:jol:^Have you ever thought of bribing members for their vote? Some of us can be bought for very little Halloween merchandise.
(I'm totally joking....)
Dang Girl, you've got all the best ideas. That's why you have the best props. I'm not so sure about bribing with Halloween merchandise, although Rick would like the idea. I have another propitiation to make. Who in there right mind wouldn't want to take a thrilling free vacation to Oklahoma City? And just to make it interesting, you all can come out in May. We are known world wide for our tornadoes in May. Wouldn't it be great to tell you grand kids you survived an Oklahoma tornado when you were young? And if we are really lucky we might even have an earthquake while you are here. What am I saying, of course we'll have an earthquake, we average 10-15 a week. Cross your fingers and hope for one over 4.0. Those will feel like a truck hit the house. And if there is a tornado, we probably won't get hit. This neighborhood was pretty well flattened by a tornado several years ago. And you know what they say, tornadoes won't strike twice in the same place. Or was that lightening? Oh well, if it does strike we have a tornado shelter that holds 8. If I have to bribe 10 to win the contest, that might be a little problem. I guess then we'd have to teach you all how to play a game. Called, last two to the tornado shelter are rotten eggs. And they can pretty well kiss their rotten butts good bye. And they will be rotten when you see that tornado come barreling down on you, you will rotten right in your pants. And if you do accept this free vacation, you will have to pay for your transportation and meals. We eat out a lot so bring a lot of money for food. And we only have one guest room, so you all will have to fight about it. Doesn't that sound like a great idea. Good, then vote for my prop. Thanks again, P-5! (You get to come automatically for thinking of the bribing idea.)
