Criminal mischief with cheese

[Johnny Thunder]

The horror.

http://iowacity.patch.com/articles/c...men-s-restroom

[RoxyBlue]

Intoxicated - ya think?

This last quote from the article just strikes me as funny. I mean, what else would you use to clean up cheese from a bathroom wall?

"A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with standard toiletry items, according to the complaint."

[Evil Andrew]

Hmmmmmm

"A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with a standard issue US Army M2A1-7 flamethower, according to the complaint."

"A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with a standard red wine and a baguette, according to the complaint."

"A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with standard dental instruments and a toothbrush, according to the complaint."

"A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with standard farm implements, according to the complaint."

[RoxyBlue]

EA, you are so demented

[GothicCandle]

using a flame thrower brings new meaning to the term "fondue"