Haunting ryme

[hollyberry]

Just for fun .. I thought we could start a neverending Halloween poem .. where everyone contributes ... to make it a little harder and more fun .. lets try and keep it ryming
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When the moon is full and witches begin to fly thru the air.....

[Sinister]

And Demons howl, rent and tear

[claymud]

While the young kids scream and cheer

[Nefarious1]

Mystic creatures spread thier fear.

[Sinister]

Whilst I get inebriated on whiskey and beer!

[hollyberry]

Whilst I get inebriated on whiskey and beer!
LOL!

[Zombie-F]

Monsters burst forth with a thunderous cheer

[ScareFX]

And this ain't no time for some goofy reindeer

[hollyberry]

By light of the moon, three times three, the darkness shall be here soon....

[Sinister]

And Vampires, with illusions of gradeur, laugh like loons

[HibLaGrande]

and stalk about by the light of the moon.

[Jack Reaper]

After crawling from their ghastly tomb

[grapegrl]

...they lurk for prey in night's oppressive gloom.

[Jack Reaper]

They crunch the leaves, and foul the air..

[HibLaGrande]

with their funky breath and greasy hair.

[Jack Reaper]

Growling like a grizzly bear...

[bodybagged]

They creep upon an innocent with care.

[Jack Reaper]

To dragged them into it's fetid lair!

[HibLaGrande]

where they are ripped and shredded with parts to spare.

[DeathTouch]

It curses their bones beyond a normal nightmare.

[HibLaGrande]

Left to rot with vacant stare

[Jack Reaper]

Their flesh torn asunder, their souls are bare..

[Omega]

Abashed they fell under, demons pulling them down by their hair

[SpookyDude]

Yet still the little ones approach, for candies they dare

[bodybagged]

They trot along the path without the slightest care.

[HibLaGrande]

not minding the signs proclaiming "BEWARE!"

[DeathTouch]

Arise your sight at Death’s ominous grasp.

[Jack Reaper]

With breath as dry and hot as a desert asp..

[DeathTouch]

It clouds thy window with dark shades of despair.

[Jack Reaper]

Whoa is he, who crosses thee..

[bodybagged]

explore his realm to find the key!

[HibLaGrande]

and then horrid lock ,ye must find.

[Spooklights]

to unloose the chains that bind.

[Jack Reaper]

Your putrid soul and tortured mind!

[Spooklights]

Then the maddened thoughts will wind

[HibLaGrande]

through your sanity they grind

[Spooklights]

Like twisting snakes or choking vine

[DeathTouch]

all in fun for passing the time.

[HibLaGrande]

DeathTouch made light of such a tale so grim...

[Jack Reaper]

As all my mind monsters scream,"GET HIM!!!"

[DeathTouch]

So he pickup his stuff and ran for the next town. And then had sex with many pretty maidens.

[HibLaGrande]

So he pickup his stuff and ran for the next town. And then had sex with many pretty maidens.
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He couldn't sit for a week but they made him.

[DeathTouch]

Good thing I didn't say Dokken!

[HibLaGrande]

(dreeeeaaammmm Warrrrioooorrrr!)

[Jack Reaper]

It screams with dread....

[Dr Morbius]

to wake the dead..

[Jack Reaper]

Ouch...my head...

[turtle2778]

DAMNIT I FELL OFF THE BED

[Sinister]

while listening to Right Said Fred.

[Mr Unpleasant]

Then started to bleed and fled

[turtle2778]

to the hospital where i got some meds.

[Sinister]

and met a gay physician named Ted

[turtle2778]

who told me he liked to make sweet sweet love standing on his head.

[Sinister]

Then in sauntered a sexy nurse in white leather

[Sinister]

wearing a boa of purple feathers

[Don Givens]

I looked her over and asked her whether

[Spooky1]

she knew where all the zombies gather.

[scareme]

She slapped my face and walked away

[Don Givens]

But she stopped on a dime when I told her to stay.

[scareme]

I showed her the money from my pay,

[RoxyBlue]

And that's when her hair started turning gray.

[Don Givens]

I wondered aloud, " are you some sort of freak"?

[Spooky1]

Then she began to transform and reek.

[RoxyBlue]

Her arms and legs were made of teak

[Don Givens]

Then she said, " It is your soul I seek".

[RoxyBlue]

In fear and awe, I turned away

[Spooky1]

In a vain attempt not to go astray.

[RoxyBlue]

She grabbed my arm and said "Come play"

[scareme]

I drew my sword, and it was she that I slay.

[RoxyBlue]

I held her severed head up high

[Sickie Ickie]

Yet the head still refused to die.

[HouseBloodthorn]

And as I stared upon those clouded eye...

[Sickie Ickie]

My hand released and the head did fly

[RoxyBlue]

It rolled along the rocky ground

[scareme]

The head rolled past the hungry hound

[RoxyBlue]

who tried to bark but made no sound

[Moon Dog]

but yet was heard for miles around

[scareme]

The moon shown bright, that erie night,

[Spooky1]

while witches spells do cause a blight

[scareme]

The villiagers locked their doors in fright,

[Spooky1]

an angry mob did torches light

[scareme]

The monster hid in the forest black,

[Sickie Ickie]

To hide the genitals that he lacked

[scareme]

The woodsman one day took a wack.

[RoxyBlue]

Then slipped and fell and broke his back.

[Johnny Thunder]

On his head did he slip a burlap sack

[Sickie Ickie]

Poor guy's name was Jack

[Johnny Thunder]

and his axe did give a twenty whacks

[Don Givens]

Then a ghastly howl did raise my fear

[RoxyBlue]

'Twas a succubus in something sheer

[Don Givens]

She looked so fine I dropped my beer

[RoxyBlue]

And then she changed into a deer

[Don Givens]

So the lesson sad but clear

[RoxyBlue]

"Never drink a beer with deer"

[Spooky1]

Then an awful shriek did split the night

[Don Givens]

Michael Moore in drag what a horrible sight.

[Spooky1]

In a dress quite sheer he flew a kite.

[Don Givens]

The Squirrel got sick and the owl went blind

[RoxyBlue]

But a vampire said "What a lovely find"

[Spooky1]

I'll drain his blood till he is bone dry

[HouseBloodthorn]

and tear the meat from his corpulent thigh

[Don Givens]

And so he swept down on his prey

[RoxyBlue]

And from the body, flesh did flay

[Spooky1]

With nary a chance for him to pray

[Sickie Ickie]

upon that fateful gorey day.

[RoxyBlue]

The vampire licked his lips and said

[HouseBloodthorn]

"Alas, my meal has gone cold dead"

[Don Givens]

So he sat down for a smoke

[HouseBloodthorn]

On the savory stick he did toke

[Don Givens]

He inhaled to deep and started to choke

[RoxyBlue]

Then from a werewolf came a poke

[Don Givens]

The werewolf asked, "how could you eat such slop".

[RoxyBlue]

Without a glass of soda pop?"

[Johnny Thunder]

The bottle of soda was drained

[Don Givens]

So he threw the and brained

[RoxyBlue]

A shambling zombie on the loose

[Don Givens]

Who was reading Dr. Seus

[Spooky1]

While being stomped on by a moose

[RoxyBlue]

and menaced by an awful goose

[Don Givens]

he did not like the moose or goose

[RoxyBlue]

Especially when on the loose

[Don Givens]

He did not like them here or there

[Spooky1]

He did not like them any where

[Don Givens]

He did not like them in the wood

[RoxyBlue]

He did not want them in his 'hood

[Don Givens]

He would not like them even if he could

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

shouting to the heavens "If i had a knife i'd kill them i would"

[scareme]

He slept and dreamed about the rain,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

while traveling through the mist on an empty train

[scareme]

He woke up suddenly with a throbbing pain,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a woman hit him in the head shouting his name

[scareme]

Frightening screams came from the castle on high,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

they both look up into the sky

[scareme]

The sounds of pain made her want to cry,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

well. he said looking at the castle, dont be shy

[scareme]

The river was deep, and cold, and black,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

she waded across watching her back

[scareme]

She had to go through all this to get a Big Mac,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a most wonderful snack

[scareme]

The moon was bright on that deadly night.

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

enough to give ayone quite a fright

[Spooky1]

The creatures fled from the light

[RoxyBlue]

When there crept into view a terrible sight

[scareme]

The brides death left me with haunting sorrow,

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

who will i make love to tomorrow?

[Spooky1]

From a witch, you should not borrow.

[RoxyBlue]

A knife that cuts and leaves a scar-o.

[Don Givens]

Twill only cut and cause you pain.

[RoxyBlue]

Especially if blood does drain

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

i hope they dont eat my brains

[Spooky1]

I wish the pounds I did not gain

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

said the widow in vain

[RoxyBlue]

A werewolf and a vampire met

[Spooky1]

Who could kill the most, they did bet.

[RoxyBlue]

They hopped into a passing jet

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

and talked more of their upcoming bet

[RoxyBlue]

The stewardess brought drinks and food

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a little kid wearing a hood

[RoxyBlue]

staked the vampire with some wood

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

a dinner surprise right where they stood

[Spooky1]

The passengers began to scream

[Devils Chariot]

as the vampire's life faded into a crimson dream

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf decided to write a theme

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

song that would be a song for the next big opening scene

[Devils Chariot]

with Drac and Van Helsing sharing a bong, and gettin along it would seem

[Spooky1]

The plane began to fall from the sky

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

the stewardess began to cry

[Spooky1]

A panicky man yells I don't want to die!

[Bloodhound]

A loud voice from behind the bathroom door, Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!!!

[RoxyBlue]

The plane skidded on a snowy bank

[Bloodhound]

Fuel is seeping from the tank

[RoxyBlue]

The woods nearby were cold and dank

[Bloodhound]

It's funny how this is just a prank

[scareme]

Hearing someone up the stairs,

[Moon Dog]

But couldn't stand all the glares

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf lit some fiery flares

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

they came out his butt and he got some stares

[RoxyBlue]

A shrieking ghost rose from the dead

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

:(came and ate the werewolves head

[RoxyBlue]

The moon arose a stunning red

[Spooky1]

And dueling banjos scared poor Ned.

[RoxyBlue]

The ghost did belch and say "Hooray!"

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

for that werewolves hed was soon to decay

[RoxyBlue]

"I think I'll take a trip today"

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

maybe down by the bay

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf danced and sang a tune

[Spooky1]

He sang off key and scared a loon

[RoxyBlue]

The loon called up a fellow goon

[Spooky1]

Who dropped his pants to show the moon.

[Monk]

To which the werewolf did now howl

[Devils Chariot]

so horrific and loud it could be heard in hades bowel.

[RoxyBlue]

then he wiped his face with a nearby towel

[Spooky1]

The werewolf caught and ate a fowl

[Moon Dog]

A nearby cat wanted a taste before he heard the werewolf growl

[RoxyBlue]

The cat looked up with an evil scowl

[Don Givens]

I wish he had eaten Simon Cowell

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

that sould make for some interesting bowel

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf decided to catch a bus

[Spooky1]

The driver began to make a fuss

[Don Givens]

Because he was a mean ol cuss.

[RoxyBlue]

Especially when full of pus

[dynoflyer]

that's why his pants are a size plus

[RoxyBlue]

Three skeletons walked down the street

[scareme]

There came a dry cracking from the bones in their feet.

[RoxyBlue]

They slipped and fell on the icy sleet

[scareme]

And had to carry broken parts home in a red flannel sheet.

[Draik41895]

though they felt no pain be cause they were dead

[RoxyBlue]

They cried "What's that in the road, a head?"

[scareme]

They approached the round object with dread,

[Draik41895]

it jumped on and then crushed them,as heavy as lead

[scareme]

I heard a noise from down the hall,

[Draik41895]

smoother than the wind, a haunting call

[scareme]

I froze at the doorway, I had to stall,

[Draik41895]

the rain outside had ceased to fall

[scareme]

When suddenly, someone called my name,

[Draik41895]

thevoice was like mine but not the same

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf said, "I'm not to blame"

[Draik41895]

"I'm only looking for someone to maim"

[Moon Dog]

"won't you come and play my game?"

[RoxyBlue]

The vampire said, "No way! It's lame!"

[Don Givens]

The wolf's smile turned to a sneer

[Spooky1]

Then he bought, and downed a beer

[RoxyBlue]

Then bought another for a deer

[mattjfishman]

who took it with a snear

[RoxyBlue]

The deer had antlers large and sharp

[RoxyBlue]

A werewolf strung them like a harp

[Spooky1]

He fed the deer a stinky carp

[RoxyBlue]

Then buried it beneath a tarp

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

The tarp was old and smelled of rot

[Draik41895]

and under it was very hot

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

he drake that beer and his feelings were forgot

[RoxyBlue]

And then he threw up in a pot

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

drinking the beer he wished he had not

[RoxyBlue]

A shrieking bat came into view

[monstermakerswife]

at the shaggy old werewolf howling at the moon

[RoxyBlue]

The vampire said "I'll grant a boon"

[RoxyBlue]

The werewolf said "Don't go so soon"

[Dark Angel 27]

if you do i'll turn into a loon

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

come join me and howl at the moon

[RoxyBlue]

The graveyard gate has opened wide

[The Bloodshed Brothers]

wont you please step inside

[RoxyBlue]

A mourner at the tombstone cried

[kprimm]

with rigormortis was petrified.

[RoxyBlue]

A ghoul came slinking down the road

[RoxyBlue]

And stumbled on a loathsome toad

[Haunted Bayou]

While searching for his cold abode

[RoxyBlue]

and shuddered when a rooster crowed.

[Fiend4Halloween]

The moon was full, the sky was dark....

[Eldritch_Horror]

dogs howled in a nearby trailer park...

[RoxyBlue]

The devil's child displayed his mark