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We have a Vampire turned mutant killing machine engaging in fisticuffs with an otherworld demon lord, who like our own Hauntiholik, has a thing for horns. With that I bring you:
Jared Nomak
vs.
Darkness
While Darkness is cool and all, my money is riding on Nomak to bring this party home. Keep in mind that skinny Tom Cruise along with incompetent elvin folk defeated the evil Darkness. Nomak kicked the asses of several vampires, humans with machine guns and Blade himself and the latter I think could put a serious hurting on that devil dude. Nomak would rip off Darkness' horns and shove 'em straight up his goatish butt before he made him his personal bitch. Nomak, until he was defeated by Blade was one of the more dire movie monster threats ever created.
Jared Nomak

vs.
Darkness

While Darkness is cool and all, my money is riding on Nomak to bring this party home. Keep in mind that skinny Tom Cruise along with incompetent elvin folk defeated the evil Darkness. Nomak kicked the asses of several vampires, humans with machine guns and Blade himself and the latter I think could put a serious hurting on that devil dude. Nomak would rip off Darkness' horns and shove 'em straight up his goatish butt before he made him his personal bitch. Nomak, until he was defeated by Blade was one of the more dire movie monster threats ever created.