[halfcracked]

So let's see what budding Hemingway's are out there..
You've problaly seen the Wired article.
What holloween themed story can you come up with in 6 words.

Here's mine:
Little Elisabeth can't find her axe.

Yes, I know "can't" is a contraction but it's pronounced as one word so I say it counts.

your turn

 

[Johnny Thunder]

The dead rose in the graveyard

 

[HalloweenRick]

Nancy Pelosi is the new President.

 

[halfcracked]

Then there were 14 campers left.

 

[Dr Morbius]

Home from work, blood covered carpets.

 

[HibLaGrande]

although not really mine

these are decent.

It is alive!

Don't bury me, I'm not dead.

Get that needle away from me!

I will take credit for this one.

Found: teddy bear in the swamp.

 

[Dr Morbius]

The Morgue is full of rats

 

[Wyatt Furr]

Oh no, that thing ATE Bernice

 

[Wyatt Furr]

Wait,your NOT from this planet?

 

[Wyatt Furr]

Furr finds dinner isnt dead yet

 

[halfcracked]

For rent: one room, stone bed.
almost> It was a dark & stormy night. (7 but so close )

 

[halfcracked]

The wind died, so did I.

 

[Dr Morbius]

My arms and legs fell off.

 

[Wyatt Furr]

Casper was not a friendly ghost

 

[halfcracked]

Duct tape wouldn't hold it on.

 

[morgan8586]

The zombie bit through his jacket.

 

[HalloweenRick]

President Hillary Clinton began her term.

 

[halfcracked]

Despite the rain the hitchiker was dry. (damn 7!)

hrmmm...

Found: one hook, scratches on hilt.

 

[Koumajutsu]

silence overtook the haunted corn field.

 

[Wyatt Furr]

Out of garlic in Dracula's Castle