1]

Isn't it the British guys (like Monty Python) that always were dressing up as women?

[Flying Dutchman]

Was it the killer rabbit (Holy Grail) dressed like a women?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Aren't all killer rabbits female?

[RoxyBlue]

Was Jessica Rabbit a killer?

[Spooky1]

Do you think she looked like a rabbit?

[gypsichic]

will you make a fresh pot of coffee?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you know what the magic word is...?

[gypsichic]

now?

[RoxyBlue]

Or maybe never?

[rottincorps]

Or do you think Jessica would rather have a carrot?

[randyaz]

Trix?

[rottincorps]

do you think she likes to ______ like rabbits?

[randyaz]

silly rabbit...aren't Trix for kids?

[OLYhaunt]

they are?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't Cheerios a better breakfast food?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Than... broken glass?

[rottincorps]

What does the election have to do with this post?


does any body remember that there just politicians making promises?

[randyaz]

if thier mouths are moving...arent they lying?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Is someone around here angwy cause dey cant get dair way... ? :xbones:

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't it better to be happy?

[randyaz]

if your angry today will you be sorry tormarrow?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Can tormadoze be made out of tomatos?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that like whirled peas?

[Spooky1]

What if I don't like peas?

[scream1973]

But do you like carrots?

[RoxyBlue]

Is this a reference to that Jessica Rabbit thing?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Does she eat carrots?

[Spooky1]

Is that how she got that figure?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Or is she 'just drawn that way'?

[RoxyBlue]

Was there another way to draw her?

[Spooky1]

Wasn't she drawn without clothing in a single frame on the Laserdisc release?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Is there any way of finding that out?

[RoxyBlue]

Don't you have a "SloMo" button on your remote?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

But, who has laserdisc players anymore?

[Spooky1]

Do you think you could find one on Ebay?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

And I suppose a fresh new collection of laserdiscs to play with it comes cheap?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it worth taking out a loan?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Or, is it just not worth it at all?

[rottincorps]

isn't a laser disk just a DVD on steroids?

[RoxyBlue]

Aren't steroids, like, really bad for you?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Aren't laserdiscs really bad for a person?

[RoxyBlue]

If you don't try to eat them, are they safe?

[rottincorps]

do they fly as good as a Frisbee?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

But can frisbees play audio commentaries?

[RoxyBlue]

If a frisbee hits someone and they curse, is that an audio commentary?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Are you asking me because you assume I curse a lot?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't cursing something a gentleman never does?

[Spooky1]

Are you assuming there's a gentleman around?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you talking about me? hehe

[RoxyBlue]

Wouldn't that be a non sequiter?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Is that some kind of new Latin alcoholic beverage?

[Spooky1]

Isn't Non Sequiter a comic strip?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you like reading comic strips?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Don't you find reading these posts much more funny than watching a comic strip?

[Spooky1]

Shouldn't you read a comic strip or is there a new show about stripping comics on Comedy Central now?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you spend WAY too much time in front of a television?

[DeadDudeintheHouse]

Doesn't everyone?

[RoxyBlue]

Shouldn't they be out getting fresh air?

[Spooky1]

Is the air really fresh?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Can you find fresh air in a bathroom?

[RoxyBlue]

Does that come in a spray can?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you own a can of that?

[RoxyBlue]

Can't you find a can of that in a Walmart?

[Spooky1]

Would you want canned Walmart air?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you changing what we're talking about?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't it time to change what we were talking about?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you uncomfortable with what we're talking about?

[gypsichic]

do i look like i am uncomfortable with what we are talking about?

[Spooky1]

What were you talking about?

[RoxyBlue]

Who was talking?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

It was either you or Gypsi?

[RoxyBlue]

LOL - Does that qualify as a question?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Avoiding the question are we?

[Spooky1]

Are you sure it wasn't you FE?

[RoxyBlue]

Is this thread getting to be like the Chat Room, only slower?

[Spooky1]

Are there only 4 of us playing?

[RoxyBlue]

Would anyone else like to play?

[Spooky1]

Would anyone else get a chance to get a question in?

[rottincorps]

does the time continuum have any bearing on this subject?

[RoxyBlue]

Have you been in a time continuum?

[rottincorps]

If you back through a time continuum......are you ass backwards?

[RoxyBlue]

Or is it bass ackwards?

[Spooky1]

Is that Bass as in the fish or Bass as in a big fiddle?

[RoxyBlue]

Can't you tell by the pronunciation?

[rottincorps]

Is it the turkey that make you tired ........or the fact that the company is easier to deal with when your a sleep........

[RoxyBlue]

Have you tried sleeping with the turkey?

[Spooky1]

Wouldn't that be illegal?

[randyaz]

would the referee call a fowl?

[RoxyBlue]

Would a fowl answer if he did?

[rottincorps]

or is the fowl coming out of your butt..........boy I really didn't want to go there.......but what the hell it's me.....

[RoxyBlue]

Doesn't something foul usually come from a butt?

[rottincorps]

If you eat a toilet cake does it help

[RoxyBlue]

Does adding sugar make them better?

[rottincorps]

should we ask the Tidy bowl man

[Mr_Chicken]

Would the Tidy bowl man answer?

[RoxyBlue]

Did you ever want to see the Tidy Bowl man flushed?

[rottincorps]

Yes ...but how many laps would he get before going down

[Spooky1]

Just how did the Tidy Bowl man get his boat in there anyway?

[rottincorps]

and do you think his mom is proud of her son's career choice

[RoxyBlue]

Is becoming famous a bad career choice?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

What are you asking?

[Spooky1]

Is it better to be famous or infamous?

[Bloodhound]

Is the Tidy Bowl man famous?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't he retire in the 60s?

[Spooky1]

Or was he just flushed away.

[rottincorps]

or is he like the skid mark in the bowl you have to use a brush to get rid of?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Hate to ask, but......do you leave a skid mark like you mentioned......?