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Until China outlawed the trade in 1993, the reserve received most of its revenue from the sale of tiger skins, bones and other body parts, which are believed by Chinese to imbue vigor and sexual prowess.

Why go through all the time and trouble to take out a tiger when a Penthouse Centerfold or porno flick will pretty much accomplish the same thing with fewer risks? :googly:

Aaaahhhh, those wacky Chinese! Nothing says yummy like eating raw jackass marinated with cat ****.