Questions

[morbid mike]

why have the women resorted to such displays of violence?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't you start it?

[morbid mike]

are you placing blame?

[jaege]

Are denying fault?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that the San Andreas fault?

[jaege]

Who is San Andreas, and whats he at fault for?

[Goblin]

Is someone secretly ordering all this snow?

[RoxyBlue]

Where's the purchase order for it?

[Night Watchman]

Someone paid for this?

[RoxyBlue]

Who has the deepest pockets?

[Dr Morbius]

Are you looking at my wallet or are you just glad to see me?

[Night Watchman]

Whats in your wallet?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it a Capital One credit card?:D

[Dr Morbius]

If it is, can I save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?

[Night Watchman]

Do you have a gecko?

[Dr Morbius]

Will a Caveman do?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it really that easy?

[Night Watchman]

Who's easy?

[fick209]

I might be easy, who's asking?:googly::D

[The Creepster]

I think they want to put in you a movie? lol

[fick209]

Anybody watch any decent good movies lately?

[The Creepster]

Does security footage count?

[Spooky1]

I hope you don't think that was me on that security cam footage?

[morbid mike]

did the person have pants on?

[RoxyBlue]

Did the pants have sharks on them?

[Goblin]

What kind of sharks?

[morbid mike]

were they pink fuzzy sharks?

[Johnny Thunder]

Can I get another Landshark over here?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like a candygram instead?

[Night Watchman]

Will I get a cavity?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you prefer a hole in the head?

[Night Watchman]

Will it hurt?

[Spooky1]

Doesn't the brain lack pain receptors?

[morbid mike]

where the hell did I put my memory loss pill's

[RoxyBlue]

Don't you remember?

[jaege]

Remember what?

[morbid mike]

what are we talking about ?who is morbid mike anyway?

[fick209]

Isn't Mike that really nice guy who help people out all the time?

[morbid mike]

is fick 209 dillusional ???

[fick209]

Sorry Mike, do we all agree that he is a terrible, terrifying individual who wants to be a mod?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't he get smacked upside the head with a beer bottle before The Fairy Queen of the Kingdom of Moderation could grant that wish?

[Goblin]

He did?

[jaege]

Wasn't that just a nasty rumor?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't you read about it in Weekly World News?

[Bone To Pick]

Did it include photos of him and BatBoy?

[The Creepster]

Are you back on the sauce?

[morbid mike]

do you have the sauce?

[Spooky1]

Is it a tomato sauce?

[debbie5]

If anyone is gonna be saucy around here, shouldn't it be me?

[fick209]

Yes, but where have you been????

[debbie5]

Don't you know I've been working on the railroad??

[haunted canuck]

All the live long day?

[Goblin]

Is it a long day?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't it a new day?

[morbid mike]

is today a day of rest?

[howlin mad jack]

Do you feel the need to rest?

[The Creepster]

Why rest when you can destroy?

[Devil]

What did you destroy?

[Johnny Thunder]

Who wants a beer?

[howlin mad jack]

What type of beer you offering?

[RoxyBlue]

What if you don't like beer?

[morbid mike]

what do you like??

[howlin mad jack]

How about some wine?

[The Creepster]

Don't you mean whine?

[Goblin]

Who's whinning now?

[morbid mike]

dont you have to pay 5 dollars for whinning?

[RoxyBlue]

Is there a doctor in the house?

[howlin mad jack]

Are you feeling ill?

[morbid mike]

can you fix me

[RoxyBlue]

Are you broken?

[Zurgh]

Wont some tape help, or is this a case for super glue?

[morbid mike]

did fick fart again what a lady???

[howlin mad jack]

No, wasn't it the dog?

[The Creepster]

Is that not obvious?

[Spooky1]

What are you talking about?

[The Creepster]

You did not get the memo?

[Goblin]

What memo was that?

[morbid mike]

I lost my memo can I have a new 1???

[RoxyBlue]

If you select Door #3, will you get a new car?

[The Creepster]

Is your name Monty?

[Spooky1]

Is the price right?

[RoxyBlue]

What are you buying?

[The Creepster]

Who said I was paying for it?

[Spooky1]

Will you be visited by the Police soon?

[fick209]

Police have fun things like handcuffs, why wouldn't I want a good looking police officer to visit me?

[morbid mike]

she 's a very kinky girl ...she's a super freak she's super freaky dont you think??

[Goblin]

Who are we talking about?

[morbid mike]

are you naive sir???

[RoxyBlue]

Is it time to talk about something else?

[Zurgh]

What time is it... could it be Hammer time?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it time to go home yet?

[The Creepster]

What you can't see the clock?

[fick209]

Is it a coo coo clock?

[The Creepster]

Just because I own it does not make Koo Koo does it?

[morbid mike]

I figured creep had a black cat clock where the eye's go back and forth didnt you?

[RoxyBlue]

Does anyone remember Felix the Cat and his magic bag of tricks?

[morbid mike]

does anyone have Prince Albert in a can???

[howlin mad jack]

Have you let him out yet?

[RoxyBlue]

Is your refrigerator running?

[howlin mad jack]

Did anyone ever use these pranks?

[Zurgh]

I don't think they worked on Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat. You'll laugh so much, your sides will ache, your heart will go pitter-pat, watching Felix, the wonderful cat????

[howlin mad jack]

How the heck do you remember the words to that song?

[Goblin]

Did he write them down?

[Zurgh]

No, the voices told me, don't they tell you things, too?

[morbid mike]

mine tell me bad things do your's too??

[The Creepster]

Would you consider manslaughter bad?

[RoxyBlue]

Which man are you going to slaughter?

[The Creepster]

A man? I though they were a band?

[RoxyBlue]

Are they a roving band?

[morbid mike]

whatr about a sell out heavy metal band?

[howlin mad jack]

What were they selling?

[Goblin]

......and how much did they charge?

[morbid mike]

isnt it sold yet??

[RoxyBlue]

Did you sell yourself short?

[morbid mike]

do you think I'm short like fick

[RoxyBlue]

^Do you have to duck when you go through doorways?

[Zurgh]

If we tried a Hollywood re-make of morbid mike, wouldn't he be like 20' tall?

[fick209]

We already have one Morbid Mike, do we really need a re-make?

[The Creepster]

Could we just use a pile of chicken Mc nuggets instead?

[morbid mike]

can I eat them when were done filming?

[Zurgh]

Can I eat the film?

[Goblin]

Aren't you worried about indigestion?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like some Pepto Bismol?

[The Creepster]

Why is it pink?

[Zurgh]

Is it evil?

[Goblin]

How can Pepto Bismol be evil?

[howlin mad jack]

Have you ever had it come backup again?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that worse than blowing milk out your nose?

[howlin mad jack]

Is that supposed to be unpleasant?

[The Creepster]

You enjoy vomit in your nose?

[Zurgh]

Isn't it the newest fad or something?

[RoxyBlue]

Whatever happened to hula hoops?

[The Creepster]

Did they not die out like Don Ho?

[debbie5]

Who you callin' a Ho?

[The Creepster]

Was it a question?

[debbie5]

Are you questioning the veracity of your own question?

[The Creepster]

Did it just get complicated?

[debbie5]

Yes?

[The Creepster]

Are you sure about that?

[debbie5]

Do I have to answer that?

[The Creepster]

What do you think?

[Goblin]

About what?

[howlin mad jack]

Is there a reason I got up at 4:00 a.m. this morning?

[Zurgh]

Why can't I sleep?

[howlin mad jack]

Have you taken any sleeping aides?

[morbid mike]

I dont want aid's do you

[RoxyBlue]

Would you rather have an assistant?

[morbid mike]

can I beat them with a wooden spoon??

[RoxyBlue]

Aren't wooden spoons better for beating eggs?

[Zurgh]

Wouldn't you prefer a wire whisk?

[morbid mike]

to beat people with?

[RoxyBlue]

What's with this obsession with beating people?

[The Creepster]

Is it really an obsession?

[Goblin]

What would you call it?

[howlin mad jack]

Is it more like a compulsion?

[RoxyBlue]

Why is there a police helicopter hanging over your house?

[howlin mad jack]

Hanging over MY house?

[RoxyBlue]

Can't you hear it?

[howlin mad jack]

Can you make it go away?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you think firing a bazooka at it will do the trick?

[Spooky1]

Wouldn't that upset the men in blue?

[howlin mad jack]

Would that be the Blue Man Group?

[RoxyBlue]

Did somebody say something about being "blue"?

[howlin mad jack]

Are you sad?

[morbid mike]

am I ugly?

[The Archivist]

Haven't we always said that?

[Zurgh]

Would you say that to his face?

[Goblin]

Does he get violent?

[RoxyBlue]

Does a bear poo in the woods?:D

[The Creepster]

Do they use a owl to wipe?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that an endangered owl?

[The Creepster]

Does having bear excrement on it decrease its value?

[morbid mike]

does a bear poop in the woods?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't we already ask that question?

[morbid mike]

are you the post police?

[RoxyBlue]

Can't you see my badge?

[The Creepster]

You want me to respect you authority?

[fick209]

Aren't you the ultimate authority?

[morbid mike]

are you submissive?

[The Creepster]

Do you think your up for the challenge?

[morbid mike]

the 20 dollar challenge?

[The Creepster]

Is it really for only 20$?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you have change for a 5?

[Zurgh]

Do you have change for a wooden nickel?

[Goblin]

You've got a wooden nickel?

[Zurgh]

No one told ya' not to take em'?

[RoxyBlue]

Did you lose a little red wagon recently?

[Zurgh]

Did you happen to find one?

[RoxyBlue]

Did you look in Goblin's garage?

[Spooky1]

Does he collect wagons?

[morbid mike]

dosent he live in a red wagon

[Zurgh]

Doesn't he live in a covered wagon?

[morbid mike]

a covered red wagon I heard what did you hear?

[RoxyBlue]

Is either of you actually listening?

[morbid mike]

are you listening?

[RoxyBlue]

What did you say?

[Zurgh]

What did you hear?

[howlin mad jack]

Do you all need hearing aides?

[fick209]

Shall I make an appointment for them at the clinic?

[Spooky1]

Can I use sign language instead?

[morbid mike]

do you know sign language?

[Moon Dog]

I know one gesture, and I'll bet you know what it is don't you? :D

[morbid mike]

is it the devil horn's ? or hang loose?

[howlin mad jack]

Can you think of another?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it the thumb-out-for-hitchhiking sign?

[Jack Reaper]

Does it belong to little Jack Horner?

[howlin mad jack]

Is he still in the corner?

[Zurgh]

Hasn't he finished that pie, yet?

[RoxyBlue]

Which dish ran away with the spoon?

[fick209]

Didn't they jump over the moon?

[RoxyBlue]

Are there three men in your tub?

[howlin mad jack]

Have you seen the old lady in the shoe?

[morbid mike]

is she out playing the fiddle?

[Wildcat]

Didn't the cat have the fiddle?

[fick209]

Didn't he go to Georgia and win a fiddle contest against the devil to keep his soul?

[Spooky1]

Is the Devil looking for that Webster guy still?

[Goblin]

What's he looking for him for?

[morbid mike]

did he steal the golden fiddle again??

[Zurgh]

Can we pawn the golden fiddle for more than 20$?

[RoxyBlue]

Won't that disqualify you from using it in the $20 prop contest?

[The Creepster]

Is that contest still going?

[RoxyBlue]

When is the submission deadline?

[Spooky1]

Is there a line to submit our dead?

[RoxyBlue]

Are those lab fumes getting to you?

[Zurgh]

Isn't it the fumes that make mad scientists, mad?

[The Creepster]

why are they mad and not just cranky?

[morbid mike]

being mad is much more fun than being happy don't ya think?

[Spooky1]

Should I work on my evil laugh?

[morbid mike]

do you have one or is more of a cackle?

[RoxyBlue]

Who let the hens out?

[debbie5]

They aren't hens..aren't they are those caffiene laden, angry, messed up, black colored birds who are fixing up the hens' house. ..also known as the jacked, fraked, hackled, cackling, spackling grackles?

[Goblin]

Uhhhhhhh......WHAT????????

[fick209]

Did you not understand the question?

[RoxyBlue]

What's wrong with being a grackle?

[Zurgh]

What do you feed a gaggle of grackles, would BBQ be OK?

[morbid mike]

do you like BBQ'd grackle's gaggle's

[RoxyBlue]

Can we get a side of baked beans with that?

[fick209]

How about potato salad instead?

[The Creepster]

Don't potato salad have a high percentage of starches?

[Bone To Pick]

Would it taste that good if it was good for you?

[RoxyBlue]

Have you been on vacation?

[Bone To Pick]

Can I go on one now?

[RoxyBlue]

Won't anyone miss you at work?

[Bone To Pick]

Does my computer count?

[RoxyBlue]

Are there numbers on its keyboard?

[Bone To Pick]

What are the chances they might get de-pressed?

[The Creepster]

Was that suppose to be funny?

[Spooky1]

Do computers laugh at us?

[howlin mad jack]

Do you hear voices?

[Zurgh]

With my ears or in my head?