Questions

[Hella]

Don't you remember where you left it?

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't I just see you?

[gypsichic]

see me where?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I was you, right?

[gypsichic]

where did you think you saw me at?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Still hiding?

[gypsichic]

can you hear me now?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Could you say that louder?

[gypsichic]

huh???

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I can hear you now, you hear me?

[gypsichic]

will you say that again?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

you hear me?

[gypsichic]

can you see me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

are you serious?

[gypsichic]

do i look serious???

[Frighteners Entertainment]

With that look on your face....I'm not sure....Could you tell me?

[gypsichic]

how serious do you want me to be?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

how seriouscan you get?

[gypsichic]

where's my broom so i can show you?

[Hella]

You have a broom?

[gypsichic]

have you seen it?

[Hella]

No, lol...Will you show it to me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

oh goody!! oooppps.

Did I say that out loud?

[gypsichic]

have you seen my profile pic? see me sitting on it?

[Hella]

Is that your broom? verrrrryy nice...I like that!!

[gypsichic]

have you ever seen a broom like that?

lmao

[Hella]

Not recently..lol How did you get one?

[SuFiKitten77]

Would you believe I stole it?

[gypsichic]

you stole a broom like mine???

[Hella]

Did you get into a lot of trouble?

[gypsichic]

whose in trouble?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
http://www.halloween-online.com/humor/witch2.gif

[TearyThunder]

When did brooms start coming with superchargers?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

You know who you have to ask?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you talking about me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you know about brooms?

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't you post somthing about that yesterday?

[TearyThunder]

Ok I gotta know..........Do they get better gas mileage than a Geo Tracker?

[Hauntiholik]

Gas? Did I mention you have to stay on longer than 8 seconds to get the mileage?

[TearyThunder]

Is it a scary as you just made it sound HH?

[Hauntiholik]

hehehe
You find that scary?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Was that you? http://www.cavernsofblood.com/CQ/092004a/ANIwitchEyes.gif

[TearyThunder]

HH, Wouldn't you like to stay on longer than 8 seconds?

[TearyThunder]

Was that you? http://www.cavernsofblood.com/CQ/092004a/ANIwitchEyes.gif

I don't see an image dear. What did you do wrong?

[Hauntiholik]

TT - wouldn't you like a very long broom ride?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I would?

[Hauntiholik]

Would there be any doubt?

[TearyThunder]

Ok now which "broom" are we talking about? lol

[Hauntiholik]

Weren't we talking about your favorite one?

[TearyThunder]

You mean you caught me off my toes on that? I know I need to get some sleep now lol.

[Hauntiholik]

Wouldn't you call that more hovering than just off your toes? LMAO!

[TearyThunder]

Ok hovering that will work..................wait........Are back to talking about brooms?

[gypsichic]

who owns a broom?

[TearyThunder]

Ummmm what kind of broom?

[Hauntiholik]

How is that thing powered?

[TearyThunder]

Is that a trick question?

[gypsichic]

is it powered by gas?

[Hauntiholik]

110V or 220V?

[gypsichic]

is it electric instead?

[TearyThunder]

hmmm is it solar powered?

[gypsichic]

is what solar powered?

[TearyThunder]

Aren't we talking about brooms?

[gypsichic]

a solar powered broom???

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think we are TT?

[TearyThunder]

Yeah you know charge it during the day and ride it all night.......or do you think it wouldn't work?

[TearyThunder]

HH are you trying to confuse me again? lol

[Hauntiholik]

Confuse you TT? No. Do I make you wonder?

[TearyThunder]

Wonder about what?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you wonder about brooms?

[gypsichic]

are brooms worth wondering about?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I would have to wonder if someone would answer my questions regarding brooms? Who should I ask?

[Hauntiholik]

I'm not really sure TT. Perhaps FE can be of service?

[TearyThunder]

Do you really think he knows all that much about brooms?

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't he get a PhD in brooms?

[TearyThunder]

You mean you can get a PhD in brooms?

[Hella]

Do they even offer such a thing?

[Hauntiholik]

Isn't that why they call him the broom doctor?

[Da Weiner]

What courses did he have to take?

[Hauntiholik]

Shouldn't we be asking him?

[gypsichic]

what exactly does PhD stand for in this case?

[Da Weiner]

Does it stand for Doctor of Philosophy?

[gypsichic]

maybe Doctor of Pimping?

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't he say he had a Philosophiae Doctor in scopaes?

[HibLaGrande]

you know Latin?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you speak in tongues too?

[Hella]

Don't only possesed people do that?

[HibLaGrande]

isn't that reserved for those who dance with snakes?

[Hauntiholik]

shall we dance?

[HibLaGrande]

did you forget your snakes?

[Hauntiholik]

Have you seen him?

[HibLaGrande]

was he kinda long and had a tounge that went hissss?

[Hauntiholik]

was it a forked tongue?

[HibLaGrande]

Do you think I got close enough to look?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you afraid?

[Spooklights]

Does he look like he's afraid?

[roadkill]

Isn't everyone?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you want me too?

[roadkill]

Why would you think that?

[Jack Reaper]

Is anyone else lost?

[roadkill]

Weren't you supposed to keep the posts on course?

[Jack Reaper]

Which course was it on?

[roadkill]

How the heck should I know?

[Hella]

So who's in charge then?

[roadkill]

Isn't Zombie supposed to be in charge?

[Hella]

Did you vote for him?

[roadkill]

Isn't this a benevolent dictatorship?

[Jack Reaper]

Or is it more of a divine will?

[HibLaGrande]

was it not the will of the lady of the lake?

[Jack Reaper]

Ah...but is she divine?

[HibLaGrande]

doest thou question the divination of thine watery tart?

[Hella]

Does she have all the answers?

[gypsichic]

does who have all the answers?

[HibLaGrande]

have I not quenched your thirst for knowledge?

[Hella]

Are you the new teacher?

[TearyThunder]

What's the subject?

[Fangs]

Isn't it Haunting 101?

[Hella]

Where do I sign up?

[gypsichic]

isn't Hib the new teacher?

[Hella]

Do you think he is qualified?

[Hauntiholik]

Does it matter more if he's qualified or simply willing to teach?

[gypsichic]

do qualifications matter ?

[Hella]

Do you think that he should at least know the difference between 3/4" PVC pipe and styrofoam?

[gypsichic]

and the difference is................???

;)

[Hella]

I thought everyone knew....didn't you read the destructions?

[gypsichic]

there's destructions??? where???

[TearyThunder]

Do you mean ther's a manual?

[turtle2778]

you dont know the difference?

[Hella]

Are you repeating a question? lol

[turtle2778]

Was I?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Have you been drinking?

[Hella]

was there Vodka involved?

[gypsichic]

drinking what?

[Hauntiholik]

Who drank all of the vodka?

[gypsichic]

you like vodka?

[Hella]

Don't you know It's my drink of choice?

[Hauntiholik]

Why is everything so fuzzy? Who spiked the punch?

[TearyThunder]

Someone say Vodka?

[Hella]

Didn't you have some last night??

[TearyThunder]

Don't you remember?

[Hella]

LOL, did you share with me?

[TearyThunder]

How could I?

[Hella]

no idea, but would you if you could?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I would?

BTW I'm out till tomorrow.

[Hella]

is that because you drank too much?

[gypsichic]

is there such a thing as drinking too much?

[Hella]

do you have a limit?

[gypsichic]

whats a limit?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you mean cash?

[gypsichic]

isn't there always a cash limit unless one owns a money tree?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

You've seen a money tree?

[gypsichic]

don't you own one?

[TearyThunder]

Could a money tree be considered a "sugar daddy"? lol

Btw It wasn't because I drank too much....It was because I didn't have enough.

[Spooklights]

Where can I get one?
(money tree, that is. I posted this thinking it would fall in after post# 1901. Surprise!)

[gypsichic]

a sugar daddy or money tree?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

ummm.............. sugar daddy, I want one!

Is it like a candy gram?

[gypsichic]

don't you want a sugar mama instead?

[lewlew]

didn't you see the infamous FE in drag picture?
(.....Sorry, couldn't resist)

[gypsichic]

isn't that his logo?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Should it be?

[lewlew]

why isn't that picture where it used to be?

[Hauntiholik]

Did that picture scare you?

[Jack Reaper]

Which picture?

[turtle2778]

why dont you know which picture?

[Jack Reaper]

Could it be that I fried too many brain cells while trying to figure out new and better ways in which to enjoy embalming fluid?

[TearyThunder]

Is embalming fluid like liquor?

[Hauntiholik]

Does it pickle you from the inside out?

[Hella]

do you think that would hurt?

[Hauntiholik]

How can that be different from drinking vodka H?

[Hella]

I guess it isn't..lol but Don't you think Vodka tastes better?

[Hauntiholik]

what if I like something BLUE instead?

[Hella]

Blue is good..what was the name of that drink again?

[Hauntiholik]

do you want the REAL name or what I call it?

[Hella]

well I remember what you call it..lol so what is the real name?

[Hauntiholik]

could it have been made by Bacardi?

[Hella]

Oh is the answer Zombie?

[Hauntiholik]

Did you answer your question with a question?

[Hella]

did I?

ooh look did I do it again? lol

[Jack Reaper]

Don't you know that embalming fluid tastes like....death?

[Hella]

didn't know that...how do you know what death tastes like?

[Hauntiholik]

have you seen him eat? hehehe

[Hella]

Is that a warning?..lol

[Jack Reaper]

have we not dined, corpse ala carte?

[Hauntiholik]

do you like to be warned or surprised?

[Jack Reaper]

Or shocked?

[Hella]

You mean I get a choice?

[Hauntiholik]

have you been electrocuted?

[Hella]

Do you think I would remember something like that?

[gypsichic]

what if you were drunk?

[Hauntiholik]

would you still feel it?

[Jack Reaper]

Have you ever been compelled to blow dry your hair while in the shower?

[gypsichic]

you mean lately?

[Hella]

Does that impair your memory?

[Jack Reaper]

Or...?

[Hauntiholik]

What?

[Jack Reaper]

Where?

[Fangs]

When?

[Bone Dancer]

how?

[gypsichic]

what are we talking about again?

[TearyThunder]

Why do you all like to confuse me?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you find it as easy to do as I do?

[Da Weiner]

Is TearyThunder confused?

[TearyThunder]

Do you really think it's that easy to confuse me or that I am teasing? lol

[Da Weiner]

Are you teasing?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I will ever tell? lol

[Da Weiner]

Maybe you will if I tickle your feet?

[Hauntiholik]

Is she into torture?

[TearyThunder]

You call tickling someone's feet who isn't ticklish tourture?

[Da Weiner]

You don't have ticklish feet?

[Hauntiholik]

If the object is to force you to confess does it matter what method of torture is used?

[TearyThunder]

As much as I enjoy "tourture" do you actually think I would confess?

[gypsichic]

how did we get on the subject of torture???

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't you slip up the other night?

[TearyThunder]

Who slipped up?

[Hauntiholik]

Weren't we talking about you?

[TearyThunder]

How did I slip up?

[Hauntiholik]

That wasn't you telling me about....you know...the other night?

[TearyThunder]

With "you know who" and then "you know who" came over? That wasn't a slip up.........that was a close call. lol

[Hauntiholik]

Do you mean "you know who" or "you know you"?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know it was a typo? lol I meant who. I fixed it for you. lol

[Hauntiholik]

Do you often have close calls TT?

[TearyThunder]

Do close calls really even count as long as you don't get caught?

[Hauntiholik]

Would it make you feel better to think that they don't count?

[TearyThunder]

I thought close only counted in hand grenades and horseshoes?

[Hauntiholik]

Is that anything like being a little bit pregnant? hehehe Did I scare you with the P word?

[TearyThunder]

Why would the P word scare me? I'm fixed lol

[Hauntiholik]

Isn't being fixed wonderful?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I wouldn't have it any other way? If I had rugrats running around I could buy or do as much as I do for Halloween!

[Hauntiholik]

Can't you use rugrats as props?

[TearyThunder]

I could but wouldn't I have to feed them too?

[Hauntiholik]

Does candy count as food? Here kid, run the fog machine......

[TearyThunder]

Have you're been around kids amped on sugar? It isn't pretty

[Hauntiholik]

Isn't that was sisters are for?

[TearyThunder]

What if you don't have siblings? I do have a sister but wouldn't trust her with a pet rock!

[Hauntiholik]

Do you have a female friend with kids you could borrow?

[TearyThunder]

You mean I can do that? Wow I gotta find friends with kids! lol

[Hauntiholik]

Nobody's ever offered you their kids?

[TearyThunder]

Wouldn't that be hard if you don't know anyone with kids?

[Hauntiholik]

I know of a few. Would you like them?

[TearyThunder]

How long would I have to keep them?

[Hauntiholik]

How about through college?

[TearyThunder]

You mean I would have to keep them that long? Will they survive on candy the whole time or do I have to suppliment it with cat food or something?

[Hauntiholik]

Aren't Trix for kids silly rabbit?

[TearyThunder]

You mean I would have to put up with a rabbit too? Gee I dunno, I don't do easter too well.

[Hauntiholik]

LMAO!! Do you think I was talking about bunnies?

[TearyThunder]

No I don't think you were talking about bunnies. Are you trying to confuse me again? When you mentioned Trix for the kids I thought about the rabbit always after the Trix. Wouldn't you think the rabbit would end up at my house eventually?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think the rabbit will show up?

[Jack Reaper]

Do you think it will make a good stew?

[gypsichic]

do you like rabbit stew?

[TearyThunder]

What all besides rabbit is in rabbit stew?

[Jack Reaper]

If I told you, would you still eat it?