End of the world.Date given.

I'm going to mark my calendar now!

Well - I'll be 71 by that time. Good enough.

Damn guess I will have to retire early.

Ok - so no crazy spending yet right? I must hold off closer to the date. I'll try.

Darn! I wont get to see my mortgage paid off... may as well stop the payments right now!

Wait a minute... my math is off... my Mortgage will be paid off then it will be a deep crater... D'oh

Its the end of the world as we know it.....

And I feel fine

Here I was thinking that Oral Roberts made yet another of his perposterous predictions, instead it's all about a rock. Silly me...

Sinister said:

Here I was thinking that Oral Roberts made yet another of his perposterous predictions, instead it's all about a rock. Silly me...

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At least you wont have to shovel it.

That is true. However, when Roberts starts running off at the mouth time not only to break out the shovel, but the waist boots as well.

Thank God, I'm out of town that week.