This or That?

[The Creepster]

hat of course

cooked or raw?

[The Archivist]

depends on what it is. For me, sushi = gotta be raw.

Go on a pity date with an ugly person or a pity date with a cousin?

[ededdeddy]

:eek:Cousin..Hopefully it won't go any further:eek:

PIck up dog poop of cat hairball

[The Archivist]

Cat hairball, used to that. Come from family of cat lovers.

email to write a love letter or actually use pen and paper?

[ededdeddy]

Pen and Paper

diet or caffeine free soda

[The Creepster]

both will kill you...so water

Fall off 2nd story roof ladder or car wreck

[morbid mike]

ladder i did that this summer not too bad

get in a bar fight or put up christmas decorations

[The Creepster]

Bar fight all the way....

crank up the heat or put another layer on?

[RoxyBlue]

Put on another layer


Kahlua or Baileys

[fick209]

Bailys

Good book or good movie

[RoxyBlue]

good book


tent or shed

[fick209]

tent

tea or coffee?

[RoxyBlue]

Like them both, but drink coffee more regularly


Florida vacation or California vacation

[fick209]

Florida - have friends there I stay with

dogs or cats

[The Creepster]

Kitty Cats for sure

AFC or NFC?

[morbid mike]

nfc

get a kiss from a skeleton or zombie

[The Archivist]

Zombie, better tongue action.

Finding out that your pants no longer fit you properly among family members or when they rip in public?

[RoxyBlue]

Let's keep it among family:)

Fritos corn chips or nacho cheese Doritos

[The Creepster]

AHHH terrible food choices...both will kill ya...so neither

Diabetes or Heart Disease

[debbie5]

Heart disease..I can still keep my feet & eyes with blocked arteries.

Leeches, or splinters under your fingernails??

[RoxyBlue]

Leeches - they're gross but not painful (and actually have medicinal use)


hardwood floors or wall-to-wall carpeting

[ededdeddy]

carpet


Ascot or bolo tie

[rottincorps]

Ascot



Ditto's or Calvin Kline.......ya I'm going back a few years, but damn those were some nice pants

[debbie5]

Klein's....as long as they are on Brooke Shields. I'm not gay, but she DID look great.

Which would you prefer to squash: roadkill possum or roadkill raccoon?

[The Creepster]

raccoon...

Loose teeth or eye sight

[debbie5]

Teeth! I can always GUM my food, but I need to be able to FIND it.

Men or women?

[The Creepster]

Women...lots of women

Screws or nails?

[debbie5]

Nails. More banging satisfaction.

Unicorn or Pegasus?

[RoxyBlue]

Pegasus - less likely to put your eye out:)


green bean casserole or candied yams

[ededdeddy]

green beans


Ham or turkey

[Spooky1]

turkey

Mashed potatoes or dressing

[ededdeddy]

Dressing...as oppossed to undress

PIe pumpkin or apple

[RoxyBlue]

pumpkin!


sailboat or kayak

[Spooky1]

I like both, but I'll pick kayak

Chipotle burritos or tacos.

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

tacos


ice cream or frozen yogurt

[RoxyBlue]

ice cream


snake or lizard

[The Creepster]

lizard

Drink or eat

[fick209]

Drink - (pork chop in every beer:D)

chicken or beef?

[debbie5]

BEEF!

which would taste better as a burger: Dr.Phil or Dr. Ruth?

[DarkLore]

Hmmmm....Soylent green or soylent yellow....Dr. Ruth!



Firing Squad or Hanging?

[Spooky1]

I'd reather be on the Firing Squad :D

Gangrene or Leprosy

[The Archivist]

Leprosy. Cause it would give me ideas for a scene.

Get stuck in a bathroom with an overflowing dirty toilet or having to go in a dirty bathroom with a stopped up toilet?

[RoxyBlue]

I think that should be on the "Things that Make You Go 'EEWWWW' thread:sick::eek:

Get stuck in the bathroom with said overflowing toilet - I might be able to stand in the sink for safety:D


French toast or waffles

[debbie5]

WAFFLES.

Baked or mashed?

[fick209]

mashed:D


baseball or football?

[RoxyBlue]

baseball


spring or fall?

[fick209]

humm, tough one, I love the crips clean air of fall & halloween season, but also watching everything come to life in the spring. I'll go with....

Spring


Plane or train

[RoxyBlue]

train

Trip to Paris or London?

[nixie]

Paris
Rudolph or Frosty?

[debbie5]

Frosty!

Sweaty or cold??

[RoxyBlue]

Cold - don't like being sweaty


slippers or thick socks for cold feet?

[ededdeddy]

socks


vomiting or dihhrea

[RoxyBlue]

EEWWWW!

Vomiting - it's slightly more dignified


grapes or raisins

[ededdeddy]

grapes

Prunes or plums

[fick209]

plums

milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

[RoxyBlue]

Oooh, dark!


maple butter or apple butter

[The Creepster]

apple butter.... LOL Roxy always brings it back to "polite society" LOL....and then theres me

Impaled or Compound Fracture

[RoxyBlue]

(it's my job:D)

Compound fracture


stitches or staples?

[The Creepster]

Ohhhh Roxy I likey

Staples...

Back rub or foot rub

[RoxyBlue]

Back rub - without staples:D


finished or unfinished basement

[debbie5]

Unfinished....too much mold to have it finished.

Jam or jelly?

[RoxyBlue]

jam


sugar cookie or peanut butter cookie

[Frankie-s Girl]

sugar

blues or jazz?

[debbie5]

Blues....(PS-did u know there is a polka song called Frankie's Girl??)


Paper or plastic?

[RoxyBlue]

paper


salt water taffy or caramels

[debbie5]

Oooo- that's a tough one- salt water taffy.

Athlete's foot or hems?

[RoxyBlue]

athlete's foot - a little Desitin will take care of that:)


tequila or whiskey

[fick209]

definantly tequila (but no jose cuarvo crap - only the good stuff)


peanut butter or jelly

[RoxyBlue]

jelly


mittens or gloves

[fick209]

gloves - mittens are too cumbersome at work


saturdays or sundays?

[RoxyBlue]

Saturday - it's usually the only day I don't have to answer to an alarm clock


taco or burrito

[fick209]

taco

on same note,

softshell or hardshell

[RoxyBlue]

hardshell - and I automatically thought of blue crabs when you asked because of living in Maryland:D


white meat or dark meat

[fick209]

white meat - majority of family will all be scrambling for all the dark meat tomorrow while my aunt & myself enjoy as much white meat as we can possibly handle.

white wine or red wine

[Night Watchman]

If I have to drink one it would be Red.

College or Pro Football

[RoxyBlue]

Spooky1 says pro - I don't watch football


pumpkin pie or pecan pie

[The Creepster]

pumpkin pie from china

freeze or burn

[fick209]

I'll take freeze (maybe I will unthaw)



X-box or Wii?

[The Archivist]

Neither, I'm a purist. I prefer to go to a REAL arcade!

Nice and neat turkey sandwich the day after, just lump it on a plate or don't even bother with a plate?

[fick209]

I have to have a plate


Milk - white or chocolate

[The Creepster]

lol white milk....how about plain:)

paper or razor cut

[haunted canuck]

paper

Severed off at the head or waist?

[The Archivist]

Head, death is quicker that way.

Find out your credit cards are no longer good during last minute build season (with a long line behind you) or have SI take them away?

[fick209]

taken away I guess


christmas lights - white/clear or multi-colored?

[debbie5]

Multi..the big old fashioned ones. The LED ones hurt my eyes.

Dogs: big or little??

[haunted canuck]

big ,if you have a little dog it looks like a oversized rat
lots of pain but a little scar, No pain but a big scar?

[debbie5]

Lots of pain, little scar.

A small worry that goes on & on over time, or a HUGE PROBLEM for one whole day??

[The Archivist]

I currently have lots of small worries, so I would have to say a Huge problem.

Get stuck in an elevator with someone who hasn't showered in a long time or get stuck in the middle seat on an airplane between TWO people that haven't showered in a long time?

[fick209]

elevator with 1 person



stranded in desert or in middle of ocean

[debbie5]

Desert. At least I can see what will do me in.

Tofu or edamame?

[RoxyBlue]

Edamame - try them in chili:)


chocolate mousse or rice pudding

[fick209]

rice pudding - I don't like chocolate:eek:


oatmeal or malt-o-meal

[The Creepster]

steel cut oatmeal...good pre-workout intake

Run or lift?

[RoxyBlue]

Lift - I'm not a fan of running



PC or Mac

[debbie5]

PC... but wish I had a Mac.

Buy new Xmas lights or untangle the old ones?

[RoxyBlue]

Untangle the old ones - it's good for the brain (like solving a puzzle):D


For a Sunday brunch, have mimosas or coffee?

[fick209]

Mimosas:D




pancakes or waffles?

[The Creepster]

pancakes...but not processed, pre packaged junk....

taste or touch?

[debbie5]

"I just wanted to taste it."

oil it or rub it? (your TURKEY....)

[fick209]

rub the turkey

Day Lilies or Asiatic Lilies?

[debbie5]

I have about 10 varieties of daylilies in my tiny garden...they're more fun to divide up with a spade than Asiatics.

Burgers: grilled or fried?

[The Creepster]

grilled..I have the perfect crematorium..er grill for that

Top or bottom?

[debbie5]

(what are we discussing??)
YES.
I prefer the cheese on my burger to be on the top...lettuce on the bottom.


Root beer or cream soda??

[fick209]

root beer

peanut butter: creamy or chunky?

[RoxyBlue]

Actually don't like peanut butter, but creamy is the lesser of the two evils:D


moustache or beard

[fick209]

a well maintained beard

blueberry muffin or cranberry muffin?

[debbie5]

Blueberry anything is better than cranberry.

French fried or mashed?

[The Creepster]

mashed...with extreme prejudice

Cautious or Aggressive

[Spooky1]

Cautious (or maybe cautiously aggressive :))

Pickled herring or sushi

[fick209]

Us Norwegian's LOVE pickled herring

Lasagna made with cottage cheese or with ricotta cheese?

[RoxyBlue]

I like it either way, but ricotta makes the lasagna less runny

meat lovers or veggie lovers (referring to pizza)

[The Creepster]

ricotta

Svein or Thor?

[debbie5]

Thor meat lovers.

Roundworms or tapeworms?

[The Archivist]

In regards to what? For gross factor I would pick tapeworms.

Find out in advance how/when you were going to die, or be surprised?

[RoxyBlue]

I already know I'm going to die sometime in the next 60 years or so:D I'll go with "surprise" as to the actual date.


love seat or recliner

[fick209]

I prefer my new massaging recliner with built in cooler:D

The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

[debbie5]

Not a fan of either, but I'll go with Beatles.

Gravy or butter?

[RoxyBlue]

(of COURSE you pick the Bsatles!!!:D)

butter


sandals or clogs

[The Creepster]

wooden clogs from the Netherlands....

Speed Metal or Death Metal?

[fick209]

speed metal (I had to actually look up Death Metal)

Phantom of the Opera or Sweeny Todd - whatever version you want

[ededdeddy]

Sweeny Tod


Vampires or Zombies..to live with

[RoxyBlue]

vampires - they smell better:D


Frankenstein's monster or the Mummy - as a babysitter

[Spooky1]

Don't kids always ask for their Mummy :D

A Komodo Dragon or Anaconda as a pet

[ededdeddy]

Komodo Dragons....Cracken at national zoo is awesome


mummies or hunchback for a blind date

[RoxyBlue]

The Hunchback - he's a sweetie at heart and a musician:D


moonlit night or sunny day

[nixie]

moonlit night

cold or flu?

[haunted canuck]

a Cold at least when you fart you dont have to think you just soiled yourself as with the flu.
Betty or Veronica

[ededdeddy]

Betty

Betty White or Betty Boop

[debbie5]

Betty White.

cake or pie?

[fick209]

pie

english muffin or bagel?

[RoxyBlue]

Bagel - with cream cheese and lox - YUM!



fountain pen or ink pen

[nixie]

ink pen

air popped or microwave popcorn?

[RoxyBlue]

microwave


Cracker Jacks or toffee

[fick209]

Personally, I don't like either, but my dog loves cracker jacks:D

Buddy Holly or Elvis?

[RoxyBlue]

Elvis


Oogie Boogie or the Grinch

[ededdeddy]

Grinch

quicksand or quicksilver

[fick209]

quicksilver

corn chowder or clam chowder

[RoxyBlue]

clam chowder


baked salmon or fried perch

[Spooky1]

baked Salmon

Crab bisque or lobster bisque

[RoxyBlue]

lobster bisque (but I won't turn my nose up if it's crab:))


necklace or bracelet

[The Creepster]

noose....

reality or christmas

[RoxyBlue]

Christmas, of course:)


Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny

[debbie5]

Santa...

elected politician or Mafioso?

[Spooky1]

Politician, but is there a difference?

Brownies with or without nuts

[RoxyBlue]

I like them both ways, actually (but you know that:))


mouse or rat

[The Creepster]

mouse cause my kitties love them to munch on

beer or liquor

[debbie5]

Liquor. HATE beer.

upper torso or lower?

[The Creepster]

Upper...thats were the power comes from.

tame or wild?

[The Archivist]

Depends on what it is, but wild would be nice.

Get locked out of your house wearing only your underwear during winter or summer?

[The Creepster]

Winter...I have lots of fur

Smell a burp or a fart?

[RoxyBlue]

Burp - fewer sulfur compounds associated with one


read a book or surf the Net

[fick209]

read a book - I spend all day in front of a computer at work, very seldom does my home computer get turned on.

homemade fudge or caramel?

[RoxyBlue]

Fudge, definitely:)


water ski or snow ski

[fick209]

snow ski - I'm terrified of open bodies of water

guitar - electric or acustic

[RoxyBlue]

acoustic - easier on the ears


spider or centipede

[fick209]

Spider - they've never bothered me

speed boat or pontoon

[The Creepster]

speed.....

Straight or serrated?

[nixie]

serrated

soup: cup or bowl?

[The Creepster]

bowl...soup is not overrated

Keep your distance or shake hands with the beast

[nixie]

shake hands... keeping your distance will show fear, thus empowering the beast.

steamed or deep fried?

[debbie5]

Deep fried (once in a while)- die with choked arteries & happy.

Nag or whine?

[RoxyBlue]

Nag - it appears to be already part of my job here at work:)


star tree topper or angel

[The Creepster]

if by angel you mean "of Death" then yes

pull or push?

[fick209]

push - as long as it's downhill

basket ball NBA or college?

[The Creepster]

NBA...more drama

Sugar or salt?

[Spooky1]

salt, on something fried crispy and full of fatty goodness.

egg nog (spiked) or Irish Coffee

[RoxyBlue]

Irish coffee!


leg warmers or tights

[Spooky1]

Depends on the body wearing them. :D

20's flappers or 60's hippie chicks

[The Creepster]

Flap away...NOoooooo Freedom Rock/whats a razor?

Rockabilly or Psychobilly

[debbie5]

ROCKABILLY!! (looking lovingly @ Bill Haley CD set)


Heat Miser or Snow Miser??

[fick209]

I want that crabby Heat Miser here right now!!!

clam chowder or corn chowder?

[debbie5]

Corn, with bacon.

Tylenol or Motrin? (LOL)

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

motrin.

dayquil or theraflu

[ededdeddy]

Dayquil

milk of magnesia or pepto

[RoxyBlue]

Pepto


chamomile tea or peppermint tea

[ededdeddy]

chamomille


Green tea or white

[RoxyBlue]

green

chocolate pudding or rice pudding

[ededdeddy]

Chocolate


warm robe or warm slippers

[RoxyBlue]

warm snuggly robe


puppy or kitten

[The Creepster]

Blah....kitty....I got here just in time

Bludgeoned or sepsis

[ededdeddy]

Bludgeoned


Happy Creepster or Sad Roxy

[RoxyBlue]

Well, personally, I prefer a Happy Creepster, but I could be biased:D


singing or dancing

[ededdeddy]

dancing couldn't carry a tune if it was in a bucket

chips or pretzels

[RoxyBlue]

chips, unless the pretzels are those chewy soft ones


salsa or bean dip

[fick209]

definatly salsa

Eggnog with rum or brandy?

[The Creepster]

I like Brandy..shes so soft and smells nice

Here a snap or a tear?

[RoxyBlue]

I heard a snap when I broke a toe years ago:)


molasses cookies or peanut butter cookies

[fick209]

I'm a peanut butter fan

Chicken Noodle Soup or Chicken Wild Rice Soup?

[The Archivist]

Tough decision, I like both.

Locked in the house due to poor weather with the kids while the other half goes shopping or the above with the addition of the MIL there as well AND in a cranky mood?

[The Creepster]

MIL...cause you won't get in as much trouble for beating on her...use a phone book

Fingers glued together or stapled

[RoxyBlue]

Glued - less painful that way



crossword or sudoku

[The Creepster]

crossword..numbers anger me

skim or whole?

[RoxyBlue]

skim for drinking, whole for cooking


hungry or thirsty

[The Creepster]

Hungry....

Soap or Shampoo

[nixie]

um... both.

Leftover pizza: hot or cold

[RoxyBlue]

hot


tub or shower

[The Creepster]

shower...cause I have to sing-a

rocks or grass

[RoxyBlue]

"I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a!" I remember that cartoon!:)

grass - the lawn kind


forest or meadow

[nixie]

forest

comedy or drama?

[The Creepster]

"I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a!" I remember that cartoon!:)


Yes sung by none other then Al "Owl";) Jolson :D:D:D 1936

Comedy.....

Kill or be killed?

[The Archivist]

Kill, cause if I'm dead then the fun ends.

Go to a restaurant that you hate with family members that drive you nuts or get a root canal treatment?

[The Creepster]

restaurant...cause I can then instigate a fight:D

Cold shower..or hot beer?

[debbie5]

Cold shower. And a telephone call.

Frosted sugar cookie or warm, chocolate chip cookie?

[RoxyBlue]

warm chocolate chip - almost nothing better in the world:D


snow or rain

[fick209]

snow

peanut brittle or carmel popcorn?

[RoxyBlue]

caramel popcorn


candy cane or gum drops

[The Creepster]

candy cane makes a good shiv:D plus eat the evidence afterwords

unconsciousness or paralyzed?

[scareme]

unconsciousness, I like to sleep

cold toes or cold nose!

[The Creepster]

Nose....toes fell off years ago

punched or kicked?

[scareme]

punched, shoes can be so dirty

ham or turkey

[The Creepster]

Turkey

front or back?

[scareme]

Back, I don't trust you behind me.

Tangerines or clementines?

[The Creepster]

Tangerines....

poke or squeeze?

[Johnny Thunder]

I like the squeeze.

We used to play this with a question going for a few responses before a new question, so let's keep it going:

Poke or squeeze?

[RoxyBlue]

"Squeeze me, c'mon and squeeze me..." Oops, sorry, I started that singing thing again:D

Poke or squeeze

[PrettyGhoul]

Oops now I have The Who in my head...."Mama's got a squeeze box. Daddy never sleeps at night" lol

hmmmm...squeeze is so fun.

Keeping it going. Poke or squeeze?

[nixie]

I guess I like the squeeze too...

rice or noodles?

[scareme]

Rice, ummm

Chinese or Mexican.

Cute story, My sister and I took my 10 yr old niece to a Chinese restrant. Before going in we asked her if she liked Chinese, and she said yes. After we were seated at the table she said, "I thought you ment the people, I don't like the food." :)

[RoxyBlue]

(good story, Scareme:))

Mexican


rice or beans

[nixie]

I really love them together, so to choose one is hard... I guess I'll go with the rice.

Salsa: spicy or mild?

[The Creepster]

Spicy..

Red or green?

[The Archivist]

Green, color of money. The necessary evil for all of our projects.

Wake up after New Year's party with someone ugly or pick up who you thought was the opposite gender?

[scareme]

Someone ugly, but we've been married 28 years, so I think I'll keep him.

Vomit before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning. Hangover!

[RoxyBlue]

(LMAO, Scareme - your poor long suffering husband!:D)

Before - I hate waking up and feeling nauseated.


Christmas bonus or permanent raise

[The Creepster]

Raise....Ohhh

Entombed or Hung

[scareme]

Entombed

rotten or raw?

[The Creepster]

Raw...tasty

wind or rain?

[RoxyBlue]

rain - it makes the little green things grow:)


thunderstorm or tornado

[The Creepster]

Auntie eMm auntie eMm....

Shorts or speedo?

[RoxyBlue]

I don't think I could get away with the Speedo look, so I'll say shorts:googly:


dine inside the restaurant or outside on the sidewalk

[The Creepster]

outside...for sure

water or desert?

[RoxyBlue]

water



carnations or roses

[ScreamingScarecrow]

Roses - They score more points with the missus!


snow or rain

[RoxyBlue]

rain - don't have to shovel that:D


cupcake or brownie

[The Creepster]

brownie.....

Dead lifts or Skull crushers

[scareme]

dead lifts

in a glass or straight from the bottle?

[RoxyBlue]

In a glass - it's much more ladylike:)


text message or phone call

[The Creepster]

phone call

hairy or shave?

[morbid mike]

shave


acne or boils?

[The Archivist]

boils, they're more fun to pop.

New Year's party in the park with hobos or party at Creepster's house?

[scareme]

Creepster's house, I'd like to see his props. I don't think hobos have that many props.

New Year's Eve alone, or with someone really boring?

[The Creepster]

Alone unless Scare wants to come over?

Toaster or Microwave?

[RoxyBlue]

toaster


day or night

[The Creepster]

night...day burns my eyes

See the new year come..or go to bed?

[morbid mike]

go to bed


have a huge ingrown hair on your butt or a giant zit on your forehead

[The Archivist]

zit. Conversation starter.

Listen to Creepster drone on about his cats or get a root canal?

[nixie]

Creep's cats...

Dogs: big or small?

[morbid mike]

big so they can eat tresspassers


cat or parrot

[The Creepster]

cat...for sure

missing eyeball or missing limb

[morbid mike]

eye ball so I can wear an eye patch like a pirate


get hit with a hammer or a baseball bat ( in the arm)