Questions

[Goblin]

Wouldn't it be dirty and covered with hay?

[debbie5]

Wasn't your hump over there?

[Goblin]

What hump?

[debbie5]

Where wolf?

[Spooky1]

Why are you talking that way?

[RoxyBlue]

I thought you wnted to talk that way?

[debbie5]

It goes without saying?

[scareme]

Then why did you say it?

[Spooky1]

Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

[debbie5]

Are you Doctor Frankenstein?

[Spooky1]

Is Yunk Frankenshtein vallowing een ees grandfadda's vootshtaps?

[debbie5]

Whaaaaat???

[Evil Andrew]

Frau Blücher ?

[debbie5]

NNeeiiggghhhh!!

[Goblin]

Isn't Blücher german for glue?

[debbie5]

Would Colonel Klink know that?

[RoxyBlue]

Can I claim to "know nothink"?

[Evil Andrew]

Can you do that under the Geneva Convention ?

[debbie5]

is Roxy in the Geico commercial where the Roxy look-a-like chick acccuses the lizard for dumping her, calling him "Stanley" ? (It looks JUST like her!)

[RoxyBlue]

(no, she doesn't - she's, like, a BLOND!:D)

What channel are you watching?

[debbie5]

I'm not watching a channel....I'm practicing this, my new hobby:
YouTube - Mary Schneider yodels the Clarinet Polka

[Goblin]

Is that a question?

[scareme]

Where does debbie find all these crazy clips.

[Goblin]

Did you say Debbie was crazy in her crib?

[scareme]

Is debbie flipping her lid?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like to buy a squid?

[Spooky1]

You want to pardon billy the Kid?

[debbie5]

Would you like to discuss my id?

[RoxyBlue]

Can anyone spare a quid?

[debbie5]

Is life still fun when you're at its mid?

[Spooky1]

Who keeps putting down the toilet lid?

[debbie5]

At the toilet seat auction, what was your winning bid?

[debbie5]

I wonder who was crazier: Nancy or Sid?

[scareme]

What kind of question is that?

[debbie5]

You mean my first question, or the last one I did?

[debbie5]

My status is "invisible"...now I'm quite well-hid.

[scareme]

Why, are you afraid of us?

[Spooky1]

Are you the Big bad Wolf?

[scareme]

??????
Are you missing a word Spooky?

[debbie5]

Methinks the cheese off of his cracker has slid.

[Evil Andrew]

Say that with a Yoda voice, can you ?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HigwL7YghlM/TB5in0r2sTI/AAAAAAAAA6g/axDh5qtbYAM/s1600/yoda.jpg

[debbie5]

One question re: Yoda: was he a Hasid?

[debbie5]

Perhaps my rhymes are coming undone...or undid?

[scareme]

Are you sure it's not your mind that's come undone?

[debbie5]

Does my rhyming indicate I've flipped my lid?

[scareme]

Is your lid on too tight?

[Goblin]

Does she flip her lid with a spatula?

[Spooky1]

Is her lid a pancake?

[debbie5]

Who watched this as a kid?
YouTube - Lidsville Theme Song (1971 Sid and Marty Krofft)

[Spooky1]

I think I did watch that, did you watch Danger Island?

YouTube - Danger Island

[debbie5]

Was that on Saturday mornings? Why don't I remember that?

[Goblin]

Isn't that about the time you flipped your lid?

[scareme]

Did you schedule that lid flipping?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that a Tupperware lid?

[Spooky1]

Are you having a Tupperware party?

[debbie5]

^'Ware is the party?

[scareme]

Don't you have enough already?

[Goblin]

Can anyone ever have enough?

[Spooklights]

Enough of what?

[RoxyBlue]

What happened to the pen that was on my desk a few minutes ago?

[Spooky1]

Are you being trouble by gremlins?

[RoxyBlue]

Should I call my co-workers that?

[debbie5]

^did you feed them after midnight?

[Spooky1]

Did you get them wet?

[RoxyBlue]

Does anyone have a towel?

[Goblin]

Will a beach towel do?

[debbie5]

Will a hand towel filled with fresh hand be okay?

[Goblin]

Can it hold a dish towel?

[autumnghost]

Does Oprah Winfrey have to be on the cover of EVERY issue of her magazine?

[debbie5]

Does Oprah Winfrey have to be on the cover of EVERY issue of her magazine?

I've been watching her behind the scenes shows, and she ain't too nice, is she??

[Spooky1]

Should i care?

[Goblin]

Should you have hair?

[debbie5]

Should you put on fresh underwear?

[RoxyBlue]

Will sunglasses cut the glare?

[Spooky1]

Do you post with flair!

[Spiderclimber]

Whats with all the rhyming, is that even fair?

[RoxyBlue]

Are we going somewhere?

[Spiderclimber]

How are you going to pay for the fare?

[Spooky1]

Is you foot caught in a snare?

[Spiderclimber]

Your foot or the hare?

[Dark Star]

Are you watching for bears?

[debbie5]

Both the Pope and the bear were in the woods, unaware...(pointing)..I think it happened, over there....

[Spiderclimber]

Was that a question?

[Goblin]

Can you ever tell with Debbie?

[Spiderclimber]

Do you think Debbie really likes snacks or is that just her avatar?

[RoxyBlue]

Does anyone really know what time it is?

[Spiderclimber]

I do, but what time zone?

[Goblin]

What about the Twilight Zone?

[Spiderclimber]

As in the ride at Disney land?

[Goblin]

Who wants a ride to Disneyland?

[Spiderclimber]

Does that question make you sound creepy to little kids?

[debbie5]

I thought it's only creepy if you offer candy??

[Spiderclimber]

What do you think Goblin?

[Spooky1]

Is Goblin the Candy Man?

[debbie5]

I thought Sammy Davis Jr. was dead??

[Goblin]

Isn't he dead as a doornell?

[autumnghost]

Isn't the rat pack immortal?

[debbie5]

If I can still hear Frank's voice on an album, does that mean he still lives?

[Spooky1]

Is Frankie hanging out with Elvis now?

[Spiderclimber]

What? Elvis is dead?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't you get the memo?

[Spiderclimber]

What memo?

[Spooky1]

Did the memo get filed in the trash can?

[RoxyBlue]

Is that the circular file?

[Goblin]

Wouldn't that be a circular saw?

[debbie5]

Did the blind man say "I see...", as he put down his hammer & saw?

[Spiderclimber]

What blind man?

[Spooky1]

Is he the one with the dog?

[RoxyBlue]

Did you feed the dog?

[scareme]

What is that smell? What did you feed the dog?

[debbie5]

is there any scuttlebutt on me that I should know about?

[Goblin]

Should you look in the mirror?

[Spiderclimber]

Would I see the woman in the picture you posted?

[Dark Star]

Who is posting pictures?

[Spiderclimber]

You didn't see Goblins picture?

[Monk]

When did Goblin post a picture?

[Goblin]

Yes, when did I post this picture?

[Spiderclimber]

The woman in the mirror on the caption the pix thread, you don't remember?

Linky (http://hauntforum.com/showthread.php?t=2665&page=241)

[Monk]

Should I remember too?

[debbie5]

spidey likes dead chicks in nightgowns??

[Spooky1]

Good to see you Monk, where have you been? :)

[Spiderclimber]

Doesn't any haunter?

[RoxyBlue]

Did you misplace your post?

[Spooky1]

Did it run off?

[debbie5]

Does your ovary hurt, or just mine?

[RoxyBlue]

How many do you have?

[Monk]

How many does who have?

[scareme]

Do you need the one I'm not using, debbie?

[debbie5]

LOL..

How many ovaries does monk have?

[Spooky1]

Do you think guys have ovaries?

[scareme]

Would I be catty if I said some men act like it?

[debbie5]

Would you just be seen as a keen observer of men? (Please LOOK, but DON'T TOUCH.)

[scareme]

Does it show that I love observing men, lots of men?

[Goblin]

Do you have a cookbook entitled "To serve Man?"

[scareme]

Have you been watching The Outer Limits again?

[Goblin]

Isn't that from The Twilight Zone?

[debbie5]

Who is Top Nerd here?

[RoxyBlue]

Should I raise my hand?:)

[Spooky1]

Should we all raise our hands?

[Spiderclimber]

What hand?

[debbie5]

who needs a hand?

[GrimmEverafter]

Does the hand belong to a zombie?

[debbie5]

I suppose if the zombie really wants it, it WILL be the zombies hand....?

[GrimmEverafter]

But what if the zombie is a vegetarian?

[Spiderclimber]

Are brains on a vegetarian diet?

[Spooky1]

Don't vegetarian zombies eat Grains?

[scareme]

Did you hear my groan when I read that joke?

[RoxyBlue]

Is anyone listening?

[Goblin]

Did you say something Roxy?

[Spooky1]

Is your hearing aid not working?

[RoxyBlue]

Where did you put the batteries?

[Spooky1]

Batteries for what?

[Spiderclimber]

What kind of batteries?

[Spooky1]

Will they work in my robot servant?

[debbie5]

isn't it just SHAMEFUL that Spooky1 said "batteries for what"?? can you see that glint in his eye!!??

[Goblin]

Spooky has a shameful glint in his eye?

[Spooky1]

Are you sure that wasn't just some dust in my eye?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you need an eye wash?

[Goblin]

Is that something like a car wash?

[debbie5]

what exactly do you serve in an eye cup?

[Spooky1]

Would eyes be the answer.

[Goblin]

Can you raise you hand and say eye?

[debbie5]

wood eyes!???

[Spiderclimber]

Would I?

[debbie5]

ter mite be a problem with a wood eye, methinks?

[RoxyBlue]

Are you all totally mad?

[Spooky1]

Can one just be partly mad?

[Spiderclimber]

Mad as a hatter?

[debbie5]

don't get mad get glad?

[Spooky1]

Are you glad your mad?

[debbie5]

I'm not mad..but are you Sir Gallahad??

[autumnghost]

Is Sir Gallahad glad that you're mad or is he mad that you're glad?

[Goblin]

Isn't he just dead?

[debbie5]

Did he join the jiihad?

[Spiderclimber]

Was that around back then?

[RoxyBlue]

Have you read any good books lately?

[debbie5]

who wants to send me an iPad?

[Goblin]

Didn't they mean ink pad?

[debbie5]

^perhaps a lily pad? (ribbit!)

[Spooky1]

^ do you live in a swamp?

[Goblin]

Does she get hopping mad?

[scareme]

What did you do to piss her off?

[Goblin]

Piss who off?

[scareme]

Who's mad at you now?

[Goblin]

Who said they were?

[scareme]

Are you going to pretend you don't know?

[Spiderclimber]

If Goblin doesn't know, how should I?

[debbie5]

why does scareme know and no one else knows? ya know? no?

[Spooky1]

Do you want me to tell you?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you have a secret?

[Spiderclimber]

WHAT secret?

[scareme]

Didn't they tell you?

[Spooky1]

Are you feeling left out?

[scareme]

Who needs a hug?

[Spiderclimber]

What kind of a hug?

[debbie5]

is there more than one kind of hug?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you hug a bug in a rug?

[morbid mike]

can I hate bugs???

[Spiderclimber]

Like bed bugs?

[RoxyBlue]

Does the bed bug you?

[Goblin]

Don't they bite you?

[Spooky1]

Did you say Bite me?

[Goblin]

Would I say something like that?

[Spiderclimber]

Didn't you just say something like that?

[Spooky1]

Did you forget what you said?

[RoxyBlue]

Who wants to know?

[autumnghost]

Whose turn is it to take notes?

[Spiderclimber]

Can I take notes?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you have a pen and a pad to write on?

[Spiderclimber]

Didn't you hear I prefer a pencil?

[debbie5]

Who's coming over to my pad? (stirring pitcher of mojitos)

[Spooky1]

Is that an i-Pad?

[debbie5]

I think it's pad thai?

[scareme]

Are you serving anything else?

[debbie5]

padded cell?

[scareme]

What how do you serve that?

[debbie5]

Who are you to question me!!??

[scareme]

How else will I know what kind of wine to bring?

[debbie5]

wheres a sommillier when you need one? or spell check, for that matter?

[scareme]

What is the picture on your avatar? It's to small to see.

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like to borrow my reading glasses?

[Spooky1]

Can I have a glass of wine instead?

[scareme]

How will your wine help me see better?

[Goblin]

You need wine to see butter?

[Spiderclimber]

Isn't butter for killing someone and having the evidence melt away?

[Spooky1]

Has it worked for you?

[RoxyBlue]

Are you doing any work today?

[Spooky1]

What does it look like? :)

[Goblin]

Does it still look like it did 5 years ago?

[Spiderclimber]

haven't you seen the story about smothering in butter to look like an accident?

[Spooky1]

Do you like your corpses smothered in butter?

[Goblin]

How do you smother a corpse with butter?

[debbie5]

Aren't corpses better barbequed??

[RoxyBlue]

Are you going to serve baked beans with those corpses?

[debbie5]

is it possible to be addicted to wearing a sweater or fleecy thingies? (Im so COLD with just a long sleeved shirt on!)

[Goblin]

What's a fleecy thingie?

[Spooky1]

You tried to fleece the Addams Thing?

[badger]

Didn't that annoy him, er it?

[debbie5]

Contraction of "He or she/it"= "h'orsh'it"?

[Spiderclimber]

What is pictured in your avatar now?

[debbie5]

Two maids...it's cleaning day here in the debbie5 house...would you like to be an honorary maid servant for the day and come over and help me?

[Spiderclimber]

Will you send a cabbie from NY to get me?

[RoxyBlue]

Will you have to tip the driver?

[Spooky1]

Wouldn't you rather fly?

[Spiderclimber]

And go through the TSA shindig?

[Goblin]

TSA is having a shindig? Where? When?

[Spooky1]

Did you hear that the TSA is getting "Probing" training from aliens?

[Goblin]

Is it anything like the episode I seen on South Park?

[debbie5]

Can I be probed first, please!!?? (Who **doesn't*** like a good probing??)

[Spiderclimber]

Can I hide my eyes from the training?