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Candy Corn Killed While Exploring Pre-season

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#1 · (Edited)
This folks is why Candy Corn needs to stay indoors at all costs until October.
CC, You are still too young and you are not ready to enter the streets yet.

While some understand, most will not accept you before the season begins. You will be thrown into the streets to be forgotten, die alone or possibly killed.


Such a shame...so young.
May this un-identified candy corn rest in peace.
 
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#10 ·
A Eulogy:

Corny wasn't just a piece of candy to us,
He was a legend. My earliest memory of Corny
was when he was flung into a Trick or Treat bag,
giddy at the prospect of being consumed by someone
who loved Halloween. It was what he was made for,
he was sure of it. The months past, and he saw the friends he made
in the Trick or Treat bag disappear one by one,
happy in the knowledge that they were fulfilling thier destinys.
What happened next is anyones guess, but one day he woke up
in a different kind of bag, surrounded by thugs that smelled like
garbage. Pressed by the weight of them, he saw his chance..
the only chance a candy corn could hope for in this his moment of dread.
A torn corner in his otherwise white plastic prison led to his eventual escape.
He rolled and bounced a few times, and landed on what seemed like
a new universe, grey and bumpy. He scarcely had time to marvel at the new world when he was met with his unfortunate demise. The kid in the large sneaker never saw him, nor heard him scream his little candycorn scream
before releasing his last corn-like aroma into the pre-autumn air.
We will miss you Corny, the best, bravest little Candycorn in the world.
Rest in sweet peace.
 
#21 ·
Hey just because you cant stomach the reality that is candy corn killing doesn't mean that others like us have to turn their head to the truth.
You know its happening, its time to deal with it.
No more stepping on Candy Corn!
The police even turn their backs on them.
Its us, the people who have to stand up for Candy Corn around the world.
We need to get the message out there!
I refuse to let this go un-noticed.
CORNIES UNITE!!
 
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