Haunting ryme

[DeathTouch]

Upon the chest of a Middle School nark.

[Monk]

and crept away into the dark

[RoxyBlue]

An eerie sound was faintly heard

[Monk]

and in the brush something stirred

[scareme]

It was a zombie, hungry for brains,

[Bone To Pick]

hovering over dismembered remains.

[RoxyBlue]

A smear of blood was on his face

[Bone To Pick]

with eyes that blankly stared through space,

[Fiend4Halloween]

with half a brain clutched in his hand,

[Bone To Pick]

he shuffled 'cross the tainted sand.

[RoxyBlue]

The brain slipped from his gnarly grasp

[scareme]

The ground covered in blood, he slipped on his asp.

[RoxyBlue]

(LMAO!)

He rose and then began to gasp

[Bone To Pick]

as he watched his sagging bra unclasp.

[scareme]

Thunder boomed in the violent sky,

[RoxyBlue]

A frightened trick-or-treater cried

[Bone To Pick]

then sped along the darkened path

[Draik41895]

running from the horrors wrath

[RoxyBlue]

A ghostly figure garbed in white

[Bone To Pick]

produced a most horrific sight

[scareme]

If you're not a haunter, you'd better be careful.

[RoxyBlue]

"Cause kneeling demons aren't too prayerful

[Spooky1]

They'll feast on your soul, if they get the chance

[RoxyBlue]

And then indulge in a devilish dance

[Spooky1]

Unless a knight runs them through with a lance.

[RoxyBlue]

Causing them to scream and prance

[Bone To Pick]

But count on no heroes - you're likely alone,

[RoxyBlue]

When slashing demons strike to the bone

[scareme]

For your sins you must atone.

[RoxyBlue]

Unless you give your dog a bone.

[Spooky1]

For if the beast is hungry, you best beware

[Bone To Pick]

into your bones and your flesh they will tear

[scareme]

And for your screams they will not care.

[RoxyBlue]

For they all love to give a scare.

[scareme]

As night time fell on the quite town,

[RoxyBlue]

A girl appeared in a ghostly gown

[scareme]

She was crying and had a sad frown,

[RoxyBlue]

And then she spied a freakish clown

[scareme]

and asked "Did you buy those shoes in town?".

[Fiend4Halloween]

With glee in his eyes, and a hammer in his hand...

[RoxyBlue]

The clown cried out "Strike up the band!"

[Spooky1]

He attacked the annoying one man band. (dang Roxy posted faster than me)

The vampire screamed I don't want to be tanned.

[Bone To Pick]

Though he enjoyed making shadow puppets with his hand.

[RoxyBlue]

A lovely pair of bats took wing

[Fiend4Halloween]

and formed themselves into quite the grotesque thing,

[Spooky1]

and sink their fangs in those who sing

[RoxyBlue]

or rappers wearing too much bling.

[Spooky1]

The bats were killed with a simple sling

[scareme]

from a homemade arrow, I did bring.

[Bone To Pick]

I danced around their lifeless husks

[RoxyBlue]

In the misty mists and dusky dusks

[Spooky1]

while playing a horn of elephant tusk

[Bone To Pick]

that pierced the darkness of the dusk.

[scareme]

The shrill cry from out of darkness came,

[Fiend4Halloween]

that would make the toughest man turn tame,

[RoxyBlue]

'Twas a vampire losing a poker game

[Mr_Chicken]

Said the vamp "This game is lame!"

[scareme]

The minutes were frozen, the clock it was dead,

[RoxyBlue]

And visions of maggots danced in my head

[Dr Morbius]

Which caused my Pencil to run out of lead

[Spooky1]

and all the children to hide in their bed

[RoxyBlue]

The doctor leered with an evil grin

[Dr Morbius]

"I know just the way to do you all in!"

[RoxyBlue]

She had no fear of death or sin

[Dr Morbius]

Said she with a grin as she scratched the wart on her chin

[Spooky1]

The potion needs just a little more gin.

[RoxyBlue]

She poured as the fog swirled low and thin

[Spooky1]

The fog spread out into the night

[Night Watchman]

as the children prayed for the first rays of daylight

[Spooky1]

Upon the crops there fell a blight

[Bone To Pick]

that formed a most horrific sight

[Spooklights]

As ghosts and spirits took their flight

[Spooky1]

Their evil spread through out the night

[Night Watchman]

and people fought it with all thier might.

[RoxyBlue]

Then suddenly the moon turned red

[Bone To Pick]

and formed a face with eyes that bled

[RoxyBlue]

which roused a werewolf from its bed

[Spooky1]

To hunt and fill a belly not fed.

[Night Watchman]

To catch a victim and make them dead.

[scareme]

And pile up their bodies on a sled.

[jaege]

So to deliver them to a gravedigger named Ned.

[Bone To Pick]

With corpses placed in the ground so deep,

[scareme]

Over the bodies the worms do creep,

[Non Compos Mentis]

Down in the cool air I can breathe.

[The Creepster]

Does anyone want some cheese?

[scareme]

As the tower clock chimed midnight,

[Non Compos Mentis]

I heard the devil say

[jaege]

This is such a devilish sight

[scareme]

To watch grey misted ghosts dancing in moonlight,

[The Creepster]

The smell of burning flesh is such a delight

[scareme]

The swamp was murky, dark and black,

[RoxyBlue]

A ghoul came looking for a snack

[anjpro]

The witch screamed with a loud cackle

[Spooky1]

Someone had filled her cauldren with spackle. :)

[The Creepster]

Ok she said whats with the mackerel

[RoxyBlue]

It's looking oddly supernat'ral

[Spooky1]

The creature crawl up from the swamp

[RoxyBlue]

It's feet came down with a mighty stomp

[Spooky1]

It was looking for a little romp.

[RoxyBlue]

Or something sweet on which to chomp

[haunted canuck]

The which poured potions into the cauldren

[RoxyBlue]

And created a zombified Karl Malden

[Spooky1]

Who shambled after little children

[The Creepster]

Who then became made of tin

[scareme]

They ran as fast as they could,

[RoxyBlue]

And entered a dark and scary wood

[The Creepster]

Where the dark one stood

[morbid mike]

with hatred of all that is good

[The Creepster]

Even though he should

[scareme]

get a job, and move out of the hood.

[RoxyBlue]

A blood red moon then crossed the sky

[scareme]

I softly heard a baby cry

[The Creepster]

Soon they knew that all would Die

[Spooky1]

The victim cried, why, oh, why

[morbid mike]

Tis I said the killer now you will say good bye

[nixie]

now here is where their bodies lie

[morbid mike]

ass the killer run's off eating pumpkin pie

[RoxyBlue]

He fell, and a stick ran through his eye.

[scareme]

Now I've heard all I can take,

[RoxyBlue]

Would you like a scary cake?

[nixie]

Who, er what did you bake?

[RoxyBlue]

The folks from the OK Make 'N' Take:devil:

[morbid mike]

thats proposterous for goodness sake

[The Creepster]

I think that I smell a lake

[scareme]

It was late at night, when I thought I heard Bob Marley.

[nixie]

a little too much of the hops and barley??

[scareme]

I was riding past the graveyard, on my harley,

[RoxyBlue]

When a wolf leaped up, quite fierce and snarly

[nixie]

His hair was matted, his teeth were gnarly.

[RoxyBlue]

He knocked Scareme right off her Harley

[The Creepster]

Thats when I thought of this chick Carley

[nixie]

Who looks a little like Chris Farley

[RoxyBlue]

Except she has a wooden leg

[nixie]

Little children call her Peg

[scareme]

Which is strange, cause her name is Meg.

[morbid mike]

peg leg Meg was a merry ole soul with her wood leg stuck in a hole

[The Creepster]

she then realized she squashed a mole

[Bone To Pick]

While falling off a stripper pole.

[howlin mad jack]

Now merry Meg can't walk real far

[RoxyBlue]

And so she drives a little car

[howlin mad jack]

and daily she drives to her favorite bar

[Goblin]

at night she wishes on a star

[howlin mad jack]

to have plastic surgery to remove a scar

[Goblin]

which she got from burning hot tar

[Spooky1]

which she dips the little children in

[Bone To Pick]

and adds a shot or two of gin

[Goblin]

Then takes the car for a spin

[RoxyBlue]

And runs down werewolves - what a sin!

[Goblin]

She's always asked "How ya Been?"

[Dark Star]

She answers with an evil grin

[Goblin]

And stoops to pick up a pin

[STOLLOWEEN]

As she scratches her withered chin

[Goblin]

and plays chekers and wins

[Bone To Pick]

A skeleton sprang from its crypt.

[Evil Andrew]

And said "don't give me no lip"

[Luigi Bored]

Or I'll get out my chains and whips

[Goblin]

and several bags of chips

[scareme]

And set sail on a south bound ship.

[Goblin]

to find a can of dip

[scareme]

The tree's been trimed, the halls are decked.

[Goblin]

The chickens got loose and someone got pecked

[scareme]

The children were scared so we had to protect.

[Goblin]

before everything went to heck

[Drago]

The prop had a gash in the neck

[Goblin]

Then everything went to heck

[N. Fantom]

In heck our skin bubbled in the horrible heat

[aquariumreef]

the shades and ghouls did they beat

[N. Fantom]

Tormented souls screamed bloody hell

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: As blood gushed up from the cryptic well...

[Hairazor]

Everywhere was a terrible smell

[Spooky1]

as more and more souls into hell fell

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: ...then with a cackle and a scream, a witch flew by,
With a manical gleam in her one good eye....

[Goblin]

Everyone started to cry.........................

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: ...and the banshee wailed, "Fair well...good bye"

[Goblin]

all the ghosts and goblins flew into the sky

[scareme]

As the shadowy trees let out a low sigh.

[Goblin]

and everyone wanted to know why......

[ladysherry]

as the children started to cry..

[Pumpkin5]

:jol: Then suddenly with no warning or why,
a demon jumped up from the depths below....

[Goblin]

and tried to catch them but was to slow.............