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scareme
08-03-2009, 01:28 AM
Who's asking?
Draik41895
08-03-2009, 01:42 AM
asking what?
rottincorps
08-03-2009, 04:38 AM
where is this going?
RoxyBlue
08-03-2009, 10:27 AM
Did somebody ask for directions?
Johnny Thunder
08-03-2009, 12:11 PM
Do you have the treasure map tattooed on your back?
RoxyBlue
08-03-2009, 12:13 PM
Were you looking at my back?
Johnny Thunder
08-03-2009, 12:32 PM
Are you going to back hand me?
RoxyBlue
08-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Would that be an appropriate thing to do?
rottincorps
08-03-2009, 11:59 PM
do you enjoy the back hand? HEHEHEHEHEHE
RoxyBlue
08-04-2009, 10:40 AM
Would you step within arm's reach so I can give you a sample back hand?:D
Spooky1
08-04-2009, 10:43 AM
Would you like a frying pan to extend that backhand?
Johnny Thunder
08-04-2009, 05:41 PM
Am I out of the fire but into the frying pan?
Fiend4Halloween
08-04-2009, 06:58 PM
Is there some kind of Pan-demic thing going on?
RoxyBlue
08-04-2009, 07:08 PM
Is there going to be pan-demonium soon?
Fiend4Halloween
08-04-2009, 07:28 PM
Will we have a pan-oramic view?
Spooky1
08-04-2009, 09:59 PM
Should I pan-ic?
How is this all going to pan out?
rottincorps
08-05-2009, 03:28 AM
or is this just pandemonium
RoxyBlue
08-05-2009, 10:43 AM
Are you pan-dering to the crowd here?
Spooky1
08-05-2009, 01:34 PM
Can you say that in pan-tomime?
RoxyBlue
08-05-2009, 01:38 PM
Is that the dog pan-ting?
Johnny Thunder
08-05-2009, 08:15 PM
Do I need to use a dash in my next question?
RoxyBlue
08-06-2009, 11:38 AM
Are you a dashing kind of guy?
ScreamingScarecrow
08-06-2009, 09:17 PM
or a slashing kind of guy?
Spooky1
08-06-2009, 09:52 PM
Should I take a stab at it?
Fiend4Halloween
08-07-2009, 02:03 AM
Could I be a cut above the rest?
Spooky1
08-07-2009, 09:45 AM
Will it cost an arm & a leg?
RoxyBlue
08-07-2009, 09:53 AM
Do they sell cheap body parts at Home Goods?
Johnny Thunder
08-07-2009, 10:51 AM
Do I look like a cheap date?
Spooky1
08-07-2009, 12:46 PM
Are you?
RoxyBlue
08-07-2009, 12:57 PM
Should we ask him out and find out for sure?
Johnny Thunder
08-08-2009, 08:11 AM
Should we ask the Magic Conch Shell?
RoxyBlue
08-08-2009, 12:58 PM
Is that a Romper Room thing (and did I just show my age:))?
Johnny Thunder
08-08-2009, 07:27 PM
Isn't it a Spongebob thing?
RoxyBlue
08-08-2009, 10:59 PM
Do you wear square pants?
PrettyGhoul
08-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Do I look like I could wear square pants??
RoxyBlue
08-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Can you turn around so I can make that determination?
Johnny Thunder
08-09-2009, 10:04 AM
Should I grab the tape measure?
rottincorps
08-09-2009, 10:33 AM
Would a square work better?
Spooky1
08-09-2009, 08:09 PM
Are you a square?
Are we discussing geometry now?
RoxyBlue
08-09-2009, 11:06 PM
Is that a required class?
Wyatt Furr
08-10-2009, 01:33 AM
What if your a theater major?
rottincorps
08-10-2009, 07:44 AM
Can't you act it out, then?
Spooky1
08-10-2009, 10:07 AM
Can you act like you care?
RoxyBlue
08-10-2009, 10:09 AM
Are you putting on an act?
rottincorps
08-10-2009, 11:10 PM
or putting on the ritz?
RoxyBlue
08-11-2009, 12:15 AM
Would you care to dance?
rottincorps
08-11-2009, 12:17 AM
may I leed ?
RoxyBlue
08-11-2009, 12:18 AM
Do I have to follow?
rottincorps
08-11-2009, 12:19 AM
HEHEHEHEHE......oh ...um If that's alright?
RoxyBlue
08-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Will you promise not to step on my toes?
rottincorps
08-11-2009, 12:21 AM
will you tango?
Joiseygal
08-11-2009, 01:20 AM
Why not do the disco instead?
RoxyBlue
08-11-2009, 10:15 AM
Can you demonstrate the Funky Chicken?
Johnny Thunder
08-11-2009, 02:40 PM
Anybody want to grill some Jamaican jerk chicken?
RoxyBlue
08-11-2009, 02:48 PM
Are chickens from Jamaica jerks?
Johnny Thunder
08-11-2009, 06:18 PM
Is it a secret?
Joiseygal
08-11-2009, 07:38 PM
Do you like to keep secrets?
rottincorps
08-11-2009, 07:40 PM
If i tell you is it still a secret?
Fiend4Halloween
08-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Do you promise not to tell....?
Do I look like I would tell?
Wyatt Furr
08-12-2009, 12:12 AM
Did he just ask who smells?
RoxyBlue
08-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Is the ocean full of swells?
Spooky1
08-12-2009, 10:12 AM
Do I hear bells?
RoxyBlue
08-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Did you see the wishing wells?
Decrepit Desecr8shun
08-12-2009, 10:19 AM
D*mmit,shards of glass in my coffin again!!! I'll cut my feet...wait. I forgot that won't hurt. I'm dead after all!!! (evil)LOL!!!
Johnny Thunder
08-14-2009, 01:32 PM
Where was the question in all that?
RoxyBlue
08-14-2009, 02:31 PM
Can't you tell he's a newbie?
FrozenPumpkins
08-14-2009, 03:56 PM
Isn't it obvious?
Spooky1
08-14-2009, 04:03 PM
Is that your hand in front of your face?
Dark Angel 27
08-14-2009, 04:46 PM
Is that your foot in front of your's?
RoxyBlue
08-14-2009, 04:54 PM
If I give you an inch, will you take a mile?
FrozenPumpkins
08-14-2009, 04:57 PM
Well, are we using the metric system?
RoxyBlue
08-14-2009, 05:03 PM
Is that related to the Metrecal System?
Johnny Thunder
08-15-2009, 06:53 AM
Are we related?
Have you gotten a DNA test?
FrozenPumpkins
08-15-2009, 11:05 AM
Where would I get one of those?
RoxyBlue
08-15-2009, 03:28 PM
Do we get a grade for taking the test?
Fiend4Halloween
08-15-2009, 04:47 PM
Can I get extra credit on that test ?
RoxyBlue
08-15-2009, 06:40 PM
Does your grade point average need a boost?
Spooky1
08-15-2009, 10:49 PM
Do you need a booster seat?
ScreamingScarecrow
08-16-2009, 12:40 AM
for which car?
FrozenPumpkins
08-16-2009, 04:30 PM
Who has a car?
RoxyBlue
08-16-2009, 05:00 PM
Would you like to take some of the extra cars parked in our neighborhood?
Johnny Thunder
08-16-2009, 05:06 PM
Can you drive them to Atlantis?
How long of a drive do you think that is from Arizona?
Johnny Thunder
08-16-2009, 06:47 PM
Do you get 230 MPG?
FrozenPumpkins
08-16-2009, 07:40 PM
What kind of fuel are you using?
Spooky1
08-16-2009, 07:44 PM
Do you drive a DeLorean?
steveshauntedyard
08-16-2009, 07:50 PM
Whats a DeLorean?
Have you ever time-travelled?
Johnny Thunder
08-16-2009, 09:10 PM
Haven't we had this conversation about 150 years ago?
Spooky1
08-16-2009, 10:58 PM
Are you that old?
Just Whisper
08-16-2009, 11:03 PM
How do you fit that many candles on a cake?
Spooky1
08-16-2009, 11:05 PM
Do you need the fire dept. to put out all those candles?
RoxyBlue
08-17-2009, 10:11 AM
Did somebody just call 911?
Spooky1
08-17-2009, 10:27 AM
Is there an emergency?
Johnny Thunder
08-17-2009, 11:07 AM
Did we run out of hot dogs?
Spooky1
08-17-2009, 11:28 AM
Just what kind of meat was in those hot dogs?
RoxyBlue
08-17-2009, 12:10 PM
Didn't a Pomeranian used to live next door?
RoxyBlue
08-17-2009, 01:12 PM
Did you just get back from vacation?
The Archivist
08-17-2009, 04:01 PM
Were you gone?
FrozenPumpkins
08-17-2009, 05:22 PM
Where'd you go?
RoxyBlue
08-17-2009, 07:00 PM
Do you have a map handy?
Fiend4Halloween
08-17-2009, 08:42 PM
....or should we just find someone and ask for directions?
rottincorps
08-18-2009, 03:49 AM
or should we use the Garmen?
FrozenPumpkins
08-18-2009, 09:58 AM
But would I have to spend prop money to buy one?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 10:05 AM
Would you even consider doing such a rash thing?:)
FrozenPumpkins
08-18-2009, 10:13 AM
Do you really need to ask?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Is the answer that obvious?
sparky
08-18-2009, 11:25 AM
Can we just get on to the question at hand?????
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 12:09 PM
Do you have a question about hands?
Johnny Thunder
08-18-2009, 12:13 PM
I know I'm hot but can everyone keep their hands to themselves please???
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 12:15 PM
Are you feeling standoffish this morning?
Johnny Thunder
08-18-2009, 12:17 PM
Am I tired of being treated like a slab of meat?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 12:48 PM
Did someone try to grill you?
Did they at least marinate him first?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 02:55 PM
What sides can we order with our grilled, marinated slab of Johnny Thunder?
Would beer battered fries be appropriate?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 03:02 PM
(LOL, Monk!)
Will ketchup taste okay on those?
Johnny Thunder
08-18-2009, 06:05 PM
Should I be slathered in jerk spice?
Spooky1
08-18-2009, 06:34 PM
Are you a spicy Jamaican jerk?
Johnny Thunder
08-18-2009, 07:37 PM
Is that more just a jerk?
RoxyBlue
08-18-2009, 07:49 PM
Aren't you just a really nice guy disguised as a jerk?:D
Johnny Thunder
08-18-2009, 07:52 PM
Are you confusing me with someone else?
Fiend4Halloween
08-18-2009, 07:54 PM
Can I pass on the sausage?
FrozenPumpkins
08-19-2009, 07:20 AM
Will someone else eat it?
Spooky1
08-19-2009, 10:17 AM
Is it E. coli free?
Johnny Thunder
08-19-2009, 01:35 PM
Is there any such thing as a free lunch?
RoxyBlue
08-19-2009, 01:43 PM
Is it free as long as someone else picks up the tab?
Spooky1
08-19-2009, 01:46 PM
What if I don't drink Tab?
sparky
08-19-2009, 03:49 PM
Can you drink something with caffeine in it??
Spooky1
08-19-2009, 04:00 PM
Why, am I falling asleep?
Johnny Thunder
08-19-2009, 04:23 PM
Is someone gassing your office again?
RoxyBlue
08-19-2009, 04:23 PM
Why did you post before I did?:D?
sparky
08-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Don't you think you posted enough RoxyBlue ????
RoxyBlue
08-20-2009, 10:50 AM
Is there such a thing as "enough" posting on this Forum?:D
Johnny Thunder
08-20-2009, 01:50 PM
What's that thing on my leg?
RoxyBlue
08-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Is it a black sock designed to wear with sandals?
Johnny Thunder
08-20-2009, 05:53 PM
Have you seen my left flip flop?
RoxyBlue
08-20-2009, 05:54 PM
Where did you last have it?
Johnny Thunder
08-20-2009, 06:44 PM
Wasn't it on my left foot?
Fiend4Halloween
08-20-2009, 07:07 PM
Didn't you notice that your foot was missing too??
Johnny Thunder
08-20-2009, 07:40 PM
Is that why I am lopsided?
Spooky1
08-20-2009, 07:47 PM
Do you need a peg leg?
RoxyBlue
08-20-2009, 08:40 PM
Is there a wood carver in the house?
FrozenPumpkins
08-21-2009, 07:06 PM
If there is, what could he carve a peg leg out of?
scareme
08-21-2009, 08:17 PM
What have you got?
RoxyBlue
08-21-2009, 08:39 PM
Are you keeping secrets from us?
Spooky1
08-22-2009, 02:16 PM
If you tell us, will you have to kill us?
How bad do you want to know?
Spooky1
08-22-2009, 10:13 PM
do you have the proper security clearance?
RoxyBlue
08-23-2009, 03:21 PM
Do you mind stepping through this metal detector first?
sparky
08-23-2009, 03:41 PM
Would you have any objection to a strip search ?
Spooky1
08-23-2009, 07:38 PM
That doesn't include a cavity search does it? :eek:
RoxyBlue
08-23-2009, 11:46 PM
Do you need the services of a dentist for those cavities?
FrozenPumpkins
08-24-2009, 08:57 AM
Are there any good dentists locally?
Are there any good dentists ANYWHERE?
Spooky1
08-24-2009, 10:02 AM
Is it safe?
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 10:28 AM
What do you mean?
sparky
08-24-2009, 12:10 PM
Your not going to be mean about it, are you??????
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 12:16 PM
Is this a meaningful conversation?
Spooky1
08-24-2009, 02:09 PM
Is my opinion meaningless?
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 03:52 PM
What is the meaning of life?
Wildcat
08-24-2009, 04:07 PM
Why do we have to question everything?
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 04:08 PM
Am I supposed to have the answer?
Wildcat
08-24-2009, 04:13 PM
Isn't that how you respond to a question?
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 04:30 PM
Wouldn't I need to know the answer first?
Johnny Thunder
08-24-2009, 05:31 PM
Are you cheating?
Wildcat
08-24-2009, 07:09 PM
Wouldn't she have the answer if she were cheating?
RoxyBlue
08-24-2009, 07:43 PM
Could I be simply pretending not to have the answer when I actually have all the answers?
Wildcat
08-24-2009, 08:01 PM
Do you have all the answers?
Fiend4Halloween
08-24-2009, 10:21 PM
Could I be simply pretending not to have the answer when I actually have all the answers?
Or can you just be B.S.'ing and don't know like the rest of us?
scareme
08-24-2009, 11:43 PM
What was the question again?
Spooky1
08-24-2009, 11:51 PM
Can't you read?
scareme
08-24-2009, 11:51 PM
Who me?
RoxyBlue
08-25-2009, 10:52 AM
Are you next in line?
Spooky1
08-25-2009, 12:12 PM
Do I dare cross the line?
RoxyBlue
08-25-2009, 12:13 PM
Are you giving me a line?
Spooky1
08-25-2009, 01:40 PM
Who's line is it anyway?
scareme
08-25-2009, 02:08 PM
Weren't you asked to tow the line?
RoxyBlue
08-25-2009, 02:19 PM
Is that a line item on your list?
scareme
08-25-2009, 02:28 PM
You're not line to me, are you?
Johnny Thunder
08-26-2009, 06:14 PM
Is this where I sign up for the line dance lessons?
RoxyBlue
08-26-2009, 07:17 PM
Can you walk a straight line?
Johnny Thunder
08-26-2009, 07:27 PM
Do I speak softly and carry a big stick?
RoxyBlue
08-26-2009, 07:39 PM
Wouldn't it be rude to talk about your stick?
Johnny Thunder
08-26-2009, 09:08 PM
Should I stick this fork in the outlet again?
sparky
08-26-2009, 09:12 PM
Shouldn't I stick something in an outlet , my name is Sparky????
scareme
08-26-2009, 09:16 PM
Wouldn't that hurt?
Spooky1
08-26-2009, 09:35 PM
Do you want to go first?
sparky
08-26-2009, 09:39 PM
Would you let me go first???? Or do you want to go first????
RoxyBlue
08-26-2009, 10:46 PM
Are you fighting over whose turn it is to get electrocuted?
sparky
08-26-2009, 11:30 PM
Would you be afraid to be electrocuted ???
Fiend4Halloween
08-27-2009, 03:51 AM
Would it be wrong if it was a fetish???
scareme
08-27-2009, 04:55 AM
Who am I to judge?
RoxyBlue
08-27-2009, 10:25 AM
Aren't you really the Queen of Sheba in disguise?
scareme
08-27-2009, 10:57 AM
Is this disguise working?
RoxyBlue
08-27-2009, 11:13 AM
Has anyone recognized you yet?
scareme
08-27-2009, 12:22 PM
Shhh! Who's listening to us now?
RoxyBlue
08-27-2009, 01:13 PM
Do you think they're on to us?
Johnny Thunder
08-27-2009, 03:48 PM
Are the ninjas on the roof again?
RoxyBlue
08-27-2009, 04:09 PM
Do you hear the patter of their little feet?
Spooky1
08-27-2009, 04:24 PM
Are they kiddie ninjas?
Johnny Thunder
08-27-2009, 06:12 PM
Did you know they're chipmunk ones?
Fiend4Halloween
08-27-2009, 06:38 PM
Are you sure it's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
RoxyBlue
08-27-2009, 07:11 PM
Didn't they retire last year?
The Archivist
08-27-2009, 08:14 PM
What's going on?
scareme
08-27-2009, 11:26 PM
Are you lost?
RoxyBlue
08-28-2009, 10:12 AM
Does someone need directions?
Johnny Thunder
08-28-2009, 10:59 AM
Should I start walking backwards?
RoxyBlue
08-28-2009, 11:04 AM
Are you wearing a rearview mirror?
Johnny Thunder
08-28-2009, 11:04 AM
Where's that beeping coming from?
RoxyBlue
08-28-2009, 11:08 AM
Did you have burritos for dinner last night?
Fiend4Halloween
08-28-2009, 09:35 PM
What's that smell?
RoxyBlue
08-28-2009, 11:20 PM
Did you forget to take out the trash?
Johnny Thunder
08-29-2009, 08:59 AM
Is Oscar sitting on your kitchen table?
sparky
08-29-2009, 10:48 AM
Was Bert and Ernie on the table also????
The Archivist
08-29-2009, 03:14 PM
When will my aches and pains go away? (Fell coming out of the shower)
RoxyBlue
08-29-2009, 03:42 PM
Does "sometime between now and never" seem like a reasonable estimate?
The Archivist
08-29-2009, 05:47 PM
When will someone put out a how-to on building the Farnsworth Communicator from Warehouse 13?
Spooky1
08-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Do you want one that really works?
RoxyBlue
08-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Were you supposed to go to work this morning?
Bone To Pick
08-31-2009, 04:30 PM
Does he work at Warehouse 13?
RoxyBlue
08-31-2009, 05:07 PM
If I tell you, will I have to kill you?
sparky
08-31-2009, 05:32 PM
Don't you think kill is a strong word?
Spooky1
08-31-2009, 06:25 PM
Would you prefer the term "eliminate"?
RoxyBlue
08-31-2009, 07:29 PM
Would "sacrifice" be more appropriate?
Bone To Pick
08-31-2009, 07:29 PM
Given the original phrasing of the question, might I suggest "pay," "applaud" or even "worship" instead?
RoxyBlue
08-31-2009, 07:31 PM
Did you just put yourself on a pedestal?
Bone To Pick
08-31-2009, 07:49 PM
Don't you think pedestal is a strong word? :googly:
scareme
09-01-2009, 12:05 AM
Don't you need to make sure the pedestal is strong enough to hold him?
RoxyBlue
09-01-2009, 10:27 AM
Will a papier mache pedestal be strong enough?
Spooky1
09-01-2009, 10:55 AM
Shall we hot glue him to the pedestal?
scareme
09-01-2009, 12:10 PM
Are you offering to hold onto him til the glue sets?
Bone To Pick
09-01-2009, 01:41 PM
Should I just settle for being duct taped to the wall instead?
Spooky1
09-01-2009, 01:42 PM
Do you have excess hair you want removed?
sparky
09-01-2009, 04:57 PM
Could we take you to the health spa to remove that hair, instead of the wall?
scareme
09-01-2009, 05:57 PM
Wouldn't the wall be cheaper?
sparky
09-01-2009, 06:09 PM
Does anyone have a coupon for the hair removal spa?
The Archivist
09-01-2009, 08:47 PM
Why can't the stores (Michael's, JoAnn's, etc) have more halloween stuff (not the kindergarten/harvest halloween) and for longer?
scareme
09-01-2009, 10:04 PM
What do you sugest we do about that?
Night Watchman
09-01-2009, 10:40 PM
Should I buy the store?
Spooky1
09-01-2009, 11:38 PM
Would that be a good investment?
FrozenPumpkins
09-02-2009, 08:40 AM
Well, have you talked to your stock broker?
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