Dear Rain Gods,
well that was pretty darn petty. You knew I'd have to cancel again this year anyway, but you couldn't wait until I brought my pine devil back inside, oh no, you had to go and rain his antlers off. Well thanks for nothing. Next October, bitches, next October.
I bit the bullet and bought a gallon of spar urethane so that my future mache props might not end up like mush when the rain comes. But what about my other props that are already painted with acrylics? Would it be a bad idea to coat them now with spar urethane?
Take a #*(&!% break already. I'll avoid all salt tomorrow in your honor if you will kindly move your asses to some dry African plain until mid-November.
Thanks for nothing,
P.S. The haunters below also offer their own supplications and offerings.