Questions

[TearyThunder]

I dunno..........Are you going to make me eat it if you tell me?

[Bone Dancer]

No.........But would you try it anyway?

[TearyThunder]

What if I know I won't like it?

[turtle2778]

what if i dont care if you like it?

[Hella]

Are you really that mean?

[Hauntiholik]

Could she be a snapping turtle?

[Hella]

So you think that it hurts when they snap?

[Hauntiholik]

does the blood give it away?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't you know why guys do not go skinny dipping in snapping turtle infested waters?

[Hella]

Would that have anything to do with a man's tendancy to protect what he considers his most precious assets?

[Jack Reaper]

Is fear of PAIN acceptable???

[TearyThunder]

Don't you mean some pain?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't you think that could ruin some things?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I am talking about bad pain or "bad" pain?

[Jack Reaper]

Have you considered the pain of a lost unit?

[TearyThunder]

Do you really think I could considering I don't have a "unit"?

[Jack Reaper]

What if I was your Hubby?

[TearyThunder]

I would have to kill the turtle or whatever did it wouldn't you think?

[Jack Reaper]

What good would that do?

[gypsichic]

what good would what do?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

wouldn't you like to know?

[gypsichic]

do you wanna tell me?

[Jack Reaper]

Wouldn't you rather know what FE is wearing...right this minute?

[gypsichic]

do i?

[Bone Dancer]

why would I care?

[Jack Reaper]

Or...would you rather be eating ritz crackers in a hot tub right now?

[Jack Reaper]

why would I care?

Did they lie when they said you were a caring person???

[gypsichic]

wouldn't eating ritz in the hot tub be a bit messy?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Is he in a hot tub eating crackers?

[bodybagged]

Do we really need mental images?

[gypsichic]

is who in the hot tub?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Didn't I just ask that?

[TearyThunder]

Are there snapping turtles in the hot tub?

[gypsichic]

is FE in the tub?

[bodybagged]

Why not we all get in and add bubbles?:D

[gypsichic]

does anyone have any Mr. Bubbles?

[TearyThunder]

I have some Calgon, will that work?

[roadkill]

Is it the same?

[Da Weiner]

Can we make a lot of bubbles?

[TearyThunder]

DOn't you know the ads "Calgon take me away."? Oh and I'm not too sure if it bubbles.

[Da Weiner]

How about some frozen drinks while in the tub?

[TearyThunder]

What kind?

[Da Weiner]

How about Margaritas or Mojitos?

[Bone Dancer]

would you like a rum runner maybe?

[TearyThunder]

How about a strawberry daiquiri?

[Da Weiner]

I don't think I had that. Are rum runners good?

[TearyThunder]

Where have you been? Rum runners are the sh*t!

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2439.html

[Bone Dancer]

shall I make you one right now?

[TearyThunder]

Are you trying to get me drunk?

[Bone Dancer]

would it help?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Well BD, would you make one for me? "wink,wink"

[Bone Dancer]

why would I want to?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you be my sugar daddy? LOL

[Bone Dancer]

What do you think I am , rich

[Frighteners Entertainment]

You're not? :(

[Bone Dancer]

And why do you think I would want to if I was?

[bodybagged]

How about a strawberry daiquiri?
Hey, can I get a double with bannas smushed in? How bout another waiting in tow? PLEASE?

[TearyThunder]

You want to make it a double too?

[Hauntiholik]

You need a sugar daddy FE?

[Da Weiner]

Where can I get a sugar daddy?

[Hauntiholik]

Don't you think if they were easy to find that we'd all have one by now?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know all you have to do is hang out where rich men who like to spend money are?

[Hauntiholik]

Could you show me where those places are?

[TearyThunder]

In Colorado? I don't know of any there.

[Hauntiholik]

Would Colorado be any different from another state/country? Should I go back to Vegas?

[roadkill]

was that just two questions?

[TearyThunder]

Does HH get double points for that?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think I haven't earned it?

[TearyThunder]

Who's keeping score?

[Hauntiholik]

What are those notches for?

[TearyThunder]

What notches?

[Hauntiholik]

What do you call those marks on your bunkbed? <evil grin>

[TearyThunder]

What marks on my bunkbed? Do you mean the traces of duct tape? lol

[Hauntiholik]

Is that why it's sticky?

[TearyThunder]

Why else would it be?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you take a closer look?

[TearyThunder]

How close do you want me to look?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you see if that's tape, glue, or jam?

[TearyThunder]

Hmmm It looks like duct tape to me.....do you want me to send you a sample? lol

[Hauntiholik]

What color is the duct tape?

[Bone Dancer]

What colors are there?

[Hauntiholik]

You mean you haven't seen the tape in silver, black, red, orange, green, yellow or blue?

[Jack Reaper]

Did you know they come in day-glo colors also?

[Spooklights]

Doesn't it come in purple?

[Jack Reaper]

Does it come in flavors?

[Spooklights]

Wouldn't the flavors go with the colors?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you usually taste duct tape?

[TearyThunder]

Would you believe me if I told you it really doesn't have a taste?

[Hauntiholik]

Does it have a smell?

[TearyThunder]

Would you believe me if I said it smells kinda like plastic?

[Hauntiholik]

Should I question your believeability?

[Jack Reaper]

If ya used it on someones mouth, would it be great if it was flavored?

[TearyThunder]

Why should you when you can check for yourself and see I am telling the truth?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you do that often Jack?

[TearyThunder]

Jack are you reading my mind?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think I can read your mind?

[Jack Reaper]

Do you want it done?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you do it?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think it would be hard to read my warped mind?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you an easy read?

[TearyThunder]

Easy to read? No.........Just easy? Maybe, but I will never tell!

[Hauntiholik]

Can she be made to tell?

[Jack Reaper]

We can dream can't we?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I would tell you if I could?

[Hauntiholik]

Is that what you dream about Jack?

[Jack Reaper]

Who doesn't dream of easy women?

[Hauntiholik]

But what if I don't swing that way?

[TearyThunder]

What does that have to do with swinging?

[Jack Reaper]

Have you ever...tottered?

[TearyThunder]

Don't you already know the answer to that?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't you think that this is something that must be seen to believe?

[Hauntiholik]

Isn't that part of his dream?

[TearyThunder]

How can I show you if you are in CO and I'm in GA?

[Jack Reaper]

Who's dream?

[Jack Reaper]

Can you fly out for the Vampire Revel?

[Hauntiholik]

Did you think I was talking about my dreams?

[TearyThunder]

Do I have wings?

[Hauntiholik]

Do we need to start a collection for TT?

[Jack Reaper]

I thought all angels had wings?

[Jack Reaper]

Will $10 be a good start?

[TearyThunder]

Who said I was an angel?

$10.00? Is that all I'm worth? Geez

[Hauntiholik]

Don't you have a broom TT?

[Jack Reaper]

Is $10 dollars a good start for the collection? You are most likely worth more than gold itself!

[TearyThunder]

No.......wait............ Does a Tracker count?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't demons have wings also?

[Hauntiholik]

You have a Tracker?

[TearyThunder]

Will $10 buy me a broom?

[TearyThunder]

I thought you knew I have a Tracker HH?

[Hauntiholik]

Does it get good gas mileage?

[TearyThunder]

Do you call about 25 miles to a gallon good?

[Bone Dancer]

Is it a real car?

[Hauntiholik]

Is that better than a hybrid?

[TearyThunder]

Don't hybrids usually get at least 50+ miles to a gallon?

[slightlymad]

Didnt I run over one of those on the way to work today?

[TearyThunder]

A Tracker or a Hybrid?

[Fangs]

Or both?

[roadkill]

why either?

[Jack Reaper]

Does it matter?

[Hauntiholik]

Was that a speed bump slightlymad?

[TearyThunder]

How could you mistake a car for a speed bump?

[Bone Dancer]

How small is the car?

[gypsichic]

is there room to stretch out?

[Bone Dancer]

Can you work in close quarters?

[Hauntiholik]

Have you ever sat in a mini?

[Bone Dancer]

Is that a skirt or a car ?

[Hauntiholik]

Which would you like it to be?

[Bone Dancer]

Who's in the skirt and who is in the car?

[Hauntiholik]

Would you like someone in a mini skirt in the mini cooper?

[Bone Dancer]

Do think it could be fun?

[turtle2778]

Will you be there?

[Hauntiholik]

Is there enough room for three?

[turtle2778]

Do i need to diet to make room?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you suck it in? hehehe

[turtle2778]

How much do i need to suck???

[Hauntiholik]

How about sucking in just a little?

[turtle2778]

hey, why not?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you move over seat hog?

[turtle2778]

lol, ARE YOU SAYING IM LARGE AND IN CHARGE?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think I would be that mean?

[turtle2778]

Hecks no, dont ya think i know better than that?

[Hauntiholik]

That will cost ya - do you have a $20? hehehe

[turtle2778]

What are ya gunna do for a 20?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you have it or not?

[turtle2778]

I have it...when do you want it?

[TearyThunder]

Got change for a $100?

[turtle2778]

What are pole dancers good for?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you really want change?

[turtle2778]

No, but i could make change ya wanna see?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think I would spend a $100?

[Hauntiholik]

Don't you think I'm worth it? LOL!

[turtle2778]

of course have you seen me???

[TearyThunder]

Don't you know I am cheap? lol

[Hauntiholik]

You're cheap?

[TearyThunder]

Isn't that what I said?

[turtle2778]

was it???

[Hauntiholik]

Can't I be surprised? I thought innocent and cheap didn't go together hehehe

[TearyThunder]

Didn't you read it turtle?

[TearyThunder]

Do you think that may be why I am innocent?

[Hauntiholik]

Should I believe you or do we need a lie detector?

[TearyThunder]

Why shouldn't you believe me?

[Hauntiholik]

Do I know you? lol!

[TearyThunder]

I thought you did????

[Hauntiholik]

Could I have forgotten?

[TearyThunder]

How could you forget?

[Hauntiholik]

Did I mention that I'm blonde? LMAO

[TearyThunder]

Is it really true about what they say about blonds?

[Hauntiholik]

was there ever any doubt?

[Bone Dancer]

Should there be?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you doubt that blondes have more fun? Wanna see? hehehe

[TearyThunder]

You thought that's what I meant? LOL I guess it's true about what they say.

[Hauntiholik]

Are you not a blonde then?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't you think I act blond now and again?

[Bodybagging]

If you are a blonde do you have more fun?

[roadkill]

Do only blondes have fun?

[Hauntiholik]

Maybe red heads have more fun than blondes?

[roadkill]

Do bald people have fun?

[Hauntiholik]

Have you asked them?

[roadkill]

Do you know any?

[Hauntiholik]

I don't think so...should I go find one?

[Jack Reaper]

Don't ya already know one?

[Hauntiholik]

do you know how to get a hold of him?

[Spooklights]

Isn't he in the phone book?

[Hauntiholik]

Does he have a phone?

[roadkill]

Would I look under "Baldy"?

[Hauntiholik]

Is that his last name?

[Jack Reaper]

Does he have a tattoo on his head?

[turtle2778]

What would his tattoo be of?

[TearyThunder]

Could it be a halo?

[Bone Dancer]

Could it be horns

[Dr Morbius]

Does he have a toupe'?

[Bone Dancer]

Is his name Pikard?

[gypsichic]

is whose name pickard?

[Lazario]

The secret identity of President Kennedy's assassin?

[gypsichic]

is that what we're talking about?

[Hauntiholik]

LOL! Are you a startrek fan Bone Dancer?

[Lazario]

What's a Star Trek fan?

[Hauntiholik]

You've never watched StarTrek?

[Bone Dancer]

Your not from this planet are you Laz?

[Lazario]

Is Star Trek, like, totally tubular or some junk?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you from the valley?

[Lazario]

Isn't everyone?

[TearyThunder]

Did you know I'm from the country?

[Lazario]

What country?

[Hauntiholik]

The old country?

[TearyThunder]

Are you calling me old? lol

[Lazario]

Am I calling you old?

[Hauntiholik]

Aren't you younger than me?

[TearyThunder]

Isn't that what it says?

[Lazario]

How could I know?

[TearyThunder]

You mean you can't see this across form my avatar?

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: A "Mayberry" town
Age: 28
Posts: 1,669

[Lazario]

Who knows how many lightbulbs it takes to fill a can of frozen peas?

[Hauntiholik]

Didn't you know that she's new?

[Lazario]

Did she join last month?

[Hauntiholik]

I can make small talk....can't I?

[Lazario]

I can listen to anyone... can I?

[Hauntiholik]

Can you or do you ignore people? :D

[Lazario]

Or do people ignore me?

[TearyThunder]

Wouldn't I still be considered a newbie too?


Yes I did join last month Laz
Yes you can make small talk HH. :)

[Hauntiholik]

Do you think that's possible with as many posts as you have?

[Lazario]

Am I starting to rethink the format of the rules of this game?

[TearyThunder]

lol doesn't that just mean I like to talk alot?

[Hauntiholik]

Do you enjoy being a post whore?

[TearyThunder]

Can I plead the fifth?

[Lazario]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[TearyThunder]

Why?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you going to tell me?

[Lazario]

Wouldn't I rather ask?

[Hauntiholik]

But why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Lazario]

Could it have something to do with physics?

[Hauntiholik]

Are you not telling because you're a tease?