Papa Bones
09-06-2005, 05:50 PM
I was looking through a pile of printouts my wife's teacher gave her to study and found a list of coments from tests, essays, etc submitted to science and health teachers by their students. Some of the stuff they came up with was pretty bizarre. Like this..
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbonmonoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, hydrogin is water and gin.
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives.
The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the heart until the heart stops.
For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbonmonoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, hydrogin is water and gin.
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives.
The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the heart until the heart stops.
For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other