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I'm not going to comment on how wrong this whole situation is......

Maybe the croc had something stuck in his teeth... and needed a hand to get it out!
 

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All right, all the hand jokes have been taken.
At least he didn't get the clap.
 

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Ah crap Doc, I didn't even think about the knuckles, give me 5!
 

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In the dental community, that would commonly be known as a severe overbite!
 

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As a matter of fact, with an overbite like that, I'd slash my wrist, oh wait, wouldn't have to!
 

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You know, overbites are caused from biting your nails!
I wonder if that croc ordered the chili from Wendy's. He could sue and make money hand over fist!
If he wanted to hold hands, he should've just said so.
Must've been finger lickin' good!
That's what happens when you wear a joy buzzer and try the old gag on a croc.
What's the crocs favorite food? Soup at Hand!
The Croc just wanted the zookeepers hand-book.
When the cops told the croc to come out with his hands up, they didn't mean it literally!
And lastly,..When the zookeeper went to pet the croc, the croc said "Hands off!"
I'm done.
 

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Now he has a place for all of those stray socks that come out of the drier without their partners, does it get cold in Taiwan?
I'm stumped!
 
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