...They make Scarecrows all cutesy for Halloween decorations, but when you see them on movies, those ****ers are made up to look as frightening as possible and not an old Hayseed that you would want to screw with? I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed this. I want some scary Scarecrow decor, dammit! If I wanted ones with dumb expressions on their corn sack faces, I'd go steal some from a Kindergarten class. Those Straw Men could be some of the most evil looking creatures around if someone would be a bit more creative. I sure as hell wouldn't want one to chase me across a corn field with a pitchfork on some dark All Hallows Eve! Scary ****e, dudes!