Questions

[Evil Andrew]

Don't you know, it's not a gang, it's a club ?

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/cheech-and-chong-photograph-c12148348-tm.jpg?w=400&h=317

[Spooky1]

A club that carries clubs?

[Goblin]

Is it a bridge club?

[Evil Andrew]

Is there any bridge mix left?

[Spooky1]

Have you seen a dentist about that bridge?

[Goblin]

Is that question the unabridged version?

[debbie5]

who ate all the nuts out of the bridge mix!!??

[RoxyBlue]

Are you crazy as a loon?

[Spooky1]

Are Loons actually loony?

[debbie5]

Can you hear the loons, Normannnnnn??

[Spooky1]

Why is the pond golden?

[Goblin]

Are we panning for gold in the pond?

[Evil Andrew]

Or digging for gold ?

http://neaststyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/digging-for-gold-31.jpg

[Goblin]

Who's digging coal?

[debbie5]

Did you get 16 Tons & another day older & deeper in debt??

[RoxyBlue]

Is that a country music song?

[Spooky1]

Is that dueling banjos I hear?

[Goblin]

Wasn't it the Foggy Mountain Breakdown?

[scareme]

Aren't we all entitled to a breakdown now and then?

[Evil Andrew]

Break down, go ahead and give it to me?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsauvmAcwv1r28h0co1_500.jpg

[Goblin]

Are you saying you want a breakdown?

[Evil Andrew]

Better than a break dance, right?

http://rlv.zcache.com/in_case_of_emergency_break_dance_tee_tshirt-p235218174558957270zv0qs_400.jpg

[Spooky1]

Do you have the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu?

JERRY LEE LEWIS - ROCKIN PNEUMONIA AND THE BOOGIE WOOGIE FLU. - YouTube

[Goblin]

Didn't you have your shots for that?

[Evil Andrew]

Shots ?

http://food.visitrenotahoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Orozko_TequilaShots-300x200.jpg

[Spooky1]

Can you make mine a double?

[Goblin]

Is this anyway to run a railroad?

[Evil Andrew]

Can I get one more for the ditch?

http://netdna.copyblogger.com/images/train_wreck.jpg

[Spooky1]

Are you more powerful than a locomotive?

[Goblin]

Has your TRAIN of thought been deRAILed?

[Evil Andrew]

Where's Mini?

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/piera78/MickeyDeparts.jpg

(what were we talking about?)
.

[Goblin]

Don't you remember?

[Evil Andrew]

Where are the donuts ?

[Spooky1]

Did Homer eat them?

[Goblin]

Didn't he leave any for the rest of us?

[Evil Andrew]

Where would he have left them ?

[Spooky1]

Do you dunk your donuts?

[Goblin]

He flunked doughnuts? Was it a tough class?

[QueenRuby2002]

Did Evil A eat all the donuts?

[Goblin]

Did anyone else get any?

[QueenRuby2002]

Dose goblin always havd to post after me?

[Spooky1]

Do you mind if I post here?

[Evil Andrew]

Do you get the feeling that it's later than it seems ?

[RoxyBlue]

Do you live in another time zone?

[QueenRuby2002]

What time Zone lets Spooky be the weather man?

[Spooky1]

Do you think I have a sunny disposition?

[QueenRuby2002]

Why is it when you say your going to get some snow I get hammered?

[Spooky1]

Do you always drink every time it snows?

[Goblin]

If you're drunk how do you know it's snowing?

[Evil Andrew]

The Weather Channel ? (it's working for me right now : )

[Goblin]

How much are you paying it?

[QueenRuby2002]

You do realize your getting ripped off right?

[Goblin]

How does one get ripped off right?

[Evil Andrew]

Anyone up for getting ripped with me and Goblin ?

[RoxyBlue]

Will I have to get off this exercise bike first?

[Spooky1]

Does the rowing machine I used this evening count?

[Goblin]

What did you use it for?

[badger]

Can't you tell, I mean have you ever SEEN abs like these...?

[Spooky1]

Can you quit poking me in the stomach, it tickles?

[Goblin]

Who's poking you in the stomach?

[debbie5]

Did you know that in Greek, it's pronounced "sto-MAH-hee??"

[Spooky1]

Can I get a Gyro to fill my "sto-MAH-hee?

[debbie5]

What if you just eat a sammich and then I put you on The Scrambler at the county fair for an hour??

[RoxyBlue]

Should I have the puke bucket handy?

[debbie5]

Did he say he wanted a Gyro or a Centrifugo??

[scareme]

Are you taking orders?

[debbie5]

Who you tryin' ta order aroun!??

[Goblin]

Can I order a hamburger and fries?

[debbie5]

Will you pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today??

[scareme]

Hey! Who stole me spinach?

[Spooky1]

Do you cook your spinach in Olive Oil?

[debbie5]

Did you know that in the Greek, spinach/σπανάκι is pronounced, "SPUN-a-kee"? (LOL..)

[scareme]

And again I ask myself, What the heck is she talking about?

[Evil Andrew]

Did anyone answer?

[QueenRuby2002]

Wouldn't that be scarry if she did?

[Goblin]

Would anyone understand her if she did?

[scareme]

Do I know who you are talking about?

[Goblin]

Do you?

[QueenRuby2002]

Who are we talking about again?

[Spooky1]

Will it ever snow here again?

[debbie5]

Snow in your HOUSE!??

[QueenRuby2002]

Now what is she talking about?

[Evil Andrew]

Is there an interpreter available?

[QueenRuby2002]

Are you offering?

[Spooky1]

Is that a sacrificial offering?

[debbie5]

who stole my goat? where's my altar? or my alter?

[Goblin]

Somebody stole your goat?

[debbie5]

it's not here....maybe someone took him to the movies??

[QueenRuby2002]

Should I put I lock on the barn to potect my goats?

[Petronilla]

Wasn't the barn already locked?

[QueenRuby2002]

Yes but do I really want to chance my goats being stolen?

[debbie5]

is there a rash of goat pinching??

[QueenRuby2002]

Didn't you start this goat pinching thing?

[scareme]

Wouldn't a goat kick if someone pinched him?

[Spooky1]

Are you sure it wasn't a Chupacabra?

[debbie5]

isn't that how they made the goat disappear? They yelled, "Abracachupacabra!!"

[Goblin]

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

[QueenRuby2002]

Why don't you find out?

[RoxyBlue]

Will he need a good dental plan before trying that experiment?

[Spooky1]

Shouldn't we ask Mr. Owl?

[Goblin]

Has he ever tried it?

[Evil Andrew]

Didn't he say he tried it but didn't inhale ?

[Spooky1]

Should his eyes be so bloodshot if he didn't inhale?

[Goblin]

Doesn't he snort it instead?

[scareme]

Are we talking about an owl or a pig?

[RoxyBlue]

Did that little piggy go to market?

[Spooky1]

Did the butcher at the market get the little piggy?

[Evil Andrew]

Didnt he go down the zip line, and not to the butcher's ?

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/videos/maxwell-the-geico-pig_406x300.jpg

[Goblin]

How do you know the butcher wasn't waiting at the end of the line?

[debbie5]

Wasn't Johnny cash at the end of the line??

[Evil Andrew]

What about the burning ring of fire? Is that for a pig roast?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like some Preparation H for that?

[Goblin]

What does the H stand for?

[debbie5]

Does "hiney" have an "e" in it, or it is "hiny"?

[Spooky1]

Isn't the proper term derriere?

[Evil Andrew]

Or Heinie ?

http://www.petzcentral.com.au/product_images/m/beer_bottle_heinie_sniff_n__97193.jpg

[Goblin]

Are you saying it's actually called Preperation Hiney?

[Evil Andrew]

What does the label indicate?

[scareme]

Who bothers to read the lables anyway?

[Goblin]

Don't enquiring minds want to know?

[debbie5]

isn't derriere what you breathe at the milk bottling plant??

[Dark Angel 27]

is it safe to breathe that kind of air?

[Spooky1]

How long can you hold your breath?

[RoxyBlue]

If I try that, will you be there to catch me if I pass out?

[Evil Andrew]

This isn't a David Carradine thing , is it?

[debbie5]

Didn't he sing that disco song that goes, "Won't you take me to...Feng shui-town??"

[scareme]

Can you hum a few bars?

[Spooky1]

Is this, name that tune?

[aquariumreef]

So what are the signs of demon possession?

[Sawtooth Jack]

What are these pointy things growing out of my head?

[Spooky1]

Sounds like antennae, are you an alien?

[aquariumreef]

Maybe he's a ninja?

[Goblin]

Maybe they're horns

[Spooky1]

Is he turning into a goat?

[Evil Andrew]

A Nanny or a Billy?

[Goblin]

He's not a Satyr is he?

[QueenRuby2002]

Should us ladies hide?

[Goblin]

Are we playing hiding go seek?

[debbie5]

"Hide and Goat Seek"?? who would want to seek out a **goat**?

[Spooky1]

Are you trying to get my goat?

[Evil Andrew]

Yep - where would you like her?

http://photos.eptrail.com/Weekly-Photos/az/19EPView-Goat-Roping/632642252_TFKGq-L.jpg

[RoxyBlue]

Is that you, Evil Andrew?

[debbie5]

is that Mr. Roper??

[RoxyBlue]

Wasn't that a terrible pun?:D

[Evil Andrew]

Is that you, Evil Andrew?

(the one with the hat or the horns ? : )

[Spooky1]

Can't you tell which one is you?

[Goblin]

Is he wearing his goat costume again?

[debbie5]

Shouldn't your name be Evil Billy?

[Evil Andrew]

Don't you know, I'm only half goat?

http://www.newanimal.org/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg

[Spooky1]

Are you sure it's not the upper half?

[debbie5]

Do you need an EpiGoaty for your unwanted hair?

[Spooky1]

Can he can borrow your Epilady?

[debbie5]

Who are you calling a "lady"?

[Goblin]

Are we name calling again?

[debbie5]

are YOU a lady?

[Spooky1]

Do we need to do some genetic testing?

[Evil Andrew]

Are you sure it's not the upper half?

Like these guys ?

http://www.thehorrordome.com/images/products/display/WereGoatComboLG.jpg

[Goblin]

Are we supposed to like them?

[debbie5]

did that get your goat?

[Spooky1]

Do I need to worry about killer weregoats now?

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like some tea?

[debbie5]

what kind of "herbs" are IN that "herbal " tea??!!

[Spooky1]

Can I get some reali-tea?

[debbie5]

Why do cows have tea-ts if they give milk and not tea? Shouldn't they be called milkts?

[RoxyBlue]

What kind of insani-tea is that?

[Evil Andrew]

Wouldn't it be best to maintain my neutrali-tea in these matters ?

[Goblin]

Are you having a tea party?

[Spooky1]

Will the Mad Hatter be there?

[debbie5]

Was that the March hare that just ran past??

[Goblin]

How do you know it was a March Hare?

[Evil Andrew]

Dat was no Hare ! Kill da Wabbit , Kill da Wabbit ?
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/files/2010/03/spear.jpg

[RoxyBlue]

Shall we sing some opera arias?

[Spooky1]

Do you have an awful hairdo?

Bugs the Beautician ... Again - YouTube

[Goblin]

Have they flipped their wig?

[N. Fantom]

What color is their wig

[Spooky1]

Are you going to wig out?

[Goblin]

Are they completely bald or just partially?

[debbie5]

isn't that a hair DON'T?

[Spooky1]

Can we talk about something other than my hairline?

[N. Fantom]

Why not talk about your hairline?

[debbie5]

"hairline"?? is that at all like a drumline?? do you have men with tall furry hats stomping around on the edge of your forehead??

[RoxyBlue]

Is it time for dinner yet?

[N. Fantom]

Why aren't you making dinner?

[Evil Andrew]

Why don't we go out for dinner ?

[Spooky1]

Isn't it a little late for dinner?

[N. Fantom]

Or is it a little too early for dinner?

[Goblin]

Isn't time for a late night snack?

[Ramonadona]

Would the snack be of the desert persuasion?

[Spooky1]

Is it to be dessert in the desert?

[Goblin]

Is it called Baked Arizona?

[debbie5]

Wouldn't you love to get baked in ANY state right now??

[RoxyBlue]

Is it too cold where you are?

[Goblin]

Wasn't it 76 degrees here today?

[debbie5]

Do you mean today today or yesterday today??

[RoxyBlue]

Shall we do the Time Warp again?

[Spooky1]

Did you put your hands on your hips?

[RoxyBlue]

Is it just a step to the right?

[N. Fantom]

Weren't we talking about a transylvanian transvestite?

[Evil Andrew]

Wouldn't we be better off getting baked with Debbie ?

[N. Fantom]

What do you mean by getting baked?

[Spooky1]

Can we be half baked instead?

[RoxyBlue]

Is this conversation half baked?

[Sawtooth Jack]

Is it overdone?

[Goblin]

Are we cooking something?

[Ramonadona]

Where's the food?

[RoxyBlue]

Did the dog eat it?

[Hairazor]

What dog?

[Spooky1]

Do you need a seeing eye dog?

[N. Fantom]

Did the Chinese eat the dog?

[debbie5]

How did you know I subscribe to that channel??

http://www.youtube.com/user/cookingwithdog?ob=4&feature=results_main

[N. Fantom]

How did you find that video?

[Ramonadona]

The video from the survielance camera?

[N. Fantom]

You have the evidence?

[Evil Andrew]

What do you get when you fall in love ?

Dionne Warwick - I'll Never Fall In Love Again (with lyrics) - HD - YouTube

[Goblin]

I don't know, what did you get?

[Hairazor]

Why do you want to know?

[N. Fantom]

Why don't you want to know?

[debbie5]

Who can it be now??

[debbie5]

^why has no one answered you?

[N. Fantom]

^Why are you talking to yourself?

[Evil Andrew]

When talking tou yourself, do you use different sounding voices ?

[N. Fantom]

Why did you spell to wrong?

[RoxyBlue]

Do two wrongs make a right?

[N. Fantom]

Are you saying that I was spelling to wrong?

[Goblin]

Why are you spelling "to wrong"?

[Hairazor]

Am I too to two wrong to answer this?

[N. Fantom]

Why are you confusing me like this?!?!?!

[aquariumreef]

Why aren't you confused by the flapperking yet?

[N. Fantom]

What does flapperking mean?

[RoxyBlue]

Isn't it a submarine toilet?

[N. Fantom]

Why do submarines need a toilet, do they go to the bathroom?

[Evil Andrew]

In the Navy, isn'tit refered to as "the head" ?

[debbie5]

the titular head?

[Spooky1]

Do you want to be crowned?

[debbie5]

like my molars are crowned??

[Goblin]

Were they crowned King or Queen?

[Hairazor]

When were the King and Queen married?

[RoxyBlue]

Didn't you get the invitation?

[N. Fantom]

What invitations?

[Goblin]

Didn't you get one?

[N. Fantom]

Why do people keep asking that?

[RoxyBlue]

Could it indicate a lack of imagination?

[N. Fantom]

Like the imagination in sponge bob that makes rainbows?

[QueenRuby2002]

Why are you showing your age like that?

[scareme]

Would you rather he show his age, than something else?

[N. Fantom]

Are you flirting with me?

[RoxyBlue]

Doesn't everybody?

[N. Fantom]

Are you trying to make me blush?

[Hairazor]

Does blushing make you light headed?

[PirateLady]

Or is it the wine you had with dinner?