Questions

[SuFiKitten77]

This is game is called questions, one person starts by asking a question .. and another person responds by answering with a question. I will start this one:

Has anyone seen my iced coffee?

[Doctorthingit]

Do you remember where you saw it last?

[SuFiKitten77]

Do I look like I do?

[Doctorthingit]

What do you usually look like?

[SuFiKitten77]

Are you blind?

[Doctorthingit]

Would I go blind if I were to look at you?

[SuFiKitten77]

Have you looked in the mirror as of late?

[Zombie-F]

Is the mirror broken?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you drop it?

[Doctorthingit]

Did you secretly want me to drop it?

[Zombie-F]

Did you drop it like it's hot?

[Doctorthingit]

Are you asking me to rap, you funky green dog?

[SuFiKitten77]

Where is the funky green dog?

[Doctorthingit]

Why are you asking me?

[Zombie-F]

Why don't you know?

[Doctorthingit]

Don't you think that I would know?

[SuFiKitten77]

Well do you?

[Zombie-F]

Why would he?

[Doctorthingit]

Why are you questioning people on my behalf?

[Zombie-F]

Why ask "why?"

[Doctorthingit]

What do you think you're saying?

[SuFiKitten77]

What do you think I am saying?

[Zombie-F]

Are you saying it in English?

[SuFiKitten77]

Does it sounds Italian?

[Doctorthingit]

Do I look like the world's foremost expert on Italian culture?

[SuFiKitten77]

Are you?

[Zombie-F]

Why would you ask that?

[SuFiKitten77]

Why not?

[HibLaGrande]

Am I interupting anything?

[crazyryan]

are you animal of any type?

[HibLaGrande]

Are you implying that I smell bad?

[Zombie-F]

Did you forget to shower today?

[scarface]

Could someone explain what is going on hear?

[crazyryan]

why dont you explain it

[Haasmama]

Would explaining it REALLY help this situation?

[Zombie-F]

What, exactly, is the situation?

[crazyryan]

ya youd like to know, wouldnt you

[HibLaGrande]

Huh?

[scarface]

you gotta ask yourself one question, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY??

[Zombie-F]

What if I feel unlucky?

[ScareFX]

What if your luck changes?

[Haasmama]

What does change have to do with luck?

[ScareFX]

What does luck have to do with money?

[crazyryan]

what do we have to do with either

[Haasmama]

Isn't money the basis of everything?

[Zombie-F]

Isn't money the root of all evil?

[ScareFX]

Isn't man inherently evil?

[Drakemir]

if it is evil has it been affected by man ?

[crazyryan]

am i a man?

[SuFiKitten77]

You can't tell if your a man??

[Haasmama]

Are you hiding something?

[HibLaGrande]

Does the lump in my pants bother you?

[Haasmama]

I know the difference between real and make-believe, don't you?

[claymud]

Should I know the diffrence between real and make-belive??

[Haasmama]

If you believe it, does that mean it's true?

[claymud]

Why wouldn't it?

[HibLaGrande]

wasn't "It" one of Stephen Kings better works?

[scarface]

does anyone listen to the Insane Clown Posse?

[ScareFX]

Are you insane?

[HibLaGrande]

Has anyone smoked a J in a van with some guys from the insane clown posse when they where handing out demo tapes in St.Joseph MI, before they were even heard of, like I did?

(I think I still have the demo tape somewhere. "Dead bodies everywhere")

[scarface]

why dont any of you vote for the horror movie death match?

[crazyryan]

why do u want to no what we do or dont do?

[HibLaGrande]

Do these pants make my ass look fat?

[Haasmama]

Do your pants fit?

[SuFiKitten77]

Do you really care?

[claymud]

Why wouldn't you?

[SuFiKitten77]

Were we asking you?

[HibLaGrande]

If not him, then who?

[Dr Morbius]

Who knows?

[HibLaGrande]

Have you tried asking the wizard?

[Dr Morbius]

don't you think I haven't tried?

[HibLaGrande]

You mean to tell me the wizard refused to help?

[SuFiKitten77]

What were we talking about again?

[HibLaGrande]

Wasn't it how Dr. Morbius was off to see the wizard?

[claymud]

Wich wizard?

[maxcarnage]

isn't the wizard vacationing in florida?

[crazyryan]

arnt u vactioning in Willy Wonkas Chocalate Factory?

[maxcarnage]

wasn't the chocolate factory condemned?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you see the article on it?

[Mollins]

yeah, it was only 5 words long wasnt it?

[SuFiKitten77]

Are you sure about that?

[maxcarnage]

wasn't it on the news?

[scarface]

does anyone want to see my bug?

[maxcarnage]

is it poisonous?

[ScareFX]

Didn't it say in the newscast?

[maxcarnage]

Wasn't that the newscast where the anchorman had a seizure?

[ScareFX]

It looked like a seizure but I think he was possessed wasn't he?

[SuFiKitten77]

Is that what you would call it?

[scarface]

does anybody want to see my willie?

[Zombie-F]

Are you trying to make me sick?

[ScareFX]

Is scarface back on the bottle?

[HibLaGrande]

did scarface buy a new whale?

[ScareFX]

Why is HibLaGrande's question so much funnier than mine? LOL

[Drakemir]

how do you pronounce Hiblagrande's name correctly ?:)

[maxcarnage]

what does Hiblagrande's name mean?

[HibLaGrande]

Is Hib-Luh-Gron-day that hard to finger out?:ninja:

[SuFiKitten77]

Do you think it is?

[ScareFX]

Which finger are we posting about?

[HibLaGrande]

was it the third finger from the left?

[kevin242]

does it smell like the sea when I touch my special lady friend?

[SuFiKitten77]

What was that???

[scarface]

Does it smell like dirty feet in this forum?

[ScareFX]

Is that what smells?

[Zombie-F]

Did you leave your dirty socks on the floor again?

[Rhiannon]

where do the socks go in the dryer?

[Mollins]

isnt it to sockland?

[Drakemir]

how did we get on the subject of socks?

[Rhiannon]

is there a subjet in this thread? :googly:

[scarface]

1. Drakemir where in upstate NY are you from?
Yes a second ? or it might be a favor.
2. Would you change your Icon. no biggie

I love upstate NY

[kevin242]

are there other New Yorkers here?

[Drakemir]

isnt New York the best state? (besides the lame gun laws)

[HibLaGrande]

would those be guns that don't fire or ones that walk with a limp?

[Haasmama]

Are you sure its a "limp" and not a lisp?

[scarface]

How could Chris Columbus discover America when American Indians were already here?

[SuFiKitten77]

Are we going to talk history now? :p

[maxcarnage]

did christopher colombus have a lisp?

[HibLaGrande]

Maybe the Indians were under a big blanket?

[SuFiKitten77]

And where did they hide this big blanket?

[scarface]

Do you mind if I kiss the sky?

[claymud]

Why do you ask?

[HibLaGrande]

do you mind if I kiss this guy?

[kevin242]

shouldn't you at least take him out to dinner first?

[HibLaGrande]

Why would you say such a thing?

[scarface]

are you two hitting on me?

[HibLaGrande]

For what other reason would I be holding this baseball bat?

[PrettyGhoul]

Are you hinting that you'd like to start a Halloween baseball team?

[claymud]

Why not?

[HibLaGrande]

who would want to waste time playing baseball?

[claymud]

What about Kickball?

[scarface]

does everyone know Mike Oxbig?

[kevin242]

any relation to "Babe the Big Blue Ox"?

[HibLaGrande]

Didn't that ox build the Eifel tower or somthing?

[TipoDeemin]

Huh???

[SuFiKitten77]

Did this thread die?

[roadkill]

Threads can't die, can they?

[Dr Morbius]

Who said I was unoriginal?

[roadkill]

Are you stuck on that?

[Dr Morbius]

But why would she say that?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did I confuse you?

[Dr Morbius]

Am I unoriginal?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you know I think your original enough?

[claymud]

Are you serious?

[Zombie-F]

Are you kidding?

[SuFiKitten77]

Is the sky blue today?

[roadkill]

why is it blue?

[claymud]

How did Blue get into this?

[roadkill]

Why is your last name a rude word starting with the lowercase letter "c"?

[Bodybagging]

what made me respond to this silly thread?

[TipoDeemin]

What kept you away from it for so long? ;)

[Bodybagging]

Did you tell me it was here?

[roadkill]

Should we have?

[krypt]

should have done what?

[claymud]

I'd like to know, wouldn't u?

[krypt]

well?

[claymud]

Well what?

[krypt]

did i miss somthing?

[claymud]

Do you even have to ask that?

[krypt]

did you hear that ?

[claymud]

Hear what?

[Hella]

how did I miss this?

[krypt]

does it sound like sharking?

[roadkill]

What does sharking sound like?

[krypt]

does anyone know?

[claymud]

Don't you know?

[roadkill]

He should, shouldn't he?

[claymud]

Is that what you think?

[Dr Morbius]

Alright,who farted?

[krypt]

was it i ?

[Bodybagging]

If I had smelt it and you had dealt it wouldnt you have felt it?

[claymud]

I"d say so, wouldn't you?

[SuFiKitten77]

Would you believe I was the one who farted?

[Bodybagging]

could it be true?

[SuFiKitten77]

Don't you smell it?

[roadkill]

Isn't that the normal aroma?

[Bodybagging]

Cant you see me holding my nose?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Is that because it's leaking from your pant leg?

[roadkill]

What died?

[Hella]

what was the question?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

You don't know what the question is?

[Hella]

should I ?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you be asking if you did know?

[Hella]

who would do that?

[SuFiKitten77]

Who let the cat out of the bag?

[Hella]

wasn't it the dog?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you know the cat ate the dog?

[Hella]

was he hungry?

[SuFiKitten77]

Can you believe he just didn't like the dog?

[Hella]

are you sure?

[SuFiKitten77]

Do you think I would lie to you?

[Hella]

can I trust you?

[SuFiKitten77]

Do you know you can?

[Bodybagging]

Should I trust you of all people?

[SuFiKitten77]

Can you believe I am one of the most trustworthy people around?

[claymud]

Do you really think so?

[SuFiKitten77]

Would you believe I know so?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Are you sure you know who you are?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you know I know everything?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Should I know that you know everything?

[grapegrl]

Do you even have to ask?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If I didn't have to ask, would I?

[Hella]

didn't you say so?

[SuFiKitten77]

What was it I said again?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Didn't you know that I know everything?

[SuFiKitten77]

Do you believe me when I say that?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If I believed you, would I be asking? :)

[SuFiKitten77]

Did I make you think I didn't believe you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

So, you don't believe me?

[SuFiKitten77]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I sorry, did I say something that you didn't understand?

[SuFiKitten77]

LOL .. do I seem lost to you? :p

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did I not give you good directions?

[SuFiKitten77]

Could you send me the map again?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

So, you didn't look at the first map?

[SuFiKitten77]

Didn't you know I can't read french? :D

[Hella]

wasn't it in German?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Naw, couldn't be, could it?

[Hella]

wouldn't that depend on who wrote it?

[SuFiKitten77]

Didn't it come pre-written?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I don't know, you read it, didn't you?

[Hella]

wasn't it your turn?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If it was, why didn't you tell me?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you need a sign?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I didn't see it, was it red?

[SuFiKitten77]

Would you believe it was purple?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Why wasn't it red?

[SuFiKitten77]

You have a problem with purple?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Does it look like I do?

[SuFiKitten77]

Could it have been magenta?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Would you have told me?

[SuFiKitten77]

Didn't you get the memo?

[Hella]

Was that my job?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If it was your job, why didn't you do it?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you not get the memo??

[Hella]

didn't you read that last one?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Did Hella forget to send it?

[SuFiKitten77]

Don't you know I sent it so I did read it?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Do you know how to read?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you forget I am a writer?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

If you were a writer, why didn't you send the memo?

[SuFiKitten77]

Did you not read like four posts above this when I stated I was the one who wrote the memo so therefore I had read it?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

Why did you write the memo if you didn't think anyone would read it?

[SuFiKitten77]

Can't you see I am testing you?

[Frighteners Entertainment]

I think it is obvious, do you not know that it is I who is testing you?

[SuFiKitten77]

Can't you see I failed?

[Hella]

Don't you know never to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

[SuFiKitten77]

What?

[Hella]

haven't you seen that movie?

[SuFiKitten77]

What movie was that again?

[Hella]

didn't you know it was the greatest movie of all time?


the Princess Bride!

[SuFiKitten77]

Would you believe I haven't seen that movie in years?