Questions

[Drago]

Is that what your hoping for?

[Spooky1]

Would you like to become one of my mindless minions?

[RoxyBlue]

What are the qualifications?

[debbie5]

These are not the droids you are looking for.

[Spooky1]

Can you state that as a question?

[RoxyBlue]

These are not the droids you are looking for, are they?:D

[Drago]

Who's looking for whom/what again?

[Zurgh]

Was it that one, by the stuff, ya' know, over there?

[Goblin]

What?

[Zurgh]

Don't you know?

[Goblin]

Do you?

[Zurgh]

Of course, but don't we need a refresher course once and a while?

[debbie5]

(Said in best fake Irish accent, while shaking my cane at you) Looks like YOU could use a lil refreshing there, eh boy??

[Drago]

Great, what kind of refreshments you offering? ;)

[Spooky1]

Who spiked the punch?

[RoxyBlue]

Who drank all the spiked punch?

[Spooky1]

Is that a pink elephant over there? hic :)

[debbie5]

what is that fly doing in the rum punch?

[Zurgh]

The backstroke?

[Goblin]

Do flies like to punch rum?

[debbie5]

Blah blah blah, bluh-blah blah??

[stagehand1975]

What did the fly say to the pink elephant?

[RoxyBlue]

"Is there any more rum for this punch?"

[Drago]

Are you going to buy more rum if none is left?

[Spooky1]

Is rum our only choice?

[debbie5]

Could I have some redrum, please?

[Drago]

Sure, let me just fetch a knife, please?

[scareme]

Would you settle for a lead pipe in the libary?

[Spooky1]

Is Col. Mustard around here somewhere?

[debbie5]

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

[scareme]

There's poop on what? Where's the damn cat?

[debbie5]

have you looked on the tin roof?

[scareme]

Now where did the ladder go?

[debbie5]

you mean the one from Rose Suchac Ladder Company?

[scareme]

Are they paying you for that advertisement?

[Goblin]

Is WHO paying them for that advertisement?

[scareme]

Have you met Rose?

[Zurgh]

Is her beauty 'that which launched a thousand ships', or to put it bluntly, does her face look like a champagne bottle?

[Goblin]

Are we still talking about Rose?

[scareme]

Who else?

[Goblin]

What about her?

[debbie5]

don't you know that Rose Suchac Ladder Company is the one who makes the golden ladder that Santa uses to get to the top of all the roofs?
("From a-top of the roof, there Rose Suchac Ladder, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter...")

[Drago]

Didn't you know santa doesn't use slippery frozen ladders?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it Christmas yet?

[Spooky1]

Can we celebrate the Winter Solstice first?

[Drago]

Sure, why not?

[Spooky1]

Will the world end in a year?

[scareme]

Why, did you have plans beyound that?

[Drago]

Maybe he's planning a big Christmas display next year, wants to reassure it's still worth doing it?

[debbie5]

does Santa's beard have nits?

[Goblin]

Should it?

[Drago]

How many elves it takes to load up Santa's sack?

[Spooky1]

Is there a wormhole in Santa's sack that leads to Toy R Us?

[debbie5]

Does Santa have back problems from carrying that sack?

[Drago]

Don't think he does, hasn't he been doing this for decades?

[debbie5]

And why does he have so many alias?? Does he have an ankle monitoring bracelet, too?

[Drago]

He must have, didn't he fail breathalyzer a few times while speeding on sleigh?

[debbie5]

and all those breaking-and-entering charges??

[Drago]

and embezzling of milk and cookies?

[Goblin]

How do you embezzle milk and cookies?

[debbie5]

what if you rhyme and guzzle milk and cookies??

[RoxyBlue]

Will the milk shoot out your nose if you do that?

[Drago]

If it does, will you redrink it?

[Spooky1]

Would you want to?

[RoxyBlue]

Does someone have a bucket handy?

[debbie5]

wouldn't that just aerate the milk & give it flavor, bringing you one step closer to making home made ice cream??

[Spooky1]

Nose flavored ice cream? :sick:

[debbie5]

Tis the season for home made gifts??

[RoxyBlue]

Did you make enough mice for everyone?

[Drago]

To clarify, who's everyone?

[debbie5]

who knows how to install printer ink cartridges?

[Zurgh]

Install them into what, exactly?

[Goblin]

Did you lose the instructions again?

[Spooky1]

Do you want instructions on home lobotomies again?

[debbie5]

Can you believe I figured out how to install the cartridges AND found my lobotomy ice pick, all in the same day?

[Spooky1]

Is it your lucky day?

[debbie5]

isn't every day we are above ground, lucky?

[RoxyBlue]

Don't you like caves?

[Drago]

Is there strange creatures in the caves?

[debbie5]

I stalagmite answer that question??

[Spooky1]

^ do you glow in the dark?

[scareme]

Have you noticed that since the atomic tests?

[Goblin]

Who's been testing atomics again?

[debbie5]

^am I drowning at the bottom of the gene pool?

[Spooky1]

Why are there so many people in the shallow end of the gene pool?

[Evil Andrew]

The whole pool seems rather shallow around here, don't ya think?

[Spooky1]

Can we introduce some mutations to the gene pool?

[Goblin]

Gene has a pool?

[debbie5]

Gene Simmons rescued me from the gene pool!!??

[Evil Andrew]

Now the mutant tongue genes are on the loose?

http://www.firstclassfashionista.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kiss-gene-simmons-tongue-hair-makeup.jpg

[Spooky1]

Are you sure he's human?

[Goblin]

Did everyone have a great Christmas?

[Evil Andrew]

Is it The Most Wonderful Time of the Year ?

http://991.com/newGallery/Andy-Williams-The-Andy-Williams-452696.jpg

[Spooky1]

Isn't that the first day of school?

Staples Back to School - YouTube

[scareme]

Have you ever experenced the joy of your child getting their first place of their own?

It's called buying groceries son. Food does not magically appear on the shelves on it's own.

[Goblin]

Could it be you never heard of the Grocery Elves?

[scareme]

Are you on my son's side?

[Goblin]

Is his the right or left side?

[debbie5]

isn't Mommy the do-my-taxes elf, the grocery elf, the laundry elf, the loan me 20 bucks elf, the what is that funny bump on my ass elf...??

[QueenRuby2002]

Can I get one of those mommy elves?

[Goblin]

Do the elves make cookies too?

[Evil Andrew]

Mine do, don't yours?

[Spooky1]

Who tossing the cookies?

[Goblin]

What kind of cookies are they tossing?

[Evil Andrew]

The ones made with Olestra ?

[debbie5]

The ones made with Olestra ?

LOL..I thought those squirt?

[Goblin]

Is it a little squirt?

[Spooky1]

Shall I shoot you with a squirt gun?

[ERVysther]

Is this thing shot?

[Evil Andrew]

Wouldn't you say it's normal wear n tear, but not completely shot ?

[Goblin]

Who's doing all the shooting?

[Evil Andrew]

Won't it be over soon?

http://b-29s-over-korea.com/Atomic-Bomb-Stories/images/Atomic-bomb-cannon-shot.jpg

[Spooky1]

Is it the end of the world?

[Goblin]

Isn't that in December?

[Evil Andrew]

Do we still have to buy presents ?

[Spooky1]

Should we still make props for Halloween 2013?

[debbie5]

Why is a plastic bracelet that is a dollar in the Dollar Store priced at $4.99 in the NY state museum's gift shop?

[Spooky1]

Could it be greed?

[Goblin]

Could it be made of an ancient plastic?

[Evil Andrew]

Could it be overpaid, unionized state employees?

[Spooky1]

Why do we have 3 dog beds in the house, and only one dog (who sleeps on or under our bed)?

[scareme]

Is this a math problem? Did anyone say we were going to have math problems today?

[Evil Andrew]

Would it be better to have a drinking problem, than a math problem?

[Spooky1]

Who has a problem drinking?

[scareme]

Is there a hole in your lip?

[Goblin]

Do they whistle when they suck air?

[debbie5]

Don't you blow when you whistle??

[stagehand1975]

Do you whistle while you build.

[QueenRuby2002]

Why are we talking about whistling?

[RoxyBlue]

Should we talk about kazoos instead?

[QueenRuby2002]

Can you play the Kazoo?

[scareme]

Who paid you to ask me that question? Was it Roxy?

[Evil Andrew]

We can get paid to ask questions about someone's kazoo?

[Spooky1]

Is a wazoo related to a kazoo?

[Goblin]

Isn't it a female Kazoo?

[stagehand1975]

Where is your kazoo anyway.

[PirateLady]

why are we talking about a kazoo?

[QueenRuby2002]

Are we talking about Kazoos? Are we?

[scareme]

Do you too, think there is some hidden meaning here?

[QueenRuby2002]

I don't know is there?

[scareme]

Who can we ask?

[QueenRuby2002]

Evil A?

[scareme]

Aren't you afraid to talk to him?

[QueenRuby2002]

Isn't Vlad scarier?

[scareme]

Isn't that kind of like chosing between the devil and the deep blue sea?

[QueenRuby2002]

Depeneds, which is older?

[debbie5]

Can I get someone to second the motion that Vlad IS older *AND* wears Depends??

[QueenRuby2002]

Will I get Banned for that?

[Evil Andrew]

Can I be of any assistance at this juncture?

[scareme]

Can you speak French and dance the Hokey Pokey backwards?

[Evil Andrew]

Mettez le pied droit à l’intérieur
Mettez le pied droit à l’extérieur
Mettez le pied droit à l’intérieur
Et le secouez tout autour
Vous faites l’Hokey-Pokey
Et vous vous tournez autour
Et c’est ce qui est tout au sujet ??

[Spooky1]

Did you do that while wearing roller skates?

[debbie5]

Won't you take me to Funkytown??

[PrettyGhoul]

Pourquoi parlons-nous en français?

[Goblin]

What did you say?

[scareme]

Are we speaking in French?

[QueenRuby2002]

How dose this answere the Kazoo question?

[RoxyBlue]

Does anyone know where the kazoo went?

[QueenRuby2002]

Didn't Evil A eat the Kazoo?

[debbie5]

was it a wazoo kazoo we are looking for, or a didgeridoo kazoo?

[QueenRuby2002]

Do I really want to answere that?

[Spooky1]

Is this a pop quiz?

[Goblin]

They have quizes about pop?

[debbie5]

did the weasel know about this??

[scareme]

Who are you calling a weasel?

[Spooky1]

Do we need to ferret out the offender?

[PrettyGhoul]

What's the difference between a ferret and a weasel anyway?

[Goblin]

What makes you think they have any differences?

[Evil Andrew]

was a wazoo kazoo we are looking for, or a didgeridoo kazoo?

Is there going to be a group buy on these ?

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/folk-traditional-instruments/lyons-the-wazoo-kazoo-with-megaphone/502295000910910?src=3WWRWXGB&ZYXSEM=0

[scareme]

Are you willing to sponsor the group buy?

[Spooky1]

Will we be forming a Haunt Forum kazoo band?

[Goblin]

Do we need one?

[QueenRuby2002]

What would the forums be like with out one?

[Lunatic]

Is there really a bigfoot?

[debbie5]

I don't know why, tho' I have seen the pictures of him, Yeti question whether he is real or not?

[Spooky1]

Do you think Bigfoot is punny?

[Evil Andrew]

Is the world ready for that much music ?

[debbie5]

wait...DID SOMEONE GIVE THE YETI A WAZOO KAZOO!!?? or is that the sound of Gobby snoring again??

[Goblin]

How much did they pay you to be Cheetah's stunt double?

[RoxyBlue]

Are you all inSANE??!

[debbie5]

How can I possibly make "Yes." into a question??

[scareme]

Oui?

[Evil Andrew]

Can "no" be a question too?

[Spooky1]

How would you answer that question?

[Goblin]

Wouldn't I have to think about it first?

[scareme]

Do your head hurt when you think too hard?

[RoxyBlue]

What were you doing up at the wee hours of the morning?

[scareme]

Playing on the Hauntforum, what else would I be doing?

[RoxyBlue]

Have you given some thought to actually sleeping?

[debbie5]

Would you like to join our Haunted Hormones Club??

[Spooky1]

Can I have a Club sandwich instead?

[Evil Andrew]

There's sandwiches ? Can I get a Phillie?

[Spooky1]

You want a horse sandwich?

[Goblin]

Do you have bread big enough for it?

[debbie5]

isnt that a bit personal??

[Spooky1]

Will it ever snow here this Winter?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you like shoveling snow that much?

[scareme]

How else will he keep up his big mucles?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you think doing all the household chores will be enough to keep him in shape?

[Evil Andrew]

Maybe spend more time using the Thigh Master ?

[Spooky1]

Isn't round a shape?

[Goblin]

Who's rounding up sheep?

[debbie5]

isn't round a shape?

lol.

[RoxyBlue]

Is Scareme about to post here?

[Spooky1]

It's been 12 hours, so do you still think scareme will be posting?

[Evil Andrew]

At 24 hrs, will we put out a missing persons report?

[Goblin]

What sort of report does the missing person have to turn in?

[Spooky1]

Does inaction mean missing?

[RoxyBlue]

Am I missing something?

[scareme]

Was I missing? I wonder where I was?

[Evil Andrew]

Do you have an alibi ?

[scareme]

Weren't you my alibi?

[Spooky1]

Do I need an alibi, if I didn't do it?

[Goblin]

Can you prove it?

[scareme]

Does he have the right to remain silent?

[RoxyBlue]

Is remaining silent even a possibility for him?:D

[Spooky1]

Am i being too loud?

[QueenRuby2002]

What is too loud?

[Evil Andrew]

Who knows Miranda ?

[Goblin]

Who's Miranda?

[Hauntiholik]

Have you been to planet Miranda before?

[Evil Andrew]

The 11th moon of ....... of........?

[Spooky1]

Are there Reavers out here?

[debbie5]

If I was not read my Miranda Rights, can I get out of this cell, please??

[scareme]

Did you make your one phone call yet?

[Goblin]

Did you call Matlock?

[Evil Andrew]

If the radical priest came to get you released, would you be on the cover of Newsweek?

[Goblin]

Isn't that up to Newsweek?

[scareme]

Are you on your way? Do you know where you're going? Is Julio going with you?

[Goblin]

Is he supposed to?

[Spooky1]

With Kodak going bankrupt, will I still be able to get Kodachrome for my Nikon camera?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you remember the Polaroid Swinger?

[QueenRuby2002]

is that a dance?

[RoxyBlue]

(LOL)

Would you like to see a vintage commercial about the camera?

Polaroid Swinger Commercial (1965) - YouTube

(I had one of these cameras many moons ago:))

[debbie5]

didn't you only recently throw out your Polaroid One Step? (I think that was a dance, too...)

[Spooky1]

What would Ansel Adams do?

[Evil Andrew]

Wouldn't he say, "I died in 1984" ?

[debbie5]

The answer is "Who was George Orwell?"

[RoxyBlue]

Is that a cobra under the car?

[debbie5]

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pic+car+cobra&view=detail&id=05104AA4F7F59A92AF990716E75FA69863EAA746&first=0

is that a cobra car??

[scareme]

Is that what you are buying ,me for my birthday?

[Spooky1]

How about a Rambler instead?

[Evil Andrew]

Or a Nash Metropolitan ?

http://americanmusclecar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/57-nash-metropolitan-stpaul.jpg

[Goblin]

Is that what the people of Metropolis drive?

[debbie5]

can we brush our teeth in the reflection on the hubcaps??

[Spooky1]

Who stole my hubcaps?

[Evil Andrew]

Was it the Jets ?

http://www.moviesoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/west-side-story.jpg

[Spooky1]

Or could it be the Sharks?

[Goblin]

Could it have been the notorious Hubcap Jack?

[debbie5]

Maybe it was the Sharkpants gang? The Apple Dumpling Gang??