Dear Rain Gods

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Rahnefan

Discussion Starter · Oct 6, 2009 (Edited)

Take a #*(&!% break already. I'll avoid all salt tomorrow in your honor if you will kindly move your asses to some dry African plain until mid-November.

Thanks for nothing,
RahneFan
:finger:

P.S. The haunters below also offer their own supplications and offerings.

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RoxyBlue

· #2 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain God,

I would appreciate it ever so much if you would continue to rain a bit on that new area of the lawn we just reseeded so the grass will be strong and long enough for our graveyard set up on Halloween.

Hugs & kisses,

RB

Tralan

· #3 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain gods,

Beat the ever loving hell out of the snow Gods until November and I'll praise your glory for a month...

IMU

· #4 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain God,

I'm not greedy ... I only ask for 2 ... yes 2 ... days of NO RAIN OR WIND!

Thank you!

Your fellow god of TOLLS and TRAFFIC DELAYS,
IMU

Spooky1

· #5 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain gods, if it's not too much trouble can you only have it rain between midnight and 6am, between now and November 1st? Thanks, I'll sacrifice a bottle of Crown Royal to you. (one shot at a time)

fick209

· #6 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain Gods,

Congratulations! You and your best friends the Wind Gods and Snow Gods have all just won an all expense paid trip to a uninhabited remote island in the middle of nowhere. You will be able to sleet, snow, rain, hail, & blow yourselves silly for the next 30 days with nobody telling you what to do. Pack your bags, you leave tomorrow morning!

One exception, by accepting this wonderful once in a lifetime vacation, you have to promise to squeeze out a little shower between midnight and 6 am each day for spooky & roxy's new grass.

RoxyBlue

· #7 · Oct 6, 2009

Aw, fick, how thoughtful of you:googly:

Dear Rain Gods,

While you are on the all-expenses-paid vacation with the other weather dudes, would you kindly ask the Sun Gods to go dry out those props that Rahnefan worked so hard on? Thanks, you're a love!

Yours very truly,

RB

Spooklights

· #8 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain Gods;
Please consider also staying away for November 1st, as it is my take-down day.
Many thanks,
Amy
P.S.; could you ask the Snow Gods to come around a little more often this year?

Rahnefan

Discussion Starter · #9 · Oct 6, 2009

Dear Rain Gods, sorry for the drama earlier. But if you would be so kind, please send down a special rainbow somewhere in the vicinity of RoxyBlue for being such a sweetheart? In return I'll kill ninety mosquitoes and wear my shirt inside-out.

RoxyBlue

· #10 · Oct 6, 2009

LOL, Rahn, thanks for the lovely thought

Spooky1

· #11 · Oct 6, 2009 (Edited)

Spooklights said:
Dear Rain Gods;
Please consider also staying away for November 1st, as it is my take-down day.
Many thanks,
Amy
P.S.; could you ask the Snow Gods to come around a little more often this year?

Spooklights, be careful of what you ask for, I've heard some forecasts that we're in line for a blizzard this year (kind of like the 2' of snow we got in 2003).

http://www.accuweather.com/news-weather-features.asp?date=2009-07-14_21:25

fick209

· #12 · Oct 6, 2009

I don't think they are taking the vacation, forcast is calling for rain again all day tomorrow then snow on sat & sun

Rahnefan

Discussion Starter · #13 · Oct 7, 2009

OK, so Rain Gods...obviously you don't like me and I don't like you...I'm a monotheist and you are -- whatever you are...and still hanging out in the southeast. Here's some chaos you might actually enjoy: Go to Kentucky and zap the butt of whoever stole DoctorShadow's sign. Then do it again. Then do it again.

fick209

· #14 · Oct 7, 2009

Rahnefan said:
OK, so Rain Gods...obviously you don't like me and I don't like you...I'm a monotheist and you are -- whatever you are...and still hanging out in the southeast. Here's some chaos you might actually enjoy: Go to Kentucky and zap the butt of whoever stole DoctorShadow's sign. Then do it again. Then do it again.

and don't stop zapping that jerk until he has returned the sign

trishaanne

· #15 · Oct 7, 2009

Dear Rain Gods,

I appreciate a good storm as much as the next person. In fact, I turn off all my lights and go sit on the porch to watch the wonderful lightening shows, but once, just once, can we get a little break from the rain in the month of October? I mean, I try to be a nice person, and if that's not enough, you should feel sorry for me because I have to deal with the NJ/PA haunters every month! You can make up for a drier October and rain the entire month of November or December, I don't care.

Just one more favor and I'll leave you alone, dear Rain God. Can you send a message to your friend the Wind God and ask him to lighten up? I've set my stuff up in the yard 3 times already this year and the 50 MPH winds that we are getting today are NOT helping at all. I took it all down again last night, but the tent/carport that I use out back has just about shredded and one of the legs has actually blown off. I tried contacting him myself, but he doesn't respond to my letters.

Thank you.

Pattie

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GPSaxophone

· #16 · Oct 8, 2009

Rain and snow today in Colorado Springs. 34° right now, but down into the 20s tonight.

debbie5

· #17 · Oct 8, 2009

It is SOOOOoooo crappy all around the country. Yesterday was International Walk to School day. Daughter & I get a block from the house & the sky opens up & the winds were fierce. Not fun, even with raingear on. As soon as we get in the door of school, sun comes out, all is fine. Who pi$$ed off Mother Nature this year?? I loved the cool summer, but we need some warm days in October! I have a free pass to go back to the amusement park that I wanna use...

Wahhhhhhhh...

Death's Door

· #18 · Oct 8, 2009

fick209 said:
I don't think they are taking the vacation, forcast is calling for rain again all day tomorrow then snow on sat & sun

Maybe your letter got caught up in their SPAM filter!

The Archivist

· #19 · Oct 8, 2009

You people are so funny but you're missing a few steps in praying to the Weather Gods. According to my research, you need to be standing butt naked in an old bathtub full of noodles (wide ones for no rain, thin ones for no wind, etc.) on a clear, cold night in a public park under a full moon doing the chicken dance while also howling at all the old ladies that walk past.

Rahnefan

Discussion Starter · #20 · Oct 8, 2009

Well, crap. I don't dance.

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